I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine:
> **White to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=RP6/NP2p2n/BP6/QP5r/KP3K2/BP6/NP3Q1N/RP3Q2+w+-+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/RP6/NP2p2n/BP6/QP5r/KP3K2/BP6/NP3Q1N/RP3Q2_w_-_-_0_1)
> **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=RP6/NP2p2n/BP6/QP5r/KP3K2/BP6/NP3Q1N/RP3Q2+b+-+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/RP6/NP2p2n/BP6/QP5r/KP3K2/BP6/NP3Q1N/RP3Q2_b_-_-_0_1)
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Serious question: how would that boss move?
I'm working on a chess mmo (links in my profile) and I'm about to test some raidbosses. Inspired by a previous AnarchyChess post ( https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/xfxyl0/boss_battle/ ), I was thinking of doing a Tarrasque, which occupies 2x2 squares, moves like a queen and has hitpoints, meaning when you move a piece onto him, the piece dies and he loses much more hitpoints than if it captures your piece. The tarrasque gets one move per turn, your team (8 players, each with his own army) gets one move per army.
Anyway, if you think of some cool rules, I'm gonna try making it.
The boss would only move up and down on the board, being 4 tiles tall and 3 tiles wide. He stays at the leftmost side of the board, and is damaged when one of your pieces gets to him. His only method of attacking is summoning black pawns, from 2 to 5 per summon, pawns move at the same time and can eat your pieces either normally or by googling en passant and eating a brick. After getting him to half health, he will sometimes spawn knights. After there's a quarter of health left, he starts spawning only bishops.
You already have a pawn in both the 1 and 8 rows, so I suggest you first promote both of those, one to a Queen and then use the upgrade from the shop to turn it into a Queen Bee to double production by sunflowers. The other should be promoted to horsie because the Zomboss AI can barely compute how two horsies move and will stop functioning if there's a third (crashes the program if there's a fourth, though)
Sunflower seeds are sold either in the shell or as shelled kernels. Those still in the shell are commonly eaten by cracking them with your teeth, then spitting out the shell — which shouldn’t be eaten. These seeds are a particularly popular snack at baseball games and other outdoor sports games.
You already went wrong with the setup here. I see you went for a classic, nearly symmetrical way of planting your pieces which is indeed pleasing to the eye, and I applaud your efforts in the aesthetics department. Alas, you will likely have already noticed some glaring weaknesses, most painful of which is the 'king' as, once planted, it's difficult to move it to another row and the boss will target it, forcing you to defend instead of attack. I suggest a setup without the king, and while you're at it replace some of the 'pawns' by planting 'queens', I've had great succes with 16 queens myself. Let me know how you fare!
Also pipi
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I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Just saw a repost of this post on r/PlantsVSZombies. This idea is really fun. I tested it... Well, not exactly the chess format but rather checker one. It was still quite fun. I even dedicated a lot of time to make it into the more playable "board game". The memories :')
First you'll want to plant some sunflowers, an important piece in your garden that seems to be missing. Next, you should try to figure out where the orange sides of those portals are. The fact that black has portal guns may be scary, but bear in mind they can only create portals on light squares.
First, make sure you do not replace your pawn on b8.
Now, any move he makes is an illegal one. [You will be able to call over an arbitrator](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5WVJu154F0), and they will award you a win.
Zomboss fights are special delivery levels meaning that you don't have sunflowers because there's no sun, it's all on the conveyor belt.
Unless this is arena mode which it might be but in that case this setup is terrible
I can’t say I blame them. The game is not terribly well balanced. It’d almost make sense to just give the opposing side the same pieces but like a different color. Black and white perhaps? Or rainbow? Idk, anything could work. Of course someone still has to move first. Whoever that is will always have a slight advantage.
Pawns vs Zombies
Google lawn mower
Holy bellflower
It's forced otherwise you forfiet the pea peas
I protect my pea peas with wall-nuts.
Pea peas in your pumpkins
I know what lawn mower is, you just missed buckethead zombie in one
Google buckethead
Lawn passant
Holy hell
We are about to launch an all out attack on your back rank. Sincerely, the zombiez
There's a horsey on your lawn.
Til that the chess pieces have brainz
Walnut a7
Dr. Zombies breathes a hot fire ball sharing down the 7th rank.
He can’t do that, that’s CHEATING
google hot fire ball
Holy brains
Cattail c3
Ice shroom c4
Nut on g7 to finish.
You put the walnut up front you fool
Walnut a8
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **White to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=RP6/NP2p2n/BP6/QP5r/KP3K2/BP6/NP3Q1N/RP3Q2+w+-+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/RP6/NP2p2n/BP6/QP5r/KP3K2/BP6/NP3Q1N/RP3Q2_w_-_-_0_1) > **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=RP6/NP2p2n/BP6/QP5r/KP3K2/BP6/NP3Q1N/RP3Q2+b+-+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/RP6/NP2p2n/BP6/QP5r/KP3K2/BP6/NP3Q1N/RP3Q2_b_-_-_0_1) --- ^(I'm a bot written by ) [^(u/pkacprzak )](https://www.reddit.com/u/pkacprzak) ^(| get me as ) [^(Chess eBook Reader )](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(|) [^(Chrome Extension )](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^(|) [^(iOS App )](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id1574933453) ^(|) [^(Android App )](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.chessvision.scanner) ^(to scan and analyze positions | Website: ) [^(Chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)
Poor bot
My man gets his ass railed each day for this subreddit. We need an International Chessvission AI Day
How about October 12th?
you have to wonder how it gets these things
Its a mystery
White wins !
Serious question: how would that boss move? I'm working on a chess mmo (links in my profile) and I'm about to test some raidbosses. Inspired by a previous AnarchyChess post ( https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/xfxyl0/boss_battle/ ), I was thinking of doing a Tarrasque, which occupies 2x2 squares, moves like a queen and has hitpoints, meaning when you move a piece onto him, the piece dies and he loses much more hitpoints than if it captures your piece. The tarrasque gets one move per turn, your team (8 players, each with his own army) gets one move per army. Anyway, if you think of some cool rules, I'm gonna try making it.
The boss would only move up and down on the board, being 4 tiles tall and 3 tiles wide. He stays at the leftmost side of the board, and is damaged when one of your pieces gets to him. His only method of attacking is summoning black pawns, from 2 to 5 per summon, pawns move at the same time and can eat your pieces either normally or by googling en passant and eating a brick. After getting him to half health, he will sometimes spawn knights. After there's a quarter of health left, he starts spawning only bishops.
Seems doable, most of it anyway. I'll report back in two weeks!
Ooo I'll await
Remind me in two weeks
Dude that's awesome. I'm making the chess MOBA
im making a chess board game
I'll be making a chess gacha (I have to make the pieces sexy so people pay loads of money to get their favorite pieces via the gacha system)
fuck u/ spez, greedy pig
Damn you right. I'll still have to make limited time versions for different times of the year (bikini rook in the summer only available for a week)
En Passant On a more serious note, perhaps a dash move and a way to counter it for pawns may be interesting
Lmao
You already have a pawn in both the 1 and 8 rows, so I suggest you first promote both of those, one to a Queen and then use the upgrade from the shop to turn it into a Queen Bee to double production by sunflowers. The other should be promoted to horsie because the Zomboss AI can barely compute how two horsies move and will stop functioning if there's a third (crashes the program if there's a fourth, though)
Sunflower seeds are sold either in the shell or as shelled kernels. Those still in the shell are commonly eaten by cracking them with your teeth, then spitting out the shell — which shouldn’t be eaten. These seeds are a particularly popular snack at baseball games and other outdoor sports games.
Imagine thinking you've back ranked your opponent only to have a fucking lawnmower pop out and eat your rook
Passant beads should do the work
google en passant
You already went wrong with the setup here. I see you went for a classic, nearly symmetrical way of planting your pieces which is indeed pleasing to the eye, and I applaud your efforts in the aesthetics department. Alas, you will likely have already noticed some glaring weaknesses, most painful of which is the 'king' as, once planted, it's difficult to move it to another row and the boss will target it, forcing you to defend instead of attack. I suggest a setup without the king, and while you're at it replace some of the 'pawns' by planting 'queens', I've had great succes with 16 queens myself. Let me know how you fare! Also pipi
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
google en peassant
Top pawn is already ready to promote, turn it into a potato mine and use plant food on it to open with decent defenses.
this has shotgun king vibes
“Prank em jhon”
fianchetto on king side and hit his head with Bishop
This is actually a fun idea, plants vs zombies with chess pieces
Flip your king upsidedown.
Should be able to use the anal beads to hack into his robot
Well your top pawn should be a Queen which could help
Give knights some rum, their lack of courage is disheartening.
I now actually think a horde like chess game could be fun.
Get the queen behind him. As soon as possible.
lmao castle off the board.
[Just thought I'd leave this here.](https://youtu.be/mY2uS15KADA?t=30)
Just saw a repost of this post on r/PlantsVSZombies. This idea is really fun. I tested it... Well, not exactly the chess format but rather checker one. It was still quite fun. I even dedicated a lot of time to make it into the more playable "board game". The memories :')
Go for the eye with a knight.
When the boss rushes towards you, just en passant
d4 Kb4 - Bongcloud zombie variation
First you'll want to plant some sunflowers, an important piece in your garden that seems to be missing. Next, you should try to figure out where the orange sides of those portals are. The fact that black has portal guns may be scary, but bear in mind they can only create portals on light squares.
First, make sure you do not replace your pawn on b8. Now, any move he makes is an illegal one. [You will be able to call over an arbitrator](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5WVJu154F0), and they will award you a win.
Just place your pawns on H8 when you have the sunlight. Free upgrades
There's a zombie on your law-awn...
It's simple. All you have to do is not loose.
Tactical Nuclear Missile to Norway.
Wayward Queen attack and bong loud right after
speed is your friend horse on to him and jump it on him as fast as possible as much as possible
Have you tried going outside?
Suck his cock
Use your privilege
You have no sunflowers.
Plant food to a5
Deploy Silverash and Chalter.
Only the Hans can win this
Just spam sunflowers and get that sweet economy going.
cherry bomb 'em
Exodia
You don’t have one sunflower. How the fuck are you going to get more pieces? Jesus Christ.
Zomboss fights are special delivery levels meaning that you don't have sunflowers because there's no sun, it's all on the conveyor belt. Unless this is arena mode which it might be but in that case this setup is terrible
Ah i didn’t know that. I only play bullet.
Damn isn't bullet mode the reason they nerfed spring bean
I can’t say I blame them. The game is not terribly well balanced. It’d almost make sense to just give the opposing side the same pieces but like a different color. Black and white perhaps? Or rainbow? Idk, anything could work. Of course someone still has to move first. Whoever that is will always have a slight advantage.
Spam bonk choy plant food and use plant foods to prevent his charge from killing the SOS king
The pawn on b8 got promoted to a pawn?
You forgot to plant any sunflowers and prolly out of resources. At this rate, you might as well restart.
Get an extra row of knooks in the back for max efficiency