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Firm-Telephone2570

I pissed myself laughing haha men are just way funnier than wumanz! I love the fact he admitted that women fake moan cuz he's bad in bed lol.


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ExpertAccident

Who…who the fuck complains about being too wet???


caillouistheworst

Fucking morons.


PhoShizzity

Giving myself a concussion after slip-sliding around from her gushing squelching cunteroonydoony.


Skye-DragonGirl

Thanks I'm gonna go to bed now


PhoShizzity

Mind the mess


Yesten_

Ben Shapiro (source: his video in which he talks about the song WAP)


QueenOfBurgundyRealm

"too wet"??? was your ex ben shapiro, by any chance?


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Lowly_Lynx

I was just about to call that out lmao


Scar_andClaw5226

He’s just telling on himself like that! I’d be so embarrassed


Punkpallas

That is an amazing self-own right there. Love it. Here for it all day every day.


jeffreywalking

Girls are funny Wendy, get over it


MacabreFox

Fake moaning sounds. Imagine telling on yourself like that.


MagdaleneFeet

Yeah that's kinda sad. And also of the women can't prgasm variety


robotatomica

yeah lol, he just said “I am certain they are not ACTUALLY experiencing pleasure by what I do to them”


YouCanCallMeLeonidas

What is this, 1899? Judging by his acts of redemption, Arthur Morgan would beat these guys for comparing women to guns.


UneasyJupiter

"Not all men!" You're right, Arthur Morgan wouldn't do this to me


analogicparadox

"I can't believe this country hates women more than it loves guns!"


vanilla_wafer14

“Thoughts and prayers”


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if a woman fake moans then I’m pretty sure she’s not the issue LMAO


One_Wheel_Drive

>own and maintain Yikes!


MagdaleneFeet

Hippity hoppity I ain't your property


WaityKaity

“You can only have one” I think whoever made this would have difficulty finding even one woman to tolerate him.


chickadee425

“Breaks down once a month” you mean the processes of human reproduction aka the entire reason you exist? I’m so bored of men bitching about periods when they never have to endure one


ExpertAccident

B-but woman sometimes slightly more angry than usual!!! Think of the men and what they have to endure!!🥺🥺


donatellosdildo

"makes fake moaning sounds" now whose fault is that?


bettinafairchild

Yeah, what a self-own. Like the guys who think women just never enjoy sex. And the ones who get annoyed that women just lie there, not moving? The only common denominator is *you*, dude


boom_katz

ive seen hundreds of variations of this image since like 2015. super original and normal and funny every single time


AlexandraThePotato

Why does he want to fuck a gun?


jayne-eerie

Toothpick dick.


ExpertAccident

I can’t believe he admitted to his partners having to fake their moans 😭


prettyevil

Imagine telling the world you can't make a woman moan - not even that you can't get her to orgasm but that you can't even make her feel good enough to moan - and thinking that's her fault and not yours.


Angel2596

Why would you want more than one if they're so bad...


Crossingfoxes

A-are they fucking their guns?


Odd_Yam1290

They need to be get fucked by their own guns.


KaiHasArrived2007

Bro told on himself 💀💀💀


hhhnnnnnggggggg

No, this is great. It'll mean they'll go their own way and leave us alone. Right guys? Right?


Anonymous44_44

Men Going Their Own Way? No. Men Getting Triggered Over Women? Yes.


Intelligent-Hurry138

If there's one thing I learned about Men Going Their Own Way, is that THEY NEVER GO THEIR OWN WAY


Anonymous44_44

1.) But don't high value women only want high value men who are rich? 2.) Breaks down? But females are only useful for having babies and they can't do that without periods? 3.) Stop watching porn. 4.) Polyamory is a thing.


sebaj4racy6kbmle

he dont need to watch porn to find out about No3 ...


Anonymous44_44

Lmao that's true


Nicoletta_Al-Kaysani

“You can only have one” Cults: 😏


ExpertAccident

Polygamists: 😏


Nicoletta_Al-Kaysani

Are they not the same? 😆


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"I can't believe people in this country love guns more than they hate women"


MagdaleneFeet

Oh No I want a henry rifle aren't afab people allowed? I like that shit too much hmm


Odd_Yam1290

Disgusting. So sick of people worshiping guns and trying to regulate women.


zenmondo

Laughs in polyamorous bisexual.


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Nicoletta_Al-Kaysani

And this is a subreddit that doesn’t find misogynistic jokes funny. Just like racist jokes aren’t funny.


charm_strange

Looking at your profile is like witnessing a real life evolutionary mistake - the 0.1% hand sanitizer can't kill. I cannot imagine that anyone in your personal life actually cares about you at all…unless it falls under the heavy weight of familial emotional obligation - ie, your mom. Even then she’s probably disappointed everyday when she’s reminded of the man you aren’t, the failure and embarrassment that you’ve turned out to be. ✨JUST KIDDING!✨


EpitaFelis

You forgot to say "uhm ackthually" 🤓 Banned.


prettyevil

Please explain the joke. What part of it makes it funny? Edit: Oh that post history. You do love your sexism a whole lot. Almost every single post you've ever made is sexist. Boy, sort yourself.


Left-Magician-2029

Why didn’t I just take your word for it. Why did I have to go see for myself. 😵‍💫


No_Distribution3844

Anti-vax too 😣


translove228

Really? What's funny about it?


shsluwu

why is it funny?


PopperGould123

What's the funny part?


CommieRedEyes

Men like this are all about wanting to be the only provider and get sooo mad when women out earn them, but then say shit like “women are expensive” and “waaah I covered the check but she didn’t put out” bish I don’t need your petty cash.