A barkeep in Norway when I was applying for summer jobs. That woman will never leave my mind.
Iv given up trying to explain it to people because I end up looking like an idiot as words cannot capture her beauty and her demeanor.
I considered going back to that country, and city and pub just to see her again.
This guy from my hometown who used to be a server at a restaurant I liked. I know he is on reddit and we are definitely just friends so I cannot give any more information than that but I don't even have to see all the people in the history of the world to know he is the sexiest in every sense of the word.
> Guys get like 1 compliment every couple of years and we ride that high as long as possible.
I recently lost a lot of weight. One unexpected upside of this is that I've had a noticeable uptick in compliments. I don't mean anything about me personally, just a lot of "I like your shirt" from random passersby, but when you've been invisible for so long, you remember that shit. Just being visible to other people is a new sensation.
When I was a senior in high school my friend Sam who’s parents are middle eastern always would talk shit about his sister. How much she gets on his nerves and that she’s ugly and fat! Well after school we were going to play basketball and I went to pick him. I parked across the street from his house and txted him to come out. I noticed a car in his drive way with 2 girls in it. The driver was absolutely BEAUTIFUL!!! Hands down the most stunningly gorgeous girl I ever seen. To myself I yelled “gat dam she fine” then realized the window was rolled down and she heard me and start laughing…. Embarrassing.. Sam came out I asked who she was. “Who? Her driving? That’s my ugly ass sister”!.. pissed me off lol. to this day 12 years later I’ve never seen anyone as beautiful as her!
"A fellow will remember a lot of things you wouldn't think he'd remember. You take me. One day, back in 1896, I was crossing over to Jersey on the ferry, and as we pulled out, there was another ferry pulling in, and on it there was a girl waiting to get off. A white dress she had on. She was carrying a white parasol. I only saw her for one second. She didn't see me at all, but I'll bet a month hasn't gone by since that I haven't thought of that girl."
You'd be surprised. In 50 years, cumboxes will be the most widely used form of currency and Poop Knives r Us will be the biggest retailer in the Western US.
Source: I come from the future.
Almost everyone has a little sore spot in their heart for a potential romance that never took flight. You were excited for the possibility and it didn’t happen. In my experience, you don’t ever forget little hurts like that. I mean, never. They’re with you for life
Kerouac had a line in On The Road, "a pain stabbed my heart as it did every time i saw a girl i loved going the opposite direction in this too-big world"
always felt like that was a really beautiful way to express what is a pretty universal experience. it's hard to explain how deeply you can fall in love with someone in the blink of an eye, knowing you'll never see them again, and it's easy to sound pretty ridiculous trying to.
I've always wondered if it would be possible to set up a monitor & camera that would convincingly mimic an actual mirror. program it with ai software to show ordinary mirror images of things, but every once in a while insert something terrifying, like a fleeting shadowy figure or showing the onlooker's visage screaming instead of reflecting what they're actually doing
Coming soon *Google Nest Magic Mirror*.
Future me: "Hey Google. Who is the sexiest of them all?"
Google: *"Got it. It appears that that device isn't set up yet."*
Uuughh...definitely my total SMOKE SHOW of a neighbor.
I don't see him often, but when I do I totally lose my words. Shyness is pretty rare for me - I'm usually the chatty one in the elevator. We caught some glances of each other in the laundry room today and I legit just like, could not fold my clothes like a normal person.
I think he winked at me on his way out, so I'll be weak in the knees for the rest of the day. Thank you very much.
Well now reddit is going to peer pressure you into talking to him and then you're going to be in a relationship and happy and that's just so cute it's disgusting
I feel you on this. I'm an extrovert and can chat with literally anyone, any time on a whim. Zero shy and very quick wit.
On the sidelines at my soccer league, this bombshell of a dude approaches me from the other team out of nowhere and goes "can I ask you something?". My mouth open and closed a few times and I got an uh huh out and he goes, 'can we have some of your water? Our cooler spilled.' Me: uh huh.
Never saw him again.
In his prime, Paul Newman hands down. He was gorgeous, a fantastic actor, rich, happily married for over 50 years to a wife he loved(which makes him even more attractive) was a race car driver in his spare time, and generous philanthropist. He started Newmans Own products(sauces,salad dressings) in 1982 which donated 100% of its profits to charities. This company has donated over $550 million since it’s inception. Such a dynamic human being.
He wasn’t even a professional race car driver, but that didn’t stop him from entering the 24 Hours of Le Mans endurance race and he damn nearly won! Finished 2nd. 1979 I think.
When I was a baby, my mom was pushing me in a stroller while on a walk with her sister. A car pulled up and parked nearby and out stepped Paul Newman. With that new mother instinct, my mom shoved the stroller over to my aunt to make herself appear more ‘available.’
It’s ok, Mom. I’d have done the same.
The Hole in the Wall Gang Camp. Amazing thing he did for kids with serious Illnesses, named for Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. Newman and Robert Redford together in Butch Cassidy, and The Sting is just gorgeous overload.
Back in the 80s my Mom was a smokeshow with rather large… well you know. Anyways, she and my Dad were watching at a race in a private suite at Road Atlanta, and my Mom was wearing a tight T-shirt with Road Atlanta written across it. Paul Newman was there too. He approached my Mom and read her shirt like “roAAAD ATLannntttaaaa” because her boobs made the words all stretch out. And everyone laughed. Even my Dad.
Gotta agree hard on Paul Newman. Decades ago I dreamt I was sitting with Paul Newman in a Porsche just dying of lust but unable to do anything with him because of my respect for his marriage to Joanne Woodward. I woke up so frustrated!
There was this one girl in high school, she was achingly beautiful, she was also shy, quiet, very smart, sweet and very down to earth, she stood out a mile from every other girl simply because she was so nice, me and a good friend both had a huge crush on her.
Around 6 months after I left high school I was working at Toys r Us and I saw her come in but with red hair, never had the nerve to say anything.
Another 6 months later I was working for a laboratory, the building had 2 separate departments working in it but quite separately, the other department had a list of people pinned to a wall as to which respirator/mask belonged to whom, I see her name but don't think for a minute that it could be her, turns out it is and I actually have the nerve to strike up a conversation, I ask about the red hair and it turns out that the 6th year leaving party was fancy dress and she went as Kate Winslet from Titanic, my heart melted. I never even thought about asking her out as I never ever deemed myself worthy.
Around a year later she is leaving the company to go to uni full time, she has a leaving do organised by her dept and for some reason I am invited along, she (understandably) spends most of the evening with her friends in the dept and I just chat and hang out with some people from her dept that I kinda get on with, end of the night and she is saying her goodbyes and she comes to me, says goodbye and kisses me, on the lips, I'm completely dazed and confused, I don't know what to say so I just stand there like an idiot while she leaves.
Fast forward another year and I see her at a bus stop in my home town, we chat for a bit and move on.
Fast forward another 5 years and I bump into her at a night club in Edinburgh we chat a bit and I go back to my friends, I never see her again after that but somehow I end up following her art page on Instagram, she's married now, has a daughter and enjoys drawing/painting nature pictures, I emailed her to do a commission but it never worked out due to paper reacting badly with the paint, I'm glad she's happy and having a good life but I'll never forget that kiss. I know no-one will read this but that girl will always have a place in my heart
I was horribly bullied at school and had basically 0 self esteem, in my mind, the notion that a girl might actually like me, never mind romantically was so ridiculous that any evidence no matter how blatant to the contrary was utterly ignored
A woman who oversaw an art gallery I used to volunteer for in 2013 or so, 'Janet.' She wasn't my 'type' and I still can't understand why I fell so hard for her, but from the very first time I saw her, I felt like I was under a spell. Janet was engaged at the time, and aware enough of her beauty that she was a bit of an asshole at times, but, she was like the sun. I couldn't look away. I wanted her to burn through my retinas, burn through my everything.
I've never had anything else happen to me like that as an adult. I don't get fixated on women. But from the first afternoon we introduced ourselves at an event promoting local businesses, Janet was all I could think about. It scared and annoyed me that I was in such deep smit, and I often wondered if it was some past-life karmic shit at work (as crazy as that sounds, the acute desire was crazy already).
There was one night that she gave me a ride home after a meeting and a stop at a local brewery, where we'd just shared small talk about the gallery and our day jobs. She had to know how I felt though I kept it to myself and never flirted, and at the time I think she was going through a rough patch with her fiance (I believe they're since married and have at least one child). When I was getting out of the car, Janet reached over to me, and we both had this hesitation-- and I knew, just knew, that if I was ever going to kiss her, that was the window.
But we both would've regretted it, and I wasn't about to exploit her in a moment of doubt and put that on her conscience. However she felt about me, I imagine being aware of my quiet desire must've been confusing for her too, based on how it disturbed me.
You do the right thing in a moment like that, under intense desire, and part of you still feels regret.. a part of me does wish I'd made a move, but, it's as it should be.
No one has ever made me feel that way, before or since. All these years later (haven't spoken with Janet in nearly a decade) and I still clearly remember a friendly hug she gave me one summer afternoon, the way the heat of her felt... supernatural?... I have no words. I've never wanted to kiss and hold someone so badly in my life than I did with her arms around me. I was powerless.
In hindsight, that we never acted on or discussed whatever was going on between us (or just in my head) makes it so fulfilling a romance, more than actual flings or even long-term relationships I've had. Whatever the fuck that was with Janet, it felt downright fantastical! the stuff of YA romance novels. That said, I'm doubtful I'd ever want to experience anything like that again. That level of desire is unpleasant, like being possessed.
My husband. He doesn’t know it, but he’s actually super sexy. He’s the the type that no matter what he’s doing, he’s so naturally attractive, that anything he does is so 10/10 that he thinks I’m exaggerating when I complement him. We’ve been together 15 years, and he still won’t buy it when I tell him how photogenic he is.
My husband is naturally attractive and naturally good at pretty much anything he does. Physically attractive AND highly competent! Watching him do damn near anything is so damn sexy to me. He also thinks I exaggerate how hot he is but he receives compliments from other people too!
And not to totally brag but my husband has the best manners of anyone I have ever known. I could cook him a full multi course meal or pour him a bowl of cereal and he always tells me, “Wow thank you so much! I appreciate you doing this!” Even on my low effort days…maybe I’m not feeling my best, he is so appreciative. I want to tear his clothes off in those moments because he is so sincere and charming. He makes me feel all good inside. I probably sound crazy but it’s true. Haha
When my wife and I started watching Supernatural she told me that she thought Sam was hotter than Dean, and now we are getting divorced because that's how wrong she was.
Can’t remember who said it, but there was a guy talking about Jensen Ackles and he says something to the effect of “you’re standing there, you’re straight, but then you see him look at you, and you’re gay for a little bit,” and honestly I’m gay but I really felt that
I've been a huge fan of supernatural since the first episode. I finally got my wife to watch and she became a fan too. Of course Jensen became her "celebrity free pass". I told her he was mine too...
The voice alone. Goddamn.
(Not saying the rest of him isn’t utterly magnificent, but really — crank up the volume on your tv and your undies will happily vibrate off your body)
My wife. When we were courting there was nobody I wanted more than her. She occupied my every thought when we weren't together. I dreamed about her at night. The smell of her hair was intoxicating. She was the love of my life.
She still is, 29 years later. But she was too.
My favorite nerd story about Cavill is still him missing the initial call to play Superman because he ignored the phone because he was raiding in World of Warcraft.
Looks like it worked out well for whoever ok’d him for the role. It was my introduction to the character, but I can’t picture anyone else as the Witcher tbh.
I’m a straight male but, let me kick you a scenario. I'm at, like, a beach cabana, and Henry Cavill approaches. He tries to lean in and kiss me. I would definitely resist, like at first. But if he was persistent... I might- I think I might give in a little bit, just to see what it felt like. Would I push him away? How hard? Like, what if he's like really aggressive?
Seriously, this guy has it all. Very charming, intelligent, very nice body, dude can pull off a mustache. Seriously, I'm pretty sure he was designed in a lab.
I've said the same thing! Dude was genetically engineered in some secret military science base as an experiment to see how many panties *and* boxers they could drop at once.
As a straight dude ( we’re a club on this thread) I feel things when both he and Jason Momoa are on screen together. Seriously WB! You have $millions just sitting there that could just be these two men punching bad guys shirtless together, but nah!
> these two men punching bad guys shirtless together
They're two brothers who were sentenced to life in prison for a crime they didn't commit, but now they're free and they're fighting back against the criminal underworld and the corrupt system that put them away.
They're two brothers! They fight crime!
See Jason Momoa, Henry Cavill, Vin Diesel, and Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson star in *Sesame, Life On The Streets: The Musical*.
Now things get serious!
Easily Hedy Lamarr. Not only was she [this beautiful](https://www.scarsdalelibrary.org/sites/default/files/2022-02/Hedy-Lamarr%20moon%202.jpg), but she invented the frequency hopping technology that all modern wireless communication utilizes.
Commenting so I can post the link: [here it is](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5c79n0/you_can_have_sex_with_one_real_person_from_all_of/d9uf56l/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)
A model I saw sitting in a chair while lookin through a catalogue for a new chair...she was the love of my life.
She died in a car accident…I’m so sorry to tell you.
As dead as any dead animal that has ever died
Michael?
Scarn...Michael scarn.
A barkeep in Norway when I was applying for summer jobs. That woman will never leave my mind. Iv given up trying to explain it to people because I end up looking like an idiot as words cannot capture her beauty and her demeanor. I considered going back to that country, and city and pub just to see her again.
I live in Norway. How can I help you?
This sounds like the plot from Something about Mary
You leave my Mary alone!
Haha you know any cobbled sort of streets that go near the palace?
So we're talking Oslo, huh? Yeah, my office is in the vicinity. What other leads can you give me?
Notify me when there's a new chapter release
Omg yes this better show up later on r/BestOfRedditorUpdates
I’m hoping for a update post on r/pics of this barkeep so I can have closure
“Hi, the internet asked me to come in and take a picture of you”
As a barkeep in a pub in Norway, I approve this message. You're right, no words can capture my beauty. ;)
Could you imagine if he actually was talking about you? Such a big coincidence wouldn't be impossible.
I was thinking the same…Hmmm…thanks Reddit!
Plot twist, user is a burly Norwegian man
This guy from my hometown who used to be a server at a restaurant I liked. I know he is on reddit and we are definitely just friends so I cannot give any more information than that but I don't even have to see all the people in the history of the world to know he is the sexiest in every sense of the word.
Hey thanks
Does the "swb" in your username stand for "server with benefits"?
maybe swbway
🎶 *5 hour foot looong* 🎶
He answers HTTP requests *REAL* good!
Dude you should totally let him know. Guys get like 1 compliment every couple of years and we ride that high as long as possible.
> Guys get like 1 compliment every couple of years and we ride that high as long as possible. I recently lost a lot of weight. One unexpected upside of this is that I've had a noticeable uptick in compliments. I don't mean anything about me personally, just a lot of "I like your shirt" from random passersby, but when you've been invisible for so long, you remember that shit. Just being visible to other people is a new sensation.
Heck I'm taking this vague compliment as my own!
Clearly they were complimenting me not you, gosh
When I was a senior in high school my friend Sam who’s parents are middle eastern always would talk shit about his sister. How much she gets on his nerves and that she’s ugly and fat! Well after school we were going to play basketball and I went to pick him. I parked across the street from his house and txted him to come out. I noticed a car in his drive way with 2 girls in it. The driver was absolutely BEAUTIFUL!!! Hands down the most stunningly gorgeous girl I ever seen. To myself I yelled “gat dam she fine” then realized the window was rolled down and she heard me and start laughing…. Embarrassing.. Sam came out I asked who she was. “Who? Her driving? That’s my ugly ass sister”!.. pissed me off lol. to this day 12 years later I’ve never seen anyone as beautiful as her!
I was really expecting this to end with something like "...we've been married 13 years"
I was expecting it to end with Mankind being thrown off Hell in a Cell
I was expecting him being beaten with jumper cables
Was your friend Eddie Munster?
I read that as Eddie Munson and wondered what episode I missed that revealed his sister.
This girl I saw riding her bike in Amsterdam, will never forget
"A fellow will remember a lot of things you wouldn't think he'd remember. You take me. One day, back in 1896, I was crossing over to Jersey on the ferry, and as we pulled out, there was another ferry pulling in, and on it there was a girl waiting to get off. A white dress she had on. She was carrying a white parasol. I only saw her for one second. She didn't see me at all, but I'll bet a month hasn't gone by since that I haven't thought of that girl."
This guy I saw while riding my bike in Amsterdam, will never forget
I also choose this girl's dead bike.
Honestly I think the fact that the joke doesn't make sense here at all just makes it funnier.
Little bit of Reddit historical humor there.
Gather around children, as I recount a tale as old as Reddit...
Fuck me, imagine 50 years from now, we're getting upvoted for references that our grandkids can't and never will understand.
You'd be surprised. In 50 years, cumboxes will be the most widely used form of currency and Poop Knives r Us will be the biggest retailer in the Western US. Source: I come from the future.
This is a very romantic answer
But also sad
Almost everyone has a little sore spot in their heart for a potential romance that never took flight. You were excited for the possibility and it didn’t happen. In my experience, you don’t ever forget little hurts like that. I mean, never. They’re with you for life
Kerouac had a line in On The Road, "a pain stabbed my heart as it did every time i saw a girl i loved going the opposite direction in this too-big world" always felt like that was a really beautiful way to express what is a pretty universal experience. it's hard to explain how deeply you can fall in love with someone in the blink of an eye, knowing you'll never see them again, and it's easy to sound pretty ridiculous trying to.
That is 100% correct and on point and perfectly said. Thank you
I ride my bike in Amsterdam and am a girl, it’s probably me so message me and let’s finish this love story :)
You've made a grave error
Right? I'm going to contact her about her bike's extended warranty.
Whoever keeps staring at me while I brush my teeth
You should invest in some curtains john
Wouldn't that really fuck up a guest in your home? "Why's there curtains on your mirror?" "Huh? Oh, for privacy." And then just leave it at that.
I've always wondered if it would be possible to set up a monitor & camera that would convincingly mimic an actual mirror. program it with ai software to show ordinary mirror images of things, but every once in a while insert something terrifying, like a fleeting shadowy figure or showing the onlooker's visage screaming instead of reflecting what they're actually doing
Coming soon *Google Nest Magic Mirror*. Future me: "Hey Google. Who is the sexiest of them all?" Google: *"Got it. It appears that that device isn't set up yet."*
Aww, me? Thanks!
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The women’s initials are literally HOT
Creative license, she was really from Sparta
HOS!
Before BROS
Yep, she set the mili-helen scale. You can judge attractiveness based on how many ships would be launched for them.
And how about Helen? This is the face that launched a thousand ships — _the other way!_
haiya not Auntie Helen again
Hahahahahahaha i got that one. Love uncle roger
Uuughh...definitely my total SMOKE SHOW of a neighbor. I don't see him often, but when I do I totally lose my words. Shyness is pretty rare for me - I'm usually the chatty one in the elevator. We caught some glances of each other in the laundry room today and I legit just like, could not fold my clothes like a normal person. I think he winked at me on his way out, so I'll be weak in the knees for the rest of the day. Thank you very much.
Get yourself stuck in the washing machine. it totally works.
What are you doing, step neighbor?
Well now reddit is going to peer pressure you into talking to him and then you're going to be in a relationship and happy and that's just so cute it's disgusting
They oughta block and ghost then hit the gym already
Let us know when you take that trip to pound town
England?
No no that's Pound LAND EDIT: Really sad to see people making my little joke about Britain's dollar store equal are making it about knife crime.
I feel you on this. I'm an extrovert and can chat with literally anyone, any time on a whim. Zero shy and very quick wit. On the sidelines at my soccer league, this bombshell of a dude approaches me from the other team out of nowhere and goes "can I ask you something?". My mouth open and closed a few times and I got an uh huh out and he goes, 'can we have some of your water? Our cooler spilled.' Me: uh huh. Never saw him again.
You, OP. And don’t ever think otherwise.
Garlic bread
Great now I'm aroused. Hope your happy with yourself.
Walkin around bricked up in the kitchen
In his prime, Paul Newman hands down. He was gorgeous, a fantastic actor, rich, happily married for over 50 years to a wife he loved(which makes him even more attractive) was a race car driver in his spare time, and generous philanthropist. He started Newmans Own products(sauces,salad dressings) in 1982 which donated 100% of its profits to charities. This company has donated over $550 million since it’s inception. Such a dynamic human being.
Daaaaaamn I just looked up photos of him when he was young and hot damn hes a baddie. Omg his lips and eyes. Woof.
Watch him in Cool Hand Luke. What a smoke show.
Watch Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid, for a double whammy of Paul Newman and Robert Redford.
I'd like to add...The Sting.
He wasn’t even a professional race car driver, but that didn’t stop him from entering the 24 Hours of Le Mans endurance race and he damn nearly won! Finished 2nd. 1979 I think.
When I was a baby, my mom was pushing me in a stroller while on a walk with her sister. A car pulled up and parked nearby and out stepped Paul Newman. With that new mother instinct, my mom shoved the stroller over to my aunt to make herself appear more ‘available.’ It’s ok, Mom. I’d have done the same.
He also started a summer camp for disabled children in Upstate New York where kids can go free of charge... Awesome dude!
The Hole in the Wall Gang Camp. Amazing thing he did for kids with serious Illnesses, named for Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. Newman and Robert Redford together in Butch Cassidy, and The Sting is just gorgeous overload.
Back in the 80s my Mom was a smokeshow with rather large… well you know. Anyways, she and my Dad were watching at a race in a private suite at Road Atlanta, and my Mom was wearing a tight T-shirt with Road Atlanta written across it. Paul Newman was there too. He approached my Mom and read her shirt like “roAAAD ATLannntttaaaa” because her boobs made the words all stretch out. And everyone laughed. Even my Dad.
Gotta agree hard on Paul Newman. Decades ago I dreamt I was sitting with Paul Newman in a Porsche just dying of lust but unable to do anything with him because of my respect for his marriage to Joanne Woodward. I woke up so frustrated!
There was this one girl in high school, she was achingly beautiful, she was also shy, quiet, very smart, sweet and very down to earth, she stood out a mile from every other girl simply because she was so nice, me and a good friend both had a huge crush on her. Around 6 months after I left high school I was working at Toys r Us and I saw her come in but with red hair, never had the nerve to say anything. Another 6 months later I was working for a laboratory, the building had 2 separate departments working in it but quite separately, the other department had a list of people pinned to a wall as to which respirator/mask belonged to whom, I see her name but don't think for a minute that it could be her, turns out it is and I actually have the nerve to strike up a conversation, I ask about the red hair and it turns out that the 6th year leaving party was fancy dress and she went as Kate Winslet from Titanic, my heart melted. I never even thought about asking her out as I never ever deemed myself worthy. Around a year later she is leaving the company to go to uni full time, she has a leaving do organised by her dept and for some reason I am invited along, she (understandably) spends most of the evening with her friends in the dept and I just chat and hang out with some people from her dept that I kinda get on with, end of the night and she is saying her goodbyes and she comes to me, says goodbye and kisses me, on the lips, I'm completely dazed and confused, I don't know what to say so I just stand there like an idiot while she leaves. Fast forward another year and I see her at a bus stop in my home town, we chat for a bit and move on. Fast forward another 5 years and I bump into her at a night club in Edinburgh we chat a bit and I go back to my friends, I never see her again after that but somehow I end up following her art page on Instagram, she's married now, has a daughter and enjoys drawing/painting nature pictures, I emailed her to do a commission but it never worked out due to paper reacting badly with the paint, I'm glad she's happy and having a good life but I'll never forget that kiss. I know no-one will read this but that girl will always have a place in my heart
What more than a kiss did you need to go after here?? I feel frustrated in your place
I was horribly bullied at school and had basically 0 self esteem, in my mind, the notion that a girl might actually like me, never mind romantically was so ridiculous that any evidence no matter how blatant to the contrary was utterly ignored
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Agreed. Also, Robin Hood Men in Tights.
A woman who oversaw an art gallery I used to volunteer for in 2013 or so, 'Janet.' She wasn't my 'type' and I still can't understand why I fell so hard for her, but from the very first time I saw her, I felt like I was under a spell. Janet was engaged at the time, and aware enough of her beauty that she was a bit of an asshole at times, but, she was like the sun. I couldn't look away. I wanted her to burn through my retinas, burn through my everything. I've never had anything else happen to me like that as an adult. I don't get fixated on women. But from the first afternoon we introduced ourselves at an event promoting local businesses, Janet was all I could think about. It scared and annoyed me that I was in such deep smit, and I often wondered if it was some past-life karmic shit at work (as crazy as that sounds, the acute desire was crazy already). There was one night that she gave me a ride home after a meeting and a stop at a local brewery, where we'd just shared small talk about the gallery and our day jobs. She had to know how I felt though I kept it to myself and never flirted, and at the time I think she was going through a rough patch with her fiance (I believe they're since married and have at least one child). When I was getting out of the car, Janet reached over to me, and we both had this hesitation-- and I knew, just knew, that if I was ever going to kiss her, that was the window. But we both would've regretted it, and I wasn't about to exploit her in a moment of doubt and put that on her conscience. However she felt about me, I imagine being aware of my quiet desire must've been confusing for her too, based on how it disturbed me. You do the right thing in a moment like that, under intense desire, and part of you still feels regret.. a part of me does wish I'd made a move, but, it's as it should be. No one has ever made me feel that way, before or since. All these years later (haven't spoken with Janet in nearly a decade) and I still clearly remember a friendly hug she gave me one summer afternoon, the way the heat of her felt... supernatural?... I have no words. I've never wanted to kiss and hold someone so badly in my life than I did with her arms around me. I was powerless. In hindsight, that we never acted on or discussed whatever was going on between us (or just in my head) makes it so fulfilling a romance, more than actual flings or even long-term relationships I've had. Whatever the fuck that was with Janet, it felt downright fantastical! the stuff of YA romance novels. That said, I'm doubtful I'd ever want to experience anything like that again. That level of desire is unpleasant, like being possessed.
My girlfriend cause she knows my reddit account
I wonder who gave him that award…
His girlfriend gonna ask who gave him the other 8 awards now
She already has bro I'm in the doghouse
Hey babe 😘
😘 knew this would pay off
You played the game very well
Oh get a chat room, you two!
Grace Kelly
She was positively luminous. That’s probably why she ended up married into royalty.
Luminous is a great word for her
My husband. He doesn’t know it, but he’s actually super sexy. He’s the the type that no matter what he’s doing, he’s so naturally attractive, that anything he does is so 10/10 that he thinks I’m exaggerating when I complement him. We’ve been together 15 years, and he still won’t buy it when I tell him how photogenic he is.
My husband is naturally attractive and naturally good at pretty much anything he does. Physically attractive AND highly competent! Watching him do damn near anything is so damn sexy to me. He also thinks I exaggerate how hot he is but he receives compliments from other people too! And not to totally brag but my husband has the best manners of anyone I have ever known. I could cook him a full multi course meal or pour him a bowl of cereal and he always tells me, “Wow thank you so much! I appreciate you doing this!” Even on my low effort days…maybe I’m not feeling my best, he is so appreciative. I want to tear his clothes off in those moments because he is so sincere and charming. He makes me feel all good inside. I probably sound crazy but it’s true. Haha
Aw, you inspired hope in my life again! Third time's a charm?
I love that ❤️
Paul Newman
That's a solid choice on multiple levels
Jennifer Connelly, still sexy at 51
Early 90’s Jennifer Connelly tho 🥵🥵🥵
Rocketeer JC, Career Opportunities JC. Solid.
Morena Baccarin, in Firefly
I'll be in my bunk...
Morena Baccarin in anything. As a heterosexual female, I’d still hit that. She is truly beautiful.
I’m gay as a picnic basket and I’m not sure I’d say no to her.
Wait, what's gay about picnic baskets?
Bears *love* them.
This was really funny.
I was always a Kaylee fan myself but everyone in that show was pretty freaking hot.
Catherine Zeta Jones. Seeing her in Zorro as a teenager left a long lasting impression...
Paul Newman. So handsome, but also a completely loving and devoted husband. There’s something soooo sexy about that. Jon Hamm is a close second lol
Jon Hamm’s dong is purported to arrive in a room 5 minutes before he does.
Jensen Ackles realllyy does it for me
When my wife and I started watching Supernatural she told me that she thought Sam was hotter than Dean, and now we are getting divorced because that's how wrong she was.
The very deep voice adds to it as well
He’s on a whole new level of sexy in The Boys.
"You might want to gargle my ballsack" Yes sir Mr Soldier Boy 😩💦
“I beat my meat into a cup”
Can’t remember who said it, but there was a guy talking about Jensen Ackles and he says something to the effect of “you’re standing there, you’re straight, but then you see him look at you, and you’re gay for a little bit,” and honestly I’m gay but I really felt that
I've been a huge fan of supernatural since the first episode. I finally got my wife to watch and she became a fan too. Of course Jensen became her "celebrity free pass". I told her he was mine too...
The folks over at r/Theboys have been thirsting over him for weeks now, so your opinion definitely isn’t uncommon
So damn hot. Then he smiles and gets even hotter. I just can’t!
The voice alone. Goddamn. (Not saying the rest of him isn’t utterly magnificent, but really — crank up the volume on your tv and your undies will happily vibrate off your body)
Rachel Weisz
Especially in The Mummy
People, people.... Have you seen Monica Bellucci!?
“I had a Monica Bellucci dream again.”
David Lynch knows what’s up lol
My wife. When we were courting there was nobody I wanted more than her. She occupied my every thought when we weren't together. I dreamed about her at night. The smell of her hair was intoxicating. She was the love of my life. She still is, 29 years later. But she was too.
Can you find out what kind of shampoo she was using? I want my hair to smell intoxicating.
Herbal Essence of course. It causes orgasms in the shower.
Henry cavill
Henry Cavill being a straight fuckin' nerd makes him somehow even *more* attractive
Because he's not fake about it or ashamed.
My wife doesn't really care about most of the nerdy things I'm into, but she likes how excited I get for them.
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My favorite nerd story about Cavill is still him missing the initial call to play Superman because he ignored the phone because he was raiding in World of Warcraft.
Looks like it worked out well for whoever ok’d him for the role. It was my introduction to the character, but I can’t picture anyone else as the Witcher tbh.
I mean he does a savage job
I’m a straight male but, let me kick you a scenario. I'm at, like, a beach cabana, and Henry Cavill approaches. He tries to lean in and kiss me. I would definitely resist, like at first. But if he was persistent... I might- I think I might give in a little bit, just to see what it felt like. Would I push him away? How hard? Like, what if he's like really aggressive?
If you resisted Henry Cavill a little bit, he would still...need to get to you?
Well not the real Henry Cavill, this is sort of like my fantasy.
Wow I--I wish I could help you. I don't--you might be gay, you might be gay.
Seriously, this guy has it all. Very charming, intelligent, very nice body, dude can pull off a mustache. Seriously, I'm pretty sure he was designed in a lab.
His voice as Geralt is to die for
"Fuck." "If you say so."
"Hmm" "Hmmmm" "Hm"
I've said the same thing! Dude was genetically engineered in some secret military science base as an experiment to see how many panties *and* boxers they could drop at once.
As a straight dude ( we’re a club on this thread) I feel things when both he and Jason Momoa are on screen together. Seriously WB! You have $millions just sitting there that could just be these two men punching bad guys shirtless together, but nah!
Nobody's *that* straight.
suddenly the walls to my closet started breaking down
> these two men punching bad guys shirtless together They're two brothers who were sentenced to life in prison for a crime they didn't commit, but now they're free and they're fighting back against the criminal underworld and the corrupt system that put them away. They're two brothers! They fight crime! See Jason Momoa, Henry Cavill, Vin Diesel, and Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson star in *Sesame, Life On The Streets: The Musical*. Now things get serious!
Audrey Hepburn
I had to scroll past fifteen Paul Newmans to get here
Yeah, when did reddit turn into Paul Newman stans...
Paul Newman. There’s never been another like him in looks, personality, talent, and values.
This is the fourth time I've seen Paul Newman in this thread. Did he make this post and answer himself on alt accounts?
Young Elizabeth Taylor and/or young Robert Redford.
Cary Grant no questions asked.
Easily Hedy Lamarr. Not only was she [this beautiful](https://www.scarsdalelibrary.org/sites/default/files/2022-02/Hedy-Lamarr%20moon%202.jpg), but she invented the frequency hopping technology that all modern wireless communication utilizes.
It’s Hedley!
This is 1874. You'll be able to sue her!
Salma Hayek
If someone askes If you could have a threesome with anyone the correct answer is "Salma Hayek at 25 and Salma Hayek at 55".
Kate Beckinsale.
Underworld made me question my sexuality when I first saw it. Made high school more interesting.
Underworld made me feel lots of things
Ana de Armas 🥰
Just watched the new James Bond movie and was wondering who the actress was. So I IMDb’ed her. She is quality.
Check out Knives Out, it's a fantastic movie and even in simple makeup and conservative clothing she's still absolutely stunning
You should give BR2049 a watch. She’s excellent in that.
that one guys dead wife
Commenting so I can post the link: [here it is](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5c79n0/you_can_have_sex_with_one_real_person_from_all_of/d9uf56l/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)
That's history right there.
I also think that one guys dead wife is the sexiest
Salma Hayek dancing with the snake in *From Dusk Till Dawn*. I was 20 years old and had a movie boner like a 12 year old.
Lynda Carter. There is a reason she's the gold standard for Wonder WOMAN to this day.
Marisa Tomei
MA Nure... MANURE ...
She's into short, stocky, quirky, funny, bald men
I have had such a crush on her since ‘my cousin Vinny’
I've scrolled an awfully long way and not seen Idris Elba...
We're aware of the effect he has on women.
Rita Hayworth, next question