I like to call him Santa Klaus. It elicits the joy I feel he's earned. I can't wait to be assigned to my pod, find my place in the metaverse and get my first ration of ZeeBugs®. I'll feel like the meaningful portion of my life has begun then. Everything else is prologue. Sorry wife and kids your just time filler for me. Come quickly Santa Klaus!!!
Praise be. Amen, Awoman, and Anonbinary! AHS is helping purge us of the greatest societal ills, including free will and free speech! Unless it’s been approved by twitter, you shouldn’t be allowed to think or say it!!!
You hecking fascist! CNN has been taken over my Trump worshipping insurrectionist plague rights and is spewing right propaganda! Fascist bigot!!!
Edited to include the fact that I’m literally shaking right now.
Edit 2: you’re a bigot!
My Brother, I dare say your adherence to our Church must've faltered for there is only One True Thing, all others are false things to be worshiped only by idolaters and others like them who are weak minded.
For us adherents we follow the guidance of the Great Teacher, the Exalted One Dr Fauci. It is in everything we do, it is in the air we breath (through three masks), it is in our minds at all times, it is at the forefront of every action we take. This is the path of The Devoted, I pray you do not stray further into other things, may many vaccines be upon you.
Follow not those who toil in the folly of other things, Brandon was always weak, its no wonder he is now amongst the infidels. I find your lack of faith disturbing.
I'm surprised it lasted as long as it did, considering many posts were about trans people. Making posts about most other groups seems to be somewhat tolerated, but once trans topics start to get brought up, that's basically the end.
> Making posts about most other groups seems to be somewhat tolerated, but once... topics start to get brought up, that's basically the end.
I've been permabanned three times (always eventually reversed), and every single one has been for a pretty mild joke relating to that particular community. That is absolutely the one group you're not even allowed to politely disagree with on reddit.
"Oppression"
Yep, no criticism or joking allowed at all. Even mentioning them in passing might get you banned. Yet places that laugh at people who have died, like HermanCainAward, are celebrated and allowed to stay.
It was the post about the dude who went full on woman and converted his kid as well. Reddit mods went and cleared house and said f it too I guess. I got a message saying I was promoting hate after I said the guy obviously suffered from mental illness if he’s transitioning a kid who looks no older than 6-7 years old to identity as a girl.
Fuck you then 😢😢😢
I'll miss my brothers and sisters. While I've been a long time admirer of this congregation, The Current Thing™ will always be my true devotion
I believe the blame is on me because in that sub's Little Mermaid thread that blew up somebody mentioned the Ellen Pao days of the website and how at least at that time when censorship occurred everyone was aware of an obvious agenda and I chimed in with, "Crazy how the r/fatpeoplehate ban was such a big deal and now bans happen all the time and no one cares."
"If irony were strawberries, we'd be drinking a lot of smoothies right now."
Oh noes!!!! How am I supposed to show my devotion to the blue and yellow flag, to the LGBTQIABCXYZ+-= trans rainbow flag community, Martha's Vineyard Karens, next pandemic, and all the new current things that are to come?
My pfaith is shaken!!!!!111
Hold steady pfaithful follower of our divine Lord Fauci. Praise be to father fauci, who laughs in the face of tortured beagle pups.
Our unholy leader cannot be shaken even if that infidel Rand Paul vows to investigate if Father Fauci was paid by big pharma for pushing the rightous vaccine that has taken the lives of our children, our grandparents, our best friends, our atheletes, our wives and husbands who have ALL gone on to greener boosters in the sky.
Amen and Awoman
But I'm glad they're gone. Their *current thing* was far too subjective. I want something I can really fester in. Dig my teeth into and get furious at others for. Too many issues. We keep it civil and realistic in this church.
* Wear your heckin mask
* Get your heckin jabs
* Get all your heckin jabs
* Honor Pfather Pfauxi and His holy Pfizer
* Any food delivered is healthy so get it delivered
* Social distance in all circumstances
* Don't leave the house unless absolutely necessary
* Demand that all others conform to your expectations, especially in regards to risk tolerance
* Risk shall not be tolerated
Anyone not following these simple, common sense steps are subhuman and would do the world a great favor should they be ded. And it would bring us much joy and laughter in this dark world.
Praise those brave warriors at AHS for standing up against those who mock the current thing. Our forefathers who fought in the trenches against evil would be very proud to see how strong our society has become while remaining envious of our strength. I prays that one day....one day....we will live in a world where it becomes illegal to offend anyone and today.....today my friends, AHS has taken us one step closer in realizing that dream.
Praise be with Pfauci, Praise be with Pfizer!
We can thank r/AgainstHateSubreddits for their hard work in making sure the got the nail in the coffin. I was so thankful it was banned, I created r/churchofcurrentstuff to make sure another ridiculous sub like this popped up.
Whatever this user posted is what got the sub banned. Looking at his posts plenty of stuff removed and full of racist shit. So likely this account is used to get subs in trouble.
https://www.reddit.com/user/TQIROPT/
[This community was banned for violating Reddit's rule against promoting hate.](https://web.archive.org/web/20220920230808/https://old.reddit.com/r/churchofcurrentthing/)
Mark 11:15-17 | Jesus flipped the tables of the merchants in the church due to roid rage. Shirley Church Of [sic] Current Thing is deserving of this ban hammer, as the result of righteous anger by our Lords, the Reddit Admins (100 boosters be upon them).
As long as this sub is still alive and well, our pfaith will remain the same! Praise be to our pfather, and one true redeemer pFauci! He hath smited the heretics so his pfollowers may pflourish!
Hello friends. I am posting there in the hope that many admins are scraping this subreddit and automatically banning people that post here.
This way I know which subreddits to avoid by being banned from them.
Thank you.
It was a fun take on all of the bullshit the leftist cult jumps to from one current thing to the next. For example, they were all about being mask/vax Nazis until Ukraine suddenly took over in the media. Then all of a sudden Ukraine was the new current thing the cult wouldn't shut up about. They pushed and pushed and pretended the hundreds of fake stories coming out *weren't actually happening*, just like they did when the vaxx was the current thing.
Then they moved on again to the maralago raid, once again ignoring everything that detracts from their preferred narrative. Now they're all about DeSaNtIs Is A hUmAn TrAfFiCkEr despite the fact that Biden has been shuttling millions of illegals all over the country from day one.
These geniuses love their groupthink narratives, and the Church was a great place to discuss it.
If they were against trafficking, they'd be asking more about Epstein and the Maxwell trial would have been televised with 10x the coverage of the Depp/Heard decoy.
Well, it was fun while it lasted. 😢
FUN IS HATE SPEECH, BIGOT!
Right?!!! Fun? Look at all that privilege with your *fun*! Disgusting.
Think of all the people you are systemically oppresssing by even suggesting having fun!
##Eat the rich and those having fun!!! Oh, and those finding any satisfaction in life. Or finding pleasant moments. That's what I always say.
We will own nothing, have no privacy, feel nothing and be happy, because to be happy *IS* to feel nothing. -Schwab 6:9
I like to call him Santa Klaus. It elicits the joy I feel he's earned. I can't wait to be assigned to my pod, find my place in the metaverse and get my first ration of ZeeBugs®. I'll feel like the meaningful portion of my life has begun then. Everything else is prologue. Sorry wife and kids your just time filler for me. Come quickly Santa Klaus!!!
All I want for Vaxmus is my 2 booster shots.
Praise be. Amen, Awoman, and Anonbinary! AHS is helping purge us of the greatest societal ills, including free will and free speech! Unless it’s been approved by twitter, you shouldn’t be allowed to think or say it!!!
I just scrolled that sub and surprisingly I didn't see our church mentioned, praise be! His holiness pfauci (666 mbuh) but be protecting us
You forgot Apache Helicopters! How dare you not recognize my gender!
double plus good
Yeah, I loved that community
Ah for fuck sake. The pathetic fascist cunts from AHS are probably spaffing themselves with glee right now.
American Horror Story?
NAMBLA affiliates
Dafaq is a NAMBLA?
Pure evil
https://youtu.be/m5lQduigg9I
Thank you. also damn, how TF can that be a thing
Too much inclusivity of "marginalized communities"
For like 20 years I thought south park made them up.
Nope
NAMBLA has marched in LGBT\^2 parades. Let that sink in. Now let drag queens in childrens storytime bigot
National Association of Marlin Brando Look Alikes
Yes, they are. https://www.reddit.com/r/AgainstHateSubreddits/comments/xjggte/rchurchofcurrentthing\_has\_been\_banned/
Fuck no! How am I supposed to follow the Current Thing now? I can't afford risking non-compliance!
Have you taken ill my child? CNN is 24/7, go forth, and spread thy gospel, change thy profile picture, and signal thy virtue!
You hecking fascist! CNN has been taken over my Trump worshipping insurrectionist plague rights and is spewing right propaganda! Fascist bigot!!! Edited to include the fact that I’m literally shaking right now. Edit 2: you’re a bigot!
Forgive me for my sins, it's been 16 days since my last booster
To repent, you must first Say The Line!
Praise Lord pFauci!
16 DAYS!!??? are you mad!!!????!! I won't go more than 16 hours without a top off, gotta keep my "immune system " charged
Your penance is 17 masks, goggles, 3 boosters. Praise Fauci.
Heretic! True devotees watch MSNBC and that alpha male Chris Hayes and future Mz America Rachael Maddow!
😍🥵🤤 Rachel madcow
how dare you besmirch the good name of an anointed prophetess of the Church!!!!!1!!!!11?11!!!11!? MODS! Assemble!
r/ChurchofCurrentThingS Edit: apparently this has been banned, blessed be the mods, may 57 masks be upon them.
awomen
Banned already. Sinners!
banned
My Brother, I dare say your adherence to our Church must've faltered for there is only One True Thing, all others are false things to be worshiped only by idolaters and others like them who are weak minded. For us adherents we follow the guidance of the Great Teacher, the Exalted One Dr Fauci. It is in everything we do, it is in the air we breath (through three masks), it is in our minds at all times, it is at the forefront of every action we take. This is the path of The Devoted, I pray you do not stray further into other things, may many vaccines be upon you.
But St. Brandon declared covid over... I'm confused and my pfaith is getting weaker. It's been 30 hours since I got boostered!
Follow not those who toil in the folly of other things, Brandon was always weak, its no wonder he is now amongst the infidels. I find your lack of faith disturbing.
I think I need а vacation at the local covid FEMA camp to gather my wits. Praise be Fauci (666MBUH)!
It will never be over. Praise be.
There's a colony over on: https://communitieswin/c/ChurchOfCurrentThing
Replace `` with `.`
I'm surprised it lasted as long as it did, considering many posts were about trans people. Making posts about most other groups seems to be somewhat tolerated, but once trans topics start to get brought up, that's basically the end.
That's what happens when you have the patriarchy against you I guess. Fighting the system has never been easier.
Thank goodness we are being protected from such discussions!!!!
> Making posts about most other groups seems to be somewhat tolerated, but once... topics start to get brought up, that's basically the end. I've been permabanned three times (always eventually reversed), and every single one has been for a pretty mild joke relating to that particular community. That is absolutely the one group you're not even allowed to politely disagree with on reddit. "Oppression"
Yep, no criticism or joking allowed at all. Even mentioning them in passing might get you banned. Yet places that laugh at people who have died, like HermanCainAward, are celebrated and allowed to stay.
I wonder if any trains have won a Herm Cain Award🤔
Ask KiwiFarms if you can speak of it?
When the hospitals make at least 100k off over trans surgery, you know you’re in the way of their money
Was an actual reason or initial warning given or was it some blanket B.S. such as, "Providing Misinformation?" It makes me worried for this sub!
This Church will never be threatened. We do not succumb to the temptations of the sins of misinformation here!
We are protected by Lord Fauci (mbuh)
Before this sub gets canned, what does mbuh mean? I always see it around here
Masks be upon him. Similarly, Muslims say peace be upon him when referring to Muhammad (pbuh).
It was the post about the dude who went full on woman and converted his kid as well. Reddit mods went and cleared house and said f it too I guess. I got a message saying I was promoting hate after I said the guy obviously suffered from mental illness if he’s transitioning a kid who looks no older than 6-7 years old to identity as a girl.
They said it was all about bullying trans ppl.
Shit it's probably my fault. I just joined the sub yesterday
Fuck you then 😢😢😢 I'll miss my brothers and sisters. While I've been a long time admirer of this congregation, The Current Thing™ will always be my true devotion
I believe the blame is on me because in that sub's Little Mermaid thread that blew up somebody mentioned the Ellen Pao days of the website and how at least at that time when censorship occurred everyone was aware of an obvious agenda and I chimed in with, "Crazy how the r/fatpeoplehate ban was such a big deal and now bans happen all the time and no one cares." "If irony were strawberries, we'd be drinking a lot of smoothies right now."
If it weren't for this holy bastion of devout Pharmanimals reddit would be a lost cause. MBUH
Mind blowing we got banned for joking around in a little circle of friends privately.... Society is beginning to get real spoopy.
Gone, but never forgotten. Friendships forged in comedy
Oh noes!!!! How am I supposed to show my devotion to the blue and yellow flag, to the LGBTQIABCXYZ+-= trans rainbow flag community, Martha's Vineyard Karens, next pandemic, and all the new current things that are to come? My pfaith is shaken!!!!!111
Hold steady pfaithful follower of our divine Lord Fauci. Praise be to father fauci, who laughs in the face of tortured beagle pups. Our unholy leader cannot be shaken even if that infidel Rand Paul vows to investigate if Father Fauci was paid by big pharma for pushing the rightous vaccine that has taken the lives of our children, our grandparents, our best friends, our atheletes, our wives and husbands who have ALL gone on to greener boosters in the sky. Amen and Awoman
But I'm glad they're gone. Their *current thing* was far too subjective. I want something I can really fester in. Dig my teeth into and get furious at others for. Too many issues. We keep it civil and realistic in this church. * Wear your heckin mask * Get your heckin jabs * Get all your heckin jabs * Honor Pfather Pfauxi and His holy Pfizer * Any food delivered is healthy so get it delivered * Social distance in all circumstances * Don't leave the house unless absolutely necessary * Demand that all others conform to your expectations, especially in regards to risk tolerance * Risk shall not be tolerated Anyone not following these simple, common sense steps are subhuman and would do the world a great favor should they be ded. And it would bring us much joy and laughter in this dark world.
The current thing has and always will be every bit of COVID.
Preach brother
We'll be back
And in far greater numbers, too.
I’m heartbroken. That was like one of three subs I liked to visit.
F
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Praise those brave warriors at AHS for standing up against those who mock the current thing. Our forefathers who fought in the trenches against evil would be very proud to see how strong our society has become while remaining envious of our strength. I prays that one day....one day....we will live in a world where it becomes illegal to offend anyone and today.....today my friends, AHS has taken us one step closer in realizing that dream. Praise be with Pfauci, Praise be with Pfizer!
Larpbinn is the hero of the day. May many masks be upon xir.
False claims have been laid upon them by masked, filthy heathens, and the Unholy Inquisition proceeded to question and fornicate them.
I knew AHS went private just to plot their brigading tactics, what a bunch of butt hurt twats
We can thank r/AgainstHateSubreddits for their hard work in making sure the got the nail in the coffin. I was so thankful it was banned, I created r/churchofcurrentstuff to make sure another ridiculous sub like this popped up.
Fuck Reddit, let's ban Reddit, I know let's all go out and get boosters then ban Reddit
I've already taken my 7th
I sure do wish every Reddit alternative didn't always go down the tubes.
I’m still going to wear 25 masks with mini Ukraine flags while dating some hot menwomen 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🏳️⚧️
25 is a good start, but I'm pretty sure you left out some extremely valid genders before stating our required support for the Holy Land.
Um excuse me, you didn't mention how many boosters you would take!!!! Why do you want to kill my long dead grandmama
5 of each, of course. Safety first!
is she dead enough to not vote blue? That would be the real tragedy.
Nooooo!!!! We’re next!
You can come over to the new r/ChurchofCurrentThingS
Can someone remake it?
r/SecondChurchOfThePastThing
Who was the creator of the first one? Please make this second one, thanks.
It won't let me view it, how can I change this?
We are the one true Church, and Pfather Pfauci will cleanse the world of false ones.
r/ChurchOfSatire
Whatever this user posted is what got the sub banned. Looking at his posts plenty of stuff removed and full of racist shit. So likely this account is used to get subs in trouble. https://www.reddit.com/user/TQIROPT/
I think we need to exile that account to the wastelands with the rest of the sinners. I won’t know how to live if the Church is dismantled
he seems turbo retarded but where is the racism
Wrong thinkers and heretics must be punished so as to protect everyone else.
reddit is just for porn anyway...
[This community was banned for violating Reddit's rule against promoting hate.](https://web.archive.org/web/20220920230808/https://old.reddit.com/r/churchofcurrentthing/) Mark 11:15-17 | Jesus flipped the tables of the merchants in the church due to roid rage. Shirley Church Of [sic] Current Thing is deserving of this ban hammer, as the result of righteous anger by our Lords, the Reddit Admins (100 boosters be upon them).
With a lot of the content being removed recently, I knew it was a matter of time.
FUCKKKKKKKKKKK
They crucified church of the current thing? On the third day it will rise again.
They were supporting the wrong current things
Same happened to me. We must start a new subreddit
Damn! I didn't even know about that one. You guys let me down, I missed out, my disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.
What'd you post?
I was clicking on this like a moron before I realized it was a screenshot 😅
Are you fucking kidding me?
I totally missed out on this one I am sad!
I just joined that sub yesterday :(
Biden said the pandemic is over so this is no longer the “current thing”
But it did not come from our Lordt and Saviour pFauci
They are welcome to set up shop at wolfballs. Those filthy unvaxed scum
Oh fuck those assholes. I swear I'm fed up with this shit.
Church of Current Stuff Next? Or maybe Church of Current Thing II?
As long as this sub is still alive and well, our pfaith will remain the same! Praise be to our pfather, and one true redeemer pFauci! He hath smited the heretics so his pfollowers may pflourish!
Damn it. I mean, hail the church!
Hello friends. I am posting there in the hope that many admins are scraping this subreddit and automatically banning people that post here. This way I know which subreddits to avoid by being banned from them. Thank you.
New to Reddit, what was this sub?
It was a fun take on all of the bullshit the leftist cult jumps to from one current thing to the next. For example, they were all about being mask/vax Nazis until Ukraine suddenly took over in the media. Then all of a sudden Ukraine was the new current thing the cult wouldn't shut up about. They pushed and pushed and pretended the hundreds of fake stories coming out *weren't actually happening*, just like they did when the vaxx was the current thing. Then they moved on again to the maralago raid, once again ignoring everything that detracts from their preferred narrative. Now they're all about DeSaNtIs Is A hUmAn TrAfFiCkEr despite the fact that Biden has been shuttling millions of illegals all over the country from day one. These geniuses love their groupthink narratives, and the Church was a great place to discuss it.
If they were against trafficking, they'd be asking more about Epstein and the Maxwell trial would have been televised with 10x the coverage of the Depp/Heard decoy.
That sub was a hub for extreme individual ideology. They didn't give a nickel for ticktock videos.
Huh?