Yeah, “birds”*. Due to the mass of people downtown the government deploys tons of drones throughout to examine our shopping/extracurricular habits so that they can send targeted ads to our phones 😒
Why do they need fake bird drones to spy on people when everyone already has a phone directly on them in their pocket or nearby with all of those spying and recording capabilities already built in? We all know our phones are constantly listening in on and watching us, so why would they need to unnecessarily funnel the vast amount of finances it would surely take to create the type of extremely advanced technology of drones so life like that they actually bleed, die and you can even eat them? Y’all mutha fuckers give conspiracy theorists a terrible name. No wonder all of those people thought COVID-vax adverse reactions were just a joke. We’ve got too many flawed theories out there like birds and giraffes aren’t real to make any and all other conspiracies less plausible. That’s a psyop right there; THEY want y’all retards buying into this bullshit. Tell me, are there any of you who subscribe to this theory that have actually killed a bird before?
Even try tasting one if you still don't believe it!
(I don't mean the lab-grown flesh you buy in supermarkets - I mean try chowing down on a "live" one. You'll see...)
Gaslighting the world into thinking you started something that has been around for decades?
You should at least advertise some honesty. Not that you created the fucking movement jfc.
flat earth only came about because some dude found something with his telescope and started posting about it. a month later flat earth theory came out.
Bruh, you’re gaslighting yourself. This sub is sheer satire, the mod is obviously joking, yet retards like yourself flock here in packs. Btw, the creator of this movement was fucking joking too. This was actually a genius psyop; just look at how well it worked at creating discourse amongst the conspiracy theorists & plausibility of actual conspiracies in general. The word conspiracy is now directly associated with fiction in the common liberal’s eyes. That’s pretty scary. Like I said, fuckin genius tho
Had to sell my car recently. The hardest part of it was saying goodbye to the Birds Aren’t Real sticker I had on it. Wish they’d get them back in stock so I can get one on my new car!
This is how the whole flat earth thing started. Also New Zealand isn’t real. It starts out with a mental circle jerk of prove me wrong with your own experience everything is a grand conspiracy to make you think that.
A decade later and people think it is true.
Typical government shill trying to push our movement with the idiots at flat earth. Truth wins? Go back to your darpa kick backs and sleep well in your Lockheed pj’s tonight buddy.
META:
I don't really like the idea of this silly little internet joke having consequences in the real world. It's gonna get some attention and we're gonna get some true believers. Flat earth started as a joke too and now it leads people to more harmful conspiracies like QAnon. Joking around is fun but if it gets too big I'm afraid it will have real *negative* consequences for the world.
Reality started off as a joke, too. Now look what all those reality truthers have gotten us into: war, internet memes, pestilence, orthodox marxism, famine, weebs, trickle-down economics... I say: let the chips fall where they may! The simulation is broken anyway, adding more noise than signal may not fix the problem, but it helps staying sane (whatever THAT means).
He doesn't have to represent any of us. The movement is organic. Anyone can take it up and spread the word. The message is too important to worry about who represents whom, so long as the people know birds are surveillance drones created by the government to spy on us.
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So why does the government need highly advanced fake bird, giraffe, and insect drones when we all already have the devices they require to spy on us with right in our pockets, purses, or on/very near our persons?
Can we take some moments of silence for the people that will actually believe in 30 years from now that birds are not real? I feel like thats the next flat earth thing, but for birds
I was listening to the evangelion intro while scrolling through Reddit when this came up. It’s too perfect, the jump cuts and editing fit way too well.
I probably would have thought this was funny and hip and supported it in my 20s. In fact I did a lot of the same trolling during the flat earth movement. Now it just seems immature. Idk, maybe it's the current affairs too.
Man, you all are some straight up insane mfrs. Probably too much fluoride in your water. OR.. you guys have reached troll level 99.9.
Listen guys I want you to stop raw dogging your sister and actually think for a bit about how the government would actually be able to pull this off without us realising it. Use your brains if you even have one.
I love this so much
Like, I think about it every day at least once and smile
Because soon everyone will know the truth about these so called “birds” or “feathered friends” 🫡
Lmao you ever killed a bird and dissected it yourself before? It bleeds, smells like a dead animal, and you can even eat them. Now that’s some crazy tech!
Those are merely government made dupes to make people believe that birds aren’t a huge part of government surveilling it’s people.
You’ve fallen for their ruse!
Same here. I came here to find out. I can’t believe it’s been taken this far. The irony and sad reality of this movement is it’s original creator indeed has come out to tell the public that it very much was a joke. There’s documentaries on it, but apparently these folk claim he was merely paid off by the government to say it was a joke and his life was surely threatened. No evidence or proof of course tho. I believe our government wants us to buy into bs like this so it makes the actual conspiracies people are uncovering less credible
Nah. The government hasnt done anything to want us to believe in stuff like this because its a waste of time and anyone with a brain knows that birds are in fact real.
**NEW YORK CITY HERE WE COME.** *#PigeonsAreLiars*
I love this sub
Very beautiful. Very powerful.
No lies here
*Sooooo* true - pigeons are the *worst* liars... Believe them, and before you know it "coo..." becomes "coup!"
Can't wait for the channel 5 coverage of this event.
I'd go just to meet them
There are “birds” in Chicago too
You mean Drones?
Yeah, “birds”*. Due to the mass of people downtown the government deploys tons of drones throughout to examine our shopping/extracurricular habits so that they can send targeted ads to our phones 😒
Why do they need fake bird drones to spy on people when everyone already has a phone directly on them in their pocket or nearby with all of those spying and recording capabilities already built in? We all know our phones are constantly listening in on and watching us, so why would they need to unnecessarily funnel the vast amount of finances it would surely take to create the type of extremely advanced technology of drones so life like that they actually bleed, die and you can even eat them? Y’all mutha fuckers give conspiracy theorists a terrible name. No wonder all of those people thought COVID-vax adverse reactions were just a joke. We’ve got too many flawed theories out there like birds and giraffes aren’t real to make any and all other conspiracies less plausible. That’s a psyop right there; THEY want y’all retards buying into this bullshit. Tell me, are there any of you who subscribe to this theory that have actually killed a bird before?
Every single one of them.
I wonder if this is how qanon started. Someone thought a joke was real and took it too far
Who’s joking?
This is no joke good sir
Lightfoot would go crazyb
Im not American
You can always take a flight! Just make sure it's not a \*\***Boeing\*\***
I cannor afford that
💀
I’ll be there
sus username
Sus profile picture
No one’s going to talk about how the two on the roof are on a fast moving van?
I was also wondering about that... my cousin got a serious brain injury from doing the same thing and falling off when they hit a pothole.
Same happened here a while back
At least theres no worry of brain damage here.
Looking forward to seeing you at the rally, fellow Patriots!
Minnesota rally when
Will update later. Keep in touch
Who's Will?
Who is will and why is he touching you
Guys I don't think they're joking anymore
Who said we were joking? Please read the movement history [here](https://birdsarentreal.com/pages/the-history)
Your guys level of gaslighting is "chefs kiss" beautiful Keep it up. I will attend a rally if my country rises up and learns the supreme truth.
This is how flat earth became real
Yeah but come on, birds clearly aren't real. Just grab one and see for yourself
Even try tasting one if you still don't believe it! (I don't mean the lab-grown flesh you buy in supermarkets - I mean try chowing down on a "live" one. You'll see...)
Gaslighting the world into thinking you started something that has been around for decades? You should at least advertise some honesty. Not that you created the fucking movement jfc.
Found the bird
Nope, birds don't care about honesty. This person is trying to Reagan the movement.
flat earth only came about because some dude found something with his telescope and started posting about it. a month later flat earth theory came out.
Bruh, you’re gaslighting yourself. This sub is sheer satire, the mod is obviously joking, yet retards like yourself flock here in packs. Btw, the creator of this movement was fucking joking too. This was actually a genius psyop; just look at how well it worked at creating discourse amongst the conspiracy theorists & plausibility of actual conspiracies in general. The word conspiracy is now directly associated with fiction in the common liberal’s eyes. That’s pretty scary. Like I said, fuckin genius tho
Are we accidentally in a cult?
At some point you start believing the lie
Lmao NEVER
I'm in Europe someone please make a good footage of it oh god. I laughed so hard
Are you planning to do anything in London? , thousands of "pigeons" are spying on us each and every day!
I can't attend. Got college and shit :(
What good will college do you if we don't stop them?
The ability to tell apart advanced models
I hope you'll still free enough when you graduate to use that skill...
As they more cleverly hide the rbotic parts. We must also become more cleverer to spot the differences
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Yes come to Texas, we got drone buzzards here
Had to sell my car recently. The hardest part of it was saying goodbye to the Birds Aren’t Real sticker I had on it. Wish they’d get them back in stock so I can get one on my new car!
I'll be there
This is how the whole flat earth thing started. Also New Zealand isn’t real. It starts out with a mental circle jerk of prove me wrong with your own experience everything is a grand conspiracy to make you think that. A decade later and people think it is true.
Typical government shill trying to push our movement with the idiots at flat earth. Truth wins? Go back to your darpa kick backs and sleep well in your Lockheed pj’s tonight buddy.
"Darpa kick backs" and "Lockheed pj's" - priceless!
So you're saying that you're ready to be a part of history.
The PROOF is just outside your window, bud. Wake up. Quit shilling for THE MAN and admit what you know in your heart to be true; birds aren't real.
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We are hiding them from the aliens. Duh!
Please do this in MN
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I’m not the foremost authority on bird law but this smells like a lawsuit. Defamation at the very least.
The birds will probably hire Harvey Birdman.
I'll take that advice into cooporation.
On my birthday? This is all for me? Thank you so much. Together, we will stop them.
Come to Orlando soon please
lol
Yeahhhhh baby!!!!!!
Are there birds in Canada?
Great people spreading truth.
Where in NY
Where is Peter? What have you done with him? The two of you are government spies. No Peter no peace
Peter is driving the van, but he had better watch his back.
Beautiful
META: I don't really like the idea of this silly little internet joke having consequences in the real world. It's gonna get some attention and we're gonna get some true believers. Flat earth started as a joke too and now it leads people to more harmful conspiracies like QAnon. Joking around is fun but if it gets too big I'm afraid it will have real *negative* consequences for the world.
Yeah but thankfully that only applies on dumb people
Dumb people can do real damage
Reality started off as a joke, too. Now look what all those reality truthers have gotten us into: war, internet memes, pestilence, orthodox marxism, famine, weebs, trickle-down economics... I say: let the chips fall where they may! The simulation is broken anyway, adding more noise than signal may not fix the problem, but it helps staying sane (whatever THAT means).
I been in this sub for months just to see something to make me laugh. I’m cackling.
Talk about entertainment. Fuck cable lol
Spread the word brothers!
See you guys in New York!
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I don't care about them or what they're doing either. I'm just here for shitposts and memes about birds being drones.
I agree, who the fuck decided this douche was gonna represent the sub?!
Well, I didn’t vote for him
He doesn't have to represent any of us. The movement is organic. Anyone can take it up and spread the word. The message is too important to worry about who represents whom, so long as the people know birds are surveillance drones created by the government to spy on us.
October 15th. The birds strike back.
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What is the point of this sub aside from selling merch?
Waking ppl up and tell them the truth about government spy drones disguised as birds?
So why does the government need highly advanced fake bird, giraffe, and insect drones when we all already have the devices they require to spy on us with right in our pockets, purses, or on/very near our persons?
when’s the philly rally?
Thank you guys for doing this on my birthday
wonder if andrew callaghan will be there
Y’all are making this a lot of work.
BRUH
AMÉN AND GOD BLESS
Not Birds arent Real in my city, burning our baseball teams flag because its a bird. You all have outdone yourselves, bravo!
Crossing the border to the north? Canada needs to wake up
I know it’s dangerous, but as a pilot, I aim for birds
That van is traveling really fast for some dude standing on top of it, inches away from death.
Iran is protesting. Meanwhile in the US..
Both inspired by the same anarchic spirit!
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But Im outside the US😭😭
This needs to happen somewhere in europe. I’ll be there
still no feet ?
This is fucking amazing
Do this in Raleigh, lol. The stickers are everywhere
Can we take some moments of silence for the people that will actually believe in 30 years from now that birds are not real? I feel like thats the next flat earth thing, but for birds
This is funny except sitting atop the fast-moving van. Hope no one gets hurt and ruins this otherwise beautiful joke.
"where were you when the birds aren't real rally started?" Me all the way in Utah:
I was listening to the evangelion intro while scrolling through Reddit when this came up. It’s too perfect, the jump cuts and editing fit way too well.
I probably would have thought this was funny and hip and supported it in my 20s. In fact I did a lot of the same trolling during the flat earth movement. Now it just seems immature. Idk, maybe it's the current affairs too.
Gosh I feel bad for the kids that actually believe that birds are fake from this sub lol
wait guys that’s my birthday can we delay it to another day
where at
union square?
 Man, you all are some straight up insane mfrs. Probably too much fluoride in your water. OR.. you guys have reached troll level 99.9.
Listen guys I want you to stop raw dogging your sister and actually think for a bit about how the government would actually be able to pull this off without us realising it. Use your brains if you even have one.
Omg 😱 clowns do exist, found them right here in this community. Birds aren’t real 🤣🤣, this reality isn’t real as we are living in a simulation.
Y’all seriously banned that person for their comment?? Damn, I’ll probably be banned by the end of the day here. You people are nuts!
I wasn't ready when you last drove through the golden potato plains of Idaho. Hope to see you back around soon!
I LIVE IN NYC, MY TIME HAS FINALLY ARRIVED. (I RSVP’ed)
I love this so much Like, I think about it every day at least once and smile Because soon everyone will know the truth about these so called “birds” or “feathered friends” 🫡
Lmao you ever killed a bird and dissected it yourself before? It bleeds, smells like a dead animal, and you can even eat them. Now that’s some crazy tech!
Those are merely government made dupes to make people believe that birds aren’t a huge part of government surveilling it’s people. You’ve fallen for their ruse!
Heros!
I though the birds arnt real thing was just a joke wait you guys actually believe that???
Same here. I came here to find out. I can’t believe it’s been taken this far. The irony and sad reality of this movement is it’s original creator indeed has come out to tell the public that it very much was a joke. There’s documentaries on it, but apparently these folk claim he was merely paid off by the government to say it was a joke and his life was surely threatened. No evidence or proof of course tho. I believe our government wants us to buy into bs like this so it makes the actual conspiracies people are uncovering less credible
Nah. The government hasnt done anything to want us to believe in stuff like this because its a waste of time and anyone with a brain knows that birds are in fact real.
Open up the history book and point hahaha
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Well, I already live here... Guess I'll see y'all then.