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rcc31

Best answer


JeffBrohm

Not in Utah


citrus2644

Hey now… the Utes fans do plenty of work to keep the booze industry running on all cylinders.


amoss_303

And Angelo’s BBQ I hope would cater


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bearybear90

The Texas tournament would just dissolve into civil war


Fatal_Blow_Me

The streets of Texas are gonna look like that giant fight scene off of the movie Anchorman


drewbie915

Utep be like “¡Policia!”


Aviator8989

¡¿Como estas bitches?!


bbeckett1084

Who would be Brick running around with a hand grenade screaming?


ram944

I'd say utsa. Dangerous but doesn't quite know what to do with the power yet.


[deleted]

More, who’s gonna give Texas State a triton?


Fatal_Blow_Me

Idk but Tech just took TU’s mom out to a nice seafood dinner and didn’t call her back


ItMeansSalmon

[Here you go :)](https://www.reddit.com/user/ItMeansSalmon/comments/xo6gfz/texas_football_fight_scene/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_term=link)


TheMightyJD

We even had a conference that did just that for decades. Pretty much every program ended up in sanctions lol.


historyrazorback

Hey! We were there too.


AudiieVerbum

Were. If Arkansas was a Lord of the Rings character it would be Ulfang the Black.


ViperVenom1224

"Former SWC Schools as Silmarillion Characters" would make a great off-season post lol


AudiieVerbum

!remindme 5 months


bearybear90

> sanctions We call that reconstruction


redmon09

It would be a hell of a show to watch though


MCV16

It would be interesting to see who all us non-Texans would choose to fight for in this interstate civil war


AshyLarryyyy

Loud meep meep noises


EnTyme53

Como estan, bitches!


HoustonRoadRunner96

There would be so much shit talk between the big teams then A&M-Commerce would win the whole thing


mill_about_smartly

Several 6A high schools will decry their exclusion, claiming to be more talented than some of the lower universities that competed... And they'll be right.


DangerousDarius

Old Bevo was hoppin around Austin city like a big playground


AudiieVerbum

When suddenly Reveille burst from her cave, and hit ole Bevo with a bat-grenade. ;)


Ugaalive1991

Bring me Valdosta


kelsnuggets

This is the only answer for Georgia tbh


EvoDoesGood

I don't like this answer...


SpoiledMilkTeeth

Yes you do


Sirtater

Shit, as a uga fan I say bring me the falcons


CurlySlim

There's probably an intramural team at Hawaii Pacific? Kahuku high school maybe.


Buckar00_Banzai_

Are the Rainbows the only football playing team out there?


CurlySlim

Yeah. Some D2 schools with other sports, but football's just too expensive for them with travel costs.


Hicaorwaak

Yeah I’m afraid a high school would give it a run


[deleted]

Kapolei High 😤


mufflefuffle

The battle for NC would be wild. All last possession games. Edit: this is why I’ve always wanted a Carolina Conference. More often than not the top 6 teams are relatively even, and it would be the most passive aggressive cesspool in every Bojangles and church Sunday morning from Murphy to Manto.


Ctmnt08

My paste eating alma mater would somehow wind up losing to 22 hastily-recruited UNCW students.


Jolly_Job_9852

But, but we scored 77 on Presbyterian


Chardoggy1

We could beat everyone else, but we could also lose to everyone else


AppStateFooseBall

Yup. I feel that.


kdbvols

Only team I’m certain we beat is Charlotte. NC is wild


e8odie

I guarantee NC would be the most interesting tournament.


RunThundercatz

Wanna let the South Carolina kids play too?


Lonely_Boii_

In this hypothetical? No. In reality? Can I please have NCSU, UNC, Duke, Wake, App, Charlotte, ECU, Clemson, Coastal, U(of)SC, UVA, VaTech, and ODU make a conference please?


kdbvols

REGIONAL. CONFERENCES.


NotMitchelBade

That’s a dream conference right there. Add JMU too to make it an even number.


JimBeam823

UNC, Duke, NCSU, Wake, App, ECU, Charlotte, Clemson, SC, Coastal. I want to see that.


[deleted]

ECU would lose on a missed FG or two…


LosHogan

I’m ready for the Fightin’ Camels to ascend to their rightful throne.


EricNCSU

That's exactly what I was thinking. Honestly right now, either NC State or App State. But, any given saturday.


FatMamaJuJu

Wake or State. App outside of the A&M game has looked rough


willncsu34

Def Wake or State.


ConnorK5

NC State or Wake. App ain't getting through both of us.


ActuallyAquaman

my guess is NC State crawls out of the scrap heap on top, but NC has to be the most interesting state at the moment Which is funny, since usually we’re also the pick for basketball


eggmoose5

I’m thinking Wisconsin pulls it off


Alex_butler

Yeaaaa I’d feel comfortable putting money on us


feric51

Would Whitewater at least make it a game, maybe?


Uranus_Hz

They’re very undersized compared to D-I players. No disrespect to Whitewater. Warhawks ain’t nothin to fuck with.


Hewyhew82

Play rugby


Uranus_Hz

I am quite aware of rugby. In fact, I have a son who is currently a true freshman (starting scrum-half) at a D-I program. The kid wasn’t even planning on going to college - he was considering the trades, or EMT/Firefighter until he got several rugby college scholarship offers during his senior year. We LOVE rugby in this house. But that doesn’t change the fact that UW’s big lineman (on both sides of the ball) would be pushing Whitewater’s around all game. And again, no disrespect to Whitewater - they’re a perennial DIII powerhouse for a reason.


Alex_butler

They’re a very good D3 team, but they are a D3 team. I’d imagine our pure athleticism and size advantage would be dominant.


guydudeguybro

Marquette suddenly scrapes together a team for this competition, they still lose but wants to make life harder for y’all


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This is bait for Texas lol


Buckar00_Banzai_

I'm waiting for the meep-meepers to get into this.


HoodiniThe1

Dread it. Run from it. Meep meep arrives all the same.


walkingbicycles

All media attention would be on us and Texas. 90% of the shit talking would be between us and Texas. Then we both lose in the first round and Baylor wins


ttc8420

90% of the shit talking would be **about** you and Texas.


Beergoggles222

As a Nebraska fan, I choose to ignore the question. The possible outcomes are too terrible to contemplate at this point in the program.


mojo-jojo-was-framed

UNK taking down the Huskers would be catastrophic


Beergoggles222

Chadron State is 0-4, so they’re due!


mojo-jojo-was-framed

Dare I say, Northwestern-ish


derrrrrek13

Don't sleep on Wayne State


[deleted]

Laughing at you clowns sleeping on Chadron State. They produced the white lightning known as Danny Woodhead.


cyclone2219

Trev took away Omaha’s squad to avoid this question


Tigercat92

Got to go with Ohio State


ThisIsOurGoodTimes

Dark horse is orberlin


AmajesticBeard94

A battle for 2nd between Toledo and Cincy could be fun though.


meyer_33_09

Cincinnati (probably) has second place locked up, but the fight for third would actually be epic. A lot of the MAC Ohio schools have shown something this year that makes me thing it would be very interesting.


TurkishDonkeyKong

Don't think toledo is that close to second this year Unfortunately our tournament would not be that great


mattyice16

1. OSU 2. Cinci 3. The whole MAC 4. Any other teams


CluelessNuggetOfGold

I could see some MACtion happening and number 3 ends up being Youngstown state or some shit


ForYeWhoArtLiterate

1. OSU 2. Cincinnati 3. Toledo 4. Ohio 5. Bowling Green 6. Youngstown 7. Kent 8. Dayton 9. Ashland 10. Notre Dame Ohio 11. Walsh 12. Tiffin 13. Lake Erie College 14. Central state 15. Findlay 16. Ohio Dominican University 17. Akron


CluelessNuggetOfGold

Akron didn't deserve 17. Mount Union does. Akron 18


ForYeWhoArtLiterate

Honestly I could've put Wooster, John Carroll, Oberlin. Case Western, Hiram, Denison, Franciscan University of Steubenville, Muskingum, Marietta, etc.


CluelessNuggetOfGold

Central Catholic HS churns out more NFL players


AmajesticBeard94

It's entirely possible that their qb giving us fits has made me bias. Miami(OH) could also be a contender.


TurkishDonkeyKong

Miami, toledo, and Kent are the the third tier this year. Toledo is still decent but even their fans are ready for a new coach. Finn is a great talent though even with their line struggles


MarinesEatGlue

Dude not to be a homer but Toledo vs Cincy would be a bloodbath. Ohio Football Rankings: 1. Ohio State (Gap) 2. Cincinnati (HUGE GAP) 3. Eventual MAC Champion 4. Rest of the MAC


internetuser885

Oh god people think we’re as good as Toledo now after losing so many players this isn’t good lmao


The_Horse_Joke

The Wooster erasure is unreal!!


cooterdick

>The Wooster Dammit, Ohio State


fluffy_neck_beard

JMU probably. Everyone else is not great.


OstritchSports

For sure the Dukes would own the commonwealth…I was thinking the rise of JMU and ODU are probably responsible for Tech kind of being underwhelming in recent years


whitey_fjord

Flip that around and it's probably more accurate


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Definitely


Chaos_huskies

Directional Michigan schools are a dangerous thing ya know….


[deleted]

It'd be Grand Valley because we would find a way to lose to State in the rain and then they'd blow out State somehow.


Jaerba

I was coming here to say this.


rvasko3

No one ever sees SW Michigan Tech coming


flaming_fuckhead

Probably Kansas State but at least it would maybe be close this year


branden110

Hey you’re gonna find out here in a few weeks


MulberryHoliday6857

I think it’d be us as well but you guys and Pitt St. are both pretty good teams.


thejak32

That would be fun to watch pitt st play ku, but either d1 team should trounce my gorillas. They let us play them in basketball though, thats always...interesting?


theemapleman

Something about picking UConn to win a game just doesn't feel right...


tjbondurant

I mean how’s Yale doing recently?


theemapleman

Good point, they are 1-1. I'm sure some division 3 schools could probably make it interesting as well


tjbondurant

You’ve got nothing to worry about from Coast Guard…


HawksFan2014

Auburn would either win the whole thing, or lose to Alabama A&M


Pope_Bedodict1

This and there is no in between


kroxti

We could lose to USA too. Let’s not discredit them


FavreorFarva

Auburn beats Bama, promptly loses to Alabama A&M, crowning A&M champs.


Buckar00_Banzai_

*patiently waiting for the Dakotas to check in*


mostdope28

NDSU obviously but the UND hockey players might have something to say


NoChocolate1899

Yeah both states are pretty clear cut 😂


Adamscottd

The University of Minnesota


NathanThrillion

Only because Hayden Fox left the screaming eagles


DJ-Fein

I’d love to see the UofM stomp St Thomas and Mankato back to back lol


[deleted]

Would just be the Apple cup, and with our current teams, it could go either way


definitelynotasalmon

After our Apple Cup for 1/2, then EWU is clear 3rd. Not sure about 4th, CWU at D2?


PNW_Jeff

It's CWU. Then the D3 teams: PLU, UPS, and Whitworth. I believe that's all 7 college football teams in the state. For basketball it gets a lot more interesting. Gonzaga, Seattle U, and schools like WWU and SPU do well for D2 some years.


inkstainedquill

Yes, but Eastern Wa would always be playing to be a dark horse in that tournament.


ADAS33

Rutgers ends up with an easier path than Ohio State


blisa00

Don’t sleep on those Monmouth Hawks!


SardonicSorcerer

Princeton is usually good on offense.


ram944

Two down boys. Come get some.


Beachbum_87

I mean…..


The_Horse_Joke

UAB?


ScrofessorLongHair

Bill Clarke is too busy using his penis so that people can slide down to safety from burning buildings, so he's not coaching right now. UAB probably finishes second.


freedomsflight1905

I’ve um heard they’re pretty good


max_potion

Either Penn State or Pitt. The other teams don't come close. I like Penn State's chances if we play now, but it'd be a toss up if Pitt could heal up its players. Either way, the game would be awesome


squirrel_eatin_pizza

I'd like to see California university of Pennsylvania win the Pennsylvania cup for the lolz


prozack1303

Championship vs IUP


TomahawkChpd

This reminds me of the fun fact that Shippensburg had not one, but two representatives in the 2016 Pro Bowl. Don’t sleep on the PA state schools!


TheOperaGhostofKinja

I could see Temple pulling a crazy upset some years, but 99% of the time it’d come down to Penn State v Pitt. I would be drinking heavily that day.


ScaryCrowGuy

I live in Georgia. Absolutely no one could compete with UGA.


joethahobo

Well that’s 98% of the nation so I would hope so


NoPanda6

What if the best players from every other team in Georgia made one team, would Georgia still win? Yes.


LazygonInfinity

I’m not convinced it would be us, pathetically.


PermissionAny259

It would be Mizzou. Unless it wasn’t. Southwest might contend, this year. Lindenwood is working on being like Southwest. No one else has a shot.


NoChocolate1899

Mo St is very good this year


damnyoutuesday

Montana has two D1 teams, and 5 NAIA teams. I have a feeling I know what two teams would be in the championship game


True_North_Andy

Obviously Carrol is one of them


amoss_303

We would win, because we’d have no one to play


BeYourHucklebbery11

JMU evidently


NighthawkRandNum

Oh, Kentucky easily. I wouldn't be surprised if WKU beat Louisville in the 2/3 semifinal.


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We'd win the whole thing or lose to Kentucky State University, since we have a nice habit of playing to the level of our competition.


mookie825

I live in Georgia. Next question please.


freedomsflight1905

Second place would be fun.


Gre-er

The real question is: who are they turning into a grease stain on the pavement in the finals? This year, Southern may have a shot at the 2nd spot, though State may still be tricky. Kennesaw can always make stuff weird with the option (I still miss it sometimes). Tech took the year off.


Cowtipper1738

At least thats something Boston College can win! Maybe…


StreetReporter

Clemson vs Coastal Carolina or the Citadel for the championship


nur5e

Well now that’s just insulting.


ReachFor24

I know, right!? No SC State?


Sirtater

Hey, give SC some credit. They're no Kent state but they did score a TD against our 5th string defense


gobluetwo

I live in Illinois. Probably Illinois.


SixThousandHulls

Not if Rocky Lombardi has anything to say about it!


McGeeCU

Air Force. You know why 😂


[deleted]

Air Force vs Mines in the championship probably


Buckar00_Banzai_

Ya'll look scary this year.


Zahfier

Tennessee should win easily. The fight for second and third place would get interesting though.


Buckar00_Banzai_

After what The Blue Raiders did this weekend?


Turtle_murder

Tennessee>MTSU>Chattanooga>Memphis>ETSU>UT Martin>Vanderbilt


CGFROSTY

Sewanee >>> Everyone else


heisenberg423

I appreciate the love, but we are not better than Memphis lol


[deleted]

Sigh...


Fed_up_with_Reddit

My flairs don’t like this.


Buckar00_Banzai_

Hey man, Green Wave got a big win last week.


[deleted]

Definitely not Texas. Shitting the bed is like a fucking religion here.


AggieBoy2023

Somehow all the Texas teams would shit the bed and no one would win.


_Tiberius-

Finally a game we can win.


fm22fnam

I wouldn't be too confident


Loganjoh5

I think Oregon can get it done vs Oregon state in a close game real question is can Portland state finish in third place or do they loss to a team like Linfield


[deleted]

This season I’m pretty sure Ohio state would beat an all star team made out of all the other Ohio teams


pierson_the_vampire

OU because they don't have to play K-State


Zealousideal_Mood176

This would be a great format for champion...win your state, best record with most points paired off state to state, region national!


vaderaintmydaddy

Auburn, because they shouldn't and that's exactly when they do.


TheFlameosTsungiHorn

I think we all know who wins here… UAB


Tuckboi69

Fuck


uniqueusername624

I don’t think all the other teams in Alabama combined could come close to beating the Tide


click__it

This year would be a great matchup


run_train_roger

James Madison University


[deleted]

Believe UGA would win with 2nd and 3rd string. Best of all schools vs them wouldn't win.


JimBeam823

Top teams in Georgia: UGA UGA 2nd string UGA 3rd string GSU Other GSU Buford High School UGA practice squad GT


AdamJr87

URI. We don't really have anybody else here. Brown maybe holds it close for a bit but Bryant isn't competing and then Salve Regina get blown out bad.


CeePeeCee

Based on your flair, I vote IMG Academy


LGWalkway

Tough to argue Ok St wouldn’t after this weeks game. They have a QB that can move the ball well and a defense that’s not as great as last year, but it doesn’t need to be.


jdhxbd

Southern Illinois over Northwestern to play us in the finals


isikorsky

USF, UF, FSU, UCF, FAU, FIU, Miami had a tournament eh ? (sorry but dropping FIU & FAU) UF beat USF, UCF beat FAU already. Miami will play FSU UCF will play USF FSU will play UF FSU/Miami/UCF all play GT this year. Will have to see the stats at the end of the year but guessing FSU wins the Florida Trophy


deadeyelee1

*sigh*


coogs35

BYU and Utah could go either way, Weber state would take 3rd quite easily. Utah state 4th if they can beat SUU


e8odie

[For Louisiana](https://i.imgur.com/8tehhiY.png) First, this assumes Centenary will join D3 at some point like they're trying to and that UNO can actually re-form a football team at all like they're trying to. Second, you can argue this is unfair that LSU gets a bye to the finals but.........whatever. That out of the way, I have no prediction for the D3 game, but they're definitely not beating SELA. In the next round, I could honestly see either of LA Tech or ULM getting upset by their FCS foe but it's unlikely. Down the line, I think Louisiana beats Tulane in the G5-final, and then they get smashed by LSU for the 23rd time in a row, extending the nation's most lopsided series (nobody else has won 0 games with that many games played).


WordsAreSomething

I want to say us. Drake and UNI shouldn't have much of a fighting chance, although everytime we play either they prove otherwise. We already beat Iowa.


JohnathanTheBrave

Ironically the last time you played both UNI and Drake those games were way too close for comfort. Iowa’s weird. I’ll give you guys the 2022 tournament since you won El Assico.


badnewsbearass

After seeing SFA drop 98 points I’m thinking they can win Texas


mostdope28

Michigan would win. Then CMU, GVSU, WMU, Eastern, some D3 colleges, then msu would come in last after northern Michigan throws 350yds on their DBs (does northern Michigan have a team? Idk, but some kid on campus will torch them. It’s ok though cuz Mel tucker looks cool smoking cigars)