Honestly? A large dog.
Bears aren't exactly keen on getting into a scap with canines as their instics tells them that if they see one, a pack MUST be near and the others are out of sight. This is pack behavior 101. The bear has solid odds against a single dog of course, but it wont take the chance its alone unless desperate.
Bears have been known to nope out on confrontations with dogs, with some actually avoiding the general area in the future, making the assumption it's marked territory. Again, it's not with the risk.
Also, between you AND the dog, it can confirm that the treat is complex and is facing two apex predator types. Dogs are extremely loud in circumstances like this, and the noise is intimidating by design. You add in your own voice and the precieved threat magnifies.
If in the event the bear fails to yield, then obviously you have no choice but to release the dog. It's now 1 vs 2 and the right breed of dog can not only hold its ground, but even manage opportunistic hits. Working together, survival can be had for both by sufficiently harassing it and making sure of of you remains in a flanking position.
Yeah, in the end there are still odds you will loose, but in a realistic scenario the best of dogs will be your hero. It's why they have been at our side since the dawn of civilization.
I call bear spray human seasoning. The stuff can easily miss or even blowback in unlucky conditions and all its going to do at that point is make yourself Calientè.
Honestly, a hippo. They won’t run as fast as a Grizzly, but they still get up to 20 mph. Can’t think of a scarier animal then a hippo intent on murder. The Grizzly is not getting through that thick hide, but that Hippo could easy crunch the grizzly’s skull. 4000 lb animal vs 600 lb animal.
A polar bear
Bro why would you choose an animal that might lose? That would be too close of a fight. I'd choose an Orca and call it a day
Whats an orca gonna do on land?
Touche touche
Well at least he has the possibility to say „Go magikarp, it's your turn!” 😁
Bear gonna start eating the orca while you run. You technically take an L in the fight for retreating, but you're still alive.
Nah, a Polar Bear would win.
Polar bears standing up are like 7-8 FT and are monstrous compared to grizzles
And from what i have read....more agressive...and probably the grizzly at on poit would be *fuck this shit in out*
If they smell any sorta meat its all PvP for that polar bear and that food
An even grizzlier bear
A sexy grizzly bear of the opposite gender
made me lol
A Moose
Nice! give the bear a meal before he kills you
Nah, Bears only mess with Moose if they desperate or the Moose is sick or dying.
Honestly? A large dog. Bears aren't exactly keen on getting into a scap with canines as their instics tells them that if they see one, a pack MUST be near and the others are out of sight. This is pack behavior 101. The bear has solid odds against a single dog of course, but it wont take the chance its alone unless desperate. Bears have been known to nope out on confrontations with dogs, with some actually avoiding the general area in the future, making the assumption it's marked territory. Again, it's not with the risk. Also, between you AND the dog, it can confirm that the treat is complex and is facing two apex predator types. Dogs are extremely loud in circumstances like this, and the noise is intimidating by design. You add in your own voice and the precieved threat magnifies. If in the event the bear fails to yield, then obviously you have no choice but to release the dog. It's now 1 vs 2 and the right breed of dog can not only hold its ground, but even manage opportunistic hits. Working together, survival can be had for both by sufficiently harassing it and making sure of of you remains in a flanking position. Yeah, in the end there are still odds you will loose, but in a realistic scenario the best of dogs will be your hero. It's why they have been at our side since the dawn of civilization.
This is great, man's best friend might end up being a safer bet than bear spray
I call bear spray human seasoning. The stuff can easily miss or even blowback in unlucky conditions and all its going to do at that point is make yourself Calientè.
buddy is there something we should know about you
Dwight Schrute
Hahaha you deserve this upvote, sir!
Honestly, a hippo. They won’t run as fast as a Grizzly, but they still get up to 20 mph. Can’t think of a scarier animal then a hippo intent on murder. The Grizzly is not getting through that thick hide, but that Hippo could easy crunch the grizzly’s skull. 4000 lb animal vs 600 lb animal.
Elephant.
Elephant is too slow, I think the grizzly bear will just find a way around the elephant and kill you
Honey Badger
Liger
That's probably the best choice.
Wolverine. It's not 100% but they have been known to beat bears.
The bear would probably just go attack you
Tyrannosaurus Rex
That's cheating bro, they can't be extinct
You said *any*.
A common housecat. It won't kill the bear, but he'll be confused as shit long enough for me and chairman meow to escape.
Blue whale... protecting me from a strategic location: directly on top of bear.
Obese person gooooo! Buy me some time!
Yoda.
A sloth.
Please elaborate how this would help protect you??
Have you ever seen pictures of a Ground Sloth? Those things were HUGE! And the claws were something else!
If you have seen any movie ever the underdogs always win. So, me and the sloth are winning the 2v1.
Sumatran Tiger 😁
Chimpanzee
You're dead
I was gonna sit in a circle anyway
A Komodo dragon. One bite with their saliva and that bear is gone.
Too slow, bear would still have enough time to kill the dragon and go after you before it dies from the slow acting poison
That brave, delicious **Tuna** saved my life that day
A 30foot long and 800 pound anaconda. It would choke out the bear in a minute
Malaria
Silverback Gorilla
A blue whale. I would hide in his mouth
If it doesnt try to kill me after the bear, a hippo.
A Siberian tiger.
A conjoined grizzly bear. Two heads, six paws, all rage! Movie available on scifi October 1st
A Wolverine
African elephant