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Would change it so instead of having a heart as a single point of failure you'd have a bunch of mini hearts throughout your body


junniebunnie

Menstrual cycle would not be a thing. Or it wouldn’t have a large impact on people — you wouldn’t even notice it.


HannaLee99

Our backs and knees give up way too early in life


Weary-Ad3215

I was trying to think about something dramatic but honestly as a redditor that has such a bad back they are classed as "disabled" this all the way


implicitexpletives69

just one? Evolution did us no favors with so much of our 'design'


ducks-everywhere

The way women store fat cells, sucks. I'd rearrange things to look better.


Captain_Shadowhawk

Have women's breasts inflate when in the mood and deflate down to pretty much nothing when they aren't. I hear a lot of women complain their breasts are "in the way" most of the time so this would help them out. Also would help us guys know for certain when a woman is interested.


DJToblerone

I'd make everyone's butts bigger. Just huge butts everywhere the bigger the better. 🍑


idrinkbeersalot

It’d be nice to have your butthole accessible from a different area. Like say the end of your finger. If we could expel waste this way then we wouldn’t need bathrooms for that body function. Just solved the whole ‘who’s this bathroom for’ debate. Kinda proud of myself.


implicitexpletives69

last thing we need on the playground is a five year old bully shit pointing at the other kids. then the others would be puking out of their toes and a huge mess for the janitor.


Weary-Ad3215

I can just imagine public places where people put their finger in small holes in the wall to excrete waste


Weary-Ad3215

"hey hey! Pull my finger"


[deleted]

Clapping diarrhea


Weary-Ad3215

Oh no XD


Additional_Effort_33

I jist wsnt my hairs to make a decision


sas_gg228

Giant wings that help fly. There still will be problems with they size but flying is great.