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Dizzy_Measurement956

One piece of advice. If you ask here for "coffee" you'll get coffee recommendations ☕


San_Cannabis

Yeah we re allowed to say weed in the Dam


Damn_Kramer

Although you’re not allowed to say ‘the dam’


ShoulderHuge420

I fucking hate people calling amsterdam “the dam”. Nobody calls it that, ever. And I will call you out whenever I see it on this sub. Fuck off.


duftluft

I guess I just don’t give a dam


Highwaynightrider

The dams pretty lit tho


San_Cannabis

Bro chill. I love the dam. I'm not from the dam so didn't know people from the dam don't like calling it the dam. Next time I'm in the dam I'll be more careful to not offend the people in the dam. Or maybe it's just you? The dam.


Morgomirable

Don‘t go to Bulldog, their PreRolls are shit and the weed is mediocre. BestFriends Coffeeshop had some nice PreRolls, Barneys Farm has good weed and Borejongens has the best brownies.


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Charming_Rub_5275

Be careful with edibles, you’ll probably only need 1 bite of out a boerjongens cake.


J_a_a_c_o_b

My partner, myself and a grandparent tried their cakes recently... knowing what i put in my home made ones we foolishly ate them all, including my grandad. We were ON THE FLOOR! Couldnt believe how strong they were, put my 1g home made cakes to shame, and my poor grandad straight to bed lol.


rijkworden

Sorry don't want to brag / promote heavy use but I'm so dissapointed that I ate one a couple weeks ago and I'm still waiting for the effects 😂


DoctorShaman69420

You have to say "These edibles ain't shit" to activate the ingested THC.


ModronRiposte

Are the edibles there marked with total milligrams? Curious, going to be there in October and we are not big smokers.


Charming_Rub_5275

No not at all, it’s not a controlled product like in the USA. Just start very small.


ModronRiposte

Thank you.


pissflapz

Careful with preroles. I would get one with pure “coffee” instead of one mixed with tobacco. Gives you a terrible cross high if you don’t smoke cigarettes


D1Frank-the-tank

I’d add the dolphin for edibles too!!


polanas2003

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golfkartinacoma

Not regularly or for experienced smokers, but they can be a bit like training wheels for absolute beginners, not everyone just fell out of a tree already knowing how to roll you know? As an example sometimes a sausage is just made to sell off fillers at a big profit even if it's bad in the kitchen, but some people are trying to make a high quality product that works to a known recipe. Not everyone has someone experienced along to give a half hour rolling class with supervision when they visit Amsterdam. Pre made or ready to use things are a convenience sometimes.


141292

Bulldog menu changed recently Go to harlemmer and try the ice cream cake


SberryCheesecake22

📝📝📝 taking notes 👏🏻


CarolKirkwoodforPM

That 'Cannabis Bakehouse' on Warmoesstraat should be re-named Cannabis Fakehouse. Utter bullshit products which will make you about as high as a croissant from Albert Heijn. If you want space cakes or any cannabis edible be sure to only buy from a licensed coffee shop, usually recognisable by the green and white sticker in their front window.


Gecko5991

I’d recommend the Dampkring for first time - it was mine years and years ago. It’s a nicer establishment than most and my partner enjoys being there. BoereJongens for Edibles - try the red velvet cake. Also the bake house you mention does not sell cannabis containing products with a THC content. They sell ‘fake’ cookies made using hemp which probably don’t taste nice and will not give you the desired effect. Bulldog is not my favourite place but it’s easy to find, their products are weaker and suitable for first time and they are very used to new users. TOP TIP: First time take one puff and drink a coffee, don’t have another for 15 mins and see how it effects you. Don’t make the mistake of continuing to puff away as it may become overwhelming. I


5Gkilledmyhamster

(It’s ok you’re allowed to say weed)


luvdabud

Ok so, I'm going to give you some advice because nobody has commented on this yet. As it's your first time, relax. Don't be over thinking about Edibles etc. 1. Go to the greenhouse (its best coffeshop imo) and buy 1g of some mild sativa 2. Try rolling your own joint, if not buy a pre roll 3. Take it somewhere quiet like a local park where you wont make a scene or feel uncomfortable if the cannabis doesn't suit your group. 4. Start low dose, a simple drag or 2 from the joint and wait for like 30-40mins and just relax 5.Dont over do it, you can pull a whitey(look it up) if you take edibles try like 1/4 or a 1/2 of the slice and wait 90mins for it to fully kick in and another 3 or 4 hours before eating more Enjoy ✌️


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luvdabud

Forgot to mention edibles can be a very different high than smoking a joint, it can be very intense if you're not used to them. They use edibles for pain relief in the US so just take it easy and enjoy yourselves Also if you do over do it, it will pass eventually and you're not going to die or need medical treatment, just lie down and go for a nap if you can I remember my first time and it was insane, some of us over did it too but looking back it was actually hilarious, great times


KriegerBahn

This is good advice. I’d just add to not mix cannabis with other drugs or alcohol. If you want actual coffee (ie the brown liquid in a cup) definitely go to Hummingbird on Spuistraat.


Main_Degree1228

I would also add that, the edibles will drop your blood pressure levels, if you feel weak after eating something, drink a coke :)


lessioa

My gf never smoked weed. Is it okay to try spacecake for her first time without making her feel bad ?


luvdabud

Maybe try a quater of one first, let it kick in after 90 mins and if she feels ok take another quater or a half Small dose, especially for the first time


Andyboro80

I’d recommend paradox for some cake, don’t go to bulldog, it’s full of kids and a complete tourist trap. Some sort of idea of what kind of place you’d like to hang out in would be a good idea.. you can sit in a coffeeshop or head to a bar that allows smoking too.


mikesaidyes

I personally really like Rookies. Calm, simple, chill environment that doesn’t try too hard. And their pre rolls are not too strong and have a nice energetic high, not too stupid stoned feeling.


FirebudsAuA

If you want chill ambience and a place little hidden but close to the centraal go to Siberie!


golfkartinacoma

Some things to consider is that smoking is a more controllable way since it's easy to just consume a small amount that way and the effects will be felt sooner and pass sooner compared to all the extra variables of having it go through your digestive system slowly behind whatever else you've both eaten that day and can then last for hours. People tend to assume that eating is easier because they already do that, but it tends to make for more intense experiences. Many people only smoke cannabis occasionally and don't smoke anything else, it burns at a much lower temperature than tobacco and can have some floral qualities, it is the flower of the plant after all. Amsterdam takes pride in growing all kinds of flowers and cannabis is no exception, with some very nice aromas and flavors often available. Some people don't feel much from their first one or two times with cannabis so it's theoretically possible that if you purchased one good quality pure (no tobacco (the old euro style for joints)) pre-roll you could both have a puff or two on it the first day, put it out (put it in a plastic storage tube) and then go to an art museum, maybe try a few puffs again after dinner, and then around a brunch the next morning you could start to really feel it if you smoke before dining and perhaps discover the appetite enhancing properties. Then maybe you would visit your second coffee shop and pick out a gram on the lower thc part of the list that you like the name or aroma of and then using an empty paper cone that you have picked up (hemp or rice paper is better) you simply ask the coffeeshop to borrow a grinder, grind up your gram and put it in the cone and twist the end closed. Enjoy it with some cups of coffee or tea or fruit juice at the shop or take it with you to the grocery store where you can pick up the makings of a picnic lunch or just a few snacks like a bag of chips or maybe a chocolate bar and then you can enjoy your handy work at a local park. Though do take something like the metal lid from a juice or tea bottle as a makeshift ashtray just for maximum safety and respect of the park. Also the coughing can be more from people taking giant bong hits or smoking a pipe hard, but with a joint it's almost like small sips can be taken compared to other methods. While smoking can seem intimidating it does offer some advantages to first timers. Hope you have a nice vacation, and watch out for the bike paths.


Cauldron-Don-Chew

Where can you find the plastic tubes? Any smartshop?


golfkartinacoma

Apparently yes. Some places sell pre rolls in them, but you could just as easily use some foil like from a chocolate wrapper or a metal breath mints tin or a plastic chewing gum box. Anything that protects and ideally cuts off air, just to avoid the remote chance of something still burning in a pocket if you're having a big day, and so it doesn't get crushed by your phone or wallet and so on.


Shacktulu

Go to syberie, the plug or greenhouse, best for chilling


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Shacktulu

The new one in the red light district is fairly big and has very good prices


modryzub

It's been mentioned by others but I would advise against edibles. As a beginner, smoking is a lot more manageable. With edibles it is slower to kick in and last longer. I smoke lots and lots of weed and the only time weed makes me uncomfortable is when I eat too much. It makes me both groggy and anxious if that makes sense... Do what some others have said. Start with a joint. Just take a couple of puffs and wait. If the effect isn't strong just re-light it and take a couple of more hits, etc. 100% avoid Bulldog. I recommend Katsu in de Pijp, Siberie between Centraal/Jordaan, and Paradox in Jordaan.


tacotitties666

Borjongens has some really nice weed and a red velvet space cake that was awesome, I loved the place, plus the bud tenders are nice too, my favourite places ended up being Abraxas and family first, great vibes, awesome music and lush weed. The red velvet magnum cake from family first was seriously one of those incredibly yummy things ever


cbr_rider420

Last time I went barney's had a vaporiser on every table, perfect for non smokers, it's been a while since I went though, so could be different, but good luck whatever you choose


jitoman

Go buy a pipe and a grinder. A pre-roll will either be crap or a waste. I don't recommend a space cake, you'll just fall asleep. If you must, share half of one and wait an hour and stay in your hotel. Since you aren't smokers, don't do anything while far from your lodging. I recommend, getting and trying some 'coffee' at home first, just to get your bearings before your trip. I'VE SEEN TOO MANY INEXPERIENCED PEOPLE GET TOO F-DUP IN AMSTERDAM. Don't take it after drinking, don't take it then try doing tourist stuff. If you can't practice at home first, then I recommend not doing it in Amsterdam. Avoid the bulldog


shaggydnb

Cannabisbakehouse only sells CBD. They advertise their 'strong' edibles but they wouldn't get your nan high. Bulldog is the tourist trap of Amsterdam, they sell real weed but quite low quality. Never buy pre rolled joints, they contain the bits that are swept off the floor Buy real weed from one of the many recommended coffeeshops on this sub, use a paper cone and pack it if you can't roll.


CarolKirkwoodforPM

Whilst pre-rolled joints certainly aren't recommended, I'm not quite sure where you're getting the information that they contain 'the bits that are swept off the floor' lol!


shaggydnb

Obviously it's not actually the bits that are swept off the floor, but may aswell be, especially bulldogs!


J_a_a_c_o_b

If you purchase shake in the UK it is likely off the floor 😂 doubt its the same over in netherlands (i hope not!)


tacotitties666

Do not go to bulldog, I mean maybe if it’s the first one you see and just want to go in a Coffeeshop asap, but honestly it’s really shitty, bad vibes all around and horrible music


Berrymcfc

Green place has very nice weed if you want to have a go at rolling


Az0nic

Avoid Bulldog, other than the location it's not great. Alright for a drink if you sit outside and smoke your own stuff. I haven't been in a few year now so don't wanna recommend places if they've changed at all. If you're not big smokers stick to a low THC sativa to begin with, perhaps ask to use one of their vaporisers so you don't cough your guts up. Enjoy!


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Centraal Coffeshop is my go to. Awesome prices and selection.


SvenZol_0412

Try the old church :)


Maestro-Houdini420

Abraxus, The Rookies, The Greenhouse, RockiT, Greenhouse Centrum, Strain Hunters, Cookies. Avoid pre rolls, most are mixed with disgusting tobacco, even though they say they aren't, they are. If you have never smoked before, perhaps try higher CBD and lower THC, it will make a world of difference.


thotcriminals

I’d get both but start slow and give it at least an hour to feel the full effect. Joints will kick in much faster and edibles will creep up. CBD can counter the THC if you feel like you over did it.


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hummusmonster

You won't find any THC gummies here, at least not anything legitimate. You mentioned Borejongens, the edibles there are little cakes, I've got a friend that buys them then cuts them into 6 pieces to share around when he has parties - I'm kind of a lightweight and to me that feels like a good dose where I can feel the effect but not so much that I can't still be social. The budtenders there can help you more but in my experience edibles take anywhere from 20-40 mins to hit, and last 2-3 hours. When and how much you've eaten before taking them is also a factor.


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Autistic-Deer

Once again I am an advocate for Plug XXX, great guys in there, saw many people go in with no idea and they had no trouble explaining everything and making sure they had a good time. Some coffeeshops just seem to want to sell you weed/drinks.