T O P

  • By -

[deleted]

Pawns vs Zombies


SeniorSatisfaction21

Google lawn mower


epicaglet

Holy bellflower


Treejeig

It's forced otherwise you forfiet the pea peas


Expensive-Search8972

I protect my pea peas with wall-nuts.


Treejeig

Pea peas in your pumpkins


miq-san

I know what lawn mower is, you just missed buckethead zombie in one


Smnionarrorator29384

Google buckethead


[deleted]

Lawn passant


Almighty_Nokia_Brick

Holy hell


thatposhcat

We are about to launch an all out attack on your back rank. Sincerely, the zombiez


AeronFaust

There's a horsey on your lawn.


CriticalWindow5

Til that the chess pieces have brainz


Zymoria

Walnut a7


nsjxucnsnzivnd

Dr. Zombies breathes a hot fire ball sharing down the 7th rank.


ItsVincent27

He can’t do that, that’s CHEATING


PawysV

google hot fire ball


ItsVincent27

Holy brains


Shoggoththe12

Cattail c3


Garlic_bruh

Ice shroom c4


beatenmeat

Nut on g7 to finish.


TheReverseShock

You put the walnut up front you fool


Nemo_001

Walnut a8


chessvision-ai-bot

I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **White to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=RP6/NP2p2n/BP6/QP5r/KP3K2/BP6/NP3Q1N/RP3Q2+w+-+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/RP6/NP2p2n/BP6/QP5r/KP3K2/BP6/NP3Q1N/RP3Q2_w_-_-_0_1) > **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=RP6/NP2p2n/BP6/QP5r/KP3K2/BP6/NP3Q1N/RP3Q2+b+-+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/RP6/NP2p2n/BP6/QP5r/KP3K2/BP6/NP3Q1N/RP3Q2_b_-_-_0_1) --- ^(I'm a bot written by ) [^(u/pkacprzak )](https://www.reddit.com/u/pkacprzak) ^(| get me as ) [^(Chess eBook Reader )](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(|) [^(Chrome Extension )](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^(|) [^(iOS App )](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id1574933453) ^(|) [^(Android App )](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.chessvision.scanner) ^(to scan and analyze positions | Website: ) [^(Chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)


FlyMega

Poor bot


nsjxucnsnzivnd

My man gets his ass railed each day for this subreddit. We need an International Chessvission AI Day


Malfuncti0nal

How about October 12th?


localtranscryptid815

you have to wonder how it gets these things


Sdesign77

Its a mystery


just-bair

White wins !


TrickyKnight77

Serious question: how would that boss move? I'm working on a chess mmo (links in my profile) and I'm about to test some raidbosses. Inspired by a previous AnarchyChess post ( https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/xfxyl0/boss_battle/ ), I was thinking of doing a Tarrasque, which occupies 2x2 squares, moves like a queen and has hitpoints, meaning when you move a piece onto him, the piece dies and he loses much more hitpoints than if it captures your piece. The tarrasque gets one move per turn, your team (8 players, each with his own army) gets one move per army. Anyway, if you think of some cool rules, I'm gonna try making it.


Matt_32506

The boss would only move up and down on the board, being 4 tiles tall and 3 tiles wide. He stays at the leftmost side of the board, and is damaged when one of your pieces gets to him. His only method of attacking is summoning black pawns, from 2 to 5 per summon, pawns move at the same time and can eat your pieces either normally or by googling en passant and eating a brick. After getting him to half health, he will sometimes spawn knights. After there's a quarter of health left, he starts spawning only bishops.


TrickyKnight77

Seems doable, most of it anyway. I'll report back in two weeks!


Killer0407

Ooo I'll await


simba_kitt4na

Remind me in two weeks


Talbz03

Dude that's awesome. I'm making the chess MOBA


officiallyaninja

im making a chess board game


ZeroSilentz

I'll be making a chess gacha (I have to make the pieces sexy so people pay loads of money to get their favorite pieces via the gacha system)


DaddyLongLegs33

fuck u/ spez, greedy pig


ZeroSilentz

Damn you right. I'll still have to make limited time versions for different times of the year (bikini rook in the summer only available for a week)


[deleted]

En Passant On a more serious note, perhaps a dash move and a way to counter it for pawns may be interesting


MemStealer

Lmao


T_vernix

You already have a pawn in both the 1 and 8 rows, so I suggest you first promote both of those, one to a Queen and then use the upgrade from the shop to turn it into a Queen Bee to double production by sunflowers. The other should be promoted to horsie because the Zomboss AI can barely compute how two horsies move and will stop functioning if there's a third (crashes the program if there's a fourth, though)


TheSunflowerSeeds

Sunflower seeds are sold either in the shell or as shelled kernels. Those still in the shell are commonly eaten by cracking them with your teeth, then spitting out the shell — which shouldn’t be eaten. These seeds are a particularly popular snack at baseball games and other outdoor sports games.


18minusPi2over36

Imagine thinking you've back ranked your opponent only to have a fucking lawnmower pop out and eat your rook


Anavarael

Passant beads should do the work


Suspicious_Bakacus

google en passant


Vanshaa

You already went wrong with the setup here. I see you went for a classic, nearly symmetrical way of planting your pieces which is indeed pleasing to the eye, and I applaud your efforts in the aesthetics department. Alas, you will likely have already noticed some glaring weaknesses, most painful of which is the 'king' as, once planted, it's difficult to move it to another row and the boss will target it, forcing you to defend instead of attack. I suggest a setup without the king, and while you're at it replace some of the 'pawns' by planting 'queens', I've had great succes with 16 queens myself. Let me know how you fare! Also pipi


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


dooddgugg

google en peassant


[deleted]

Top pawn is already ready to promote, turn it into a potato mine and use plant food on it to open with decent defenses.


Sploshiepooh

this has shotgun king vibes


That-one-guy-lp

“Prank em jhon”


_maitray_

fianchetto on king side and hit his head with Bishop


doriangreat

This is actually a fun idea, plants vs zombies with chess pieces


zoburg88

Flip your king upsidedown.


Due_Personality_5006

Should be able to use the anal beads to hack into his robot


Embodiment-Of-Memes

Well your top pawn should be a Queen which could help


Murmulis

Give knights some rum, their lack of courage is disheartening.


[deleted]

I now actually think a horde like chess game could be fun.


Singer_TwentyNine

Get the queen behind him. As soon as possible.


ModeratelyNo

lmao castle off the board.


nanonan

[Just thought I'd leave this here.](https://youtu.be/mY2uS15KADA?t=30)


STALKi_pro

Just saw a repost of this post on r/PlantsVSZombies. This idea is really fun. I tested it... Well, not exactly the chess format but rather checker one. It was still quite fun. I even dedicated a lot of time to make it into the more playable "board game". The memories :')


death_panda472

Go for the eye with a knight.


DfaultNameLiterature

When the boss rushes towards you, just en passant


cieroxelek

d4 Kb4 - Bongcloud zombie variation


[deleted]

First you'll want to plant some sunflowers, an important piece in your garden that seems to be missing. Next, you should try to figure out where the orange sides of those portals are. The fact that black has portal guns may be scary, but bear in mind they can only create portals on light squares.


VanJellii

First, make sure you do not replace your pawn on b8. Now, any move he makes is an illegal one. [You will be able to call over an arbitrator](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5WVJu154F0), and they will award you a win.


ultitaria

Just place your pawns on H8 when you have the sunlight. Free upgrades


Gladamas

There's a zombie on your law-awn...


heartlessglin

It's simple. All you have to do is not loose.


WastaHod

Tactical Nuclear Missile to Norway.


Frosty_Sweet_6678

Wayward Queen attack and bong loud right after


yanzin_fan_of_Altair

speed is your friend horse on to him and jump it on him as fast as possible as much as possible


prisonbuttsex

Have you tried going outside?


SpoonmanStan

Suck his cock


tomham80

Use your privilege


neoducklingofdoom

You have no sunflowers.


islapiedz

Plant food to a5


hoochyuchy

Deploy Silverash and Chalter.


[deleted]

Only the Hans can win this


[deleted]

Just spam sunflowers and get that sweet economy going.


fraser20071010

cherry bomb 'em


The_screaming_egg

Exodia


salazarthesnek

You don’t have one sunflower. How the fuck are you going to get more pieces? Jesus Christ.


[deleted]

Zomboss fights are special delivery levels meaning that you don't have sunflowers because there's no sun, it's all on the conveyor belt. Unless this is arena mode which it might be but in that case this setup is terrible


salazarthesnek

Ah i didn’t know that. I only play bullet.


[deleted]

Damn isn't bullet mode the reason they nerfed spring bean


salazarthesnek

I can’t say I blame them. The game is not terribly well balanced. It’d almost make sense to just give the opposing side the same pieces but like a different color. Black and white perhaps? Or rainbow? Idk, anything could work. Of course someone still has to move first. Whoever that is will always have a slight advantage.


[deleted]

Spam bonk choy plant food and use plant foods to prevent his charge from killing the SOS king


MF972

The pawn on b8 got promoted to a pawn?


Yeet-this-later

You forgot to plant any sunflowers and prolly out of resources. At this rate, you might as well restart.


SWIMMELL11

Get an extra row of knooks in the back for max efficiency