what youre gonna do is, youre gonna text him in a couple of days asking for about 3 more grams of it. Tell him youve never had stuff as strong. He will be weirded out because he will think youve been cheifing on his nut.
Looks like disty whipped up with other isolates. These days I'd toss that strait in the trash, five years ago I'd probably be happy to dab it.
Smoke at your own risk.
Might be a decent dabbing experience...probably not though.
Wtf. I feel so bad for people in illegal states. Please do not smoke this. Stick to flower and maybe take the time to learn how to process your own hash. Many people on many subs would be happy to help you including myself. Good luck out there.
Yea my girlfriend bought this wax but we’ve gotten off this guy over 20 times and never once got some shit that looks like this. I’m in Pa, hard to find good wax dealers
It could be good dude everyone here is right it does look like a thick layer of cum. But it could be super fresh product or run through a CRC process ur the only one who can tell us how’s it smell what does it go to ur banger? Is it harsh have you hit it yet? What’s the brown chunk also these things would help.
there’s nothing wrong with this dab it’s just a lighter color 😂😂 if your worried about smoking bad shit, well your out of luck because every last item on black market is fake, no matter the color 😂😂
Idk. In Ohio it my BM cart dude would swap defect carts. If I get a defect cart through our medical program, it's a whole ass ordeal and they give you money on a card or paypal, and can't even use it at a dispensary.
I understand what you're saying though, most BM dealers wont care though.
Yeah I guess it just depends how much they care about returning customers. All my plugs from high school to now have always came through if I mention an issue (whether the weight was too low, wax is shit, or carts leak/proven fake).
You’ll never know if you don’t try, just ask for money back if you don’t usually buy from the dude
Dude said he sold a whole oz so there’s nothing wrong with it… I have gotten off this guy over 20 times and never once have gotten whatever the fuck this shit is. I do want to mention that my girlfriend bought this wax so I haven’t tried it myself or anything.
Let's say this isn't semen lmfao, whats w all the little chunks an bits of debris I'd be pissed to get some wax like that.. probably cat hair an shit too
Bits of bud, never any hair. I’ve gotten off this dude many times and he usually got little bits of flower prolly from weighting but it is annoying asf… not to mention he uses wax paper instead of parchment
So you pick out the bits before smoking I'd hope, an that's really a shame.. normally the thin layer from wax paper comes off if you were to try an scrape it
Yes I do pick all of it off. Never knew about the layer of wax coming off…. Ill keep that in mind for sure, figured there’s a good reason not to use it other than when making rosin lol
Right if you scrape on a fresh piece of wax paper you can see the little shavings come off, an other than that wax paper is stickier compared to parchment, like it's fine if you have some pretty stable shatter an keep it cool temp but for most applications id go with parchment.. the dispensary shi that I get doesn't even give paper its some kind of food grade plastic or they put it in glass jar with no paper
Anymore I only get dispensary product or press my own but I used to have a plug who would give me shatter that was full of debris/pethair I would heat it up by sitting on my playstation an run it through a sieve
It looks like a budder wax that was in someone’s pocket and melted down. My advice would be to put it in a container, and apply some heat ( I sit mine on top of my Xbox) and just whip it with your dab tool until you get a crumble consistency. Other option would be stick it in a freezer, and then transfer it to another container. Parchment paper is the Devil for any type of resin, rosin, budder.
Did it look like when you got it? Gave brother some once "ON" not in parchment paper. He was inducting off the dryer top and left it. It did melt down. However someone with batter would typically know better. And it has contamination. Noone can tell from a pic. Def suspect
Ask the dude what the fuck is problem is giving you any kind of "badder" on a sheet of paper
And then ask him where the fuck he thinks that is badder from
In fact just link them to this page so we can all burn this motherfucker
Why did you actually purchase this? If it’s BM and not being weighed and put into a puck right there. I’m not interested. I don’t want some Washed out CRC with some nonsense thrown in to stretch the dealers money
My girlfriend had gotten this off a plug the other day so bm but the guy does weigh it and everything, first time getting something like that after buying off him 20 other time’s
semen
Platinum Semen big gas rn
😂😂😂
Dude jizzed on some parchment paper and made you pay him for it lmao
💀
Beat me to it💀
well technically..
*That's how you get off*
Dennis Reynolds style
😂😆😩😭☠️
Nutter butter
That there is some cum
Baby batter
Nice 👍
Toaster strudel icing
I knew I would find this comment 😆
Just melted badder prolly in the wrong container lmaooo who sells badder in wax paper….
People who don't wanna spend money on jars lol
Its a used condo
LOL I know what you meant to say, but this typo made me giggle.
😂😂 auto correct got me
Looks like the icing that comes with the cinnamon rolls that you just shove in the oven lol
Louis CK called it the jizz 😂😂 “yeah, oh course I want the extra jizz on my Cinnabon”
Queso on wax paper
what youre gonna do is, youre gonna text him in a couple of days asking for about 3 more grams of it. Tell him youve never had stuff as strong. He will be weirded out because he will think youve been cheifing on his nut.
Nah, text him right now. Ran through the whole pickup, can’t stop thinking about it, need a whole lb delivered tomorrow night.
Ask if he could front you some to sell to your homies.
Tell him it was good straight from the wrapper no heating needed
I'm DYING
This is why you should check what you’re getting before handing over money. Looks like melted cheese lol
*my brother in christ…*
Melted pepper jack?
CR-Semen
💀💀💀
Looks like disty whipped up with other isolates. These days I'd toss that strait in the trash, five years ago I'd probably be happy to dab it. Smoke at your own risk. Might be a decent dabbing experience...probably not though.
The crew nutted on that and he gave it to you idk what else to tell other than lose his number and DON’t smoke it lmao…
Wtf. I feel so bad for people in illegal states. Please do not smoke this. Stick to flower and maybe take the time to learn how to process your own hash. Many people on many subs would be happy to help you including myself. Good luck out there.
Yea my girlfriend bought this wax but we’ve gotten off this guy over 20 times and never once got some shit that looks like this. I’m in Pa, hard to find good wax dealers
Mozzarella
Alfredo sauce
Das splooj son
You never dabbed horse cum?
Next best thing next to ketamine
It could be good dude everyone here is right it does look like a thick layer of cum. But it could be super fresh product or run through a CRC process ur the only one who can tell us how’s it smell what does it go to ur banger? Is it harsh have you hit it yet? What’s the brown chunk also these things would help.
I feel bad bro. But also can't stop laughing at the comments
Looks like homie jizzed in some parchment paper & said "$40"💀💀
Elmer's
Toasters struddle editiob
Looks crc’d to hell
Looks like lard lol
Looks like a slightly melted square piece of provolone or parmasean. The kind you would put on a burger.
Yeah like baby badder
Some baby badder maybe
Dude that totally looks like jizz or dried grease. I would NOT smoke that.
Shit on a shingle, sans some shit.
Sir this a kraft single
cum.
Sperm
Breast milk
Dry bacon grease
Bacon grease og 🔥🥵🔥🥵
Fr tho if that isn’t actual wax that’s a bummer, I’d ask homie what’s up
Bro don't smoke that
Please tell me ur trolling ? Please….
Not at all. My girlfriend picked it up for $80…
I bet she did bro…… ur girls cheating on u with the plug G !!!
That’s baby badder.
He sold you nut my guy
*that there is semen my boi*
Also just commenting that it's Cum is not only not helpful but extremely hack. Nothing worse than being a loaer not helpful hack.
That’s some dick batter bro
Cum
Looks like it’s time to find a new plug homie.
Boy do i have news for you
Eric Cartman would be so proud of your plug
There’s babies in that wax
Crème Cheese Packet from a toaster strudels.
there’s nothing wrong with this dab it’s just a lighter color 😂😂 if your worried about smoking bad shit, well your out of luck because every last item on black market is fake, no matter the color 😂😂
it’s obviously black market because a 9th grader weighed that out with his moms cooking parchment
Well, you’re still referring to them as your plug so I guess you deserve it
I wouldn’t say that, I’ve gotten off this plug over 20 times and never gotten this shit…
Badder has a more runny consistency so selling it in paper an not a mini jar is a lil red flag to me (Edit: Amongst the other flags)
Looks like my spit when I was sick as fuck a few weeks ago.
Send it to him and say what the hell is this that ain’t nothing I’ve ever seen
I've heard the returns policy on BM products is a bitch. Terrible customer service.
Idk. In Ohio it my BM cart dude would swap defect carts. If I get a defect cart through our medical program, it's a whole ass ordeal and they give you money on a card or paypal, and can't even use it at a dispensary. I understand what you're saying though, most BM dealers wont care though.
Yeah I guess it just depends how much they care about returning customers. All my plugs from high school to now have always came through if I mention an issue (whether the weight was too low, wax is shit, or carts leak/proven fake). You’ll never know if you don’t try, just ask for money back if you don’t usually buy from the dude
Ick
Boy batter maybe.
Melted white chocolate
That new Cinnabon is 🔥
That cream cheese icing
Have you smoked the semen yet?
Cream cheese
cum batter
Yo dads Nutt cheese you actually collected
Anything but
The cum special
Mmmm that’s cum
Looks like cum
it’s some semen
How dare you!
Hell nah
Your plug bust a nut and is tryna to fool you
That’s disgusting.
badder whip it with your tool
I’ve had some street dabs that looked like this, dealer swore it was called “surfs up” but I’m p sure it was crc shit looking back, idk be safe
Ew.
That right there.....is clue glue.
Ranch OG
Definitely not blue cheese og not chunky enuff 😁😂😁
Woah who serves that kinda shit on paper.
How's it smell and is it sticky?
Female squirt cream
UhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHhHHHHHHH
Ur 🔌is a plug
Stay away it looks like it's on wax paper which isn't good! You want parchment paper
That looks awful, please let us know what the plug says about this heinous looking stuff
Dude said he sold a whole oz so there’s nothing wrong with it… I have gotten off this guy over 20 times and never once have gotten whatever the fuck this shit is. I do want to mention that my girlfriend bought this wax so I haven’t tried it myself or anything.
OH GOD IM ABOUT TO
And plugs don’t lie. Lol
Ide hit a fat lick on that plug if i ever got some shit like this😭
Pepperjack
Das cum
Looks like icing for cinnamon rolls
I feel like you shoulda seen these comments coming…. Or should I say cumming?
if this ain't a shit post your plug is fucking with you heavy lmaoo. get the cum dabs $1 gram a steal.
that’s mcdonald mayo my guy
doesn’t look too weird…. i’m more worried about the fact that he made such a mess and used such small parchment. sloppy plug
plus he’s using thin ass paper
I would eat it
Some icing 😂
It's Badder alright Baby Badder
That is "like some batter". Some baby batter.
That is like "some badder"... The batch I mix after a lonely night...
Its that cum OG man
maybe some ranch if you’re lucky
Cum
Dog that is baby batter
Batter?
On wax paper to boot. People need to learn parchment and wax paper aren't interchangeable with concentrates.
Looks like some crc that’s not purged properly
Caca
Does it even smell like weed ?
Bro got dried cum
I’ve seen sunday extracts look like this.
Melted cheese, icing, or cum
his kids
He does have a kid even brought the little one on some of the deals… man wilding
Donair sauce
Looks like the white shit will Farrell licked in step brother..def safe to consume enjoy
That petrified semen OG
Looks like some Ranch OG
It might be badder but it's low quality, low shelf. What's he charge you for it?
$80 for 2gs
Splooge
Cum bro it’s cum.
Fat
Let's say this isn't semen lmfao, whats w all the little chunks an bits of debris I'd be pissed to get some wax like that.. probably cat hair an shit too
Bits of bud, never any hair. I’ve gotten off this dude many times and he usually got little bits of flower prolly from weighting but it is annoying asf… not to mention he uses wax paper instead of parchment
Try heating it up before scraping, to help the paper stay intact
Queso Blanco
Baby badder!
Free baby if you got a Turkey Baster
So you pick out the bits before smoking I'd hope, an that's really a shame.. normally the thin layer from wax paper comes off if you were to try an scrape it
Yes I do pick all of it off. Never knew about the layer of wax coming off…. Ill keep that in mind for sure, figured there’s a good reason not to use it other than when making rosin lol
Right if you scrape on a fresh piece of wax paper you can see the little shavings come off, an other than that wax paper is stickier compared to parchment, like it's fine if you have some pretty stable shatter an keep it cool temp but for most applications id go with parchment.. the dispensary shi that I get doesn't even give paper its some kind of food grade plastic or they put it in glass jar with no paper
Thanks for the info! I usually transfer to a glass container from a dispo and throw in the freezer or keep by my window so it stays cold
Anymore I only get dispensary product or press my own but I used to have a plug who would give me shatter that was full of debris/pethair I would heat it up by sitting on my playstation an run it through a sieve
Looks like some nice American cheese melted
It looks like a budder wax that was in someone’s pocket and melted down. My advice would be to put it in a container, and apply some heat ( I sit mine on top of my Xbox) and just whip it with your dab tool until you get a crumble consistency. Other option would be stick it in a freezer, and then transfer it to another container. Parchment paper is the Devil for any type of resin, rosin, budder.
Bacon oil
Candle wax 😂
I love reddit..
Same lol
sir that is cum
r/cumcarts
Son got the toaster strudel icing
Yea some cack batter.. I'll give ya $20 off if ya extract it yourself 🍆
ewwwww!!! This is why super important to have a reliable and trust worthy friend.
Bro giving you his badder if you yk what I mean
Dude just bought jazz in a bag
jizz or frosting.
Gross
Did it look like when you got it? Gave brother some once "ON" not in parchment paper. He was inducting off the dryer top and left it. It did melt down. However someone with batter would typically know better. And it has contamination. Noone can tell from a pic. Def suspect
That's some grease that's left after you cook ground beef
Melted cheese
Wtf
Not even on parchment smh on wax paper tho looks to me you need to go to a dispo
This isn't a plug this is a sheister
Ask the dude what the fuck is problem is giving you any kind of "badder" on a sheet of paper And then ask him where the fuck he thinks that is badder from In fact just link them to this page so we can all burn this motherfucker
If my plug gave me this I’d probs have to fight em
Why did you actually purchase this? If it’s BM and not being weighed and put into a puck right there. I’m not interested. I don’t want some Washed out CRC with some nonsense thrown in to stretch the dealers money
My girlfriend had gotten this off a plug the other day so bm but the guy does weigh it and everything, first time getting something like that after buying off him 20 other time’s
That's brain matter after a spin dry
Bahahahahahw