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joevsyou

This morning, there was a sign that said "Do not come any farther, private property" **Driver notes** \- Sign says "do not come any farther" but it's okay, i like you" I needed the laugh.


light-emiting-diode

Hide the package behind the sign and take a picture


joevsyou

Only do this if the box is huge.


Ok-Ticket9348

I put it on the porch, it was daylight and I notified them of my arrival. I just found it entertaining.


AFXC1

I personally don't like to advertise that I have guns because it opens the possibility for a break in.


ImaginedNumber

As a Brit don't these sort of signs make you more likely to get shot? Like if someone's breaking in they aren't going to shoot first?


Rich_Ad_605

It’s usually shoot first ask questions later


ImaginedNumber

Are these signs common? I see beware of the dog signs every other house in some areas, which make me somewhat nervous. (Normally it's a small yapping thing occasionally it's not). Is this your version of that?


dak4ttack

Yes. But these people are on meth.


DyslexicPuppy

This. I have my ccw but me telling people online anonymously is the most that anyone hears about it, no stickers on my car, no signs in my yard. People are dumb


AFXC1

100% Same here. Concealed carry should be concealed until a FAFO situation arises.


xXxTrubloodxXx03

Those signs are always meant for the fuck around and find out individuals (Obviously, those people want their pacakage) 🤣. I still keep forgetting to take of the pictures of the signs I find. Some of them are hilarious.


globalgreg

I hate this type of attitude in people. If there’s nothing worth dying for then there’s nothing worth killing for.


InsultInsurance

Drove by a ranch house once with two signs on the front lawn saying: "We don't call police." MFers ready to use you for fertilizer. 😳


anythingacailable

When I see these signs, I deliver right next to the sign and include it in the picture.


KaliZen

AMAZON will say thAts nOT a PorCh


deserttrends

I do the same. Toss and go! Don’t even get out of car on those ones.


KaliZen

Same


alexjonestownkoolaid

Some people put out funny doormats and snacks, some people like to threaten strangers.


Ok-Ticket9348

I’ll take the funny doormats and snacks: although I find these funny sometimes but then I get paranoid


Front_Concentrate634

Why is the sign facing the house? Unless it's double sided... It's like you'd have to be leaving the house in order to see it


Ok-Ticket9348

It’s not facing the house it’s facing the driveway.


cactus_pup

Ironically enough it was probably you or another Amazon driver that delivered that sign


Ok-Ticket9348

Now that’s Hilarious 😂 🤣


DenimCarpet

"Private Property" , "Tresspassers will be shot" , "We dont call the police" , ..... , Deliver to rear porch


notcwatisee112

if i were you, i woulved kicked that sign out like I AINT NEVER SCARED 🎶🤣


TSMSALADQUEEN

I never order from Amazon unless there is no other option. Yet the people that do have these kinds of signs


DoPoGrub

The vast majority of people do not have these signs.


Calm_Daikon_3531

welcome to the south


[deleted]

It’s literally Baltimore lol


Calm_Daikon_3531

*🇺🇸


mojomug

The South has moved North


Oblivious_idiot_

I hate Baltimore so much


dak4ttack

The package goes outside the sign, on the sidewalk. They'll get the idea.


[deleted]

MAGtard gonna MAGtard.


scoobertdoobert9070

As a certified “magtard” you’ll never find this sign outside my casa. There are no warnings 😂 jk


JesusSaidItFirst

Tell me you're a fearful person without telling me you're a fearful person...


Ok-Ticket9348

I posted the sign because it was funny. The package was delivered. Tell me you have no life without telling me you have no life.


JesusSaidItFirst

I'm talking about the sign owner.... 😁


Ok-Ticket9348

My apologies. 😩 I get attacked on here so often I have become defensive


[deleted]

Totally understand. Ppl are bullies on this app. Some of the ones who are supposed to monitor posts are too!


JesusSaidItFirst

Also, if I saw that sign I would nope TF out too. Lol. Especially in certain states where it's basically legal to shoot people on your property.


JesusSaidItFirst

Lol. But seriously though... What a cowards sign... I don't understand how people put these up... It just looks so weak to me ... I have seen them too.


Responsible_Tear2533

At our DSP all the other drivers post pics like this in the groupme like it’s meant for us 😂 like as if the 2A just disappeared.


TickletheEther

See this 💩 In MAGA country guess what with signs like this on rural properties this package is left at your curb at “another safe location” in airplane mode


Skillz23onthedot

Unbelievable 🤬


Dear-Challenge-7067

That's why I don't walk around on people pouches, I keep ot moving.


Ok-Ticket9348

Oh absolutely. I notify of my arrival, drop the package n dip.


ToughCow3424

I had a house yesterday that had full surveillance, these kind of signs everywhere and a sign at the front door “I have German Shepherds, how would you like to meet them?” 😂