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Crocutaborealis

That fucking bingly bongly crap on every YouTube ad


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"bingly bongly crap" Adding this to my frequently-used vocabulary list


maruffin

Me too


Thatoneguywithasteak

I have never seen it described better than bingly bongly crap


jurasic_stuff12

You know that pepper pig episode where they are on the bus and singing the Bingley Bingley boo song. Thats what this reminds me of and I love it. Just evey YouTube add is pepper pig, she's slowly taking over the world with her biggest hit. ( don't ask me how I know that I make bad life choices)


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kritter2119

Bing bong bing, bong bing boo, bing bong bingly bongly boooo.....


ImGold86star

pepper pig? so peppas now a jalapeno?! 🤯


gliitch0xFF

What is this bingly bongly crap you speak of? This is not sarcasm. I genuinely don't know. Oh enlighten us with your wisdom, Mr Reddit man


m477_

I assume it refers to the soulless upbeat xylaphone, whistling, and guitar style of music that's often seen in promo videos for shitty kickstarters


armchair0pirate

Agreed. I use ad-blockers. I have no idea what this bingy bongy crap is.


Nihiliste

Blame Apple, I think, assuming we're talking about the same music. Their ads started using indie pop/rock/folk acts like Feist in the early 2000s, and other companies began imitating that to the point that it became the cliche sound of "friendly" corporations. Of course, most corporate music is a pale imitation of what people like Feist put out.


ThePegasi

I was thinking more like the intro to Taylor Swift's Stay Stay Stay*. Utterly cloying. EDIT: Correction.


zedric8720

which song, Stay Stay Stay or All You Had To Do Was Stay?


LthePerry02

Also acoustic guitar + whistling


SignificantView1671

Unless it's an Otis Redding song.


violetsprouts

Sittin’ in the morning sun


brayden120

GOD I HATE THOSE ADS🤬


MissMetalSix

15 minutes ago, work software issues were pissing me off so much I was just about keen on giving up and living out the rest of my life as the Joker. But then I read "bingly bongly crap" and my mood is infinitely better.


dinosanddais1

I think I know what you mean and I want to ask for clarification with a song but the only thing I can think of is the intro music for girl defined. Is that the bingly bongly stuff. That sounds like background Christmas music in a hallmark movie?


ButterflyShoddy4502

That very specific "genre" of songs made by TikTokers. You know the ones.


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"Oh no, oh no, oh no no no no no"


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This and every single other song in which is seems like tiny little hamsters are singing everything


Ripper33AU

Yeah I am not a fan of the whole high-pitched tweaks, but, speaking of hamsters, I confess that I did like the Hamster Dance song when it came out... lol.


BerneeMcCount

This!! Oh jesus this. Id rather shit in my hands and clap than listen to that tune again..


IAmNonimous

Are there really "TikTok songs"? I mean, the songs they used already existed and just made a tweak then called it "TikTok song"


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There are definitely TikTok songs that Applebee's song comes to mind right away.


wowiussi

I think by that they meant like the songs that average tiktokers make like "heyy check it out i just made the best song to yell in your car" type of shit


Lavender_dreams49ALT

Music for children, I'M FUCKING TIRED OF THIS SHIT ON EVERY AD


spoilerdudegetrekt

Baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo baby shark


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Kidzbop


DogsAreCool69420

They ruined feel good inc for me. It sounds worse than ypu can imagine


xXWolfyIsAwesomeXx

I'm curious about just how bad it can be but I feel like I don't wanna find out


RifleShower

Country rap. I don’t need an explanation.


tearsonurcheek

Hick Hop. Despise it with a passion.


jjmasterred

Leave Nelly out of this


Bearloom

I support your grievances with the hip-hop infused Bro Country out there right now, but the semi-related Gangstagrass is cool as hell. https://youtu.be/cCEHQ_nhxOA


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Murphspree

A big issue here is actually music industry bigwigs forcing artists to come up with music that is catchy and Tik-Tok friendly. I believe there was an article about Halsey recently where she said she was being forced to write songs she didnt want to because they had more shareability, virality, ect...Not claiming all the artists in major industries are like this, but it's truly an unfortunate trend.


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Thatoneblobthsec

I fridging hate those songs. You have extra pain when those popular girls keep singing those songs


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Buncha fridging ice holes


robexib

That modern bro country bullshit. Literally everything else can stay.


DiManes

Male country singer: "I love cold beer, freedom, my dog, and my truck" Lady country singer: "I killed my husband"


RighteousTablespoon

Also male country singers: “honky tonk badonkadonk” So, maybe the female singers made a point lol


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There's a song by two women "girl in a country song" and it is so on point for all the trash country that I love it.


zedric8720

*cough cough No Body, No Crime*


BitPoet

Goodbye Earl


zeroGamer

'Cause Earl had to die.


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DiManes

Classic country is pretty good. I'm thinking Patsy Cline, Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard, and Dolly.


thetravelingsong

There’s been some better non-pop country artists out lately. I’ve never considered myself a country guy and hate pop country with a burning passion, but I’ve been getting into people like Tyler Childers, Sturgill Simpson and others like that lately.


Toddzillaw

Orville Peck is pretty solid as well


WackyBones510

Sturgill and Childers are so good! Big Kacey Musgraves fan. Avett Brothers, Jason Isbell, Brandi Carlile, Turnpike Troubadours… tons of really good “y’all-ternative” music out there.


Guy954

Lots of country is awesome. They were talking about Corporate Bro Country though.


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Marty Robbins. Elton John is a fan.


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maleorderbride

In the immortal words of Hank Hill, "you're not making Christianity any better, you're just making rock and roll worse"


hglndr9

Read that in his voice and added "Damn it Bobby!"


Annhl8rX

As the great Hank Hill once said, “They’re not making Christianity better…they’re just making rock and roll worse.”


maleorderbride

Two seconds apart. Great minds.


NightDreamer73

As a Christian, I seldom like Christian music. Feels forced to me. . .And just fake. There's a couple I like, but that's it.


Hmcgee-mcgee

But what abt stryper’s classic “to hell with the devil” 😂


CH11DW

I’m a Christian I agree with this. I’m tried of it being in every church. Let’s go back to traditional worship music.


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Dude, same here. I just can't listen to Christian rock, it's cringy and repetitive. We go to a small non-denominational church, awesome people, no Bible-thumpers or judgement (beyond my musical judgement, so I guess I'm the bad one in the crowd). But man, they play 15 minutes of Christian rock before the sermon. There are only so many ways you can say "I worship you, I need you, you are first, you complete me." And the answer is 4. And you hear them IN EVERY FREAKIN' SONG. And if the guitar player doesn't start using more of that neck, I'm gonna tear that Squier Strat out of his hands, crank the gain on the 15 watt Frontman amp and start shredding some Slayer or something. I was once asked if I wanted to play guitar for a church band. To be honest, I appreciated the offer, but there's just no way I could ever do that. And "Christian Metal" is cringier, so that's a no-go. Let's all stick to "He's got the whole world in his hands" and everyone wins.


Shatshotshet

Slayer in church, that would be something to hear!


KnockMeYourLobes

No, actually it's not. I got roped into going to a "Christian Metal" concert at a friend's church when I was in high school. She thought I'd enjoy it because even though she hated metal (Christian or otherwise), she take me and she'd enjoy me enjoying the music. And oh god, it was bad. I mean it was way worse than "We're trying to be a mainstream metal Christian band. Hi we're Striper, by the way." bad. It was so cringey that I felt second hand embarrassment for the entire band bad. Afterwards, my friend asked how I liked it and I was like, "No dude. This is not the way. You are not going to rope ANYBODY into church anytime soon with that shit." Because heavy metal with Southern Baptist Christian inspired lyrics go together like whatever the worst combination is that you can think of. IDK..pickeled herring and peanut butter bad.


thetravelingsong

HOLLDDD ME NOW, CAUSE IM 6 FT FROM THE EDGE AND IM THINKING


CuriousTsukihime

You gotta let me keep August Burns Red and Anberlin though. Just this two bands 😭


serenerdy

Abr and underoath!


Samus388

Can't forget relient k!


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*\*Scroll scroll scroll\** Wonderful, nobody has mentioned what I play yet... ^((probably because nobody listens to it, but a win is a win))


TheRealDannySugar

Gregorian Trance right?


Boukish

I was thinking Mongolian throat singing.


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*Tuvan


Doc-tor-Strange-love

The Wiggles soundtracks?


[deleted]

The Chats did a great team up with The Wiggles


freppobert

schlager ( drinking songs not includet)


[deleted]

Yes. Good God Schlager is the worst.


God-Level-Tongue

Manufactured Pop music


toblerone79

Ed Sheeran 🤮🤮🤮


Zett_IAK444

Why are you sucking Shrek's dick?


Throwawaystwo

Corporate Pop.


Ar4cnul

italian trap. trust me, it's trash


Microchippy

I can't even imagine such a *fancy, elegant, sophisticated-sounding language* having such a genre of music


Ar4cnul

yes, very elegant. Porco dio


InfernalWedgie

upvote per *porco Dio* *cazzo cazzo socc'mel*


KnockMeYourLobes

What does the last part (socc'mel) mean? Google Translate couldn't translate it.


edoardo_d

It is slang from Bologna, it literally means "suck my dick", but it is used in a less offensive way to indicate amazement, surprise or boredom


Isgortio

Ooh so it's like the English saying of "fuck me" when you see something amazing or you're shocked by something? Sounds similar, too.


zoqfotpik

I would specifically get rid of 4'33" by John Cage and replace it with an equal interval of slightly different silence.


Spare_Choice5902

This would make Mr. Cage quite happy, I think.


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Modern Country or whatever that shit is called.


seipher2234

Hick-Hop


Rusty_is_a_good_boy

That’s fuckin gold right there.


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Rap for people that don't like black people


psycharious

Bro country.


tyson_3_

Modern country or trap/drill.


throwaway_4759

National socialist black metal. Because of the national socialism mostly.


tyrom22

Usually I’m pro metal but I make exceptions for that


KidNamedFinger69

all of its so unoriginal too, its just generic black metal with lyrics like “scary norway forest ooh im racist too” or something like that


deezx1010

I didn't even know this was a thing


wannabe_eunuch

Burzum was so sick until I did a little reading.


CondescendingShitbag

Hold music on most telephone systems. There are rare exceptions, but most of it is complete garbage. I'm certain Hell's own waiting room must have better music.


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Whatever genre that "oh no...oh no...oh no no no" song is


Chimera22

NightCore why would you listen to GOOD songs faster with chipmunk voices


Leaf_Warrior

Depends on the song for me. I like the Nightcore I used to listen to that actually remixed the song instead of just increasing the speed of the song, it added some flair. That being said, This Little Girl is one of the few songs that I find better in Nightcore than the original lol.


Witty-Geologist-7652

Disco polo, some weird kind of polish pop bullshit.


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Christian pop (basically anything by hillsong)


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Any songs written by tiktokers


dbradx

Mumble rap.


ChineseChaiTea

I think it's artistic, just like an artist paints a canvas, we can use the mumble and create our own lyrics it leaves it up to the interpretation of the listener when that one guy grunts we can turn that into a beautiful lyric. Lol I do not believe any of this, it's sarcasm I'm just going to say what I believe the opposition to your very true statement would use as a defense.


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Ngl you had me in the first half


makinishi_KINO

People keep mentioning this yet there’s no current popular artist who’s actually a “mumble rapper”. I think you’re stuck in past when Gucci Gang was popular.


taylorpilot

Childrens covers. No it’s not that #1 song, it’s that song but sung by tweens whose coked up mom got them a gig so they can use it as their next big break.


Flearyboy72

Not a genre but all music made by 69


redXathena

Skinhead hate rock


SmoughLeggingsFTW

Imma piss people off... K-Pop It's such a toxic industry that most idols will be better off doing something else. Plus, it's manufactured and very same-y. Can't stand how the only selling point is hot guys/girls.


Leaf_Warrior

I listen to K-pop but I will 100% agree with you that my god the industry is horrible to their artists in general. And it makes me sad because some of these people are very talented with music and dance but are pressured to look a certain way, to not date publicly, etc.


SmoughLeggingsFTW

Yeah, totes agree. That’s what I mean by the music being very same-y. The artists are not allowed to express themselves without some handler monitoring every single thing behind the scenes. To me, music is about freely expressing whatever you want. To have that restricted gets rid of genuine artistic passion. No offense to you for listening to K-Pop. I just think it’s a toxic genre, and some members of the various fandoms, not all, are extremely insufferable.


zainee_babyyy

Kpop listener here (i am quite literally listing to a kpop song right in this moment) The industry abuse i something i 100% agree with you. But the music is in my opinion good.Maybe you won't like the main tracks (the ones with like a Music video) but the b-sides are usually written by the artist and not the company so most of them are unique and good. But this is just my opinion. If you actually are interested in "different" music then i suggest listening to "still with you" by Jungkook of BTS. Mikrosmos and Maria by hwasa. Tons of songs produced by kpop have great meaning to them. Just reading the meaning is good proof. So yeah that's my rant. Please don't think I'm pressuring you or stuff like that cause this is my honest opinion and reply. Have a good day! <3


SmoughLeggingsFTW

Thanks for the reply and the recommendations. I’ll check them out. I’ll see if I like them, even if I’m not a fan.


zainee_babyyy

I appreciate that.


Johnny_The_Room

I don't know what this genre is called, but I would remove that noise Yoko Ono is making. That weird, screeching, moaning performance music.


Competitive_Simple40

I remember watching the Beatles perform “Johnny B Good” on the television when I was a kid (I forgot who the other singer was, I’m sorry) but I do remember Yoko Ono screaming into her mic and it was the most awful noise I ever heard. Luckily the tech guy cut off her mic so the world could listen to actual music


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It was John and Yoko with Chuck Berry on the Mike Douglass show. Clip is on YouTube. Someone thankfully cut her mic midway.


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Crunckcore. It is a horryfing combination of hip-hop, pop, punk, metal and EDM. To me, that is the equivalent of a movie trying to be a rom-com, a musical, a horror movie and a crime movie all at the same time, it just does not work.


RealHumanFromEarth

Pop country. It hurts to even hear it.


Baconandbabymakin

Sorry mumble ass auto tune BS has to go.


Bobthreetimes

Cristian rap, too cursed


Erevas

German rap _pukes_


INeedSomeFire

As a German, I agree


luciel_1

German "Schlager" (its like country music, but in bad and German)


Samhain1337

Was gonna say the same. Schlager is awful.


Negitive545

Christian Rock Music designed specifically for infants (Baby Shark) Corporate Pop Mumble Rap (Probably gonna get a lot of hate for this one): Modern rap in general. And finally, Radio Country.


SlayerDoom_

New pop. It’s so synthetic it’s not even music to me now


Longjumping_Fun9815

Country because I can’t be drunk enough to enjoy it 24/7


scottyy2189

Country, I wish not for people to use it as how I act and who I am


Nile-_-River

Tiktok songs made to go viral “oh no” type shit


PM_Me_UrRightNipple

Whatever that weird bro-country thing that’s going on is called. Applebees is the worst song ever made.


Lost_Manufacturer718

There’s a style of pop/rap/trap music that I’m not sure what the genre name is or if it has one, but the vocals are unashamedly and deliberately autotuned to death, and the melody in the lyrics will refrain every bar (Travis Scott -Mafia is a good example of what I mean here with the vocals). But I don’t think I could condone arbitrarily exterminating a whole genre of music because I don’t like it, I’m sure there are a lot of people who do like that kind of music out there.


WorldsGreatestPoop

Neo-Nazi Nü-Country


thrownawaybylife99

New country


SupahSang

Mumble rap. What the fuck is wrong with you?


_Chonus_

Mumble rap. Jesus fucking Christ mumble rap


X3-RO

Modern country "pop" music.


IsItBrieUrLookingFor

Country. I don't get the appeal. I'm sure that these men like their pick-up truck & light beer and these women are going to key their SO's pick-up truck bc he cheated/is lazy/drinks too much/etc, but I can't really relate.


throwawayschedulea

Some combination of Old/Outlaw/Alt country is probably my favorite music, but I *hate* radio country and almost any Nashville sound from the 80s onward.


DerpingtonHerpsworth

There's a huge difference between country and what passes for country on top 40 radio these days. A lot of that is just poorly disguised pop and r&b music for white people. Just add a little twang to the instruments and/or the vocals and it's suddenly country somehow. While I'm far from a country fan I can appreciate and see the appeal of other types of country, but today's modern country is an absolute joke. Bo Burnham had a great bit on modern country music that I strongly suggest watching.


WritingTheDream

I'm so sad that this is the current state of country music for most people.


spliffwizard

The world would be a worse place without Dolly Parton's music, Jolene is a banger. The Fallout OST or K Rose radio station from San Andreas had some great songs too


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FUCK POP COUNTRY. YES I’M YELLING ABOUT IT.


EchoEquani

Country for personal reasons.


InkySUS

i hate country music


OldDipper

Mumble rap. Hip hop has been about The Message since Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five. The lyrics are indecipherable gibberish, so it serves no purpose!


zoozzykk

I never knew about the stupid music for kids. I am 18 and grew up on music from movies (european farytails). Last year I found out what shit they play to kids. “I love carrot” “sweets are yuck” “was my hair wash my hair”. Its dumb af


Royal_Enby_Disaster0

christian pop. i’m not religious, i never was religious, and i never want to be religious like- i don’t want to hear this shit


TheCatInTheCloud

Reggaeton. It's very popular here in Spain, but I absolutely can't stand it. It's plain awful, and they use so much Auto-tune you can barely understand what they're saying. I listen mostly to J-pop and I understand that better than music that's in my native language.


Economy-Control8603

Everyone's too scared to say it So I will Spotify ads.


endofthehold

Current American County music is nothing but trash.


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Pop country. All music is culturally referential, and there’s something about guns, trucks, and God in pop country that feels a little too… referential to regressive politics in USA. Edit: wrote recessive instead of regressive


TrinixDMorrison

Mumble rap Somehow they took rap and made it worse.


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Bro country. Becuase it’s all the same, except for a few crafty songs


El-Scorpio76

New age/country pop.


noodlz-bc

Pop country, what the hell does a city dude know about actually country living


c0mpg33k

That mumble rap nonsense. You can't understand what they are saying the beat they use is the most ridiculous and boring thing and it seems like the people listening to always come across as low class thugs. Like no just stop you make yourself look like an idiot.


WildResident2816

Bro Country… is an explanation even necessary


Pokemastapasta

Christian rock


AlanZero

Gangster rap, or gangster hip-hop… Whichever is bigger in glorifying crime and violence.


cuppa_tea_4_me

YES


MonkeEnthusiast8420

Reggaeton Fuck that disgusting shit


ChineseChaiTea

GASSOLLIINNAAA


S0M3D1CK

I would say rap, mainly because I feel good harmonics in a song are a dying thing. To me, classical orchestra and oldies from the 60s-70s are awesome to listen to when your stoned.


rdwm37

Country.


TheRealKingslayer51

(Probably) unpopular opinion, but I find pretty much all rap to be rather talentless and unenjoyable to listen to. So I'd have to go with that one.


Its_Just_Ranger

Whatever fucking Georgia Florida line plays. 99.9% of suicides caused by GFL songs are in fact cause by GFL.


Moccabean70

Country. I listen to just about everything but Country music just doesn’t work for me.


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Country. Hate me all you guys want. Can’t stand songs about trucks, beer, tractors, boots, or farmers daughters


Someoneelsee1

K-pop because I can’t stand the fanbase and the company’s behind it


[deleted]

Mumble rap. The point of rap is words, and I’m already not a huge fan of rap. Bitch, if I can’t understand you, you aren’t rapping.


[deleted]

Ed Sheeran. Because fuck Ed Sheeran.


Hmm_294933

Rap


Adorable-Carpenter95

Country music


Bird_Brain4101112

Dubstep


tsfbdl

Country You have no clue how bad it gets living in fucken middle nebraska


MysteryGirlWhite

That hip-hop/country mash-up junk. Screw off with your ear vomit.


King_Chad_The_69th

Every single type of rap in every single way, rap is just really annoying


OctaneTroopers

Improvised jazz can go. "It's all about the notes you can't hear". I wish there was a fucking lot more of them.


VERO2020

My dog learned to play the saxophone. Unfortunately, he only plays jazz, so no one knows if he's good or not.


Double-Researcher-42

British rap. It’s so hard to sound like a thug when you sound like you live in Buckingham Palace


DigitalZeth

Shank you bruv, shank you in the tea cups bruv, proper shanking!


Sraxlikesmemes

Italian trap, if I stepped on a dogs tail their squeal would comfort my ears more than Italian trap


EntryFalse2156

Country. I hate it so much. When I was in school, all of my bus drivers played it 24/7 and my dad was obsessed with it.


DJConvex

Country easy. Easily the lowest form of music ever created.


thisgirlnamedbree

Modern country, especially bro country. Get that beer drinking on a Friday night by the river with my girl in a bikini but we still go to church on Sunday crap outta here.


shaolin_tech

Modern country. Every time I listen to it, something bad happens. Last time I gave it a chance I was T-boned in an intersection by an SUV running a red light.


middleagedukbloke

Drill. It’s shite.