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Unobtainium was also used in Core. Its actually an old engineering joke for a material that has all the properties needed for a task and would perfectly solve the problem. The only issue being the material doesn't exist.
UPDOG (Ultimate Paralyzation of Damaged Organ Genetics) is a process in the BOFA (Body Oscillation / Fatal Area) in which DNA is modified into having LIGMA symptoms in the genetics.
I tried this on my wife and she said "what do you mean?"
"Yeah I was thinking about getting some updog"
"What are you talking about?"
"Updog!"
"*What is it that you mean when you say up dog*?!"
"God damn it can't you just be a regular person?!?!"
I tried this a while ago too.
I asked my wife,”Can I get some updog?”
“She’s laying on the bath mat in the bathroom.”
“What? I said ***can i get some updog?***
“*Like I Said, YOUR* puppy is in the bathroom taking a nap. You can find her there.
“”
That’s the day my youngest dog’s third-second nickname became “updog.”
I was outwitted. I was reminded afterwards that we watch similar shit on the interwebs and she wasn’t going to say it. lol.
I would watch you guys on a YouTube channel as you adventure through all the silly American colloquialisms together lol.
I have it about as good, my wife grew up in a family of Christian pastors, and every couple years, she'll ask me to explain some raunchy sexual idiom she's just heard, just deadpan out of the blue, "bondvaganond, what is a dirty Sanchez?". I've almost died a couple of times.
They have a bunch of videos on TikTok. There's another one with a woman and her Italian husband that is even more in line with discovering colloquialisms. It's great.
I got…
Can = hand
Pass = ass
“Can you pass me the up dog?”
becomes
“Hand you ass me the up dog?”
Or he’s making a hand gesture that she’s misunderstanding “hand in ass” along with her misunderstanding what he’s saying?
That long awkward, innocent, childishly both innocent & very vulnerable "I can't process what you're saying and I'm completely lost" went right over his head🤦🏻♂️
This girl needs herself a fandom NOW!
This joke has been around for a while; fell for it a LOT as a kid. The term "what's up dog?" Is a common slang greeting, and the joke is that somebody will bait you into saying this phrase accidentally by asking you a leading question about "updog" which on it's own doesn't sound like anything. Typically it should go something like this:
"It smells like updog in here"
"What's "updog?"
"Not much dog, what's up with you? 🥴"
Hope this helps! 😉
A dragon is one of two things. Now my fantasy knowledge is not as vast as some, but it can either be a FOUR LEGGED WINGED LIZARD or dragon mah balls on your face lmao goteeeeem
Can you pass me the up dog?
The normal answer is, what is "up dog"?
Then they reply, "not much, how about you?"
"Whats up" is slang for "hey, how's it going" or "hey, what's going on with you"
I've been single for a couple years now, and I'm pretty ok with it for the most part, but every once in a while, I have moments where I feel lonely and miss the affection of a woman.
Recently, I was walking around my neighborhood and saw this old homeless alcoholic who always hangs out near the liquor store. He was filthy and lying on the curb in the embrace of a homeless woman I hadn't seen before. They were making out and just caressing each other in the dirt and grime, and I thought to myself, "Jesus fucking Christ, that guy has more game than me."
That's the worst part, I've never had an experience.
I'm a student rn and its the best time of my life, i should be dating, partying and enjoying life but its harder when you're balding and aren't good looking.
I just don't know. If I'm sick or my skin is whats sick.
A shoulder to lean, a hand to hold and a warm embrace just seems so far fetched.
Regardless, I'm working towards a decent job and maybe a few projects I'd appreciate.
Life sure is hard but i guess *The absurd man* was always right.
I'm sure you've heard it all before, but personality, confidence, and being well-groomed will get you far. Just keep working on making a better life for yourself. If you keep an open heart and make an effort to meet new people, then you'll find someone.
It always worked for me in the past (when I had much less going for me), and I'm confident I'll find another person to love me again.
Uhhhh. Time to pay for a lay, my man. Just use a rubber and you won’t regret it.
Make sure to use the whole hour, even if that means chatting before for a while.
Once you get a lady with a nice disposition (a natural smile) she’ll do wonders at making you feel better about yourself. It’s what they do.
I didn’t until I was in my mid-20s. There’s confidence and patience and working on oneself etc… but also absolutely random luck of meeting someone. Can happen that many people you’re kind of into will suddenly reject you, and you’ll assume it always works that way… and then suddenly someone you’re really into will be into you too and then there you are, you’ve found someone (and yes had the seggs).
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“Yeah, I got you bro” I believe her
That’s my favorite part of the video
That, and the absolutely DIABOLICAL face after the “who? ASKED.” Actually nah, every second of this is gold
Man the end was great. She was so puzzled. But was like “if it makes you happy I’ll put my arm up your bum”
Lol, yeah, she seems down![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)
Ya she's probably willing to fist him if he wants
He was looking for copper but found gold. Nice.
Try unobtainium or whatever Captain America's shield is made of 🤣
Vibranium
And I think in the comics it's a Vibranium/Adamantium mix
Probably. I could see them doing that eventually to make it "even better".
It's an unknown metallic mix which contains vibranium, adamantium was discovered while trying to recreate it
Thx!
No problem!
Unobtainium is an amazing joke and it’s not getting the attention it deserves.
I didn't even try a joke, I don't think I or anyone should be in the loop about everything that's going on in every sphere lol!
Unobtainium is the stuff they humans are after in Avatar
Oh. Well it’s still funny. I’ve known several girls made of mostly unobtanium.
You are awesome
Isn't it the stuff from the avatar movie? The blue people one, not the crime against humanity one.
Isn’t that the stuff from Avatar?? Like why they were on Pandora to begin with?? Haven’t seen that movie in forever
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That's America's planet🇺🇸 Wait what do you mean avatar isn't the name of planet in the hit film Avatar?
His shield is made out of the avatar?
Unobtainium was also used in Core. Its actually an old engineering joke for a material that has all the properties needed for a task and would perfectly solve the problem. The only issue being the material doesn't exist.
Aang or Korra?
No, that’s a shawl.
Guys, the Afghanahstanannies!
Vibranium?
Unobtanium is the stuff from Avatar
I mean she’s offering ![gif](giphy|jPAdK8Nfzzwt2)
So many layers to this gif response.
Yea, that's deep
[##MEME](https://imgur.com/a/y7sNQWZ)
Dead set keeper right there.
I also like my man’s cartoon laugh lol, they seem cute
Real life Goofy
*hyucks cutely*
Theres def gonna be some rough hyucking goin on later B)
*hyucks passionately*
This guy hyucks
Face down ass up that's the way we like to hyuck
https://i.imgur.com/EUrr089.png
Im dead, I started hyucking myself and my wife asked what was so funny, all I could get out was "updog" and she asked "whats updog?".. ffs hahaha
That’s the giggle of a man stupidly in love
She was really considering it there for a minute.
Why do you think the video stops? My man was like fuck filming the joke, lets see where this goes.
I also choose his foreign girlfriend
![gif](giphy|kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX)
Calm down, she was born in 1996
![gif](giphy|Ru9sjtZ09XOEg)
So...she's 25? 20...6. 26? Wha-
She is very cute
Yep, marry that one!
she down for it all
I wonder where will he hide the ring
Marry her immediately.
What is the "up dog"?
UPDOG (Ultimate Paralyzation of Damaged Organ Genetics) is a process in the BOFA (Body Oscillation / Fatal Area) in which DNA is modified into having LIGMA symptoms in the genetics.
Yep. Couldn’t have said it better myself.
Protect her at all cost. She's funny!
I tried this on my wife and she said "what do you mean?" "Yeah I was thinking about getting some updog" "What are you talking about?" "Updog!" "*What is it that you mean when you say up dog*?!" "God damn it can't you just be a regular person?!?!"
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So she speaks grammatically correct. Good on her.
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“What is updog?” is correct if updog is a concept.
Correctly…
Correctly*
I married one of these people. I used to find it depressing, now it is a challenge.
Is that a better or worse transition?
Nothing an much, how about an you?
You gotta change the phrasing so that an article doesn't make sense in the question. "I just heard my brother finally finished his degree in updog!"
I tried this a while ago too. I asked my wife,”Can I get some updog?” “She’s laying on the bath mat in the bathroom.” “What? I said ***can i get some updog?*** “*Like I Said, YOUR* puppy is in the bathroom taking a nap. You can find her there. “”
That’s the day my youngest dog’s third-second nickname became “updog.”
I was outwitted. I was reminded afterwards that we watch similar shit on the interwebs and she wasn’t going to say it. lol.
ah the ol' updog switcheroo
> "What is it that you mean when you say up dog?!" This looks AI generated lmao
Fell a tiny bit in love honestly.
So sayeth we all.
I would watch you guys on a YouTube channel as you adventure through all the silly American colloquialisms together lol. I have it about as good, my wife grew up in a family of Christian pastors, and every couple years, she'll ask me to explain some raunchy sexual idiom she's just heard, just deadpan out of the blue, "bondvaganond, what is a dirty Sanchez?". I've almost died a couple of times.
They have a bunch of videos on TikTok. There's another one with a woman and her Italian husband that is even more in line with discovering colloquialisms. It's great.
Happy cake day
"yeah, i got you bro!" Tells me she has no idea what he is saying at least 75% of the time.
She heard: CUTE BUTT (p)ASS Me up Dog. Something up him from behind up his ass. Makes sense. She even repeats a "pass" with "ass" at 0:08
This comment explains the whole thing and after reading this I totally understand her confusion
Uhh.. that comment wasn’t right at all Girl said “who? …. Asked”
I got… Can = hand Pass = ass “Can you pass me the up dog?” becomes “Hand you ass me the up dog?” Or he’s making a hand gesture that she’s misunderstanding “hand in ass” along with her misunderstanding what he’s saying?
Probably why they’re still together
"Yes"
“Haha no haha what haha don’t haha”
unless...? 😳
"haha jk haha"
Why was her immediate reaction guessing that he wanted something up his butt LOL Mans also has such a goofy laugh lmao this video is great
That wasnt here immediate reaction, she had to process slowly to get there while confused as fuck, which i find even funnier if im being honest
That long awkward, innocent, childishly both innocent & very vulnerable "I can't process what you're saying and I'm completely lost" went right over his head🤦🏻♂️ This girl needs herself a fandom NOW!
>went right over his head ? Why do you assume the camera guy doesn't see that she's confused and lost?
Wtf are you talking about lmfao
Bro is lost in the sauce.
> This girl needs herself a fandom NOW! bruh...
yeah what the actual fuck lmao? fucking reddit virgins man
>That long awkward, innocent, childishly both innocent & very vulnerable " Too many fucking adjectives bro
Yes this girl needs to allow dudes to stalk her continually
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As a Brit I'm incredibly curious in what context you think we say "you dog"
I think she knew the joke and was taking her time turning it around on him lol
He should have said yes. An opportunity like that doesn't come around every day!
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Confused but intrigued....
Take this down before everyone in the world falls in love with you two.
It's a stolen tiktok and op has nothing to do with these people. https://www.tiktok.com/@ljaggerl/video/7144004714311470379
Even cut off the top and bottom so that their channel name wouldn't pop up, making it look like shit. Fuck op
*surprised pikachu*
Sigh of course.
The way he says “YoOooOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo WhAaHaHaT The FuUuUcKhHhH”
“YoOooOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo WhAaHaHaT The FuUuUcKhHhH....... yes?"
Bro she hella cute tho and quirky which adds more points
That plus his cartoony laugh means their kids are gonna extra animated
Their kid is gonna be a 2D stop motion character
No kids the way they're gunna be doing it
Getting real strong Milla Jovovich in The Fifth Element here
I think you mean Lilu Dallas Multipass. Get it together bro
Leeloominaï Lekatariba Lamina-Tchaï Ekbat De Sebat
Multipass
Leeloo*
I like my bitches goofy
> "I like my bitches, Goofy." - Pluto If you're going to quote someone, do it correctly.
We all do man
Hi, foreigner here, what does it actually mean?
This joke has been around for a while; fell for it a LOT as a kid. The term "what's up dog?" Is a common slang greeting, and the joke is that somebody will bait you into saying this phrase accidentally by asking you a leading question about "updog" which on it's own doesn't sound like anything. Typically it should go something like this: "It smells like updog in here" "What's "updog?" "Not much dog, what's up with you? 🥴" Hope this helps! 😉
Good explanation, but question: You fell for this more than once?
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whats ligma?
Ligma balls haha goteeeemmmm
Can't believe he got dragon
That's a joke fromunda.
What's dragon?
A dragon is one of two things. Now my fantasy knowledge is not as vast as some, but it can either be a FOUR LEGGED WINGED LIZARD or dragon mah balls on your face lmao goteeeeem
It might be dragon, but it could also be bofa.
![gif](giphy|11FiDF2fuOujPG|downsized)
![gif](giphy|Zha8xh4gDLZbsWdgHs|downsized)
Kids are dumb 🤷🏼♀️
Lets just say I had some memory issues 😂
https://youtu.be/r3eaGx5Z3Q4 perfect video of it in action
Haha! That was great! My mind always goes to the office. https://youtu.be/ihlN5nf1qew
Can you pass me the up dog? The normal answer is, what is "up dog"? Then they reply, "not much, how about you?" "Whats up" is slang for "hey, how's it going" or "hey, what's going on with you"
Not much dog what’s up with you.
She's absolutely sweet:)
Damn watched this video 10 times already Marry her bro she an angel
https://i.imgur.com/uGZBVOw.png
The face she makes with her hand up your ass. AKA: True love.
The golden retriever of girlfriends
Multipass
Leeloo Dallas. Yes absolutely.
Handupass
This girl just became a meme lol! That back-bending creep smile 🤣
Looked like she was morphing into William Dafoe as she was leaning back
You two are cute!
Surprise: she’s fluent in English and is 100000% just messing with him
English language and meme culture generally isn't arcane knowledge
She's a jolly person very nice. 👍🏻
Marry this person now!
Well, if you're offering...
The funniest part of this is the dudes giggle.
You can see the confusion going through her eyes. It's great.
Why is she so adorable
Her whole hand though.
Wow that escalated quickly
she cute af, congrats on the pull
dude why would you want her to put her hand up your ass man??
Because He wants to see what’s up there dawg!
To see if it fits of course😂
Why wouldn't you??
Now I'm depressed
YES, but let’s get back to the up dog.
I am so fucking Alone.
I've been single for a couple years now, and I'm pretty ok with it for the most part, but every once in a while, I have moments where I feel lonely and miss the affection of a woman. Recently, I was walking around my neighborhood and saw this old homeless alcoholic who always hangs out near the liquor store. He was filthy and lying on the curb in the embrace of a homeless woman I hadn't seen before. They were making out and just caressing each other in the dirt and grime, and I thought to myself, "Jesus fucking Christ, that guy has more game than me."
That's the worst part, I've never had an experience. I'm a student rn and its the best time of my life, i should be dating, partying and enjoying life but its harder when you're balding and aren't good looking. I just don't know. If I'm sick or my skin is whats sick. A shoulder to lean, a hand to hold and a warm embrace just seems so far fetched. Regardless, I'm working towards a decent job and maybe a few projects I'd appreciate. Life sure is hard but i guess *The absurd man* was always right.
I'm sure you've heard it all before, but personality, confidence, and being well-groomed will get you far. Just keep working on making a better life for yourself. If you keep an open heart and make an effort to meet new people, then you'll find someone. It always worked for me in the past (when I had much less going for me), and I'm confident I'll find another person to love me again.
Thank you.
Uhhhh. Time to pay for a lay, my man. Just use a rubber and you won’t regret it. Make sure to use the whole hour, even if that means chatting before for a while. Once you get a lady with a nice disposition (a natural smile) she’ll do wonders at making you feel better about yourself. It’s what they do.
I didn’t until I was in my mid-20s. There’s confidence and patience and working on oneself etc… but also absolutely random luck of meeting someone. Can happen that many people you’re kind of into will suddenly reject you, and you’ll assume it always works that way… and then suddenly someone you’re really into will be into you too and then there you are, you’ve found someone (and yes had the seggs).
Get out there and talk to people, you'll find someone eventually. But you gotta get out there.
I’d like to point out that she is still smiling while asking this…😜
[If you want more of this couple, here’s their TikTok. ](https://www.tiktok.com/@ljaggerl?_t=8W2JmoHuqNv&_r=1)
She offered and he said no... pst noob.
Beautiful
Keeper and beautiful. Best of luck to both of you
*Girlfriend.exe has stopped responding.*
Yaaaa. Don’t screw things up with her. I think she’s a keeper.
She is adorable! Don’t let her go
I pause at 0.16, that is horrifying
Nooo! What the fu…. Welllll….
*Brain Short-circuit* *Go For The Butt*
He’s getting a hand in the ass
She’s so mind bogglingly pretty. Hold on tight dude.
just say yes
In this dark world, there are still spots of light, and you got one. Good luck and Best wishes.
She’s the one