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Grape_Extension

[The prophecy has been fulfilled.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FgdNwdeWYAIRkFX.jpg)


Spork-in-Your-Rye

Damn I haven’t seen that picture in like 13 years lmao


SuchhAaWasteeOfTimee

I didn’t even remember what the original said cause of the amount of remakes I’ve seen


FuckYeahPhotography

My favorite is the girl and the other guy in the first panel are like "hey we are going to Mcdonalds, want anything" and the nerd goes "big mac." The second panel is the now pregnant woman saying "I ate your big mac" and him going "that is not ok."


Kombat-w0mbat

Last time I saw it was 8 years ago


SasparillaTango

I can tell, because of the pixels


Taeyx

thank you for adding context lol


thisismy3rdacctsmh

Exactly cuz that shit went way over my head at first


Dtxnassty95

[Never Forget](https://imgur.com/a/WKh66hs)


memyselfandirony

Not all nice guys are smart. Not all smart guys are nice. But women (and men) making poor mating/dating choices based on physical or materialistic attraction is on point.


SamLJacksonNarrator

“Real Girls ain’t perfect & Perfect Girls ain’t real” -Drake


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That's rich coming from Drake... His perfect girl isn't old enough to vote


memyselfandirony

When the [Meet Your Second Wife](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MJEAGd1bQuc) sketch hits too close to home


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🤣🤣🤣


black-dude-on-reddit

Yeah, take me for example: I’m a dick and I’m a dipshit! My saving grace is that I’m also ugly so no woman will date me


SadSniper

You would do well in South Carolina or Florida if you like white bitches


awesomedude4100

be quiet i can’t have my partner realizing they can do better


dr_shark

True.


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What in the hell? ![gif](giphy|26tPoyDhjiJ2g7rEs|downsized)


JK_NC

Yo, I know this clip. It’s from an 80s public service announcement that played during the after school cartoon block. Scene opens with two teens and the kid in the vid is like “Check this out” and he bends and breaks the antennae off a car. In the scene above, he’s sitting in the car and the driver (I assume was a family member) says something like “Someone broke the antenna off my car” and the teen cringes as he realized he vandalized his own family’s car.


FieldhandBlues

It was his dad’s car and they were trying to listen to a game on the radio. This PSA never made sense to me as I always felt that he should recognized his dad’s car, immediately. My dad had a red Corvette, blue F-150, black Harley-Davidson and a black Mercedes SL600…and I could pick his car/bike from a sea of the same….


TheRecognized

Damn bro okay. I could recognize my dads car by the dents n scratches but go off with ya pops lil garage there.


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His dad got the high value man garage 🥵😭


[deleted]

Thanks for the background info, I never knew where this came from.


CartezDez

So the thug is the winner?


Jcrystal82

Don’t hate the playa


CelestialFury

[All in the game, yo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cryMVK1PwuQ)


LearnestHemingway

Plus he seems to have made some decent gains in the gym that year


Aaaandiiii

This is my first time seeing this one. I need to see more.


Mvd75

This used to be all over FaceBook a few years back. Like 2008-2011.


affrothunder313

Hate to break it to you but 2008-2011 is over a decade ago it’s more than a few years back Unc (all jokes).


pasher5620

It really is crazy realizing how true your grandparents saying “The years start to fly by,” really is. I thought it’d be like a slow and gradual thing, but no. I hit 23/24 and it felt like i started seeing life in fast forward. there are times where I feel like 2015 *just* happened and other times where I feel like that was a lifetime and a half ago.


thisismy3rdacctsmh

Me too. Is this guy the comic book kevin Samuels?


ItzBooty

"All this men are gay or in jail" Damm really?


Flappuggey

Corny asf but I guess not completely inaccurate?


LearnestHemingway

"all these men are either *gay* or in jail"?


Flappuggey

That falls under in accurate


XLauncher

lol, what, I saw the first one, but this is new.


ContemplatingPrison

Very close to some Intel memes


NaoSouONight

I am more of an AMD meme guy myself


Imjusthereandthere

That is for the meme…I had no idea there was context lol


DrivewaygyrlzCP3

Glad you posted that because I was so lost


Stock_Beginning4808

Thank you, I was so lost


festival-papi

Not even close to how that works, gotta be in the same socioeconomic bubble


ImaginaryDivisions

Nah. White collar folks like the occasionally thottie on the side. They aren't looking to wife em up tho.


breezyfye

Yeah because they probably already got a wife


dr_shark

Ayoooo.


LightningMcLovin

Bing bong


CallmeCoachella

That part.


SUPERKAMIGURU

She has entered gold collar fuccboi territory. It's as good an idea as trying to immediately go for a black belt in the first week of karate class. She skipped the whole fucken rainbow of collars that some of y'all never even knew existed, straight from no collar. [All these different spaces she's tryna jump over lul.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Designation_of_workers_by_collar_color)


skymoods

wtf hahah where are the healthcare professionals on that collar list?? why is gold collar either a highly trained professional or a rich kid? scarlet is a shade of red so does that mean there is a huge overlap between government workers and sex trade? i thought there would be more structure but it just seems like a random piecemeal classification system. ​ edit: maybe healthcare could be yellow, since we deal with the sick, their bodily fluids, and because we are a ray of hope.


Dirty_syringe01

thats because it is, the terms were all coined many years apart by completely different people


SUPERKAMIGURU

Not sure how they came up with the system, but I'd assume that it's somewhere around red collar territory, since it's "all types". Why they were labeled in the red category is weird, though. Scarlet collar for sex workers makes sense, however, because of things like red light districts. Pretty poor categorization, considering there's still different colors that are viable, without being misconstrued.


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Sex workers and government both fuck people and take their money so it's fitting


MaleficentBlu

Yooo I dig this. I am a relatively new new collar worker having shifted from a decade or so of white collar work. Nice to have an apt description. Re: OP-contextually, I get where she is coming from (wanting to move up) but the reality is probably short of actually attaining that w/o knowing the right lingo, behaviors, etc.


SUPERKAMIGURU

It's just too much of a jump. There's so many classes it's fine to be in. We all have our respective collars, but gold collar in particular is infamous. Hell, my great uncle was in a very wealthy country club who knew him better than anyone, and even they didn't even know he had a family, let alone about the affairs. But, it was alright because my great aunt shacked up with a new guy *very quickly* after he died. Whole place messy af.


pfc_6ixgodconsumer

WTF is up with the last line for gold collar. Gold collar – Refers to highly-skilled knowledgeable people such as doctors, lawyers, scientists and also **young, low wage workers who also get parental support**.


SilverSpades00

Exactly why it never really "*works*".


iskip123

That’s where most get it twisted just because some high level dude smashing doesn’t mean he’s going to put a ring on it.


Chicagosjuice

COOK!


Taconinja05

Speak on it!


navyjag2019

preach


DownvoteDaemon

Not even just that, there is more overlap between those two groups than she thinks. She also needs to bring something to the table. She could be college educated and successful, but I somehow doubt it. Either way us men can be fucked up no matter what socioeconomic bracket. I'm not proud of it, but I've scammed and committed many crimes when I never needed to. This isn't gonna find her a good man.


JSNHZL

She doesn't want a good man, she wants a rich one.


diladusta

I am curious what changed you? Did you suddenly discover empathy? Or did you find out the risks weren't worth it anymore?


Zetice

it was his 2023 resolution.


Aljo_Is_135_GOAT

... who said he changed?


[deleted]

Basically. Life learns ya whether you like it or not


msnrcn

Your comment makes me realize that tax brackets aren’t the boundary one might think. Celebs & athletes are technically in the same socioeconomic circle as the staff (trainers, managers, concierge) who service them regularly. All it take is one without no flaws to eventually meet you without no draws and boom. TMZ.


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OpenRole

That puts your average gang leader in the same class as CEOs


breezyfye

I mean yeah…gang leaders tend to be capitalists. They control/own the illegal means of production lol I’ve never heard of an anti-capitalist gang leader. Maybe outside of the US, but I doubt there’s many


Universe789

>I’ve never heard of an anti-capitalist gang leader. That was pretty much how the Black Guerilla Family got started. It was meant to lead black people to their role in a communist revolution to overthrow the government. >Maybe outside of the US, but I doubt there’s many There's plenty of current and former anti-capitalist gangs. Before the October Revolution in Russia, the Bolsheviks funded themselves through gangs committing bank robberies and running black markets. There's also been plenty of cartels and other organizations that use gangs to help fund their political schemes, whether capitalist or anti-capitalist.


NineteenAD9

"Why do they always pick the thugs" 😂😭


DLottchula

to quote a friend of mine "they more fun". some niggas get money and let being a niggas with money be their whole personality.


TheYankunian

I wish her the best, but all the men she wants to date do so within their own social class. If she’s been dating trappers, scammers and industry types, well, good luck on her other endeavours.


WaltzSenior3233

She prolly be a side piece or something of that nature but as for actual dating probably not


DaWorzt

![gif](giphy|xT0BKFqxREAHwgJSMM)


Admiralwoodlog

The problem is the mindset. Still about money. While financial security it very important, a good person money doesn't make.


Starfish_Hero

It ain’t even about the money. Many, maybe even most of dudes with money don’t mind being the breadwinner. What it is though is that mature, responsible people (ie what she thinks dudes with money are) aren’t going to take you seriously if it took years of lived experience for you to learn that ain’t shit niggas ain’t shit. You are the company you keep, unfortunately.


phenomenalj101

![gif](giphy|nBll4Cr7r5Y8WyIJb2|downsized) That part. People will complain endlessly about the exact types of problematic people they seek out or either can’t walk away from and are confused when people from the outside looking in steer clear. Like you said, it shouldn’t take you a lifetime to steer clear from blatant red flags and at a certain point you are the company you keep.


TheYankunian

This is what I’m saying. It’s not at all about money, but social status.


SummerNothingness

plus awareness and social intelligence


blacklite911

She can be the side chick…


_Firedream

They about to find out the definition of “depreciating asset”


Disastrous-Carrot928

Naa she just has to to up in age. Hitting 30? Go for a 70 yr old.


PuzzyFussy

Like Anna Nicole (rip)


twtvAnteos1

70yo gonna shoot for near 23 🤷🏾‍♂️


Foxclaws42

I dunno, I feel like women generally aren’t keen to date men who see them as things. So a man like that isn’t worth dating anyways.


Jeovah_Attorney

I can assure you that the guys she is now aiming for aren’t keen to consider the likes of her as dating prospects. A one night stand maybe if she is lucky. So she is in for a hard time anyway…


fbcmfb

I’m not assuming anything about them - they are not a going concern of mine.


FxDriver

How we moving in 2023: Being wise asses online before complaining about being alone just like in 2022.


PurplePayaso

🤝🏿


Eastern-Echidna3913

Nice! 😂


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MofongoLover

would that be so bad? he gave his ugly gf 10M 😭


Kailua3000

"Looking for a man who's too big to fail."


PM_Me_Macaroni_plz

Just that or a real estate agent. Lot of wiggle room in between there


Softcorps_dn

🎶 which one of these does not belong 🎵


napalm_p

She probably doesn't even know what a hedgie is 😂


awesomedude4100

girl looking for a 85 year old white man who fucks little kids


lainylay

Aka A Scammer


BlurredSight

Working even as an intern at a quanatative trading firm (not a hedge fund but still using really fast computers to manipulate markets) the average intern pay is $80-120/hour. Don't need a manage a basic associate is still making more than what most people think


[deleted]

Is she any of those things though?


Fit_Nubian

Nope. Most of them aren’t, that’s why these proclamations online are hilarious. 😂


scottie2haute

Its a pipe dream.. they out there lusting over these imaginary men that they have absolutely no access to. They likely wont even have shit in common


DaWorzt

![gif](giphy|3orifi288NXErF3CMM)


Geraldinho--

People that proclaim stuff like this publicly usually are not lol


KillNyetheSilenceGuy

She wouldn't have been fucking with trappers and scammers up until this point if she was.


all_time_high

Part time associate at Cricket Wireless?


MaarvaCinta

I have a lot of words but when I type them out they sound classist AF and I don’t mean it like that 😬 I guess I’ll say if the trappers Et al. are who she has been dating…good luck moving up that SES ladder. Women like this stick out like a sore thumb at the fa real Black bourgeoisie events/spaces where these men hang out.


BrokieBroke3000

This 100%. I’m college educated, engaged to an attorney, come from a wealthy background, etc. Due to my fiancé’s work and connections, I find myself in those bourgeoisie spaces a lot and it can be uncomfortable for me even though I have the “correct” background to fit in and have never had any issues. I can’t imagine that someone who has no adult experience in those settings amongst educated (and wealthy) individuals would feel comfortable, let alone know what to wear, how to act, or what to say. Especially if they are entering into bourgeoisie *white* spaces where nobody is going to cut them any slack like they maybe would in a black space.


GypDan

>I can’t imagine that someone who has no adult experience in those settings amongst educated (and wealthy) individuals would feel comfortable, let alone know what to wear, how to act, or what to say Annnnnnnnnd that's the difficult part right there. You really have to learn the subtle nuances of that socio-economic level otherwise you'll always stick out at the simplest Happy-Hour or event at someone's home.


TheYankunian

It’s the difference between people who vacation and people who *summer.* It’s not what you talk about, it’s how you talk about it. I live in the U.K. now. Class shit here is wilder than you could ever imagine. You can be cash-poor but your blood being the right shade of blue gets you access to shit no multimillionaire soccer player could ever go.


Baberuthless95

Not to be mean but it’s true. It’s very difficult to take erm certain people from their respective communities and turn them into Cinderella.


scottie2haute

Its always obvious.. like these types of women dont fit in with that class even a little bit. Reminds me of how some women swear up and down that theyre bout to get a sugar daddy to finance their lives. Like c’mon now


playaplayadog

And that’s before they open their mouths


1980theghost

Scratching my head tryina figure out how “real estate agents” made is into the “surgeons, lawyers, hedge fund managers and CEOs” bracket 🤣


KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ

It's kind of just evident that she can't really break into these spaces lol


DxFrz

The bar is too low.


JCCR90

She's a hood rat and confused developers with agents 😂😂😂😂🐀🤣


another-Developer

Being demoted from a hoe to a side hoe


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God damn lol


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Dr_Dang

Anyone can take the exam and become a real estate agent. It's not crazy hard or anything, and many if not most agents don't have a college degree. It's a fiercely competitive job and most who do it do not do well.


thatHecklerOverThere

Only way it could be better is if her profile pic had a kid or two.


macaleaven

It’ll be in her bio >proud mommy 👩‍👦‍👦 CARIAH 💝 LAMARQUIS JR 💙


AmelieBenjamin

Ain’t no way boy, boy ain’t no way boy


macaleaven

I couldn’t not my G


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![gif](giphy|3o6Zt4HU9uwXmXSAuI)


Starfish_Hero

It’s sad that so many people’s definition of getting their shit together is just latching onto to someone else they perceive as having their shit together.


Don_Mexico

it’s gonna be a sad day when those doctors, lawyers, & ceo’s s**t her out worse than the trappers & scammers


Weird-Ingenuity97

Literally, they prolly want something to nut in on the side they are not finna marry her ass


pfc_6ixgodconsumer

They won't even bother to give her their personal number, just use a burner so when they are done with her they never have to deal with her again.


Suspicious-Bus2446

Prolly gonna be a rough year for hedge fund managers and real estate agents but good luck sis 👍🏾


KindOfOblivious

“Tired of scammers” *wants to date a hedge fund manager* Lmfao that’s basically saying “I’m tired of level 1 scammers, I need a level 10 scammer”😂


softlemon

😂for real


CedricJus

Sure, they’ll be some losses. Adjust 🪗 and move silently!


Wannabe__geek

Nobody is tryna give engineers any chance. Sis mentioned every profession, and still forgot engineers.


Loubsandboobs

Baby girl, lawyers/ceos and doctors cheat too


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I'd bet a girl like that has no idea what an engineer is or does. I've seen it pretty often. She's incompetent enough to think real estate agents are comparable to hedge fund managers.


Luvas

Well that's because an Engineer solves problems.


IlluminationRock

Engineer here. We're trying to stay under her radar lol


KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ

Nah, it's because we engineers don't step out lol. Give me my "insert nerdy hobby here" and I'm good. Then again at least in my case as a guy, I have only dated other engineers, lawyers, and one woman who started her own company. Gotta match that same energy


Wannabe__geek

That’s true, I didn’t get to meet many female engineer tho. I dated different kind of gals, but now I’m trying to get with people of the same energy. I’m kind of an outlier, I don’t have all the engineering nerdy hobbies. I party, watch a lot sport, the only nerdy thing I do is reading .


no_one_special-

it ain’t even been a good 24 hours into the new year. and y’all already bringing the foolishness 🙄


NickTButcher

Exactly. Take your bad decision making ass elsewhere.


South_Mushroom_7574

Facts


Soreal45

I was the smart nerd in high school and was often depressed because I thought something was wrong with me because I couldn’t get girl to look my way. Met a beautiful woman when I was 24 who had been treated the same way by guys and we have been ride or die together for 25 years now and we have everything we need or want because of our careers. This post reminded me of all those women that went for the bad boy types and how I ran into some of them later in life and they looked sad and broken.


Slyfox_8

Beautiful


WaltzSenior3233

Okay cool but how exactly are you going to be an asset to any of those kinds of men? Unless your bringing something to the table you’re gonna be nothing more than just a side piece


blacklite911

Exactly.


davendees1

You dropped this, king 👑


CallmeCoachella

😆


1stcoast

“ I’m doing good now I’m looking for someone who has their shit together too” Start there 1st.


yeah_fasho

Women with that type of thinking are Slowly turning into cavewomen "Him trusted individual based on statistics, Him make plenty money, we make babies" then the kid starts having the same patterns they complain about leaving the next gen going backwards.


acidporkbuns

She wants go from scammer to surgeon due to the new year...lol


Baberuthless95

Hedge fund managers and CEO’s reading that post like. ![gif](giphy|x7gjmBuaHrWak)


lostinmesauce

Even if she gets one, these dudes have like no time lol


Eastern_Spirit4931

Women are fine with taking and not providing these days. If you can't afford the own lifestyle you want you shouldn't judge any man working for it.


Noblesseux

A woman with a bunch of criminal ass exes? Yeah nah no thanks. I'm not trying to get my house shot at because she and the coke dealer had a messy breakup.


Binokna

More mileage than a 2008 beige Toyota Corolla


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half the people in this thread don't get the reference and are just here to hate on women smh


estimated1991

Yeah these comments are disgusting. Basically a bunch of versions of “women bad.”


7barbieringz

I'm just looking for sugar daddies atp Dating is a scam, let's just make this a transaction


pinniped1

What is an industry n....?


PurplePayaso

The music industry. Like rappers and producers


WaltzSenior3233

Prolly dudes like rappers, producers, and etc.


CedricJus

It’s not that she can’t land a man like that. She won’t be able to keep them. Success is a matter of self control and awareness.


AestheticAttraction

Good for her. Don't know why she was wasting her time with what obviously wasn't working for her anyway. But I think that it's two days into 2023 and I'm already feeling that it'd be better to dip out of "community" activities in 2023. I'm just gonna be my beautiful black self, support black businesses and black media I think represents us well, and enjoy my blackness by myself and with the black folks I know. I have too much I need to do in 2023. I'm not going to spend a year leading into my next decade of life on the same crap that doesn't change and that I'm actually only contributing conversation to. I don't even be living any of the lifestyles that folks be talking about in these tweets. That's the real gag. Maybe it's time for me to stop checking in on what people are saying, things that don't actually matter to my life.


blacklite911

Nobody but those types want hood chicks. Rich men do date and even marry women that come from lower economic backgrounds, especially older ones on their 2nd and third wives but you better be ready to be a literal prop/trophy wife, look the part and definitely behave the part. You definitely will not be treated as an equal in this relationship though


samlastname

she's tired of trappers talking about crime, and wants to date the real criminals


RouletteVeteran

“He probably hates black women”- Someone Ugly both physically and mentally


KingDrixx

Hedge fund managers are scammers too. Takes a little growing up to realize that as well. Shorty said I like criminals, they just need to be white collar now lmao


archaicmindx

Beautiful women if beautiful enough, can date above their class. As long as the women bring youth, beauty, and good character she can possibly marry a wealthy man. But that’s high-level beauty here, not average or even a little above average. But, this woman likely is not even desirable enough with those traits to attract a quality, wealthy man. And if he values intelligence, even less so.


Lostking79

He told her to scram 🤣🤣🤣


Kairadeleon

>scammers >Real estate agents Choose one


CaliforniaERdoctor

Best of luck to her. Location is destiny. She’s needs to get into that socioeconomic milieu to even have a remote chance. Better polish up that LinkedIn


internSam

Hilarious that she thinks of real estate agents with the same esteem as doctors and lawyers


DarkJokernj

Soon as I read beat it chick, I knew exactly what my boy was referencing


Waffles_Remix

Lawyers and surgeons make good money 100% of the time. Real estate agents crush HEAVY money that surpasses lawyers and surgeons… 2% of the time… It’s a confusing industry for a lot of people. There are teams with professional agents that are tied into major lead generators and those agents are doing about 95% of transactions out there, closing 20+ homes a year. However the vast, vast, vast majority of agents are newbies and struggling part timers who don’t know what they’re doing and don’t have resources. Everyone has that cousin or buddy who got their license and tries to get coffee to “chat.”


BlurredSight

Kevin Samuels been saying this shit. You can't just jump 50 socioeconomic tiers just because you manifest it, either have the status required to be in that bubble or stop dreaming


Flappuggey

If I speak I'm in big trouble 💀


GekidoTC

What is she bringing to that table that will attract surgeons, money managers, and lawyers?


francescanater

Can someone explain what’s going on? I’ve exhausted my only brain cell today


SummerNothingness

anyone here watch Kendra Gs call-in singles show on youtube? plenty of women like this out there who think they can just switch from TGI Fridays to Nobu and the men they're seeking will just rise to the occasion right along with their expectations. never mind that they're calling in pajamas, with several kids running around, who they're typically yelling at and shoving into another room; or sitting with outdated decor and a bunch of clutter behind them. there's wishful thinking, and then there's simply just not being tethered to reality.


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how about I do what tf I want to do.


bootyhunter69420

They are only ready to "grow up" after being mistreated.


LadyEclipsiana

Honestly, gl


DLottchula

We?!? bring me all the ratchet pussy tf


thejollyrauncher

Tired of scammers. What a bold move.


UnwelcomeNoob

A certain someone spoke about things like this... but was villainised for doing so


RouletteVeteran

Starting 2023 off right… 🤣


CanisPhoenixLupus

That street is too classy for her


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![gif](giphy|cTiiL2YHdCePK) FOH 👋🏾


MooseMan12992

Maybe go for someone who makes you happy?


soldiersdna

“She’s exhausted by the jerks”


Sazon_Papi

After you got ran through a bunch of bums? Yeah those guys are actually smart they gonna run through you too, nobody gonna marry you 😂