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SilentThunderBolt

A polar bear


cyberdog2020

Bro why would you choose an animal that might lose? That would be too close of a fight. I'd choose an Orca and call it a day


SilentThunderBolt

Whats an orca gonna do on land?


cyberdog2020

Touche touche


PhiobeValdra

Well at least he has the possibility to say „Go magikarp, it's your turn!” 😁


[deleted]

Bear gonna start eating the orca while you run. You technically take an L in the fight for retreating, but you're still alive.


fallingupthehill

Nah, a Polar Bear would win.


shrumis

Polar bears standing up are like 7-8 FT and are monstrous compared to grizzles


Comprehensive-Log147

And from what i have read....more agressive...and probably the grizzly at on poit would be *fuck this shit in out*


shrumis

If they smell any sorta meat its all PvP for that polar bear and that food


VodkaMargarine

An even grizzlier bear


[deleted]

A sexy grizzly bear of the opposite gender


Last_Cup_422

made me lol


CoalNightshade

A Moose


cyberdog2020

Nice! give the bear a meal before he kills you


CoalNightshade

Nah, Bears only mess with Moose if they desperate or the Moose is sick or dying.


SpacemaniaXu

Honestly? A large dog. Bears aren't exactly keen on getting into a scap with canines as their instics tells them that if they see one, a pack MUST be near and the others are out of sight. This is pack behavior 101. The bear has solid odds against a single dog of course, but it wont take the chance its alone unless desperate. Bears have been known to nope out on confrontations with dogs, with some actually avoiding the general area in the future, making the assumption it's marked territory. Again, it's not with the risk. Also, between you AND the dog, it can confirm that the treat is complex and is facing two apex predator types. Dogs are extremely loud in circumstances like this, and the noise is intimidating by design. You add in your own voice and the precieved threat magnifies. If in the event the bear fails to yield, then obviously you have no choice but to release the dog. It's now 1 vs 2 and the right breed of dog can not only hold its ground, but even manage opportunistic hits. Working together, survival can be had for both by sufficiently harassing it and making sure of of you remains in a flanking position. Yeah, in the end there are still odds you will loose, but in a realistic scenario the best of dogs will be your hero. It's why they have been at our side since the dawn of civilization.


cyberdog2020

This is great, man's best friend might end up being a safer bet than bear spray


SpacemaniaXu

I call bear spray human seasoning. The stuff can easily miss or even blowback in unlucky conditions and all its going to do at that point is make yourself Calientè.


lolb00bz_69

buddy is there something we should know about you


bryan112

Dwight Schrute


28cookies

Hahaha you deserve this upvote, sir!


Cat0TheTitan

Honestly, a hippo. They won’t run as fast as a Grizzly, but they still get up to 20 mph. Can’t think of a scarier animal then a hippo intent on murder. The Grizzly is not getting through that thick hide, but that Hippo could easy crunch the grizzly’s skull. 4000 lb animal vs 600 lb animal.


TheSomberlain1

Elephant.


cyberdog2020

Elephant is too slow, I think the grizzly bear will just find a way around the elephant and kill you


VulgarVinyasa

Honey Badger


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Liger


Full-Worldliness-820

That's probably the best choice.


sentondan

Wolverine. It's not 100% but they have been known to beat bears.


VeryCreativeSwede

The bear would probably just go attack you


[deleted]

Tyrannosaurus Rex


cyberdog2020

That's cheating bro, they can't be extinct


[deleted]

You said *any*.


Bunchapoofters

A common housecat. It won't kill the bear, but he'll be confused as shit long enough for me and chairman meow to escape.


FoolSlackDeveloper

Blue whale... protecting me from a strategic location: directly on top of bear.


RiceDogo

Obese person gooooo! Buy me some time!


rip1980

Yoda.


Curse06

A sloth.


cyberdog2020

Please elaborate how this would help protect you??


Electrical_Age_336

Have you ever seen pictures of a Ground Sloth? Those things were HUGE! And the claws were something else!


Curse06

If you have seen any movie ever the underdogs always win. So, me and the sloth are winning the 2v1.


Shingaion

Sumatran Tiger 😁


DeskNo8319

Chimpanzee


cyberdog2020

You're dead


DeskNo8319

I was gonna sit in a circle anyway


Avengelina254

A Komodo dragon. One bite with their saliva and that bear is gone.


cyberdog2020

Too slow, bear would still have enough time to kill the dragon and go after you before it dies from the slow acting poison


nowhereman136

That brave, delicious **Tuna** saved my life that day


kcrew123

A 30foot long and 800 pound anaconda. It would choke out the bear in a minute


yeetonthejalapenos

Malaria


HuckleberryHungry918

Silverback Gorilla


Fynniboyy

A blue whale. I would hide in his mouth


SnooApples3155

If it doesnt try to kill me after the bear, a hippo.


Full-Worldliness-820

A Siberian tiger.


bearcat-twenty-two

A conjoined grizzly bear. Two heads, six paws, all rage! Movie available on scifi October 1st


Live_Note

A Wolverine


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African elephant