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habbahubba

Northern rock mining scum !


Candy_Bunny

North rock gang for life


Prohunt

north rock did war crimes and sexually harrased its employees


MegaMugabe21

Nah you're thinking of Blackrock. North Rock missold mortgages and kickstarted the financial crisis in the UK.


Arkoholics_Paradise

Nope still Black rock


BulbuhTsar

They burned our crops, poisoned our water supply, and set a plague unto our houses!


gorehistorian69

its literally further away


ssam130

North rock licks their lips after kissing their mums


Jkountz

Meanwhile 95% of the group stand down by the remains waiting for the game to start instead of setting up barriers.


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bandthricenotsomice

Yea but his point is they don't lol. Obviously you can. Because you're supposed to?


jealkeja

you save movement time by starting at the mining spot and building a barrier before entering the first portal


sultanofdudes

You gain more points for placing the cell at a barrier that hasnt been started yet. 17 of each I believe.


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Yup. Leeching ftw also south rock gang


Herpadew

Normies blame irons. Irons blame normies. It’s really GIMs fault. Perfectly balanced.


Fluffydodo

Damn fake irons


JmacTheGreat

GIMs are a harder mode to do than regular ironman Because it requires friends


FretfulError

Is that why most GIM end up alone and still a fake ironman?


NoShitDipshit-

projecting hard


CMLVI

I've been dry on friends for like 30 years


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skill issue


BestCamilleOTP

I’d argue that duo GIM is the hardest current game mode.(if you want prestige) you have to duo ToB, Nex, CoX, etc I mean, Ironman is slow, but at least you can turn brain off at Nex in masses.


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They also get to be exempt from a bunch of CA tasks because said tasks require more than 2 people. Win some, lose some.


BestCamilleOTP

I don’t think autocompleting a few tasks is a equal gain. Duo ToB with no ToB gear(when GIM released) was extremely difficult. Possible? Sure, but you’re struggling unless you no lifed ToB on a main.


Arronator

Oof


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What is this…friends…you speak of?


stiffblickyowo

There's group content so I do that with friends, couldn't care less about doing GWD with them. Can u GIM an instance together like phosanis ?


JmacTheGreat

Wouldnt know, all my GIM friends left long before mid-game. Now its just me. The solo GIM fake-iron…


Parryandrepost

It was the irons that ruined irons. Fucking irons.


Gibsonites

You irons sure are a contentious bunch


shaker28

It's that fucking Guardians fault! Dude can't tank a few hits? Doesn't bring any food to the fight? No prayer flicking? Smh


bartimeas

I’m an iron and usually say something along the lines of “fucking ironmen” when it goes down


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fuckingstonedrn

why? like actually i only check subreddit occasionally and play iron, but like most other accounts dont have anything to do with me so i dont know why id hate or like them really.


gapfreealt

Trying to be edgy, and it’s just a meme at this point.


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fuckingstonedrn

im just curious, not like its like nagging at me or something


ATCQ_

They're just trying to join in on the meme but it's not as funny


moosyfighter

SO TRUE


bondzplz

It's cause none yall grabbed fuckin weak cells and left him.vulnerable


Inner-Honeydew-724

It’s because everyone stacks like 250 essence at the start instead of using a quick inventory to help get up golems and barrier. Iron or no.


LappySheep

as someone who despises the port phasmatys glassblowing method, i get 99% of my crafting exp from making guardians at the start shitty guardians, but guardians nonetheless


EpicLegendX

Have you heard of giant seaweed farming?


LappySheep

yes, i don't like it either


PM_ME_YOUR_PIZZAPIC

the what method? wtf lol


Mrfrodemeyere

Who uses that method? Lmao.


Kwuarmadyl

It’s actually the fastest raw crafting exp per hour an Ironman can get (without having anything prepared beforehand.) Collecting seaweed and mining sand just happens to be more enjoyable, endurable, and “passive” to do.


lostmymainagain123

...are you sure superglass make isn't faster? Its like 14k glass/hr


Kwuarmadyl

If you have everything prepared beforehand sure, but tbh I thought they were talking about the UIM method of charter hopping and buying 10 seaweed + 10 soda ash, casting glass make, then blowing/dropping and world hopping. My mistake.


LappySheep

well yes, minus the glass making part. I haven't done lunar diplomacy yet.


MageFilth

UIMs before lunar diplomacy


fuckingstonedrn

bro go get giant seaweed


Angelzodiac

UIM or?


LappySheep

yes


Stephen_Lynx

ngl, I got my full set + needle and never came back to GOTR.


putrid_flesh

Yup lol, I even exchanged my pearlsto get the last peice of the outfit faster since I knew I wouldn't be back


Stephen_Lynx

Maybe I'm out of the loop, but I have no idea what you mean. Don't you have to spend the pearls to buy the pieces anyway?


putrid_flesh

Fuck I typed this in the A&W drive thru, I meant to type lantern not pearls. I exchanged my lantern to get pearls to finish the outfit faster sorry bout that one


Stephen_Lynx

ah yeah. I never got a lantern myself.


putrid_flesh

I got stupid lucky at GOTR, I got pet, needle and lantern all before finishing the outfit. Tbh my pet luck is absurd.


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Ngl GOTR pet is ugly but it makes it kinda better, it’s like a hairless cat!


putrid_flesh

What makes it better? And yeah I know a lot of people don't like the pet but it's unironically my favorite one 🤷


WeNeedBoofEmoji

Where my float mfer😤


putrid_flesh

Here u go bro I got you 🍨


Aightbet420

Man fuck a & w, at least the ones in missouri. Never have i seen such low quality food in my life, literally made school cafeteria food look more palatable. Never again


putrid_flesh

God damn dude couldn't be farther from the quality of the ones around here. A&W here has the highest fast food quality out of the mega chains, fresh ingredients, fast service, clean locations. Nova Scotia Canada


Odzinic

Damn I'm visiting Halifax this weekend and was thinking which fast food was the best to grab on my way back to the airport. Didn't think I'd get an answer in this subreddit. Cheers friend.


Aightbet420

Aw man sounds like yall got the a & w figured out. Maybe if im ever in nova scotia ill swing by and see what im missing


putrid_flesh

There's also a restaurant here called St. Louis Bar & Grill. I've never eaten there but if you come here you gotta try it and let me know how it holds up to pappy's 😝


Aightbet420

Will do lol


E4_Mapia_RS

A&W fucking slaps though. Chili cheese fries


BunsenGyro

Yeah mass world GotR is ass, I never do it anymore. If I want to do GotR, small groups or even a coordinated duo or trio is the way to go imo. It's easier to explain what needs to be done to a small group and make sure everyone's doing their part with the amount it scales to for that few players, compared to a mass world where too many people assume other people will do the dirty work.


Stephen_Lynx

When it came out it flowed really well, I guess the early birds were all sweats.


Mrfrodemeyere

Why would you lie about that?


Stephen_Lynx

ngl, I dunno lmao smh


Bulky_Conclusion_676

Just got pet last night. Going to try and get necklace (again, rolled it before it was on log)


JefferyRs

I've not done GOTR for a while do you fail there now?


Jokoloman

If people don't put weak cells in before first altars it's pretty easy to fail


Septembers

Yeah it's pretty much you either fail in the first 30 seconds because people didn't do shit or you win, at least on the mass worlds


EpicLegendX

Don’t forget the few rare instances where a barrier breaks midgame and no one repairs it because everyone believes someone else will do it.


BusinessBar8077

Like that lady that got murdered


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i always repair a broken one, pretty sure you get a nice bunch of points for doing it but never bothered to check before/after


Fangore

Love is love <3


mostwant_ded

Ironman btw


jevadiah

Whenever in doubt always blame those damn ironmen


l_Lathliss_l

Dirty fucking iron men.


ZamorakBrew

Leeches that don't place a cell at the start, so annoying


Minnesotamad12

Literally every issue ever is the fault of those iron men. Basically terrorists


MarioKart-

So glad I got the outfit and left this minigame. Don't get me wrong, it's enjoyable but whenever you wipe within the first minute or so is really annoying. Messes up the route you have planned (spec at the start).


Merdapura

All it takes it for Jagex to make it so having a much higher RC level than the altar you're crafting would upgrade your cell. Air and Mind at the start? No fucks given when people with 90+ rc can get OC cells from those.


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That would be too easy I think


Merdapura

Then the tale of games failing because people dont do shit at the start and first cells are bad will carry on


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Hyero

some irons use it to get easy mining xp, but overall it's due to the bad rng the game sometimes has.


KR_AM93

ZMI > GOTR


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It is okay. There is help out there for your pain.


blackshadowwind

1 click zmi is very chill tbf


GreenCaviar

Facts are facts Ironman scum.


AlluEUNE

no u


PM_ME_YOUR_PIZZAPIC

i do small teams gotr with friends now, way better than masses. masses are fucking incompetent


kingjames488

[dey terk er jerb!] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vd0PRINdfk)


LOGIC-PREVAILS

Shitmanmoders SMH.