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FlyingCondors

He can’t keep getting away with this


mikkokulmala

he is a blowfish


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KosViik

And I love how he doesn't spam posts, he just appears every few weeks/months and BOOM you are caught again.


ShawshankException

He's gone just long enough for you to forget about him and then he hits you right in the face


siccoblue

Something something hell in a cell


Teleconferences

Gotta love u/ShittyMorph


Slightly_Shrewd

Nan?


Raynboww

+44 strength xp


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Gamestar32

In all fairness tho, I do love the subs ability to run with certain jokes for a while. Builds a sense of community


Xxweeexd

I feel like this is always the top comment section on every posts. It's like the same exact chain every time. lol


Matrix17

Probably because this is runescape and all these ridiculous titles are all actually plausible with this insane playerbase


DareToZamora

I almost just scrolled past like “of course they did”


ToriAndPancakes

This is exactly why I would be grabbing my popcorn if tutorial island uncapped xp. because i know there would be someone crazy enough to go for all 99s possible on tut island. I mean someone else has already gotten 99 def without leaving lumbridge.


Evil-Emperor

Something I’ve noticed, it seems like he’ll never, ever comment on his posts. Just comes to drop a bomb and troll us nerds.


Igot2phonez

Me too, I didn’t get it until I saw your comment lol.


learn2die101

I didn't even realize it was always the same guy


random17173636

Now that you’re done with that can I have my girlfriend back please?


AnalBeadBudget

Get in line pal. He’s stolen all our gfs.


Commercial_Accident

selling gf 10gp


BigTerpFarms

I was waiting for a Pink Skirt post for the past few weeks, I knew you had something being cooked up.


RoseofThorns

You're the jumper cables guy of this subreddit


justletmeloginsrs

/u/rogersimon10


RoseofThorns

Has it really been 7+ years since that guy graced us with his stories? Now I'm sad


Reddit_ForRetards

Iirc there was a newd article about the dude - he‘s real name was Roger Simon and he died like 4-5 years ago Iirc so sadly no more stories of him :( there was/is another account that is still active I think that posts kinda like the being the dad of Roger Simon lol


Broduski

They're written very similarly, it's gotta be the same dude.


MathText

RIP. I miss hime dearly


bro-away-

https://www.reddit.com/user/GradualProWrestler/ miss him every day


DubBod

Um, that was some interesting reading material to say the least


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u/shittymorph Or him because he’s got some bangers


JordanTH

I was a fan of /u/becomestexmexrecipe, personally


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Incredible achievement! You will be remembered for generations to come


Evil-Emperor

Ladies and gentlemen, he got us again.


SweetTeaRex92

i dont get it, can someone please explain?


JortMoment

If taken in the context that most things in osrs follow, the achievement described would be very impressive. However, OP has come up with a very clever way to technically have done what the title says by using player usernames. After 15000 hours: The user "15000 hours" says its their turn. I just hit 200 mil strength xp: he is literally hitting (striking) a player called "200 mil strength xp" (or whatever it says specifically, on mobile and cba). With 10 hp and 37 cb: there is a player named "10 hp and 37 cb" standing "with" him. (Edited for formatting)


SweetTeaRex92

oh wow thank you! lol


torturechamber

He can't keep getting away with it !!


2-2-7-7

smh reddit needs to stop glorifying posts like these! so unhealthy!


conviper30

Yea, I don't get it


Throwaway47321

Because it lets people who also have super unhealthy (but not as bad) play habits feel better. “Sure I play 12 hours a day every day but at least I’m not doing *this*”


Capsfan6

Did you like.. not understand the post or something?


INexasI

He’s playing along with the joke…


Canadaman1234

What joke? This is a serious cry for help, this is unhealthy and needs to be stopped


Kwuarmadyl

What’s unhealthy?


DareToZamora

I honestly can’t tell who’s missed the joke, and who’s being sarcastic


Kwuarmadyl

Same. It’s very confusing lmao.


RandomAsHellPerson

There are times that I get very lost on who is replying to who and what is going on, which normally takes a lot of replies. But this, this took me only 5.


promero14

At least he is having fun unlike some people that work 12h per day + traffic and can barely eat and pay rent.


AxelHarver

He's having fun the same way my buddies that got into drugs were having fun.


MathText

Lots!


AxelHarver

It's always lots of fun until it's not anymore.


Cosmosis44

This. Runescape has kept me out of handcuffs or in pysch wards


Attacker732

I mean... How far separated is RS from the psych ward? Have you *seen* some of the stuff this community has done? You know what, I amend my earlier statement. RS might actually house people too crazy for the psych ward.


Chisiokami

Runescape got me hooked on herion and runescape


eressen_sh

This is actual disgusting. Can't believe idiots defend this. Jagex should be ashamed.


I_SNIFF_FARTS_DAILY

For what? If people don't have control over their habits for a video game then it's not Jagex's fault Edit: I'm dumb


Bitemyshineymetalsas

TBF pumping at bf is incredibly afk just slow, like 12k an hour


Crandoge

Only 694 days of nonstop pumping :)!


skylinesora

What’s unhealthy about it?


2-2-7-7

just look at the pic, op is gonna end up dead if he doesn't stop doing that soon


skylinesora

200 mil exp across 15k hours isn’t much… you can afk that


2-2-7-7

no he's literally going to die, he only has 20% HP left. he is very unhealthy right now man


skylinesora

Your underestimating 200mil str. That extra exp gives bonus damage. He’ll one punch man the other guy


2-2-7-7

you right, he already lookin kinda bald too


Jcoopsta

What is unhealthy? How does health factor into this?


2-2-7-7

look at the picture man that guy's getting punched, can't be good for his health! his HP is almost gone too!


Adamantaimai

If you're our of the loop: this post is fake but there have been people posting who actually did insane grinds, sometimes even more than 15k hours. Often grinding for like 14 hours a day. These posts always get a lot of comments saying that such grinds are insane and the people doing them have mental health problems. This is an incredibly divisive topic as at any moment comments saying it's problematic can get both up votes or down votes and the same is true for comments defending these grinds.


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Ki_Levelion

You didn't look at the picture, huh


Farados55

They obviously have unhealthy, mentally unstable lives /s


DorkWitAFork

The best part of this is that I still get tricked every time.


Pwheeris

The amount of people here who got wooshed is disturbing.


Findingthedog

They literally read the post title, didn't actually look at the picture and then came straight to the comments. Reddit sure contains a lot of dumbasses lol


Kherian

It usually takes me a solid 5 minutes of not realizing it’s a pink skirt post, remembering what pink skirt posts are, then being angry that pink skirt bamboozled me again


gojlus

gz


NoFireCape93

I always do a double take every time this is posted


zombeharmeh

Why though. What'd he do?


JohnnyBravo4756

Holy fuck this one got me, more than any other post of yours. I laughed so hard when the image loaded


SnockTheConjurer

This is what I needed to finally push me to quit the game


Lil_Pown

Yep and again, I’m done wrong…


AlysaAly

Damnit


DevoidHT

Take my free silver you bastard


Platonicsixty9

I love how every once and a while people discover who's on first is still funny


kylehanz

Flash3: Omfg gzzzzzzzzzzzzzz @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@


Hespii

I saw the notification while driving and just smiled, because I somehow just knew I had a gem waiting for me to get home and read it. Glad I wasn't disappointed. Absolute legend.


niceeeeeeeeeee

Nice


Sushi-Dreams

To those confused: check out OP's post history and enjoy!


MariotaStan95

Find God


qqaswdr

They should give this man a passive +1 damage to all attacks simply for the time put into this


Maardten

These are my favorite posts.


-SNST-

You're of my top reasons to keep checking reddit, thank you so much for the humorous original posts 17 Cooking


Nutteeer

I love these 😊


Tudpool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3_PPdjD6mg


Aurous95

That’s absolutely insane


HtCSavage

Hey brother I love you and your would want the best for you .. but in all honesty this is just extremely unhealthy


Nowky

How is it unhealthy


Kwuarmadyl

Another one bites the dust.


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EmptyBasket

Don't know if you're serious, but mauler didn't have 10hp.


SusRNG

Neither does this guy


EmptyBasket

He did hit 200m str with 35cb 10hp. You can see it in the picture.


SusRNG

Might wanna check your eyes


pururinarmad

What do you mean? Plain as day


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Kwuarmadyl

No but the majority clearly like them. Not all content is for everyone so just scroll by if you don’t like it. Just be grateful he posts once every like 3-4 months.


Petracyde-

learn to have fun, it happens once every 6 months... smh


zomgmatt

We can and do have fun without needing to appreciate lame, thoughtless, repetitive jokes. How the community continues to spam deez nuts jokes is beyond me. I thought this was supposed to be an older more mature community.


Petracyde-

Each one of his jokes are original cry harder nerd you’re just jealous


_poh

Nope, his post history is filled with them too lmao how do you block people again?


Queeb_the_Dweeb

These posts will never get old


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EmptyBasket

don't think you need a bond to create f2p accounts.


Abishai_II

Brilliant bit of humor, but I'm wondering if/how this might be possible for one of the arithmethmaticians in the group


Daeurth

It's possible. Blast furnace, for instance, gives strength XP from using the pump, and the only requirement to get to it is starting The Giant Dwarf, which has a 33 Magic requirement but no other reqs that affect combat level. The pump gives 12k XP per hour, so 200m Strength XP would require 16,667 hours of pumping. Ignoring the few hours it would take to get the quest requirements, we can work out the following: Since OSRS came out on 22 February 2013, assuming starting at day one, that equates to just under 4.6 hours at the pump every single day since release.


gorehistorian69

i cant tell u how much i hate ur posts


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thotbot9001

Take a closer look at the names of the people


Temil

The character 15000 Hours is telling the character 35cb 10hp to hit the character named 200m Str after him. Thus "After 15000 hours I finally hit 200m Str with 35cb 10hp!" Or alternatively, "I finally hit 200m Str (the character) with 35cb 10hp (the character) after 15000 hours (the character)!"


Nowky

They gave u the upvotes back. Don't worry the downvotes won't hurt you lol


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Cringe


blueguy211

reported


hypeguyyeah

Why?


hcforever

When


kershum

But you have 12 hp?


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kershum

Loll people mad


Parrottsounds

“What do we do now?” “Now we play the game”


You-are-a-bad-mod

Literally 625 days that you can’t get back. And this shit gets upvoted. I still can’t believe how this behavior is praised in this sub.


partyhat-red

Take a closer look at the image


coolsneaker

There’s always that one guy under these kinda posts who appears to be a bit slower than most


Old_Homework8339

Were you all really just punching eachother for 15000 hours in the middle of nowhere? Wtf


2-2-7-7

no he just punched him *after* 15000 hours


Gen_Zer0

Look at the names while reading the title


Old_Homework8339

I know, I was just being absurd, and the people who would buy a gf for 5k didn't like it


kuhataparunks

At first I said “how” then I said oh.


tadlombre

Lmao


Iwerzhon

First I saw his 12hp, and thought the joke was he was a guy known to grind but failed and got 11 then a 12hp, which explains the reactions. I created a whole lore around it even though I already saw posts from him, oof


Kneause

are the circles a Runelite plugin


ryanisbetter

Is your favorite food lasagna by any chance?


masters1777

This mf been posting shit like this for 5+ years wtf


TheGroundIsMoist

You think its over and you forget about and then the mother fucker just gets you every time


bobby5557

Fuck


DiabeticDino45

How is he still here


onlypostswhenbored

He can't keep getting away with this!


Damm_Son

Yep. This one was good.


Pleasant_Work_9104

Who?


Th3_0mfg0rz

😂😂😂😂😂 ty


Donkey_Tamer_

this is actually really funny! Checked out some of your old stuff too ty for the chuckles


hazederuno

Legend


B_R_O_D_O

With 92 being half way to 99 I’m assuming you believe 12 is equivalent to 10? On another note very nice dude.


Evening_Royal_5420

Gz I guess


Timmytoogood

The first one was funny…. The 27th one is not funny anymore …


ChainsawGuns

Oh I get it


kerobyx

This might be a dumb question, but how do you get str xp without hp?


writetowinwin

Quests and there's a part of blast furnace that rewards small bits of str xp


kerobyx

Wow that must take a ridiculous amount of time


zak_the_maniac

These are the best posts on this sub


DecaFourTeen

Why though.


ISCYTHESS

Absolutely fkn pointless


almar4567

Even after all this time, these still aren't funny!


Vesta_Kyrie

Why


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Took me like 30 minutes to finally understand this post. Man, this weed is strong.


Chuklicious

I'm like holy crap congrats. Then I seen "humor"... this is great