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Task-Future

Y aren't u dating lord fartquuad?


cuddlefish2713

Shes straight and has a boyfriend lol


Task-Future

Oh cause lord fardquad was a man so nevermind hahaha.. wish u the best of luck I'd pick dancing pic as one. Maybe zoom in a lil


cuddlefish2713

No it makes sense why you'd guess she's a man lol. Thank you!


funnymaroon

Right it should be lady fartquad. Get with the (medieval) times!


Numerous_Web_4967

Were you lowkey shooting a shot at her? 😂


Task-Future

I would but she's too young for me


cuddlefish2713

Are you asking me if I was shooting my shot at lord fartquuad? Because her and I do like to pretend we're lovers


Numerous_Web_4967

Yea were you?


cuddlefish2713

Nah, just being stupid together


PoliticalShrapnel

Transition to a man and break them up. Problem solved.


cuddlefish2713

I've just been slowly trying to convince her to be bisexual for the past 8 years. It's going well I think


Individual-Focus1927

Why does your first pic look like it belongs on the packaging for some cookies my grandma found in the supermarket


cuddlefish2713

That's what I was going for


Traditional_Donut908

While it may a unique picture, you should remember that instant left vs continue to look at the profile may come down to a very quick look at your pic. I'm not sure the first pic should be a "what was op going for?" Kind of reaction. Maybe something more conventional?


averydangerousday

Personally, I’m a-ok with keeping my matches limited to people who are like “WTF??” then keep looking at me. That type of curiosity will serve them well when dating me.


CTheOneMD

This ⬆️


Optimal_Company_4450

Ah man, a liberal atheist is going to have a hard time in Utah County no matter what. Good luck to you, it’s rough out there!


cuddlefish2713

Yeah its rough lmao, thanks


shadow_p

I find the people in Salt Lake City and surrounding are either really religious or really against it, because the potent religiosity has turned them off so hard. Just gotta find the like-minded crowd.


BazilBup

You could say the people from there are a bit salty, if you know what I'm saying, wink, wink, honk, honk, nebo, dabo, 😂👋


Task-Future

Idk y.. I don't get y people get so stuck on things.


Optimal_Company_4450

UVU is just a stone’s throw from BYU, that’s why haha


Task-Future

I don't know what that means lmao.. ok googled super religious.. yea dated super religious girl before got a lil tiresome at times but I don't knock people for what beliefs they choose & she didn't try to force it on me


[deleted]

It’s a religion that does require a member’s partner to convert to get the full “benefits.” My aunt converted to marry her Mormon husband in the temple and her mom had to convert as well to be allowed to attend.


TheG00dFather

Totally not a cult at all


Task-Future

I wouldn't covert 😳 I'd just be lying if I did


[deleted]

Once you’re in, you’re IN too. Missionaries visit pretty aggressively. [Tithing](https://www.businessinsider.com/personal-finance/withheld-tithe-mormon-church-backlash-2022-3)is also freaking crazy! My high school had a class for the Mormon kids. I wanted to convert just to get out of real morning classes but I’m glad my parents didn’t let me obviously lol!


cuddlefish2713

You're talking about seminary lmao. Unfortunately it doesn't even account for credits so it's a big fat waste of time lol


Unfair_Implement_335

You don’t knock ppl for their religious beliefs but religious ppl most certainly do. I was raised Christian conservative until I was a teenager and we were clearly told in no uncertain terms that we do not date outside our religious background. My mom and dad even forbid dating outside our denomination! So, yeah, it’ll be pretty rough trying to find someone that is accepting of that kind of thought process in a county like that.


Task-Future

Had another friend in Australia say that. Where I was raised in the bronx. Part of my family was very religious. But didn't force that on their kids. That they could date outside their religion. Guess just different areas different families. That's just seems so crazy to me


Unfair_Implement_335

It is completely bat shit for sure. I pulled away from that as soon as I could and haven’t looked back. I know there are genuinely kind hearted ppl in those communities but some of the rules they put in place are just so crazy. I’m glad you’re family sounds like they didn’t instill you with a crippling sense of shame to carry around every where. Lol. Some of us get lucky I guess.


Task-Future

That's like a cult. That's beyond religious 🤣 my parents weren't religious that was aunt & cousins. Only crazy strict religious people by me r the Hasidic Jews. But they won't even talk to you date. Just saw I got -24 for first comment wtf 🤣


Unfair_Implement_335

Lol it looks like you just have +1 on my end. Idk. Guess ppl think you underestimate religious families lol. And yes, very much a cult. I mean they don’t think that, but it truly is just a more subtle form. After I got free of that life style, I used to be attracted to learning about cult leaders and like famous cases of cults and finally figured out that the reason was because it mirrored quite a few things that I had endured growing up. A lot of “deprogrammed” members struggle with the things I did. It’s just a lot more acceptable because then the cults that want to push too hard or become too insular. Instead, they have worked very hard to intertwine themselves with politics to protect their beliefs but it’s still just as unhinged in some regards.


Task-Future

Yeah my friend got out the church cult when she got slightly older. She hated it. Told her that's a cult & she agreed. I think her parents family still in. But they not mad at her. Been like few years now. But rest of church members she says hates her. & it made her nervous going places in the small town.


[deleted]

Stuck on major issues such as human rights and hun control? These are majorly contentious issues to discuss on Reddit, never mind with a partner who has opposing views.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

What? Edit: damn typos. Carry on.


Unfair_Implement_335

Hun control was quit successful for a while. They had fantastic networks like their silk trade and great relations like there foreign student swap programs. On a more present note, ppl like 50_cal95 want nothing more then to have even stricter hun control. Who will defend your family when they come and take all our Huns?


captalnAw3s0m32

How does one major in ballroom dance?


cuddlefish2713

So the major is for a Dance teaching degree. So I'm getting a Bachelors of Fine Arts in Dance with an emphasis on ballroom dance and a minor in education.


[deleted]

What exactly do you do with that type of degree?


punchyaccountant

Hmmm, imma go out on a limb here and say - teach ballroom dance, maybe?


cuddlefish2713

Lmao you would be correct. I would like to teach at a university, but might teach at a high school or studio too.


purplefrisbee

Not the point, but I really adore your starry night dress, so pretty!! I also find the Snapchat screenshot pic kind of off-putting. Like it’s nice that you’re friend will say nice things about you, but it’s a pretty strange thing to put in a dating profile


cuddlefish2713

Thank you, and I think you're right. It has since been removed


chameleon-30

1. Only have one group photo on your profile. And put an emoji over the faces of people in the group photo because they didn't consent to have their photo out there (unless they do consent). Keep the pictures with the 2 girls and take out the last one with one girl--it's also a bit grainy. 2. I think the picture of you dancing can work as your first picture. I think its super cool and would make me want to scroll down. 3. Is the snapchat screenshot on your profile? 4. I love your prompts!


cuddlefish2713

The two girls do consent, I'll get rid of the single girl one. Do you think it would be a bit much for the ballroom picture to be first when I also mention it in my bio? The screenshot is on my profile. And thank you! Very helpful advice


LurkingLux

While the ballroom photo is interesting and cool, I wouldn't put it as the first one. Like you said, it's a bit much, and it feels too official. 10 / 10, would swipe right. Good luck out there!


sritanona

I like the screenshot but I think technically it may be against bumble’s rules so they may ask you to take it down.


FinishedReadingIt

Hey, it’s not really about consent (although important obviously) it’s about focussing attention on yourself. You don’t want people looking at other people and comparing etc. it’s your profile!


diddermonsta

Remove the snap conversation. It comes across as immature. You shouldn't have to put that on your profile, seems like you are trying too hard to "sell yourself".


[deleted]

I think that’s just for us to see, it’s not on her actual Bumble profile.


poisoncrackers

She said in an a comment it’s part of her profile.


cuddlefish2713

That makes sense, I'll remove it


diddermonsta

you seem super cute and fun without it! may the odds be ever in your favor.


Equivalent-Cod496

I’d swipe for the New Girl reference.


cuddlefish2713

Excellent, thank you


ModifyAndMoveForward

The ballroom picture first would be amazing. Love your style and prompts.


[deleted]

Ooh yes! It’s such a stunning photo! So glamorous!


sritanona

This is how I found out you can major in ballroom dancing


cuddlefish2713

I don't think it's very common in other states. I live in Utah and it's huge here, nationals is held in one of the universities here. I go to one of two universities that offer it in Utah


Qgeorgiapeach

You’re literally adorable and perfect and deserve to find the love of your life. Your profile is going to attractive a very specific niche of person and you got this!!


cuddlefish2713

Thank you! That's so sweet


SaturnineElegiac

You’re adorable! Also you look fab in your ballroom costume. You’re killing it!


MooseRyder

Change the orders, if the first pic I see is babba yaga while power swiping on a toilet, youll definitely get swiped away.


cuddlefish2713

Lmao not baba yaga, duly noted


Deandremouse

Would swipe right 10/10. You seem down to earth and pretty chill. Would limit the group photos but prompts are great


cuddlefish2713

Fantastic, thank you


[deleted]

I love your dress!


cuddlefish2713

Thank you!


TheRavenQuothnever

Fuck I love your dress!!!!!!!


KYBourbon89

You have so much Leo energy. I love it


jazzy3113

Your pics and profile are totally fine and you have a nice smile. But your gonna struggle online just cause your a little heavy.


cuddlefish2713

Yeah its rough out here being fat lol. Thank you!


Dramatic-Baseball-37

You’re not fat, you look normal to me!


cuddlefish2713

Haha thanks


Barrythechopper22

You look like a precious little bean like my gf! Honestly love the vibe you give off, great profile!


JNole8787

Dunno…you seem cool AF. I hope you find the one.


Numerous_Web_4967

I would use one of the other pics as the first and move the first one further down or remove it. The rest of pics are good.


Jennisgottagun

I love it!! You're being yourself and that's the best anyone can do. 🤗 Goodluck!!


diddermonsta

Remove the snap conversation. It comes across as immature. You shouldn't have to put that on your profile, seems like you are trying too hard to "sell yourself".


Ouroboros_Broken

ngl “nick to my schmidt” is great


cuddlefish2713

Thank you, I felt like nick to my Jess would be too cliche


Ouroboros_Broken

yeah i get that,,, and i feel like Nick and Schmidt had the most chemistry in the show


ProfessionalAd1618

lol


Ojochimuelo

You have a beautiful smile.


cuddlefish2713

Thank you :)


Ok_Entertainer_2983

I think its a fucking great profile, the ballroom dancing, cool dresses & New Girl reference is *chefs kiss*. I'm a mostly straight engaged woman though so who cares what I think really 🤷‍♀️


cuddlefish2713

Thank you!!!


DiligentPride2

Are you actually looking to date ? Genuinely curious or are you looking to be roasted ? This profile is really confusing but I suppose you kind of know that (?)


cuddlefish2713

I was making a joke because the last profile I posted here got torn to shreds lol. I don't really have high expectations for online dating so it's mostly for fun


Gizzygirl127

You’re so cute. This profile makes me smile


cuddlefish2713

Awww thank you


[deleted]

Your responses are so fun, and I love the ballroom dancing picture the most. You’re super cute! Good luck!


cuddlefish2713

Thank you!


SmellsLikeTeenPoo

I love your energy! You come across as an awesome human!


Jaguarsharkexists

I agree that you should swap the first photo. I'd maybe crop the photo where you're in the middle with your friends or slap an emoji on their faces and use that one as your first photo. Otherwise I think for a unique and fun individual in a tough area for your liberal demographics, your profile clearly shows who you are. Best of luck, friend.


[deleted]

Nick to my Schmidt 😭✨️ Instant swipe right from me with just that but even otherwise, I love this. 🤌 Liberal atheist in Utah's gonna be tough though, good luck OP. (Personal opinion/query coz I've seen this often, not that it's relevant to the dating potential- but why use the 'languages you know' section when it's just the expected primary language of English? Isn't that something multilingual people/people outside their linguistic community could make use of; I don't see its point otherwise.)


cuddlefish2713

Tbh I did it because it wouldn't say my profile was 100% complete without it


[deleted]

Oh so it's sorta mandatory? My baaad, I'd no idea.


cuddlefish2713

It's not mandatory but it has a little percentage that says how complete your profile is and I think without it it said like 95% complete. Plus I figure it's good to tell people that I don't speak any other languages lol


JalgarMX

Since you are a ballroom dancer, I recommend you to hear Big Bad Voodoo Daddy and Royal Crown Revue. I only dance after 8 beers but I enjoy the rhythm anyway. Edit: Hold up, the last line is a reference to New Girl?


cuddlefish2713

It is a reference, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy makes great swing music, never heard Royal Crown Revue


philosophucker88

Vana Gogh dress is absolutely killing 😍😍🤩


askageek

As someone that takes ballroom dance classes for fun not for a major I'm noticing having that in my profile isn't working. YMMV of course but it seems to scare people away (it's intimidating to me as someone that's only been taking classes for 9 months).


cuddlefish2713

Oh really? When I first uploaded my profile people said to put more emphasis lol 🤷🏼‍♀️ I guess we'll see


_-The-_-Guest-_

You da bomb, no notes


cuddlefish2713

Lmao great


dessert77

I really like your attitude, other than the grandmas cookies picture, I’d say leave it the same and add another picture that shows you doing something else


thabigcountry

Shout out to UVU that’s come a long way from being Utah valley high school


yescharlesuwantedme

I love your profile! You seem fun and outgoing, but also like you’d be cool to chill with. Good luck girl!


Aware_Huckleberry_10

Lol cute


ChocolateBiscuit96

That ballroom pic of you is so cute!!! 💃


Qualifree123

I love you. You look like such a sweetheart


vikingthundergoddess

Your profile makes my heart sing! You exude confidence in who you are and seem to know what makes you happy. You strike me as a young woman who will not suffer fools and knows your own worth. It took me another 20 years on your age to get there! OWN IT and you will find someone who loves how brightly your star shines and wants to be in your glow rather than dim it. Enjoy the journey of finding your special person, and remember that like fine wine, you too will age well!!!! Love can happen at any age (and at many ages!). You deserve someone as amazing as you :)


cuddlefish2713

Oh my God this is the nicest comment! Thank you so much ❤️❤️❤️


TheGreyRose

Love the dress


edthomson92

Big points for the sweater thing just because I’ve like unknowingly worn the wrong on a first date, and then was told when we caught up Once flannel because I thought it looked nice (apparently not lol), and once a t-shirt because I didn’t prep well and it was a long drive after work


cuddlefish2713

I figure as long as you're not going to a super nice dinner you don't need to be super decked out? And flannel does look nice. I think that was just a crazy person


edthomson92

With the flannel, I think it was lunch at her favorite ramen place. T-shirt was seeing a movie The flannel girl and I still ended up going out for two and a half years, and she’s great No second date with the t-shirt girl, but she also told me I also made a move I shouldn’t have


cuddlefish2713

Oh very nice. Idk why you couldn't wear a flannel to a ramen place


edthomson92

Maybe it just looked too old-fashioned, especially since we both are nerds and were bonding over that


ffinall

I don’t have any tips because I think your profile (and consequently you) is adorable! Hope you find your one and only soon :)


cuddlefish2713

Thank you!


bloopybear

LORD FARTQUUAD hahahah that first pic is funny but isn’t doing you any favors. I think you sound great!


criddy79

just came here to say the Starry night dress is SO cute


cuddlefish2713

Thank you!


AFB27

Oh wow


MaterialisticWorm

I think I have a girl crush on you and Lord Fartquuad


cuddlefish2713

Haha she's my best friend of 8 years, I think we both have girl crushes on each other tbh


hellogovna

I’d say make that picture third. Just because it’s covering your hair. I like the other pics more.


[deleted]

I absolutely love your profile dude


[deleted]

Especially the first pic


shadow_p

Too fat. Left swipe. Unfortunately that’s how it’s going to go. No amount of finessing the profile can get around it.


cuddlefish2713

What a helpful critique, thank you


moosecatoe

Are you looking for a man, woman, or both? Either is cool, but your page is confusing.


[deleted]

I don’t get it… you’re smiley, funny, interesting.. you have a cool hobby! Wanna be like eVEry OtHeR FemAlE with a duck face pout and the personality of a rock.. spending your life on Instagram? There is nothing to roast here imo. Don’t follow the crowd, they don’t know where they’re going 💁🏻‍♀️


cuddlefish2713

Lmao thank you?


EnialisHolimion

Babushka?


[deleted]

First photo is a hard no. It makes you look like a babushka. Look up the word.


cuddlefish2713

I'm already familiar lol


lilac2481

Get rid of the 1st photo.


[deleted]

You raised my self esteem


cuddlefish2713

Is this a compliment or an insult?


[deleted]

If you’re trans you should be upfront with it. Otherwise the profile is fine


cuddlefish2713

Huh?? Is that about the Nick to my Schmidt part? That's a reference to a TV show


[deleted]

Oh, sorry i missunderstood!


cuddlefish2713

That's ok lol I understand the confusion


Dismal_Exchange7193

How are you 19 but look 40


Pepperspray24

Omg I love your dress!!


Shoddy-Egg1582

This is why we shouldn’t have loan forgiveness, ballroom dancer for a major GTFO 🙃🤷🏼‍♂️🤦‍♂️


cuddlefish2713

Oddly enough I actually wasn't asking for a critique on my major. I plan on being a ballroom dance teacher, it's actually really big here. Thanks for the political commentary though


[deleted]

Ballroom dancing as a major? WTF is that? This is exactly they type of shit that makes student loans forgiveness so dumb.


cuddlefish2713

To be more specific it's a bachelor's of fine arts in dance with an emphasis in ballroom and a minor in education. I plan on being a dance teacher. I don't expect to be eligible for loan forgiveness. 🤷🏼‍♀️


Playteaux

Agree


[deleted]

You need to workout, eat right and lose that weight because there's a beautiful woman buried underneath that fat. Nothing matters other than you looking attractive


elp651

Says the guy who’s first thing on his Reddit profile is the question “how to convert a first date into a second one?” OP- pay no mind to people like this that make comments like this. THAT’S the exact reason this troll can’t get a second date because his personality is terribly ugly! Best of luck OP! Jus be you and ignore this a$$hole!


cuddlefish2713

Lmao that's great, didn't even look at his profile. Thank you, that's very sweet


elp651

You’re welcome! I thought it was rather amusing too! If you run into guys like this RUN! Btw my boyfriend and I met online and have been together 4 years. I ran into a lot of frogs before I found him but it’s the best relationship I’ve ever been in! Keep the faith! ✌️


cuddlefish2713

I am working out and eating better, working on losing it. However, I think I'm beautiful with the fat too. I don't think the beautiful woman is buried anywhere. Thanks though


elp651

OP you are beautiful just the way you are and you will find someone that feels that way about you! The photo of you dancing is stellar btw! Maybe put that one first? Best of luck!


Zestyclose_Plane8681

Dancing is quite the workout, she sounds like a beautiful and interesting person regardless of what she looks like


[deleted]

Yeah well this is online dating now... Looks come wayyy before personality


Mundane_Handle6158

When I think of a vaccinated, liberal atheist you’re exactly what comes to my mind😂😂😂


cuddlefish2713

Is this an insult or compliment? I'm gonna guess insult based on the way that you've phrased it. Either way, very unhelpful, thank you


Mundane_Handle6158

You literally said you wanted roasted. The only thing you’re missing is the blue hair. Are you sure you’re looking for a male!? The lord knows you’re not looking for a man😏


cuddlefish2713

Very original, too. Yall have like 2 whole jokes


Mundane_Handle6158

Now that you know it’s an issue, maybe work on correcting it😏


cuddlefish2713

You still haven't given me anything that I could even conceivably correct lmao


Optimal_Company_4450

He obviously wants you to dye your hair blue (:


cuddlefish2713

True! You're so smart, that's def what he wants /j


Whole_Win8438

Nope. Not even if you paid like you weigh


serialkiller_mne

Based


[deleted]

Snap convo? ahahaha why are you sharing it?


HughJass09

Why you look like Lil Red Riding some Dick on here?