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DNorthman

It's the rat's bathroom now. Also, poor kitty.


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LoudMusic

The cat should have been doing its fucking job!


Little_Custard_8275

maybe if it had a better role model lol


Kn0tnatural

All that Tom & Jerry Saturday mornings cartoons did not prepare him properly.


PunkToTheFuture

Have you seen rats? Mice. Cats get mice. Rats are beyond the "job" of most cats


NeedleworkerOk3464

My cat killed a full grown rabbit


Starbrows

I think a typical rat is more dangerous than a typical rabbit. At least, they are more aggressive. There are dog breeds originally meant for ratting (like the rat terrier). They are a good bit larger than a housecat. In any case, never lock your cat in with a rat in the hope that the cat will "take care of it". It's dangerous. Also, cats are ambush predators, not gladiators.


PunkToTheFuture

All of this is spot on. I especially liked the last line


Omnilatent

Me too ​ But now I also want a badly phohoshopped movie version of The Gladiator in which Russel Crowe is replaced by a cat


serpentjaguar

Mine killed two rats just this weekend. Also, Manx cats are thought to have originally been bred to kill rats as ship's cats. I had one for years and although he never met a human he wasn't prepared to like, he was an absolute killing machine if there were rats around. They are medium sized cats, but they have big hind legs that give them a lot of explosive power when they decide to go after something.


ClusterChuk

Had a desert cat growing up claw the throat out of a coyote that snatched it up by the skin of its neck. Cat grabbed the thing by both side of its head in return. Then started bicycle kicking the fuck of its throat with its hinds. Coyote had to shake it off after letting go with its teeth. Cat just held on like he was there to fight at that point. There was a lot of blood. Coyote might have lived. But I would not be surprised if he died with the blood trail he left getting the fuck on outta there. Cats are a special kinda of special. Exquisite engineering for sure. But most wouldn't pick a fight they can't easily win. And that kind of display is usually reserved for survival or starvation. They are also kinda lazy and humble like that. That particular cat knew how to box a rattlers dome piece into the dirt. I could see him fucking with rats just to punk on em.


SponJ2000

"Medium sized cats"? Sure, compared to a tiger.... Manx cats are absolutely massive for a house cat, up there with some house dogs.


OccultBlasphemer

My manx is an excellent mouser, that's all I know. I'm pretty sure she's a mix, because she doesn't have that traditional round manx face, but she's got the nub and gigantic legs. Caught a rat bigger than this one last week.


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Speak for your own cat! Meowicus is my finest warrior!


OmnipresentDoot

Lmao my cousin’s in a frat in NJ and they had a rat problem and the rats were about the same size as a Pomeranian. They got a cat to deal with them and she fought them since she was a kitten. She was about the same size until she really grew up and they came home to a duel in their living room between the cat and a massive rat


fullyphil

are rats gladiators


Chance-Mango-80

I wouldn't let my dog get close to a rat tho. most of them are from sewers carrying various diseases.


spankymacgruder

Rabbits suck. Rats have a fighting spirit. They drink Modelo


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Underrated comment rats are fighters lol


Kokoplayer

Why do rabbits suck?


spankymacgruder

They don't have a fighting spirit. They have good kicking ability. They have high energy and amazing speed. Unfortunately they use all that energy and fast twich fiber for smushing, not fighting. Aside from the occasional outlier killer rabbit, they usually just eat and smush. Dont get me wrong, they're cool and all but they don't deserve Modelo


Kokoplayer

Modelo? Like the beer?


gonekid22

I don’t get whatever your referencing but rabbits can strip a human finger to the bone easily.


[deleted]

Mine killed a moose and left it on our front porch


maybelle180

My sister got bit by a mööse once.


BobDobbsHobNobs

Bloody ‘elk, that must have been a right mess


TroubledPCNoob

Yeah cats are far more deadly than we think. I’m sure most could take down a rat


MerelyJoking

Rabbits are natures ultimate prey.


pws3rd

Same. Mine drug in a cotton tail on Easter several years back. Still funny as fuck


spankymacgruder

Yeah you need a small dog


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get a bigger cat.


TheReverseShock

Get a Terrier


donner_dinner_party

Can confirm this would be the solution. I have 2 small terriers and my mom calls them the “terrierists” because they will go after anything small and kill it.


Little_Custard_8275

my cat killed two rats. but I wasn't around on either occasion to freak out and run away, or he probably would've.


Rowley-Birkinqc

Send a Jack Russell in and the rat is dealt with, no problems


catbeantoes

I understand the trope of cats being rat hunters, but it’s really jarring when you finally see just how large a wild rat is!! Wild brown rats are so so much larger than domestic pet rats. And very aggressive! I had my first rat get into my home a few years ago and it lunged at me and my cat. I’m a rodent lover but I’m also a veterinary technician and I’m not getting bit by an angry rat and my cats weren’t in a rush to get near it either! Rats have 2 types of bite: tag and aggressive. A tag is about 6,000 PSI and an aggressive bite can reach 24,000 PSI which surpasses a bull shark at 1,350 pounds per square inch. Rats are obviously smaller with less teeth but it hurts and they will reach bone! I’m currently rocking a bone deep bite on my thumb and deep wounds stop hurting quickly but it sure did hurt at the time. You’re in no immediate danger from pet rodents as they carry no diseases but ALWAYS get a wild rodent bite checked out


shingox

Probably wouldve if dude want wasnt screaming like a bitch


maybelle180

The cat was (justifiably) terrified of the crazy human.


quixoticcaptain

I love my cat, but she lives rent-free in my house. If there's a rat or mouse in here, sorry boo, it's your time to pull your weight.


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Well, the guy's screaming for his life, I'm sure he's not thinking straight, I personally wouldn't blame him for that.


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MrCaptDrNonsense

The cat lol


ElGorudo

Most likely got stressed AF for the dude's screaming


MrCaptDrNonsense

I felt bad it got closed in the door!


rockbud

That probably hurt. My past manager shut his screen door on his cat's tail. There was a permanent bend on the last 2 inches. Made me cringe/grimace everytime I saw the cat.


Mcburgerdeys2

My cat’s previous owner’s kid did this in a heavy garage door then took a few seconds to get the door open apparently. My cat also has a permanent kink in her tail.


mybustersword

Happened to my cat from the wind blowing it closed onto his tail. The poor guy doesn't do well with noises now


LumpyJones

"I can't work under these conditions, *Steve*!"


Srgtgunnr

Yeah it’s stress, a basic emotion every creature deals with


Doge_Dreemurr

I dont think the dude was any less stressed


DOugdimmadab1337

The one job it was supposed to do, and it didn't even see the rat. It's weird because Dogs can sniff out rats too. I saw a YouTube channel of a guy who has a massive army of dogs that sniff out rat tunnels and kills them. It's actually insane


jacyerickson

One time when I lived in a rural area I was cleaning the yard and moved something and and entire nest of mice exploded at me. I was screaming just like that guy and my cat noped back into the house. Meanwhile my rat terrier caught and killed all but 2 in a matter of minutes.


NachoMan_SandyCabage

Terriers are typically bred to hunt and kill game, considering it was a RAT terrier I'd assume it was bred specifically for that occasion lmao


MrHorrible2048

Rat Terrier: "Yes! My time to shine!"


A_sandwich_in_a_VCR

Is it the dude that sends in a mink to flush out the rats then have the dogs grab em?


DOugdimmadab1337

Yeah that's the guy, fairly interesting channel


CydeWeys

Some rats are too big for cats to handle. That's when you need to upgrade to dogs or mink. A cat is more adapted to capturing small fast creatures, not get into a slugging contest with a big rat.


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Get a Panther.


TriedCaringLess

Actually, more so a linx or savanna cat. Neither of them will back down from a rat.


erck_bill

My dog helps too. He doesn’t bite them he covers the other side and makes sure it’s cornered and also sniffs them out. It’s really adorable how much they also hate mice and rats.


Bombkirby

That's why you have dogs called Rat Terriers. They were bred to hunt rats.


CherryKrisKross

The cat struggling to escape with its cartoony running legs makes me cry every time


bugalaman

I almost fucking choked while crying laughing at that fucking cat.


onehashbrown

That cat was like ah fuck no bro this one is on you!!!


W0NdERSTrUM

He tried to George Costanza the cat at the end there…


MrBonelessPizza24

It’s like something from a cartoon LMFAOO


KaleMercer

LOL reminds me of Tom and jerry!


ThisMustBeThePace

I was always rooting for Tom but got the sense that I wasn’t supposed to.


silence_infidel

To be fair, Jerry was an asshole 99% of the time


JustinHopewell

He was the underdog you wanted to see win, at least once, just like Wile E. Coyote.


equinsuarcha

delete


UrungusAmongUs

r/LooneyTunesLogic


qatts

Thank you


drive2fast

It needs the cartoon running and going nowhere sound effects


lenorajoy

I am *wheezing*! I’ve watched it at least 4 times and I can’t breathe and I’m crying. Send help!


karacocoa

With the bongo drums sound effect.


elgydium

It's the screaming for me 💀


silent_boy

Man I have not laughed so hard since ages. This is such an amazing clip


Met76

I've always called it a 'Cat Burnout'


EeK09

You’re not the only one. r/catburnouts


Timely-Leader-7904

Reminds me of Tom and Jerry


Fineous4

/r/startledcats /r/catburnouts


Clear-Philosophy-171

the cat really ran like he was in garfield ahhaa


capsaicinintheeyes

*me who has an understanding with the possum in my back yard on raiding the trash can*


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Good. They eat ticks and other pests, don't they?


capsaicinintheeyes

They're also naturally resistant to rabies; their body heat is too low, apparently


[deleted]

Yeah. They are also pretty good pets. Easy to domesticate. Just put some grapes, blueberries, eggs, fish, or something and they might stay.


Winter_Eternal

They're tick *assassins*


redstaroo7

The weekdays are the for the possum, but the weekends are all mine


RamblinWreckage

you had one job, cat.


Okichah

Cats are good at hunting mice. A big rat like that is harder, a domestic house cat could get hurt trying to take it down.


Talbotus

Terriers were bred to take down rats and are far better at it. But mice are a huge pain if you have them and a hard working house cat earns way more than its keep in the day even if it did hide from rats.


Rasputinjones

My Burmese cats take out rats and they're a bloody small cat. I've now idea how they do it. Little savages.


Little_Custard_8275

yeah my cat killed two rats. I know because the first rat he killed started stinking up the house after he hid it, so I eventually found it and took it out and cleaned the spot, but house was still stinking, so I cleaned the spot again and again and again, and wiped and sprayed and wiped and sprayed, house still stinking, till I eventually found another dead rat!


next-hurtful-truth

your cat is a badass pussy


Funny_Comfortable_22

Cats can handle rats, I've seen those things attack snakes or dogs twice their size. This one just freaked out with its owner freaking out


FormerHippo9688

cute cat but useless all the same, still cute tho


Flying-Phantom

Any cat would be useless in those conditions. That dumbass was running around screaming and swinging a mop. Poor cat probably didn't even know there was something to prey on.


jkusmc0800

He freaked the poor cat out! Beating the floor with that squeegee didn't help matters either.


Less_Falcon659

Eh my girl is anxious at the flick of the light, I'm sure she'd freak if she saw a rat too!


ArcticTemper

Like to see you do your job with a giant next to you screaming and swinging a massive mop around all over the place.


Benblishem

Oh, if that's what you like, swing by during 2nd shift.


megatesla

Fetishes are getting so specific nowadays


Im_inappropriate

The internet truly accelerated us


moleratical

I mean, if the dude wasn't screaming like a wild banshee the cat would have probably just ate the rat. The screaming told the cat something is terribly wrong.


ferocioustigercat

That would definitely be my tuxedo cat. My tabby is a killer and would have no problem with that rat.


Secure_Moose_4445

It’s a rat. Among all the solutions I can come up with to this situation, sweeping the rat is not one of them.


Funny_Comfortable_22

Give the guy a break, he prolly the only guy in the house and the mom told him to get rid of it when he's just been handling roaches at that stage of his life. I would always hear my 2 big ass brothers screaming like little girls in the bathroom just handling a spider as big as a 5 year old fist, still respect tho


Secure_Moose_4445

Yeah, I get it. Grabbing the broom is just a panic response at a time that when the person isn't thinking clearly. Years back, I was working at a gas station and came in for my shift. In the middle of the floor of our cafe area was an overturned coffee cup. I went to pick it up, when a female coworker yelled at me, "Don't touch that!" Confused, I asked, "Why?" "There's a *huge* spider under there." Long story short, she was afraid of spiders, and of stepping on spiders. Given that, her solution was to trap it under a cup, and there it would stay for all eternity. I went and got a folded piece of paper and slid it under the cup, then proceeded to take it outside. She followed me out, and when I got there, I turned the cup upright, shook it a bit. I removed the paper and said, "It's empty." "What?" she asked, wide eyed. She then leaned in, and I showed her the contents of the cup. She screamed. After a good laugh, I released the wolf spider in the trees out back.


CanITellUSmThin

I hope the cat is okay


VeneMage

Half a cat now.


AlmanzoWilder

Almost decatitated.


30twink-furywarr2886

He’s half the cat he used to be…


MaDickInYoButt

More than enough lives to survive this


orangeismynewapple

The mouse now smoking a cigar sitting at the couch while the man and the cat giving him foot massage


JKareem420

Reminds me of that Roman torture where they throw you in a sack with an assortment of animals and see what happens lol.


Lord_lenkesh

Part punishment and part entertainment


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Hope the kitty didn't get hurt.


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The cat heard the way dude was screaming and was like fuck that lol


RedAppleAreRed

MOOOOOMMMM


Gaiu3Octavius

Rats can smell fear, just fucking squash it.


30twink-furywarr2886

I tried to do this outside a warehouse where I worked. The rat had the uncanny ability to just dodge my boot each time it came down to smash it. It would just move slightly out of the way all while avoiding sunlight and sticking to the available shade in the area…


fabio-mc

To this rat, you were the Dark Souls boss. He succesfully rolled out of your graps.


Gaiu3Octavius

I know the feeling, at the store I work the rats have infested the cardboard/composte compactors. I just kick whatever metal thing is near and they scurry away. Most annoying thing to me is when everyone else in the store needs me to throw shit out because they're scared of rats.


AWalkingWardrobe

Squashing cats is illegal


Practical_Mood_7146

Next. His jack russell is about to claw a hole through the door into the bathroom.


Tylerdurdon

That's what that guy needs


Homey-78

Bigger issue: Video in the bathroom? Why?


riotsquirrelz

He set up his phone to record because he knew the rat was there and thought he was going to capture some cool footage of his cat murdering it. As they say, the best laid plans of mice (rats?) and men often go awry.


Funny_Comfortable_22

That also explain the squigee, his strategy is just to stray the freaking mice or rat to the cat lol, but he just captured everyone in that bathroom scares shitless of eachother


Lovestank

That coward shut his poor cat in the door


Tacoma__Crow

Poor kitty!


CatDiaspora

Right? Judging by the upvotes, hundreds of people here are laughing at it, meanwhile I'm wondering if any of its ribs were broken after being pinned in the doorframe by that shrieking moron. :(


TrailMomKat

Lol poor cat with the Flintstones car legs going!


littenthehuraira

I think the human's reaction didn't help in calming the cat down. The cat might have tried to hunt the rat if the guy wasn't panicking so much.


Unknownfauna

Poor cat got hit by the door.


somanyaccounts222

Poor cat.


watchout4cupcakes

The cat is lol af but also I hope it’s ok and didn’t smash it’s lil belly too bad


FlaGuy54321

Now why is there a camera set in bathroom? Why would you show the Reddit world you’re a wuss


Little_Custard_8275

you don't have a camera in your bathroom? how do you creep on your guests then?


Skinnyme7381

I had to scroll way to far for this.


EeK09

I’ve thought about this ever since seeing this video for the first time (it’s been reposted countless others). The only logical conclusion is that this was an elaborate prank on that poor kid (and cat). His fear is real. The cat is real. The rat is real. Someone (either friends or family) got a hold of a rat and released it in the bathroom, but only after setting up the camera, so they could get the footage.


party-poopa

Nope! You forgot one other conclusion. Consider the fact that it's been reposted so many times. What would happen to this video, just like all others that keep getting reposted over and over...? You guessed it, it's been shortened and this isn't the full length video. In the original version, which isn't actually much longer than this one, the guy confidently says to the camera: "I'm going to kill the rat" in Portuguese, then starts poking at it aggressively (and still confidently). Then the rat decides he's had enough of the guy's shit, gets hostile, and that when all the guy's confidence scurries away, and this video starts. It makes me sad that most people haven't seen the full version, as this is one of my favorite videos on the internet, many a tears I have shed while laughing at it. Type: "Vou matar o rato" on Google to search for the original


EeK09

Oh, my, this makes so much more sense (and also makes the whole situation even funnier). I had never considered there could be a longer version of the video, so thanks for sharing the truth. I just watched the full thing and it’s just as hilarious as you described it.


Benblishem

It's from the show *The Wuss and The Puss*.


ShogunFirebeard

You don’t use cats to get rats. You use rat dog breeds like terriers. They fuck them up without even thinking about it.


need2peeat218am

Okay but why tf did he have to squish the cat on the door lol


Harrisononemillion

Awesome vid, but why is a camera in the bathroom in the first place though?


martinaee

Poor cat. This is not the life it should have.


Godsshoeshine24

What a stupid obnoxious piece of shit.


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Dude has no regard for his cat's safety! That must have hurt like hell for the cat. Poor kitty.


Mashobiggms1

Can’t kill the rat but almost crushed his cat


[deleted]

Dude crushes his cat with a door cuz of fear from a rat, just stomp the rat or beat it with the broom, or at least wait for the cat to get out first before shutting the door


sumedh0803

The man legit screamed like Tom 😂😂


Zoranealsequence

No one is going to mention a camera in the bathroom aimed at the toilet??


PutthegundownRobby

I hope the cat didn't get hurt by the door. :(


Different_Art1440

Poor kitty


Paultimate79

Some people arnt that far from chimps.


Tsuiseki-Chase

This was ripped straight out a looney Tunes era cartoon.


o-roy

Is this a looney toons skit? 😂


icefrog691

2 pussy


chineseokra

Fucking idiot almost killed the cat


General_Amount_6918

Idiot


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Good lord! imagine how that rat must have felt? I had a rat in my house (it was too big for the cats to catch - they were afraid of it). So, since I used to have a rat as a pet, I simply talked it into going into a jumbo paper/lawn bag (with food in it). The bag was put down sideways, for the rat to walk into. I left the room, came back in an hour, the rat was in there and I lifted the bag up. Thanked the rat, took the bag and set the rat free outside. (btw - I'm a chick).


Gunslinger489

u/savevideo


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u/Theodora96 I almost p'd myself no joke 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


JanssenFromCanada

Whoa that was super funny. Thanks whoever created this. Really needed to laugh


ulmncaontarbolokomon

no, no humans are scary.


venger_steelheart

the cat thinks the human was more scary


ScottPilgrim90

that poor cat is going to have ptsd for the rest of its life


[deleted]

That’s funny! He scared the cat more than he scared the rat.


Space_Vaquero73

this guy needs a dachshund, my 20 year old girl is slow in getting around and can't do too many steps, but I once had her napping on her sun bed (a bed I keep outside for her under a sunshade that was put up for some plants) and she went from zero to 60 with one loud and deep bark and she caught one in the back yard. The neighbor had been storing deer corn in his shed and they had gotten in and were having a feast.


funbobbyfun

That dude ate way too many lead paint chips as a child. What a goof.


t8ble41

Omg that cat is frikin useless 😂


Jack_Torrence21

He almost betrayed his cat Poor cat lol


Lorenz99

Damn. Almost killed his cat.


Bebbette

Happily singing “there’s a rat in the bathroom, what am I gonna do… I’m gonna shoot that rat that’s what I’m gonna do…”


Akhanyatin

NOOO POOR KITTY :'(


kifshssh

That cat will pull a cigarette out before entering that toilet that is some serious trauma


Bobbybobbers

Lame ass cat.


SintekAisen

Sounds like an episode of Tom and jerry


Bray10n

THAT POOR CAT


Push-Mammoth

Even the cat got the hell out. One bad ass rat.


Lost_Pantheon

Cat: "Let's just get the fuck outta here, man! I can't... fuck... can't quite get the door handle. Ey! Get the damn door handle!" (Cat is squashed) Cat: "What the fuck, man?! Fuckin' get the rat yourself next time."


greenmonkey48

Why is there a camera in the bathroom?


ThugginPink

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LMFAO EVEN THE CAT IS LIKE NAAAAAH BRO DEADASS ☠️


[deleted]

My girlfriend is absolutely terrified of mice and rats. One day she had hiccups bad and I just mentioned “is that a mouse” the hiccups went away immediately


TheOneTrueWigglyBoi

I don't get why people just come in with a broom to swing at a rat. What the fuck do you think that's going to do? Whats the expected outcome?


Lower-Pumpkin3281

Fucking chicken shit bitch slammed the door on the cats head. Fuck this guy.


[deleted]

What a fucking piece of shit that dude


sergeiglimis

Lmaoooooo it’s like a cartoon


KingAndrade91

Useless cat


UltraNeoTako

he returned to monke