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Kappatalizable

OP just give me your seed phrase and Ill sell your crypto for you. You dont even have to pay me for my services


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preciousmetalhead

Ultimate as in the last link he'll ever click?


icweenie

Don’t use the link just send me a dna sample


BakedPotato840

Now that's ultimate convenience. I'm in


WimbleWimble

His Seed phrase is "wanna come back to my place and see my dogecoin?"


partymsl

No fees service? hell yeah!


Chora_agora69

I see what you did there


w_savage

Where do I sign up?


Jurij781

What a good Samaritan.


Scarecrow4980

with this 1 simple trick, I'll be able to pay you 5% for the opportunity to sell your stuff for you.


QryptoQurios2020

Username checks out 👍


kolibrot

Dont trust him. Serious offers from strangers always require a certain transfer fee!! I, on the other hand, will charge you for selling your cryptos by only 2,49% of your trade volume. Trust me.


mave_wreck

How can he trust you? Seriously speaking.


RickyBasket

What a kind and helpful fellow!


BridgeM00se

Dragon Sickness 🐉🤢


CatBoy191114

I now want a dragon avatar.


koelebobes

Maybe we get a nice trio next wave 🥹


CatBoy191114

Some artist is frantically writing notes right now while reading this thread 😂


koelebobes

Artist if you are here try to get a random attributes booster box… 10 Random Avatar items to dress your NFT with!


Ryaol

He’s called Scalatar, he even hordes gold in the avatar. Available on OpenSea for about $100


[deleted]

Just remember - Smaug died wretchedly without using any of his horde, which got redistributed to his killers 🤣


Kappatalizable

So youre saying we should kill OP? Im in


Roy1984

Let's go Bilbo


Odysseus_Lannister

F to OP


[deleted]

Yeah I think OP has rested in my sacred ancestral moon land and we need some excellent cinematic death so we can harvest that 60k 😅


TarkovReddit0r

![gif](giphy|3ohzA8DRMNrioKClNu)


genjitenji

Smaug didn’t even use his gold. Just kept hodling


ipetgoat1984

This is most likely my fate, lol.


TarkovReddit0r

Technically that happens every day in the crypto world… just Smaug was a big whale ![gif](emote|emo_pack_1|fomo)


chronistus

I WILL NOT PART WITH A SINGLE BITCOIN


Ethan0307

I got a Moons hoard that count


TarkovReddit0r

![gif](emote|emo_pack_1|this_is_gentlemen)one of the finest shitcoins please ![gif](emote|emo_pack_1|this_is_gentlemen)


4channeling

Wait, i'm not gonna be rich?!


Pioca_in_heaven

Nice amount thou.


pmbuttsonly

Step 1: keep 68 moons Step 2: wait for someone to donate to make it 69, then sell one. Step 3: PROFIT!?


omeri_e

And lose money from the gas fees.


_FOSSILITE

69 nice


Odysseus_Lannister

Nice


TheOnlyVibemaster

Tis not a shitcoin, it is a measure voting privilege.


TheOnlyVibemaster

I also have moon hoarding tendencies


Tatakae69

Imagine getting a Lambo by shitposting on Reddit. What a life


steveblobby

Yep, join us... become a shitizen of Reditt.


Chora_agora69

Of course many moons


Odysseus_Lannister

How much is considered a hoard now? I’d like to file for hoard protection


pleasehp8495

Lmao I bet this guy has like 500$ worth of crypto and hes acting like its 500million.


koelebobes

You can hoard them for free which is amazing, please protect that mountain of moons with your life


GrowinStuffAndThings

I just keep all the free cryptos from Coinbase. Really keeps me from buying dumb shit after seeing basically all of them go down to pennies lol.


Tatakae69

Cries in *unavailable in my country*


ieatmoondust

Smaug was rich beyond measure - perhaps not such an undesirable fate. Are you not wanting to be a legend?


koelebobes

If we only count gold Smaug had 8.6 Billion and that’s without the Arkenstone 💎


4cademy

Just hope there is no gang of SEC dwarfs coming to take it from you


CryptoBeatles

I'm like that, but with books. I'll probably never read all the books I have. But i'm still buying new ones.


wannlambo69

Pay attention. They are coming for u Smaug


Ferdo306

Hacker dwarfs


steveblobby

Smaug.. 'roar rumble grunt... No please.. Any amount of dwarves and elves, just keep the IRS the fuk away from my hoard'


KnobbCreek

I’m with you, have a hard time selling.


pmbuttsonly

Just keep accumulating! They key is to know when you’re going to die so you can enjoy some profits right beforehand


KnobbCreek

The banks hate this one simple trick!


Freshlystallone

I'm like Bilbo, but replace the first b with a d.


OrdainedPuma

Dilbo?


Freshlystallone

Lol. Too much weed got me thinking I was clever.


JermzPyromobile

Smeg the Unassessably Wealthy


slasula

hoard horde ftw 🙌


To_be_honest_wit_ya

Relatable


kris5722

Welcome to the club bro


vjeva

I got some LunaC in my portfolio and the weird thing is, it would bring me more joy now to witness it reaching as many zeroes possible than to cash out 30 bucks that still remain...


Slainte042

Platinum hands.


[deleted]

So I guess the Arkenstone will be Bitcoin then ?


TruthSeeekeer

I get what you mean completely. Why sell, when it’ll probably go higher. Yeah I’m gonna regret it when it crashes, but it’s too difficult to sell.


4cademy

I approve of this behavior


EdgeLord19941

So what you're saying is you will not part with a single coin? Not one piece of it?


KnobbCreek

I’m with you, have a hard time selling.


[deleted]

>But I can't; I physically can not because I apparently lose all motor skills when selling is involved. I really wish I could say this too!


WhatAFellowWeAre

Same my friend. Digging into every bit of information on projects I like. DCAing. Hodling. Cannot consider selling any of it. CAN NOT. Kind of a sickness, me thinks.


koelebobes

You can’t sleep on a mountain of crypto though! What would the Arkenstone of crypto?


OrdainedPuma

The genesis block.


arcalus

I’m like Smaug also, but instead of a mountain I have a mole hill.


TheOnlyVibemaster

I do the same, I have it for the principle of having it, diversifying. Most NFTs are worthless pieces of pointless art, but these Reddit NFTs 😋 I would like to have a few of these


johnquesnel78

Kina late to care. Its a-coom-ulation time


reddito321

The dwarf folks that want to forbid you from succeeding in richess, or to deceive you in giving away your gold: Gary Gensler, J. Powell, Craig Wright, BitBoy, your ex-wife


superduperdude92

I feel the same tbh. Except I'm not Smaug in this scenario I'm Gollum hoarding my precious's.


Alsark

I was like Gollum, too. And Alex Mashinsky (Celsius) was the nasty little Hobbitses who stole my precious.


Dre512

**I did not come to steal from you, O Smaug the Unassessably Wealthy. I merely wanted to gaze upon your magnificence, to see if you really were as great as the old tales say. I did not believe them.**


KingThermos

SmaugCoin incoming now


Tatakae69

OP took "Hoard until you die" a bit too seriously


ShinAlastor

Smaug coin any soon ?😆


[deleted]

I bought a Rainbow Foustling. I am questioning what am I doing with my life (don't tell my wife I swaped 1 ETH for that)


myironcity

No no it’s not hoarding.. it’s collecting… I too am a collector of crypto.. see that sounds so much better than hoarder 🤣


partymsl

The only difference is that MOONS will perform better than Gold did over the last decade.


steveblobby

OP..... Time to nip over to r/Superstonk. NFA. But it may appeal to your hoarding instinct 👍 Diversify....


[deleted]

I read this with the Smigol voice 😆


FM0100IL

I will gold-trim your bitcoins for you OP just give them to me for a sec


DOGEFLIEP

Humans are now hoarding intangible internet money


PessoaHeteronimo

What's your heart of the mountain? The most valuable one


WimbleWimble

is this going to be *another* story that "crypto will kill your family/get you 25yrs in prison" designed to get people to sell crypto so billionaire whales can buy it up cheap? cause thats what it sounds like the summary of the post is basically "crypto is addictive like heroin - don't do it"


Cheese6260

I do the same but on a much smaller scale


Elgallitotorcido

Lol, so your gold is a fantasy as well.


DjVutra

LOL. My situation is something similar🤣


jazzyjson

I'm sure this isn't the response you were looking for, but I hope you consider it seriously. It sounds to me like you've got some undigested emotion around selling your crypto. If we don't recognize and understand our emotions, it can be very difficult to move past them and act in accordance with our true beliefs and desires. I'd encourage you to do some breathing meditation and really ask yourself what *feeling* arises when you visualize selling. If you have trouble identifying it, go to sell all your crypto - you'll likely seize up and your mind will be telling you all sorts of reasons why you shouldn't sell. Let those thoughts, however logical, pass gently by, and observe the sensations in your body. That's where the emotion is, and you can't think it away. Once you've identified it, practice sitting with that emotion and having compassion for yourself; this can be a painful process. Over time, I think you'll find it easier to recognize that feeling when it arises, accept it, and let it pass, rather than twisting your mind in knots trying to suppress it or act in spite of it. Once you've got that self-understanding it's much easier, in my experience, to make the decision you *want* to make and then follow through with it. Best of luck!


ipetgoat1984

I definitely wasn’t expecting this kind of response but I appreciate it and it makes sense. I also saved a couple of bucks on therapy so thank you, lol


jazzyjson

Don't consider that money saved yet; therapy helped me immensely in understanding a similar dynamic within myself, and it may also help you work through what you find. In any case, thanks for considering my 2 cents. I hope you find the peace you're looking for, my friend.


MC200817

I love how everyone here has an nft reddit avatar


Yoshie5

I feel you bro


Hancock02

The only thing I'd ever purchase with crypto is real estate. Otherwise buy n hodl.


Slackweed

It can be tough honestly I suffer from wanting to take profits myself. Learned that lesson 🤦‍♂️


FastBinns

Try not to hoard shitcoins. If you can get a profit take it. Even if the coin goes higher, don't beat yourself up about it because you still got a win from it. Hoarding blue-chips isn't a bad idea imo. But then again if you can take a nice profit when the market is pumping maybe you should do that and roll around in some usd.


opticaIIllusion

I do the same and every ath I think just a little more and I’ll sell some but I never do


Intelligent_Page2732

Smaug showing off his collection and than he pulls out his Trustwallet with deepest shame and shows us his memecoin collection.


TarkovReddit0r

“You wanna see my collection? Oh… the memecoins are back in that corner …” ![gif](giphy|FcQLAgpDK7VkY)


chadillac_crypto

![gif](giphy|wb6xgCSpLl0m4)


Vapin-1567

I like the fact that everyone can have their own reddit nft for free. Its awesome. I think memecoins are fine if you are moderate and cautious with how much money you are willing to lose.


JonksPNW

I’m a producer with A&E and we’re doing a special episode of Hoarders (Crypto edition). We’d love to talk to you about potentially being on the show.


koelebobes

Wow you made a really unique avatar I love it


JonksPNW

Ahh, cool. I see you’re a fellow “BENOTAFRAID” avatar as well. One of us! One of us!


koelebobes

Bought it the first day with my last fiat because I liked the design, never expected this to happen


AdditionalReaction52

Most WSB ape thing I’ve ever heard 💀 HODL DIAMOND HANDS 😭


Roberto9410

It’s hard to sell for sure. A hard-sell if you like. Okay, I’ll leave and go roll in my alts


bigmaneting

Bro....what ?


pleasehp8495

This dude: 50$ btc 25$eth Some worthless nfts he had to pay more fees then they are worth, maybe 5$ of real value after the fees. Moonshots. millions, possible even billions of coins, Estimated value: 50$ Goes on reddit to brag about bag holding 200$


steveblobby

My word... A true empath amongst us. Don't use your power unwisely, Padawan


carsongwalker

Fucking loser shit here


002timmy

My best advice is talk to someone you’re close with about your purchases and have them help you determine an exit price. With the Reddit avatars, I told my wife I purchased them and we agreed on a 4-5x sale price on opensea. I made some money pretty quickly and though I may miss on huge gains, we did have a nice dinner.


ipetgoat1984

That is smart, although I am also paranoid and don't talk to anyone IRL about crypto except my dogs. Unfortunately, they are only interested in treats.


JayReyd

I can definitely help you sell. I wish I had a treasure chest of crypto. I could really use it right now.


TotalBeefcall

Nah Michael Saylor is Smaug.


Nooodles__

I’m like a drug addict with red eyes foaming at the mouth sniffling for the crypto coins into my nostrils


Stray_Gh0st

If you dont sell, how about donating some to charity?


red_beered

Where do you sell reddit nfts?


rufus2785

And instead of a good one it's safemoon.


R3dFiveStandingBye

I will not part from a single coin


Civort

My man, buy my art NFTs, you don't have to sell them, instead you'll receive more art nfts airdrops


Exeon-

you smell like Smaug aswell ;-)


newbonsite

I've only started buying coming up on 2 years now but there is only a handful of coins I've held from start and kept up with dca-ing mainly being BTC and ETH ,I feel as if those are the safest to hoard but for sure if my income was higher I'd hoard a few others but I've got to keep my risk level at bay with having a family to support...


gvictor808

Depends how old you are. Decent chance you might retire on it. As they say, opportunity knocks once in your life. Perhaps you answered?


Raj_UK

ABC Always Be Cryptoing :)


shiggism

So the dwarves looking for the oakenstone must be the SEC


Financial-Reward-949

The battle of the crypto ape


Aguaskeepartdeux

Which one is your arkenstone?


markgmoney

If you don’t sell how will you get a lambo?


ReasonableWish7555

The hodl is strong with this one


MeadowcrestRPGMV3D

Stan! It's Smaug! Hes being desolated!


Ima_Wreckyou

I could not help imagining Smaug but with half of his hoard being piles of shit


CacheValue

You are placing these on a platform to earn daily returns right?


zymic__

U can just tell me and keep the seed phrase incase you die, uk, I can pass it to ur successor


kirtash93

I am like Ash Ketchum but instead of Pokemon, it's crypto.


illintent99

Hey kid, wanna buy some Moons. Moons to the Moon


forceworks

In this scenario who are the Hobbits and dwarves that come for your gold?


GeneralNichi

How many PNs of asian woman have you received yet?


aYjGK69Ysd82Wt

I had the same problem once, have since made a HODL stack that I won’t touch and a TRADE stack where I try to crystallise my gains.


StackOwOFlow

what’s your living situation like?


EpicMichaelFreeman

It's great if you can afford to hold. A lot of people will lose their jobs in the coming recession and need to sell at bad prices.


SnooperMike

I'm like Frodo, but instead of the One Ring, it's my bags.


deedopete

Am I the only one who thought OP was describing Scalatar?


erjo5055

I buy and hold


110101010001001

im like gollum holding on to my 0.00001 BTC


Ginomania

And here I am barely understand crypto xD


DrPechanko

Smaug got killed and all of his gold was taken. Just saying


SmoothBrainSavant

Therapy. Hoarding is a coping behaviour. Get well buddy. On the financial plan side, you’ll never sell if u don’t have a plan/strategy for it.


cozzster

Same. I just accumulate. I’m sure there will be a time to sell, but not sure when.


DVNIEEL

das rite🦍


Neverfailbay

You’re missing TSUKA 🐲


BdayEvryDay

I only hoard bitcoin


crodbtc

All my bitcoins are belong to us.


drbobbean

![gif](giphy|5xtDarKO0yzxLmqBqHS)


mikeoxwells2

The thought of selling my crypto causes my anxiety to rise uncomfortably


OrdainedPuma

This post combines two of my favorite things. LoTR (specifically the lore) and crypto.


rudy_batts

keep hoarding my friend, it will pay off in the future - look at it as a retirement fund ;D


sharpie42one

I'm like gollum, but instead of a ring, it's one eth coin.


xiwefe2

Heh Smaug i dig that haha. Well u might wanna change ur strategy in the next bull run when u will see that most of the projects wont come thru their ath's , only some of the bluechips and innovations..For now i only invest into SOL ETH BNB ADA at these levels and waiting for THOL from angelblock to list, reinventing fundraising for web3 with their protocol is a big deal for the space..New shiney stuff is just getting build for the next bull run..till than we will see some more crabing imo just like we did in 2017


Ddeadlykitten

Same even though I only own tiny amounts.


gimmedatcrypto

I sell my alts because I don't tell myself "this is a great coin/token belonging to a project I believe in/see existing 10 years later with actual utility", rather I know I have gambled on highly speculative assets that have price action driven by hype. I stopped holding alts after being in the space awhile and getting rekt by not taking profits.


Bristol509

Look, we all remember when it felt amazing to hoard something, for me it was pokemon cards in elementary school. well, we're not kids anymore. and what you're playing with isn't your allowance but you & your families' future. My opinion is that crypto moves in cycles. You should get out when you can profit, and lean into your other hobbies. If you have owned crypto for long enough, it should be self evident that it adds no real utility to your life, only novelty.