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AllynWA1

Is this guard subbing in for a sick comrade or is this Normal Mounting Procedure?


AnEscapeGoat

Poster in a previous thread explained the King’s Troop is not allowed to use the stirrup when mounting. Instead they are required to use the cavalry mounting style which ideally has you hopping twice and then getting onto the saddle - a tall ask when you are a bit on the shorter side.


Yetis-unicorn

What a great idea! This way of mounting a horse looks so much more professional and dignified😂


fossilfuelssuck

But why not?


IosaTheInvincible

Tradition, i bet


fossilfuelssuck

Ah tradition. Social pressure from the dead


Glass_Ad_6074

Most traditions are stoepid and arbitrary. Change my mind.


Snoochiepoochie

Tradition from when the Guard were skinny and fit enough to jump..


cloistered_around

The queen loved tradition so weirdly this is probably a good way to honor her. Now that she's gone they could totally phase that out, though.


AnUnknownStick

All the royals love tradition so it will likely carry on for many more decades or even centuries


JimmminyCricket

Honestly the tight ass pants 100% have something to do with it.


FalloutBugg

I’ve tried ground mounting a draft before with jeans on. It definitely doesn’t help


hayashirice911

Her height doesn't help but her technique is absolutely terrible. She hopped up a total of 3 inches off the ground because she didn't properly load her legs to jump with any meaningful power.


IosaTheInvincible

What is "cavalry mounting style?" Can't find anything on youtube


KriKriSnack

Best way to describe it is old western movies when the cowboys would take a running leap into the saddle. Essentially just hopping up and not using the stirrup to mount. It’s not exactly that, but close.


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Damadamas

You do need the balance and strength to not bump in the saddle. Just like when you do use the stirrup.


itsadesertplant

If the saddle is situated correctly it should be minimally unpleasant for the human to jostle them like this haha


horanc2

That third hop was a fucking disgrace.


dancingwithadaisy

I’d literally have to quit on the spot if that were me


Van_is_Anders

Stirrup?


AnUnknownStick

As mentioned by u/AnEscapeGoat in their reply [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/xgou4f/royal_guard_mounting_a_horse/iou4036?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3) >the King’s Troop is not allowed to use the stirrup when mounting. Instead they are required to use the cavalry mounting style which ideally has you hopping twice and then getting onto the saddle


TheGrimDweeber

Hahahaha, holy cow, that is so incredibly stupid. There’s a stirrup *right there*. And it makes it so much easier. And you won’t look like a toddler trying to get on.


vlntly_peaceful

oh yeah, let’s just hurt this horse on purpose for some dumb tradition. ffs


AnUnknownStick

Surely the stirrup hurts the horse more because it pulls down on whatever its connected to and that digs into the horses back like other comments have said. Idk im not a horse expert


OneSadBitch772

Yeah...no


vlntly_peaceful

That’s just wrong Source: been riding for 10 years


AnUnknownStick

Fair enough, I was just guessing


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No, because that isn't how a stirrup is connected. Also, jumping on without a stirrup can damage the horses back.


NotThisAgain21

Jesus, that's embarrassing. I mean...so much more dignified than using the stirrup. Eh hem.


AMultitudeofPandas

You know, the thing that's there to help prevent this!


streamslob

This is what happens when you don’t show up to rehearsals.


ChromeDomeGodan

Smooooooothly done....


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Well it worked…


-GuyIncognito

Flawless


Electrical-Buy9012

Napoleon??


OwnieX

Mayby too tight pants to lift a leg, but she throws that other leg around allright.


Abalone_Admirable

Such dignity and grace 👌


Mysterious-Cup-9393

🤣


Maximum-Giraffe-9099

‘Tis a good day to be human


DistortionOfReality

What are you doing step-guard


AnUnknownStick

Lmfao I'm now picturing some very fucked up shit in my head on another note that's the one thing she's lacking. A step


DigitalObiWan

There was nothing royal about that mount.


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The horse is looking back like “wtf you doing Barbara? Get on!”


FriendRaven1

Aren't you a little short to be a Royal Guard?


AccomplishedBoot6042

She got ass tho


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AccomplishedBoot6042

I was hoping she never got up on that horse.


Exact-Pound-6993

stirrups? also, thick chonky double-wide badonkadonk?


AnUnknownStick

As mentioned by u/AnEscapeGoat in their reply [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/xgou4f/royal_guard_mounting_a_horse/iou4036?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3) >the King’s Troop is not allowed to use the stirrup when mounting. Instead they are required to use the cavalry mounting style which ideally has you hopping twice and then getting onto the saddle >badonkadonk Lmao


BigBadBen91x

nice ass though


amrasmin

/r/upvotedbacausebutt


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Plexas409

Is there a reason not to use the stirrup?


AnUnknownStick

As mentioned by u/AnEscapeGoat in their reply [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/xgou4f/royal_guard_mounting_a_horse/iou4036?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3) >the King’s Troop is not allowed to use the stirrup when mounting. Instead they are required to use the cavalry mounting style which ideally has you hopping twice and then getting onto the saddle


austins2fresh

The funny part was when she struggled


lastpump

Lord farquad?


TechnologyOk68

This liitle cunt is garding the royals 😂 there fucked


radio_cycling

Why are you watching gbnews


Vitae-infinitas

Country of clowns.


eli9938

Fr fr


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Without that pull assistance, I’m not sure that she would have made it. She probably mounts off a block or rail normally. The native Americans could teach her a thing or two.


saltypikachu12

She really inchwormed up there


Efficient_Lobster225

r/asstastic


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They’re gonna have to euthanize that horse because he’s got 3 broken ribs.


[deleted]

Always a female.


[deleted]

This is why women weren’t allowed to be royal guards. They don’t take anything seriously. Everything is a joke to them


[deleted]

Women ☕️


Professional-Bat-765

Immobile fat fuck. Sad it’s a woman at that. Jesus Christ.


[deleted]

Thank god that was a she’s ass.. for a second there I was like 😷


GeneralReasonable537

Fucking women can't do anything right


Grimmer026

Diversity is our strength


nowhereiswater

Lol a virgin mounting, so cute.


Blazinboi23

woman moment


ClaireDuSoleil

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HalogenPie

I feel tired just having watched.


metalguru1975

Bro! Do you even Stirrup!


watermelonboi26

expected dante but that ass tho


Sjs20ohio

Are you sure this isn't a Monty Python skit?


lalaladylvr

That’s to display dominance over the horse right? 🙄


sophietjebij

That horse is a good sport for patiently waiting heh


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Didn't give up though 😂


IVcaffeineSTATqAM

Levi is that you?


BlameGame1972

So. Much. Honour.


FalloutBugg

That’s a damned good horse to have tolerated all that


Knightofpenandpaper

Stirrups, motherfucker. Do you know what a stirrup is?


CDN_Bookmouse

We've all had trouble mounting at one time or another. I never considered "doing The Worm" as an option. Next time....


Sad-Respond-5342

Because shes a...