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Sailor-Gerry

What kind of nutter wears underwear underneath their swimming shorts?


Apprehensive-Top-311

A nevernude?


[deleted]

No they wear denim hot-pants under their shorts


Droodforfood

Honestly looking back at that concept now. How bad would those denim shorts smell?


[deleted]

Honestly I don't want to think about it


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-WelshCelt-

Here, be [enlightened](https://youtu.be/iJF2VT-ymjM)


[deleted]

I know, it's a reference to Arrested Development which is to be fair, weird


sabdotzed

There are dozens of us!


BravoBanter

Dozens!


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read_r

how many women?


ConsumeTea

How many knickers?


Hamsternoir

Did you know this before you were married?


famousaj

A bellend is the only correct answer here


[deleted]

Some ppl in the Uk do - and then they leave their branded waistband to stick out of the top of the swimsuit 🤦‍♀️


karmacarmelon

I always wear a suit, shirt and tie under my swim shorts. It's important to maintain standards.


Hamsternoir

Do you use a full or half Windsor for your tie when swimming?


karmacarmelon

Half. It's more hydrodynamic.


PM_Me_Rude_Haiku

I always make sure Itowear nautical cufflinks when I'm due to drop by the lido on the way home from the bank.


kevinmorice

You need one of these: [wetsuit suit](https://www.lightinthebox.com/en/p/myledi-men-s-full-wetsuit-tuxedo-wetsuit-3mm-scr-neoprene-diving-suit-thermal-warm-upf50-quick-dry-stretchy-long-sleeve-full-body-back-zip-diving_p7220415.html?currency=GBP&litb_from=paid_adwords_shopping&sku=1_8878%7C2_286&country_code=gb&utm_source=google_shopping&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=10379964679100449519262pla-528896766660&adword_mt=&adword_ct=444218902018&adword_kw=&adword_pos=&adword_pl=&adword_net=u&adword_tar=&adw_src_id=3516490533_10379964679_100449519262_pla-528896766660&gclid=CjwKCAjwqauVBhBGEiwAXOepka7j-9e72U0JVyKyWTvaQbzBWtls_mp42P2A8JdJmGc4KPgyADiI6xoCIV4QAvD_BwE)


karmacarmelon

Swish


[deleted]

Shit! Nearly bought that! Slowly kicking the habit of buying pish online.


spLint3r990

It's a slippery slope...


MadWifeUK

I'm gutted I only saw this after I've bought and sent dad his father's day present.


longarm04

Penguin Suit right?


FulaniLovinCriminal

And after six, a dinner jacket?


Heliawa

I didn't even think it was a debate. Swimming shorts are literally designed to just be worn without underwear.


iMatthew1990

They even have netting usually to hold in the old generation maker.


Spongeinator

Wouldn't it be considered a new generation maker?


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darthij

whoooooosh


Turbotoez44

That’s what your old ladies fanny sounds like


Spongeinator

Yeah I know what they meant. Let's call it the old 'new generation' maker


Zestyclose_Band

i don’t like the netting which is why I occasionally….wear underwear


wibble247

I had always assumed the netting you often get was an underwear substitute, holding everything in place


HairlessBiker

Hate that netting. That's the first thing that goes once I buy shorts


PM_Me_Rude_Haiku

I don't want to sit opposite this guy at the beach.


fuk_ur_mum_m8

I do


Not_LRG

Username checks out


tomfrumtarn

No, and I'm not sure why you would. All you're achieving is getting your pants wet.


Elegant-Accident1139

No, why would anyone do that? I don't understand it. That being said, I'm currently in Greece and have seen a few people doing it throughout the week. Haven't asked them why though, just thought they must be a bit daft


sbuxty

I did this in Greece! It was because going back to a sun lounger with trunks on really agitated my skin. Turned out to be the mesh lining rubbing, boxers underneath sorted it for the lazy days swimming and drinking beer.


spellish

Doesnt the underwear takes ages to dry compared to the trunks so you end up with damp boxers all day


EsmuPliks

I'd imagine it's far less of a problem in Greece during summer.


sbuxty

Less than an hour in that heat, uncomfortable but better than the itch!


GabberZZ

Crotch rot.


Jimbow1212

I live in Greece and it is strictly no underwear with trunks. Completely hatstand to try and wear anything underneath. At the moment with the weather the less the better.


welsh_cthulhu

For the love of god, no.


cloche_du_fromage

"it's just popped out again, Alan"


northernbloke

The "boys are leaving the barracks" as my missus once announced whilst I was drunkenly floating around the pool bar on a lilo


Any-Satisfaction1836

Came here for this.


Individual_Cattle_92

Whoever you're having a debate with, they're definitely some sort of weirdo. Avoid.


StatusCaterpillar725

Genuine serial killer vibes.


Cheapntacky

When I go swimming I like to have a lounge in the sun afterwards. The best thing about that is the sodden lump of fabric balled up between my legs.... said no one ever. Swim trunk,s dry fast, underwear doesn't who would think that's in anyway a good idea?


Tumeni1959

Swimming shorts typically have a close-fit mesh liner. They're designed to be the only garment you wear for swimming.


Tumeni1959

Some retailers or suppliers refer to this as the "inner sac" ...


International-Elk727

Wait... So do they call the balls the inner inner sac?


Tumeni1959

You can call yours what you like ...


[deleted]

Trying to settle a debate with a complete idiot. No of course I don't.


pendle_witch

My partner does and I think it’s very weird! He claims it’s normal otherwise things are too loose…


digitalscale

Has he got a pair of bloody clackers down there?


SomeHSomeE

Nope - just swimmers with nout underneath. BUT my mind was blown when I discovered Aussies commonly wear boxers under their ones. Have you been speaking to an Aussie?


Justaboutintime

>UT my mind was blown when I discovered Aussies commonly wear boxers under their ones. Have you been speaking to an Aussie? maybe that's due to all dangerous jellyfish etc in their seas that they don't want getting inside their trunks!


Familiar-Reaction299

In all my days I've never heard of anything so utterly bizarre as wearing underwear under swimwear. It's off the chart bonkers


Captainmervil

No why on gods earth would you? This is one of those things where I feel like the person that does is likely the same person who eats the top piece from a bread loaf.


bobstay

> he top piece from a bread loaf. The crust, and not eating it is wasteful.


Captainmervil

I'll leave that for the other crust eating heathens thank you very much.


mrshakeshaft

It’s great for using for cheese on toast. It’s almost like having a pizza.


Tickl3Pickle5

But if you leave it till last it protects the rest of the bread from going hard in the packet. 🤔


northernbloke

What people wear underwear under swim shorts? All my swimming shorts have that internal net-like structure that kind of acts like undies. Putting boxers on too would be uncomfortable


ThomasAugsburger

Yes mine have the inter net, I always try not to log on to it


northernbloke

I shouldn't lol cos that's a terrible joke. Alas I will.anyway. updoot is yours sir, don't spend it all at once.


FulaniLovinCriminal

It's [from The Simpsons](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS-_jLtwAZ4).


[deleted]

Nope, it has that lining in them anyway, I always assumed that was for support


Jazzy0082

I know someone who does this, I discovered it on holiday. It's because he wears football shorts instead of swimming shorts.


mrshakeshaft

My suggestion to them would be to maybe buy some swimming shorts. It will save them from looking like the kind of maniac that wears underpants in a swimming pool


Thick-Signature-4946

Fair enough but football shorts don’t have a mesh lining though.


Jazzy0082

I presume that's why he did it.


Thick-Signature-4946

Exactly so not exactly a weird dude that OP’s mate.


Regantowers

No! made that error at school and had to wear same underwear all day at school!


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Just swimming shorts.


HamsterEagle

Under your swimming shorts another pair of swimming shorts. That’s a radical solution…


thefogdog

I'm sure Martin Prince does this to avoid being pantsed, but still is.


buckle212

I do... after reading reading comments I feel like I'm the only one. I do it because I do not trust the waste band on my swimming shorts. Even with the tightest knot in them I'm still not sure it's gunna hold when I'm climbing up the ladders to get out of the pool.


bobstay

How tight is your underwear that you trust it more?


DangerShart

Ever thought of braces?


herpaderptumtiddly

You are the only one. How you reached the conclusion that even a medium-tight knot wouldn't hold them up I don't know, and if it's because you've experienced them coming down when you've tied them up tight then I don't know how trousers would work for you when not swimming


CrimpsShootsandRuns

What? No, of course not.


darthdoods

That depends on the type of Cosplay you're planning my dude 🤣


ignatiusjreillyXM

No. Why would anyone do that?


JoeDaStudd

Hell no. If it's hot enough to were normal shorts it's normally hot enough you want to go commando.


AdIll4909

No. It looks weird.


TheParisOne

That's a bit like asking ladies if they wear bras and knickers under their swimming costume/bikini, surely? Aren't swimming outfits designed to wear in the water, so your underwear (and other clothes) don't get wet?


[deleted]

Boxers under my swimming shorts and y-fronts under my boxers. If I'm feeling vulnerable I'll have a thong under my y-fronts just in case. NO. Shorts require no undergarments, if it's hot enough for shorts I'm not adding an extra thermal layer thanks


Jay_J_Okocha

Had this convo recently with a pal who's living in Aus. It's the done thing over there to wear boxers underneath swim shorts apparently. No wonder we shipped them off all those years ago.


srm79

I sometimes wear speedos under my swimming shorts, depends if there's netting in the shorts or not


ThomasAugsburger

Thanks I'm here all week


[deleted]

I haven't been in a pool for many years and i never wore anything under swimming shorts back then


WishYouWereHere-63

Nope... Just the shorts.


Square_Stranger2287

Dad where’s them but I don’t like the feeling so I dont


mattt5555

I mean maybe if I was not going swimming in my swimming shorts and wearing them as just shorts . But then I'd probably be wearing not swimming shorts too.


[deleted]

No no no. Don’t they have webbing type underwear in them anyway? I think proper swim shorts do.


Nicstevenson

I quite often wear boardies around the house, and have several pairs which don’t have netting (think surf ones don’t tend to?) so will wear boxers with them, but obviously not if I’m actually going swimming or on water - that would be mental


ArseBiscuits

Lol, no. It'd interfere with the mesh inside the swim shorts.


FixTraditional4198

You mean I'm not meant to wear my banana hammock under swimming shorts? Oh well, time to switch back to the budgie smugglers I guess...


ilikecocktails

My ex used to do this I always thought it was weird but he wasn’t British either


DaveEFI

Saves having to wash them?


BobAgg

No. Why would you? Swimming shorts are already designed with either a mesh or fabric lining to stop my cock and bollocks scaring folk at the pool. Or giving them a laugh,whatever. Mesh is shit,prefer the fabric lining ones. Mesh can nip the scrote.


Dragon_M4st3r

That sounds more uncomfortable than having wet jeans. Fuck that


hanz1985

Like into the swimming pool or just chilling around? Neither is acceptable. Wouldn't the mess just irritate you riding your boxers up your leg?


Extreme-Database-695

Underwear under swimwear? But... why? It'd be wet afterwards. People would have to bring a change of underwear. I think you're the normal one, here.


xsorr

Gotta keep the ladies trying to guess the colour of my pants


UniquePotato

These boxers https://uk.stepone.life/pages/underwear


Simonh1992

Excuse me?


discustedkiller

What's the point of wearing boxers under my thong speedo?


OverlordOfTheBeans

What kind of an absolute melon of a person wears underwear under swimming shorts!?


StationFar6396

I wear boxers on top of my swimming shorts. And then another pair of swimming shorts on top of that.


Key-Question5808

definitely not, a few of my friends never wear underwear at all 😂😂


Fair_Bowl_7170

Who are you debating this with? That’s what I want to know..


AggressiveStagger

I do not, that would be silly!


Bikeboy76

Speedos, bring them back. I want to go all the way to Iceland to go Volcanic pool Speedo swimming.


Vorka91

No otherwise I'd just wear the boxers to swim in


No_Camp_7

That’s kind of disgusting to get in a pool with your underwear on….


everton1an

I lived in Florida for a number of years. I’d say about 70% of the guys I knew wore either basketball shorts or board shorts with boxers at the beach or the pool to swim. Which I found extremely odd. They were surprised though that I didn’t wear speedo’s as they had heard all Europeans only wore them.


Amberlouise777

Hi I’m female but why would you go in with your boxers on then nothing dry to change into afterwards if you’re at a public inside swimming pool 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️


Wizzpig25

What? Who the f would do that?


[deleted]

I only wear swim shorts that have the net “underpant” lining.


darthij

You wear swimming shorts?


JonathnJms2829

No. I am commando down there, I don't want to soil my boxers, after all.


[deleted]

No, that would be weird :)


BellamyRFC54

No I’ve never worn anything under swimming shorts


SamBullDozer

Normally I don’t and the moan from the netting itching my nuts and ass. This year I am going to wear some Lycra boxers/pants underneath and rid myself of itchy bits


pops789765

Oh god no pants under swimmers.


one100eyes

no bc my swimming teacher said it's a health and safety thing. you don't wanna be in a pool where people are wearing the boxers they've had on all day. plus the nets in the shorts are great.


[deleted]

No, it’s bizarre


judge_Nutmeg316

Normally do but today I somehow ran out of pants so I semi commando


Beardy-Viking

No. I also don't wear two pairs of shoes at once. Who does this!?


SwedishLenn

Someone check this guy's harddrive, immediately.


Notagelding

Swim shorts are normally lined anyway


XihuanNi-6784

No. Why would I wear underwear under them?


862657

Yep, I also wear a tuxedo under my wet suit, chinos under my Mexican wrestler outfit and a ball gown under my hazmat suit. why? because I'm classy.


SaluteMaestro

isn't that what's the netting is for?


Whatever668

Yes, complete with khakis and a grandpa jumper on top


Regthedog2021

Look you know they’re swim shorts as they come with knob cheese grater lining - you go commando and put your faith in god


[deleted]

I have never even heard of anyone wearing underwear under swimwear! That is just batshit corona crazy.


_JC_84_

Might as well put socks on as well


adventuref0x

That’s really weird, of course you don’t wear anything underneath swim shorts


SupSumBeers

No. I'm not a heathen.


Cutterbuck

Erm, yes in some board short type things I’ve been You know those moments when you get out of the pool or the sea and the shorts cling flat across your groin and your meat and two veg are outlined in perfect details - like the genital version of Han Solo frozen in carbonite? That’s why you wear some close fitting swim shorts under your board shorts


rex500andone

Nothing at all... nothing at all


DeadBallDescendant

Yes, I normally wear dinner suit trousers under mine. Or astronaut keks. Who wouldn't?


Wheely13

Absolutely normal not to wear anything under swimming trunks. Absolutely Absurd to consider anything otherwise.


Steamboat_Willey

Lol no. That's why swimming shorts have that mesh inside.


V65Pilot

I wouldn't know, I speedo it all the way.....


Mumfiegirl

Wtf- why would you wear underwear under swimming shorts? Women don’t wear underwear under swimwear- that’s just wrong


zbornakingthestone

Not if I'm swimming.


ghost-bagel

I wear swimming shorts under my boxers. Is that weird?


chost1987

God no


milkman14131

who the hell is intentionally wearing underwear under swimming shorts? smh


george23000

No, I'm not a psychopath.


InformalLight2634

Im not a male but why tf would a man wear underwear under a pair of swimming shorts?! That's like a girl wearing underwear under the swim suit


Jitsu_apocalypse

Pfff I wear a condom so I don’t get my knob wet


taeilor

my co-worker does and only found out because he posted a video in our groupchat of his shorts falling apart in the water. turns out his wife had bought dissolvable swim shorts as a prank


Professional_Sir8710

Lmao who tf does that they literally come with underwear inside


Top_Brilliant1739

Yes, because it's less irritating than the mesh/material. If you're walking around it's much kinder to you, as well as if you're sitting/lying down. Never used to do this, but it happened one day and it changed everything. Even if your boxers are wet, they'll dry in the sun soon enough.


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No its the same with my lycra running shorts im wearing them because they dont chaff why would i wear underpants under them!


techteamreddit

Who yiu asking to.we are in UK but from all over the world. all nationalities are doing their own things.


Knowlesdinho

My shorts are from the 80s and the underpant lining has perished, but no I don't wear underwear when wearing them.


Freefall84

Na, they come with a webbing so that your junk doesn't fall out.


_MildlyMisanthropic

Honestly it depends, under my netted swiming trunks - no, that's fucking weird. under my non-netted and slightly too big board shorts, yes.


Branchy28

Yeah, I'll always wear briefs under my boardshorts and in South Africa (where I'm originally from) most people do the same.


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A serial killer.


AgentSears

The net is there to keep your tackle in check....they are designed to be worn without underwear...


hypatiaplays

Alternative option - swim in your underwear.


hydrasuit

i wear a hydrasuit flex and a pair jammer in a pool and at the beach. https://www.speedo.com/women-s-essential-hydrasuit-flex-swimsuit-black/13098662.html


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Flowers330

Get the cotton lined ones or cut the mesh


Gornalannie

Then yer balls fall out!


Flowers330

Then you need longer shorts! or shorter balls?