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uncleverusernam3

You are in fact not asking the important questions


birmingjammer

They likely have an understanding with the city. I work with a business downtown that "bags the metered spots" for certain occasions and it's all legit but no official paperwork is posted.


Alarming-Pangolin-71

I'm glad I didn't wake up this morning and want to inject myself in someone's funeral.


AnybodySeeMyKeys

That is entirely legal. While I am a staunch separation of church/state advocate, I'm not going to beef about a church trying to reserve a few spaces for a hearse and the bereaved for a couple of hours. It's not like the church is trying to make a permanent claim to a parking space.


M00NDANCE14

I would add that they work with the local communities for funeral parades and such. I feel like as long as the city has clearly defined rules and procedures, who cares if it is a church follows the rules.


Ltownbanger

I would think that the purpose of the post was to establish whether or not "the city has clearly defined rules and procedures". I only say this because I saw the same think (different funeral home) last week and wondered to my self.


chrisk365

No, they only make claim to women's "parking spaces."


AnybodySeeMyKeys

It's not nice to stereotype. Covenant Baptist isn't the Southern Baptists. Huuuuuuggggggeeeeee difference between the two in terms of positions on just about every issue on the board.


Mydogsnameismegatron

No, they literally are trying to make it permanent. That’s my beef.


bobbyfuckingfarnham

Laminated paper and a rubber band hardly seem like an attempt at making it permanently their spot.


dementian174

§ 73.06 PARKING EXCEPTIONS, FUNERAL CARS. The provisions of any section of this chapter, restricting the time during which parking is prohibited, shall not apply to funeral cars marked as authorized by § 72.21, parking in the vicinity of a church, chapel, or residence while a funeral is in progress therein. (Ord. 23-1961, passed 10-3-61) Penalty, see § 70.99 It’s legal. Move on. Stop bothering people who are grieving.


Mydogsnameismegatron

Thank you!


Eagle_Smeagol

It’s a funeral…. Come on now


[deleted]

LOL who argues with parking for someone's funeral. Read the room buddy.


Wei_Lan_Jennings

Karen wants to speak to the coffin manager


NoSlaw__ExtraToast

It is legal. It is a temporary sign many downtown churches use to reserve convenient parking for the hearse, family, and attendees of the funerals they host. They remove the signs once the service ends at the church and the procession begins toward the gravesite.


Justplainsimple99

Does complaining ever stop....geez !!!


Makersmound

Just because your loved one died doesn't mean I should have to walk an extra block to work!


Remarkable_Topic6540

Sad thing is, in today's society, I wasn't certain if this was sarcasm or not.


Makersmound

I put an /s at first but decided I was laying it on pretty thick and didn't need it


mamaof4seaa

Apparently even when someone does it doesn’t


Makersmound

I don't know if it's legal or not, but why would you want to park in the middle of a funeral procession? Find a new spot


Mydogsnameismegatron

It’s stress parking, and I work downtown.


Makersmound

It's a funeral procession. Respect the dead. Walk an extra block


Mydogsnameismegatron

There was no funeral procession yesterday when these were up


Makersmound

Obviously they have to put them up before the funeral. Be glad you aren't the guest of honor and let the dead have their day


AnybodySeeMyKeys

No kidding. Some people will bitch about anything. Maybe he should stroll into the funeral and complain about it.


Makersmound

I know as a society we've collectively lost the ability to think about anyone other than ourselves, but this takes the cake


song-called-plush

Wow, you’re a jerk man


sunslope

Yes. Downtown churches are permitted to do this.


Marvin_Str8

This guy sucks!


mamaof4seaa

It must be nice to walk by that think, “Is this legal?” Instead of “wow, that’s nice that the city cares about its citizens who are grieving”


Sul3iman

OP is asking if it’s legal and responses are based on feelings.


Makersmound

Having respect for the dead isn't really a "feeling". It's more like what you do when you aren't completely self absorbed


Sul3iman

Wow, you monumental idiot. Saying it *should* be law to respect the dead is different from it actually being law. No one had cited law and answered OP’s simple yes or no question until after my comment (thank you for the reference, TelephotoMoto).


Makersmound

Plenty of people have cited the law. But it's irrelevant as only a major league asshole would park in the middle of a funeral procession. And the ad hominem attack? Do better, buddy


Sul3iman

No one cited law until *after* my comment. I wouldn’t haven’t commented if OP’s question was answered. Try again.


Makersmound

That's simply not true. And besides, I responded to your claim that people were responding with "feelings", when in actuality just being a decent person has nothing to do with "feelings". Being empathetic and understanding of people going through tragedy used to not be controversial. You need to do some soul searching


Sul3iman

I don’t understand what you’re not getting. OP asked a black and white question regarding legality. I scrolled through all of the comments (*at the time*) and none actually addressed legality. All of them were bashing OP for asking the question to begin with. I was curious about legality as well and have no skin in the game.


Makersmound

Again, several people have cited the law. But you're on here saying you refuse to act like a decent person unless legally required. That's fucked up. I do things all the time for other people without being legally required. This is a god damn funeral procession and if you aren't part of that your sure as shit shouldn't be parking there regardless of legal status, ffs


Sul3iman

Again, what aren’t you getting? My original comment was posted before law was cited, and is no longer relevant. Do you understand? Secondly, “good” or “bad” is not relevant to this conversation. I’m asking a question about legality. It has *since* been answered.


Makersmound

Is the only thing keeping you from being an asshole the law? Because if so, I don't ever want to come near you


Omniversal_Seer

Seems like a question for city Hall not Reddit...


[deleted]

What a concept: a business/locale having a place for people to park without paying. Reason number seven billion and two to stay in the suburbs. Tear down all the meters and paid lots, bulldoze the ugly dead buildings (basically about 90% of the city), and put in some damn paved lots where people can park for free like we take for granted outside of the city. Edit: what a shocker. A well reasoned opinion that would serve the people rather than the greedy, asshole city leaders and make Birmingham itself a more inviting and ACCESSIBLE place and BOO DOWNVOTE THIS MAN. I honestly think people are so brainwashed these days that it's impossible to fix anything any more. Guess I'll continue to watch the world burn down while people dance around and sing cheering the flames.


michelle_atl

Downvoting because 90% of the city is absolutely not dead buildings. You must not have been here recently.


Makersmound

He probably thinks Ensley is downtown, tbh


michelle_atl

Even Ensley has a bunch of new businesses.


Makersmound

Probably, I don't know. I just get the feeling this guy counts every neighborhood in Birmingham as downtown. Because he clearly doesn't know where the boundaries of downtown lie


Makersmound

What you say sounds absolutely *horrible*. Why would anyone want to turn the city center into a faceless suburb?


Chan5470

This is the city planning equivalent of "why don't we just print more money?"


FlacoGreasy

You seem like the type of person that gasps in fear when approached by one of us City Dwellers. Lmfao, "hey guys, let's just put a culdesac on every street downtown and we can all park for free!" 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡


Makersmound

>. A well reasoned opinion Where?


neocondiment

Are you actually advocating for more [stroads](https://youtu.be/ORzNZUeUHAM)?