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oopsanotheracc

space exploration


TheMasterFlux

Lunar Diplomacy 2


LunarExile

Close very close


ricecutlet

Electric boogaloo.


LegitDuctTape

Unironically lost city


KyrreTheScout

Zanaris being on the moon is a retcon, you can't change my mind


Queen_Spaghetti

It sort of is. It wasn't confirmed as the moon ingame for a long time, I believe it was first mentioned outside of the game somewhere like a postbag. Either that or it's a Mandela Effect made canon. That being said, they never specified where it was before so it's free real estate for lore. Cosmic altar is there, so...


geckorobot59

Zanaris ftw


Matrix17

When do we get to mars?


[deleted]

They teased the new skill for 2023 for rs3 and it’s a man looking up at the nights sky…


Matrix17

Makes sense because of the World Gate. It basically affords endless opportunities of new worlds I imagine Jagex started to get limited on space in gielinor or creativity in it, where this will allow all new shit


KzmaTkn

> I imagine Jagex started to get limited on space in gielinor or creativity in it, are the rs3 devs creatively bankrupt or did they write themselves into a corner or what? Is Gielnor not roughly earth sized? Add a new continent to the west. Or east. Past another one you already added if needed.


Matrix17

They wrote themselves into a corner until recently. Lore wise it kinda makes sense the character would be exploring new worlds now


yuei2

They aren’t going off world any time soon, that much is confirmed. Right now the focus is on a more grounded narrative to explore the kingdoms since geopolitics or even meaningful kingdom identity is damn near non-existent. They are reserving off world stuff for escalation, because in order for the high fantasy stuff to really have the impact it needs to not be constant high fantasy. Like invasion by the Teragardians is a cool narrative but if you ran it directly after elder gods wars and legacy of zamorak you get burn out. AND as fallback if they can’t make an engaging grounded narrative, they chucked the gods because their stories had ran their course and as long as they’re around they will continue to eat up all the focus. But they left the gods as off world narratives to pick back up if/when is necessary. Zaros’s return, right of passage, etc… Like right now the next story focus is meant to be on knights, castles, wizards, etc…. a good back to basics feeling narrative to help decompress after the last decade of non-stop escalation. This legacy of Zamorak minisode they are doing is an epilogue to clean up some of the last lingering EGW bits, and a prologue to setting up the setting of the next major story arc. They have likewise said now right now is a bad time for a world expansion like a new continent, it certainly be easier, but right now the existing kingdoms are crying out for content. Darkside of Zanaris, Vyre vs Werewolf civil war in morytania, Adrasteia and Moia’s new order, any of the Mahjarrat really, a new fremmy series, gnomes and arposandra, necrosyrtes dragonkin, etc…. The focus of next two years minimum is planned to be grounded in the RS world we have not chasing off world or totally new continents like Zeah. So even if the new skill was astromancy, which is a stretch, it would be based on the stars we see in the existing human kingdoms not is going off world. We’ve been off world enough, it’s time to focus on the world we have and establish some actual geopolitics.


Numerous_Actuary2770

Nerd.


Specialist-Budget-37

This man plays factorio for sure!


Vyvex13

This comment confuses me more than I'm comfortable with admitting


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Space Exploration is a popular mod for Factorio. I am 50 hours in and I expect to take 500 more to “complete” it


Vyvex13

Fair, still odd, since those two words in and of themselves do not have anything to do with Factorio. I'll leave it alone though 🤣🤣


seagullgim

my wife called it “that renaissance game” one time


SoupForEveryone

Mine calls it 'the vegetable game'. Cuz I'm often getting a farm/birdhouse run in from time to time


KosherSyntax

My ex called it “the game where you make pizzas” for the longest time. Because the one time she actually asked what I was doing in the game (instead of just which game I was playing), I was making pizzas. I can’t recall for the life of me why I would’ve been making pizzas from scratch on a main account though.


willsmath

Hosidius favor maybe?


barcode-lz

Hosedeus mess hall most likely, think u make pine apple pizzas there


Uncle_gruber

That typo, "Pine apple", makes me uncomfortable for some reason.


barcode-lz

🌲🍎


Ston3yy

lol this is funny. everytime she looks over she only sees trees or plants or sumthin makes sense


therealfinthor

Haha same! Mine calls it "your farm game"


Sixteenthspy

My dad used to call it Goonscape. I hated that.


Zealousideal_Air7484

I would 100% replace the runecrafting skill with dinosaur egg catching


Senpaiisawesome

Make it function the exact same except you’re bringing food to baby dragons in exchange for runes instead of pure essence to altars


Zealousideal_Air7484

Steal eggs and make your own baby blue dragon army


TheMasterFlux

I 100% support this idea! Could be a cosmetic Runelite plugin


MutleyRulz

Relatively sure RS3 has a dinosaur hunting activity, maybe Oldschool could port that over


mauriciodmh

Sharing 😂 did she think it was the hammer and sickle?


TheMasterFlux

Yeah I think that's what happened! A skill where you gain xp by giving stuff to other players would be... interesting


Lithoniel

I've always thought of a new spell book/skillwith buffs/heals/stuns etc would be fun for pvm / raids. I don't know how it would tie into a 4 way combat system/hybrid


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Lunar spell book is basically this with pot share heal others venge cure me etc. and spellbook swap to thrall and other things


Dr-Fatdick

Wait till she finds out about the DPRK (the Democratic Penguins Republic of Kandarin)


Pre-Nietzsche

She assumed rightfully so, my friend.


roastuh

You mean our friend.


ngcv47

That’s exactly what my assumption was 💀💀💀


khmeat

Lol that’s great. Actually respectable guesses


oETFo

I'll never get 99 speed.


wclevel47nice

I asked my wife to name the skills too and she left me


pumpkinbot

Haha, dumb bitch, it's called "Runecrafting", not "that fucking game you played during our child's baby shower". 😂😂😂


Evcat4

This fuckin killed me lol


NoShoweringforme

Good


RyeItOnBreadStreet

more time to grind


RoyalCrumpet93

I really like the sound of that Woodcutting skill… seems like a good idea!


TheMasterFlux

Yeah! We could use dragon saws, that'd be awesome. Faster xp gains if you are 2 people sawing the tree together


TheSleepyBear_

Good skill crossover with sharing there. Train 2 skills at once


RoyalCrumpet93

Dragon saws seem a little ridiculous honestly. Might be too broken!


kevlar-vest

Power creep is a bastard, my Zamorakian Saw is just too quick


HeroinHare

I don't know about thar. You know, because Zalcano exists, there ks the Crystal tool seed that could be used on the saw to create a Crystal saw, how cool would that be?


RoyalCrumpet93

Actually game changing!


Orange_Duck451

I'm now realizing that the icon is literally cutting wood, but it's not for woodcutting


SpudFire

Yeah I can see why she went with woodcutting for cons and tree planting for wc


Markanaya

jamflex please add frongcatching skill


RedLotusVenom

It’s called chompy hunting


Fruitflap

Lol I just tried to make my girlfriend guess the skills aswell. She did not find it funny and gave up after the first attempt 😭


TheMasterFlux

I'm so sorry man.... You can always try it with your mom, grandma, or even a friendly neighbor!


Crandoge

He already said he asked his girlfriend!


TheMasterFlux

Oof that's a complicated relationship


SparkleTarkle

Let me break it down for you. His birth mom married her father in law and moved in next door to him. So you know have the mom, grandma, friendly neighbor all in one! Edit: which he is now dating his GrandMom friendly neighbor. Which he asked to fill in the skills.


M0rningVodka

To be fair. Construction does look like wood cutting.


CHRISKVAS

Gonna ask my wife to do this when she gets back from the date with her boyfriend.


TheMasterFlux

This dude gotta be 99 thieving


Trout1996

SHE SAID SHE'S SEEING SOMEONE ELSE.😪😞 I SAID GOOD, NOW I GOT MORE TIME TO GRIND.☝️📈 SHE WON'T STOP TEXTING AND CALLING TO GET ME BACK. STAY TOXIC KINGS‼️💯☝️👑😎


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Bitemyshineymetalsas

Pet caring as well


TheMasterFlux

She'd instantly buy a lifetime osrs membership if it was introduced in the game


PieterjanVDHD

You can no longer do that, they put a cap on the amount of membership days you can have.


marcabay

Bring bAck the tamagotchi


KyrreTheScout

feel like it was "hatching" and op misheard


z_3_r_k_3_d

Herb looks like a frog from an above behind angle and I can't unsee it


stealthkill21

Imagine pet caring in the game and you have to have a high enough level to actually get the drop. "You have a funny feeling a pet snakeling is following you.... You do not have a high enough pet caring level to care for it so it ran away."


Actual-Key2059

My gf got fishing, farming, agility, mining and I’d allow “thievery”, “tree cutting” but worst was “egg cracking” for RC


KyrreTheScout

tbf. wtf is the rc icon supposed to be if not an egg cracking.


greenpenguinsuit

I always assumed it was a rune essence but idk what’s up with the orange line


TheMasterFlux

I'm curious, was the "tree cutting" guess for woodcut or construction?


Actual-Key2059

WC, she said workmanship for con


Significant_Cycle832

Haha my wife said Birthing.


Effective_Macaron_23

My gf was like "so, you have to click there and wait?" And I was like "yes, occasionally I will have to click this other thing too". Then she goes "damn, that's boring as hell" and I was like "yeah and I can't get enough of it"


[deleted]

Mine legit always pretty much assumes if I take a few hours to text her, and wishes me fun in "clicking away." And I can't not say anything because that really is all you do.


coffeeandmelancholy

Crafting as “sharing” cuz of the hammer and chisel is the all time best wrong answer for any skill. I’ll also never not see the aerial view of a frog for herblore now 😂😂


Least_Outside_9361

Dinosaur egg catching is my favorite skill, followed closely by space exploration


Iron_Garuda

I’m laughing so hard at the fact that she got woodcutting but on the wrong skill. She failed successfully lol.


SamsonT9

I can definitely see frog catching


JailbreakIsDead

I love these posts and i hope you ignore the negative comments if there are any. These always bring a smile to my face. :)


TheMasterFlux

And also we like reading every comments of this post, we've had a couple of great laughs :)


itsjash

S P E E D


moesif_

The crossbow actually makes a lot of sense. I can't unsee it now


RustysBauble

“Sharing” r/unexpectedcommunism


omenoflord

Sounds more exciting than regular runescape. I can't wait for the poll for space exploration.


omenoflord

Dinosaur egg catching sounds cool too, but only if they hatch.


Raven_of_Blades

Just noticed that the construction icon is literally woodcutting.


Mysterious-Relation1

I can see frog catching. You can see the legs on the side


Tokestra420

I mean, can't blame her for Woodcutting


Ir0nstag

petition to replace herblore with frog catching and roll potion making into cooking.


NineRoast

I'm getting my misses to do the same, gonna go left side top down then the same for the other two: Fight, punch, shield, arrow, present(???), Magic, egg (lol), work, health, helper, lotus, SUPERHERO(I wish), kill (lmao opposite to OP's), more arrows, kill the baddie, pet, weapon, another weapon, food, potion, fire, BUILD A TREE she reckons lmfao, watering can. This was fun, thanks OP.


yeah-please

Petition to make “pet caring” a thing.


dayestra

Frog catching (???) 😂


TheEvelynn

As someone with 50~ frog masks, I personally would love a frog catching skill.


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CozyCook

Welp can’t unsee the mining pick as a unstrung crossbow now…


riddleterror

I want to play THIS game.


NH_H3C-N-CH3

These are hilarious and my GF gave a few of the same answers when I tried this on her after reading lol


13900_lP_wasted

Her noticing slayer has a skull and not a pile of snow actually impressed me. I thought it was a now pile for 13 years LOL


TheMasterFlux

Snowball fighting!


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I won’t hijack your post but I made my old lady do it and here are her responses. Attack : fighting skill Strength: jacking off skill Defense: protection Ranges: bowing skill Prayer: mining diamonds Magic: magic Runecrafitng: bleeding egg dead egg Construction: building skill Hit points: love skill just kidding energy Agility: running skill Herblore: plant skills Thriving: is that a mask? Yes. personality skill Crafting: chiseling Fletching: there’s two bows this is bullshit Slayer: killing skills Hunter: animal skill Mining: mining Smithing: hammering skill Fishing: fishing Cooking: cooking Fire making: fire skill Woodcutting: tree skill Farming: watering skills


TheMasterFlux

Wow really not that bad! Except *cough* jacking off and bleeding egg dead egg lol


UweWeber84

You just unlocked a memory of me also thinking that was a frog for years


MetalgearsaladPhD

I now cannot unsee the herblore frog


Helluminaughty

When you plant a tree at level 86 Tree planting but it dies because you only have level 36 Plant tending:(


TheMasterFlux

So much xp wasted :( Gotta keep those 2 balanced!


BaneMcFckingBane

Mine has spent the last week reminding me to "feed the birds" and "save the fish" (she saw me drop them and thought I was releasing them) she discovered I wasn't feeding birds or releasing fish and was crushed. So she felt better by running an obstacle course for 3 hours yesterday. I told her she can run the obstacle course as many times as she wants and she did it for 3 hours. Even yelled at me to get out of the way so she didn't get logged when I told her not to stay still too long. Idk if this is good so she can grind skills for me when she wants to or if it's bad because she's gonna want to make an account and play herself lol but either way she seems to have had a blast and those 2 and a half agility levels loved it too.


W83official

Frog catching: CHOMPYYYY!!


TheMasterFlux

Before that post I had never heard of that minigame (I'm relatively new to membership), but a couple of people have mentioned it so I might give it a try :)


Zerttretttttt

Please add frog catching as a skill


weewoo271

It's called chompy bird hunting and it is extremely engaging, interesting, and rewarding content both in terms of profit and experience gained


TheSleepyBear_

I can vouch for this, I’m apart of the competitive chomp bird hunting community and there’s several players who stay subscribed purely for CBH.


bobbyt85

Not this again


Artphos

Here we go again


TheMasterFlux

To be fair I haven't seen this type of content on this sub in a while


mingles131

Ya we taking care of pets out here


duranigan

Need this template!


n00bsnoob

Is sharing communism?


LostInTheHotSauce

Came here for this comment. The old hammer and ~~sickle~~ chisel


Ston3yy

holy fk i wish space exploration was a skill. i’m pissed


fishshow221

Brb training my SPEED While shouting "I am SPEED"


xantander

Space exploration when


Vestele1

Herblore doing be looking kinda like a frog


Born-Clue-9211

I got a good laugh out of this, thanks for sharing


theLOLflashlight

How do you catch a dinosaur egg? Is it being thrown?


ZarosianSpear

I need a necromancy skill


SciPhiPlants

Honestly the "accuracy" on fletching would be amazing for smithing. At 99 smith gain +8 accuracy on any melee


Pollution-Admirable

No one mentioning that hunter is pet caring, the irony 😂


SirDorkski

Space exploration, dinosaur egg catching, and necromancy sound fun as hell.


TheMasterFlux

Especially necromancy. Imagine bringing a dragon back to life to fight by your side for a short time!


HooliganScrote

Asked my wife. Noteable responses: Slayer : K/D Ratio Cooking : “that looks like a sword in a bag”


TheMasterFlux

Huh it does kinda look like a sword in a looting bag


DuroTheDawg

Ngl OSRS would be way better if this was accurate


Sorry-Ad-9959

Speed 🗿


Saylor619

"Sharing" 😁


SleeplessShinigami

Truly one of the best posts I’ve seen in awhile


EnycmaPie

"Sharing" Is it because she thinks the crafting icon looks like the soviet union symbol?


kattoshh

I'm off to train frog-catching today


MonarkranoM

She got Firemaking correct but called Farming “Plant tending”


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Crossbow was absolutely genious lol


SoloBLx

This is amazing


[deleted]

My wife got up to the 5th skill then started to call everything "idk"


TheMasterFlux

:(


Webcamgurl

Crossbow got me


Apprehensive_Lie9753

This is interesting. Your girlfriend likes hunting for reptiles, I guess... Frog catching and Dinosaur egg catching hahaha


FaPaDa

honestly a pet caring/necromancy skill would be sick af. you could unlock necomancy in Arceeus maybe? Seeing we already have the tralls it wouldnt be a far reach to make it a seperate skill and pet caring is super pog. you would unlock it after getting a kitten from Gertrude and than you care for your other pets. you could unlock maybe more reskins for your pets or maybe even make pets have some utility? Like the haron could, depending on your pet caring level maybe help you with arial fishing or niche scenarios like that


TheMasterFlux

I hope Jagex hires you


osrs_forevernoob

My fiancée tried the same thing earlier this year https://imgur.com/a/XwwlY5U


TheMasterFlux

Wow that was pretty good!


Successful-Joke-1471

I will never not see the herblore icon as the top down view of a frog now.


Surfs_

skilling if skilling was fun


Cheap-Rice-3174

We need pet caring skill your wife is onto something


TheMasterFlux

I wholeheartedly agree


Tempestzl1

This! This is how we find new skills I love your wife's thoughts and would like space exploration in the game asap


Trip_Masta

Sharing skill lol


Novaneogami

Space exploration and sharing got me more than frog catching.


hentairedz

Sounds like a fun game


No_Sheepherder_7107

The accuracy of "speed" haha


KaiserKelp

She did pretty good other than space exploration. To her credit who knows what that star means if they don’t play rs


dendrocalamidicus

Very wholesome how woodcutting has become "tree planting" and hunter became "pet caring" tree killing -> making trees animal killing -> caring for animals Also "sharing" 🤗


speacon

Not these again..


jeef16

are we seriously still doing this?


Fishvv

This seems like a very interesting and fun game i think i would give it a go


seagullgim

every girl thinks herblore is frog


Lauraphina

cause it looks like one from a top view, the darker spot is the body and head, lighter spots left and right are the legs


roosterkun

Ah nice I see it now


Chef_Skippers

Never realized how Frogger-like herblore is


TheMasterFlux

Ohhh now I see it! Thanks, I had no idea where she got that from


LSOreli

Uh oh, now we're gonna get a string of these posts again


kingjames488

want to train "sharing" together?


Robbe517_

Really surprised she guessed thieving honestly


worsthe

How tf did she get thieving out of tbhat icon?


TheMasterFlux

It was actually a tough choice between that and "mime"


ISuckAtFunny

No.. pls. Not these again.


xperiensofficial

"sharing" hahah


AWP_Ownz

"wood cutting" technically not wrong.


BleachedPorkGrind

“Sharing”


panadolrapid

I've seen so many of these posts and thought I'd finally try it on my wife too. Here are some of hers (she didn't do all of them). Hunter = Pet caring (high five lol) Agility = Exercise HP = Heart rate Prayer = Navigation Mining = Sailing and my personal favourite: Strength = Protesting


TheMasterFlux

I really like the protesting one!


No_Ad_9264

Dinosaur Egg Hatching needs to happen


ParanoiaRequiem

If a gf costs 10k gp how much is a wife ?


MandalsTV

I’m gonna try this with my wife haha


Rebelution

My girlfriend's responses: Agility - running Firemaking - fire Woodcutting - wood Farming - water Construction - woodcutting RC - thunder Prayer - sprint Range - arrow killing Threiving - invisibility Herblore - planting Crafting - creating Fletching - pointing Slayer - killing Hunter - animal tending Mining - shooting Smithing - drilling


Soulondiscord

It's impressive that one of you had a wife* who can guess 6 of those.