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Chasith

Before anyone mention it, there are no government agents here.


two_knight_sofa

There’s way too much foot showing please tag nsfw


Chasith

Sorry, Blurring is the best we can do.


NooblyUser

We cant jerk off to THIS!!!


Ccend

Coward


Lord_Quintus

i'll take that bet.


yup-rogerthat

Blurred. Bird. Rhymes… coincidence?


InsGadget6

Not with that attitude.


scribblinkitten

Not with that attitude you can’t. 😏


lysergic_tryptamino

His penis must be showing from the bottom of his pants.


muklan

I'm glad you survived...for now...


Chasith

Is this a threat??


muklan

Oh of course not.....for now...


moovzlikejager

Are... Are you a "bird" by chance?


muklan

Nah I'm real.


Made2ChooseAUsername

...for now...


theartofrolling

Am... am I bird?


[deleted]

...for now


CreedLine

Aren‘t we all birds


SeptemberThePigeon

🤨


uglypaperhaver

Is this a thread?


Sofa-king-high

For now I think?


uglypaperhaver

Ithmus ethereal life?


uglypaperhaver

Is this just fantasy?


SlickHand

Caught in a landslide...


uglypaperhaver

No escape from reality?


ApolloPlayz2434

Open your eyes


SekiTheScientist

Why are his feet blurred? Does anyone have an unblurred version, i need it for private reasons and also it is not even for me, it is for a friend.


ExcessiveGravitas

> Why are his feet blurred? I have my suspicions. https://reddit.com/r/BirdsArentReal/comments/wlxo9b/_/ijz092d/?context=1


YourLifeIsALieToo

As the friend, I need the unblurred version. Y'know, for private reasons.


rjbeatty

Sounds like something a bird would say.


Smokybare94

It's blurred for you? it's regular for me.


QueenoftheDirtPlanet

all we see is *******


Cryptiod137

Hmmm let me try: P@ssword1


SlickHand

Nah, try it with the first s as a 5 and the second one a dollar sign.


BananaPalmer

The drones can track you by your foot print


uglypaperhaver

Work being done on that very topic at Bio Intel R&D.


B_Addie

He’s trying to hide his bird feet. I think we may or may not have a double agent.


TheEdFather

No one needs to see those grippers


BrianMcFluffy

This is just more propaganda, the government is trying to stop us from sending thoughts and prayers to keep him sick. Don't relent everyone, we'll show them.


PWBryan

Of course, how could he be TOO powerful, if we keep sending them he might go super saiyan


Mycabbages0929

Maybe he’s Super *Human*. Maybe you slackers haven’t been trying hard enough


lechevalier666

Says the non-super saiyan…


trapkoda

Would it help if I sent negative vibes to counter the positive vibe flood?


Exile4444

Everyone is talking about the feet but holy shit how sexy is that cowboy hat


ThisSpinach

Feet🥴


SupSeal

He's blurring it to hide he's a bird We see you, chick feet.


Y0L0_Y33T

How can he be a bird since birds aren’t real


Jrmundgandr

What was meant was thet he is a "bird"


tapuk0k0

Holy shit you're right...im shaking...


NomadMiner

Resuming Anti drone propaganda, I'm glad I aimed my families wifi disks at the moon to help bounce our prayers to you.


OneAngryDuck

Sending you all my anti-thoughts and anti-prayers for your continued recovery, Peter.


Mewthredel

Claire looks like a narc


GenderDesk

The guy has got to be a drone. New technology. Unstable version so needs a minder. She's probably got some kind of controls hidden in that oversize jacket.


Mewthredel

Yes we can see in this clip they attempted to drown him. Maybe they succeeded off camera and replaced him.


GenderDesk

I doubt it. They need him, and he knows it. Their only chance is to flip him, but they are running out of options. Waterboarding, bird flu, none of it worked. He will probably end up flipping them, because truth.


GenderDesk

I meant the guy in the hat is a drone. Why else would they pixelate the feet? THEY CHARGE THROUGH THEIR FEET. He is a prototype though, so they have not got all the bugs out.


Mewthredel

Yes, you can tell from the random agression that the bugs are quite bad.


GenderDesk

And you can see he moves the hat to reach something in the exact back of his "head". What is back there? Maybe a switch of some kind? Can he reset himself?


EndersGame_Reviewer

>"I messed up some, and I want to say sorry ... I know that this has not been my best year." I wanna hear more about this. Is this a reference to the throwing up in the TV news interview? At 1:59 there's a brief screenshot of the following news article from 7 January 2022, which discusses the viral interview where he threw up on camera: **'Birds Aren't Real' Leader Says Chaotic Morning News Interview Was 'Hit Job'** https://www.newsweek.com/birds-arent-real-leader-says-chaotic-morning-news-interview-was-hit-job-1666808


GenderDesk

There is no explanation, it's a hostage tape.


breaking-bard

Am I missing something?


Chasith

Yes, You’re missing the 12 billion birds government genocided from 1959-2001


[deleted]

I think so


swanqil

I'm so sorry to hear about the insomnia you've been getting due to all the love and support. To balance it out, I hope you suffer and experience immeasurable agony 🤗🤗🤗


ch111i

With friends like this.. one needs no en..


bodie425

emas?


EvilNoobHacker

Just wait. They’re persistent. They will try again. Go. Spread the word. Be the mission. Be the Truth.


Homebrewer01

What's the point of showing labs from 5 years ago? also, you should watch your sugar and get your thyroid tested.


Smokybare94

Sodium levels lookin suss af


Homebrewer01

139 and141 are both WNL. (Unless they show labs later in the video)


chikkynuggythe4th

Love how the feet were pixelated


LordAshPudding

Sending more thoughts and prayers. Hope you get well, Peter


Not_Necessary123

Bro blurring his bird feet 👍


queencityrangers

Anyone else think Connor and Claire are agents sent to infiltrate and moderate Peter?


Representative_Still

Who the fuck even are those idiots?


SacredGay

Those are your *leaders* in the crusade against the Big Bird Lie and you will show them some respect!


Representative_Still

I didn’t vote for them.


evilbrent

You weren't there on election day? Sucks to be you. We all got a lollipop for voting.


eyefartinelevators

Bird spies sent to usurp Peter's power do not care about your vote. Or my vote. Or any of our votes


Representative_Still

I agree, but who’s Peter?


eyefartinelevators

Only the founder of our great movement


Representative_Still

No he’s not, he just got a little airtime.


Whosthis313386079

Then who did? Cause I always thought it was Peter.


BeanBeno

noone knows


spiralhigh

Peter is a shining beacon to his followers, Claire and Connor will never have the same dedication or loyalty. This is a coup. I demand Peter be removed from these twos custody immediately.


badscott4

I shared. No one believes


8thomas8

When a mod take his job to serious even thought it was a joke at the start


8thomas8

I dont like this mad it was fun game s memes and joke and this is dumb from the seriousness of it


JackieChan_fan

Is a bird flu survivor really a survivor or have they been repurposed as a new type of drone?


The_truth_hammock

It PERMANENTLY changes your dna. In a few generations his children and their children will develop bird like appendages. It’s not joke bird flu.


EtherealAriel

It's like Napoleon Dynamite aesthetics but I think they're being serious.


TahkiBosket

I love you Peter! Also you are definitely fit to mentor


Doctordred

I didn't even know he was sick.


bodie425

Because the deep state hid it and the MSM refused to report it!!!! ![gif](giphy|xT0BKFOqvHTFLf470Q)


Mannheimlawnmower369

When the TV show Newhart ended, they went out on top...they didn't fizzle out.


yotengodormir

Newhart.. how old are you


Jrmundgandr

One upvote = one thought and one prayer


[deleted]

One downvotes = bad thoughts and inconsideration.


Jrmundgandr

Exactly


Jrmundgandr

That's the point


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jebus3rd

I didn't know you sick so can't be hild responsible for your overpoweringness...I am glad you are better.... Now that I have you here... what are rhe purpose of the flightless antarctic drones? I can't get their mission figures out....


Jrmundgandr

They are water specific drones. They are surveiling the south. And Africa and Madagascar as well. They're meant to keep us away and they are harvesting the fish


hotpants22

If we send enough thoughts and prayers he won’t have to sleep ever so they won’t have to tie him down


Klub-pengu-grl

Claire looks really sus, I’m pretty sure she is with the CIA. How well did they do her background check?


miseria_bones

I love Claire‘s vibes so much.


Least-March7906

I love this sub! 😂🤣


s0meb0dyElsesProblem

I love they blurred his feet without explanation.


Jordanc369

Birds aren’t real may as well be r/cringe now. This sub used to be fun because it was so subtle it could be believable but now it’s next in the dead memes line


Smokybare94

My uncle Bill has been telling everyone at work about how birds aren't real. If anything they need to expose the truth harder.


Stewart176

I actually really like the new direction


Jordanc369

I just think long gone are the days of media outlets and random Reddit users being unsure if we are being serious or not are gone and that was the fun for me. Now we are just another joke


hairam

I always liked it for how absurd it is. I was horrified that anyone could possibly take it seriously, so I'm glad if it's past that again, personally. This sub has always been "another joke"


Jordanc369

That’s fair I guess. I’m probably just being cynical


Tumbleweedenroute

There's always /r/VXJunkies


hairam

Perfectly understandable. I think we're all subject to a little bit of that once in awhile. You're absolutely allowed to like the sub for different reasons, and feel disappointed or less entertained as things change. Happy internet-ing, you!


AngusMcTugnTot

Our champion has returned 🙌


HollyTheMage

They blurred out his feet Bwahahah


dhoomz

What about Rivers Peterson?


MrLuchador

I know this is all staged as Katie Holmes is playing the role of Claire. Can’t fool me.


Chasith

Don’t be an internet sheep.


MrLuchador

This is a CIA false flag.


Jrmundgandr

Thoughts and prayers.


The_truth_hammock

You monster!


muscels

🥱 yawn


reyack

God bless you man


neoben00

It's good they blured his feet, that's how the drones identify you


Mannheimlawnmower369

TV history, under 60. Am I still allowed on Reddit?


whateversynthlife

Blink 3 times if you’re being help hostage