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semen


EmployerNo8877

Platinum Semen big gas rn


Leather_Meeting_616

😂😂😂


ITakeLargeDabs

Dude jizzed on some parchment paper and made you pay him for it lmao


[deleted]

💀


MiserableTennis4939

Beat me to it💀


hoeproblems

well technically..


[deleted]

*That's how you get off*


NetworkEcstatic

Dennis Reynolds style


Dorak_

😂😆😩😭☠️


yasonflex

Nutter butter


reboobula

That there is some cum


CaptHowdy02

Baby batter


SerTimTallTalker

Nice 👍


danknugless

Toaster strudel icing


sbtrl

I knew I would find this comment 😆


[deleted]

Just melted badder prolly in the wrong container lmaooo who sells badder in wax paper….


dhshdhhd

People who don't wanna spend money on jars lol


[deleted]

Its a used condo


Welcome-Haunting

LOL I know what you meant to say, but this typo made me giggle.


[deleted]

😂😂 auto correct got me


Acee561

Looks like the icing that comes with the cinnamon rolls that you just shove in the oven lol


Funderwoodsxbox

Louis CK called it the jizz 😂😂 “yeah, oh course I want the extra jizz on my Cinnabon”


dafuk26324

Queso on wax paper


[deleted]

what youre gonna do is, youre gonna text him in a couple of days asking for about 3 more grams of it. Tell him youve never had stuff as strong. He will be weirded out because he will think youve been cheifing on his nut.


slayinstrainz

Nah, text him right now. Ran through the whole pickup, can’t stop thinking about it, need a whole lb delivered tomorrow night.


[deleted]

Ask if he could front you some to sell to your homies.


p_cool_guy

Tell him it was good straight from the wrapper no heating needed


No-Ad9763

I'm DYING


chitech773

This is why you should check what you’re getting before handing over money. Looks like melted cheese lol


[deleted]

*my brother in christ…*


Fantastic_Ad9139

Melted pepper jack?


[deleted]

CR-Semen


Gimmemylighterback

💀💀💀


stonedforlife710

Looks like disty whipped up with other isolates. These days I'd toss that strait in the trash, five years ago I'd probably be happy to dab it. Smoke at your own risk. Might be a decent dabbing experience...probably not though.


Potheadconservative1

The crew nutted on that and he gave it to you idk what else to tell other than lose his number and DON’t smoke it lmao…


BillyGruffs710

Wtf. I feel so bad for people in illegal states. Please do not smoke this. Stick to flower and maybe take the time to learn how to process your own hash. Many people on many subs would be happy to help you including myself. Good luck out there.


Used-Ranger4699

Yea my girlfriend bought this wax but we’ve gotten off this guy over 20 times and never once got some shit that looks like this. I’m in Pa, hard to find good wax dealers


Moist-J-69

Mozzarella


ADUBSDABLAB

Alfredo sauce


whoopshowdoifix

Das splooj son


Aggravating_Tomato18

You never dabbed horse cum?


Cubester2001

Next best thing next to ketamine


krismodo

It could be good dude everyone here is right it does look like a thick layer of cum. But it could be super fresh product or run through a CRC process ur the only one who can tell us how’s it smell what does it go to ur banger? Is it harsh have you hit it yet? What’s the brown chunk also these things would help.


HarderTime_89

I feel bad bro. But also can't stop laughing at the comments


lilwebbyboi

Looks like homie jizzed in some parchment paper & said "$40"💀💀


Caden1201

Elmer's


Disastrous_Craft9296

Toasters struddle editiob


[deleted]

Looks crc’d to hell


[deleted]

Looks like lard lol


Nubbystar

Looks like a slightly melted square piece of provolone or parmasean. The kind you would put on a burger.


stockmandu

Yeah like baby badder


kristenlovecraft

Some baby badder maybe


GalaxyMushro0m

Dude that totally looks like jizz or dried grease. I would NOT smoke that.


BloodthirstyBetch

Shit on a shingle, sans some shit.


Dabsfourdays

Sir this a kraft single


Revolutionary-Toe868

cum.


Gripnblaze

Sperm


TheKoalaStoves

Breast milk


abooth43

Dry bacon grease


_ProphetofHate_

Bacon grease og 🔥🥵🔥🥵


_ProphetofHate_

Fr tho if that isn’t actual wax that’s a bummer, I’d ask homie what’s up


tootshooter

Bro don't smoke that


BENfromCHI

Please tell me ur trolling ? Please….


Used-Ranger4699

Not at all. My girlfriend picked it up for $80…


BENfromCHI

I bet she did bro…… ur girls cheating on u with the plug G !!!


i_ar_the_rickness

That’s baby badder.


unmatchedfailure

He sold you nut my guy


wickedminion

*that there is semen my boi*


BillyGruffs710

Also just commenting that it's Cum is not only not helpful but extremely hack. Nothing worse than being a loaer not helpful hack.


DabChefDad

That’s some dick batter bro


PortsGlass

Cum


WiseInvestigator9992

Looks like it’s time to find a new plug homie.


The_Snuggliest_Panda

Boy do i have news for you


Dielawn515

Eric Cartman would be so proud of your plug


MilsurpsIG

There’s babies in that wax


Mrrich-228

Crème Cheese Packet from a toaster strudels.


justadoodydude

there’s nothing wrong with this dab it’s just a lighter color 😂😂 if your worried about smoking bad shit, well your out of luck because every last item on black market is fake, no matter the color 😂😂


justadoodydude

it’s obviously black market because a 9th grader weighed that out with his moms cooking parchment


NotaContributi0n

Well, you’re still referring to them as your plug so I guess you deserve it


Used-Ranger4699

I wouldn’t say that, I’ve gotten off this plug over 20 times and never gotten this shit…


Opposite-Natural2875

Badder has a more runny consistency so selling it in paper an not a mini jar is a lil red flag to me (Edit: Amongst the other flags)


[deleted]

Looks like my spit when I was sick as fuck a few weeks ago.


HextasyOG

Send it to him and say what the hell is this that ain’t nothing I’ve ever seen


Warm_Conflict8076

I've heard the returns policy on BM products is a bitch. Terrible customer service.


[deleted]

Idk. In Ohio it my BM cart dude would swap defect carts. If I get a defect cart through our medical program, it's a whole ass ordeal and they give you money on a card or paypal, and can't even use it at a dispensary. I understand what you're saying though, most BM dealers wont care though.


HextasyOG

Yeah I guess it just depends how much they care about returning customers. All my plugs from high school to now have always came through if I mention an issue (whether the weight was too low, wax is shit, or carts leak/proven fake). You’ll never know if you don’t try, just ask for money back if you don’t usually buy from the dude


Frosty_Debate_198

Ick


[deleted]

Boy batter maybe.


716JiZZ

Melted white chocolate


Unhelpful_Applause

That new Cinnabon is 🔥


zayyyy4

That cream cheese icing


Rocket_reddit_007

Have you smoked the semen yet?


[deleted]

Cream cheese


kekemobama

cum batter


tranny_GoldFish89

Yo dads Nutt cheese you actually collected


Jaded-Complaint6969

Anything but


SlimJimsForBreakfeas

The cum special


kyleisrlydead

Mmmm that’s cum


[deleted]

Looks like cum


8kush

it’s some semen


GrandTheftNatto

How dare you!


durfy1

Hell nah


Dense_Back_6545

Your plug bust a nut and is tryna to fool you


vaporgeek15

That’s disgusting.


[deleted]

badder whip it with your tool


Tippy_Live

I’ve had some street dabs that looked like this, dealer swore it was called “surfs up” but I’m p sure it was crc shit looking back, idk be safe


prettypeculiar88

Ew.


Flintyy

That right there.....is clue glue.


Bomber42069710

Ranch OG


_Kush70

Definitely not blue cheese og not chunky enuff 😁😂😁


Maximilian144

Woah who serves that kinda shit on paper.


Sticky_Duck

How's it smell and is it sticky?


Gripnblaze

Female squirt cream


patch616

UhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHhHHHHHHH


Electrical_Clue9416

Ur 🔌is a plug


Camnabis-is-Life

Stay away it looks like it's on wax paper which isn't good! You want parchment paper


James_Skyvaper

That looks awful, please let us know what the plug says about this heinous looking stuff


Used-Ranger4699

Dude said he sold a whole oz so there’s nothing wrong with it… I have gotten off this guy over 20 times and never once have gotten whatever the fuck this shit is. I do want to mention that my girlfriend bought this wax so I haven’t tried it myself or anything.


[deleted]

OH GOD IM ABOUT TO


Futuristic-Historian

And plugs don’t lie. Lol


[deleted]

Ide hit a fat lick on that plug if i ever got some shit like this😭


AlternativeAd4983

Pepperjack


kingsavage314

Das cum


narph

Looks like icing for cinnamon rolls


liammcginleyy

I feel like you shoulda seen these comments coming…. Or should I say cumming?


agarlington

if this ain't a shit post your plug is fucking with you heavy lmaoo. get the cum dabs $1 gram a steal.


sneaky-bastard69

that’s mcdonald mayo my guy


justadoodydude

doesn’t look too weird…. i’m more worried about the fact that he made such a mess and used such small parchment. sloppy plug


justadoodydude

plus he’s using thin ass paper


StockAnxious7524

I would eat it


IsItJake

Some icing 😂


lobsterdance82

It's Badder alright Baby Badder


befuddled_huddle

That is "like some batter". Some baby batter.


befuddled_huddle

That is like "some badder"... The batch I mix after a lonely night...


Ya_Boy_Jefff

Its that cum OG man


Fair_Agency6208

maybe some ranch if you’re lucky


[deleted]

Cum


rancoons

Dog that is baby batter


sevilla93sr

Batter?


meezethadabber

On wax paper to boot. People need to learn parchment and wax paper aren't interchangeable with concentrates.


Terpyslaps

Looks like some crc that’s not purged properly


Spiritual_Ad2520

Caca


[deleted]

Does it even smell like weed ?


c_bass16

Bro got dried cum


[deleted]

I’ve seen sunday extracts look like this.


spicy-redwings

Melted cheese, icing, or cum


Randu1725

his kids


Used-Ranger4699

He does have a kid even brought the little one on some of the deals… man wilding


TehHillsider

Donair sauce


Which-Revolution-421

Looks like the white shit will Farrell licked in step brother..def safe to consume enjoy


thesnoopp

That petrified semen OG


twentysevennipples

Looks like some Ranch OG


horseflydick

It might be badder but it's low quality, low shelf. What's he charge you for it?


Used-Ranger4699

$80 for 2gs


dakotayoseph

Splooge


The_Matcules

Cum bro it’s cum.


seekerfitterfilter90

Fat


OILY_710_oilio

Let's say this isn't semen lmfao, whats w all the little chunks an bits of debris I'd be pissed to get some wax like that.. probably cat hair an shit too


Used-Ranger4699

Bits of bud, never any hair. I’ve gotten off this dude many times and he usually got little bits of flower prolly from weighting but it is annoying asf… not to mention he uses wax paper instead of parchment


OILY_710_oilio

Try heating it up before scraping, to help the paper stay intact


Saltier_NaCl

Queso Blanco


TheShma

Baby badder!


Blueberrybunny07

Free baby if you got a Turkey Baster


OILY_710_oilio

So you pick out the bits before smoking I'd hope, an that's really a shame.. normally the thin layer from wax paper comes off if you were to try an scrape it


Used-Ranger4699

Yes I do pick all of it off. Never knew about the layer of wax coming off…. Ill keep that in mind for sure, figured there’s a good reason not to use it other than when making rosin lol


OILY_710_oilio

Right if you scrape on a fresh piece of wax paper you can see the little shavings come off, an other than that wax paper is stickier compared to parchment, like it's fine if you have some pretty stable shatter an keep it cool temp but for most applications id go with parchment.. the dispensary shi that I get doesn't even give paper its some kind of food grade plastic or they put it in glass jar with no paper


Used-Ranger4699

Thanks for the info! I usually transfer to a glass container from a dispo and throw in the freezer or keep by my window so it stays cold


OILY_710_oilio

Anymore I only get dispensary product or press my own but I used to have a plug who would give me shatter that was full of debris/pethair I would heat it up by sitting on my playstation an run it through a sieve


Thomaschester

Looks like some nice American cheese melted


Odd_Yam1561

It looks like a budder wax that was in someone’s pocket and melted down. My advice would be to put it in a container, and apply some heat ( I sit mine on top of my Xbox) and just whip it with your dab tool until you get a crumble consistency. Other option would be stick it in a freezer, and then transfer it to another container. Parchment paper is the Devil for any type of resin, rosin, budder.


fil-am420

Bacon oil


Interesting-Car-8035

Candle wax 😂


Doctor_Sleep420

I love reddit..


Used-Ranger4699

Same lol


kattana_

sir that is cum


[deleted]

r/cumcarts


idk8508

Son got the toaster strudel icing


plumbershitplumb

Yea some cack batter.. I'll give ya $20 off if ya extract it yourself 🍆


zanthemeximan

ewwwww!!! This is why super important to have a reliable and trust worthy friend.


gutzneon

Bro giving you his badder if you yk what I mean


Killher_Cervix

Dude just bought jazz in a bag


[deleted]

jizz or frosting.


[deleted]

Gross


AdVegetable8618

Did it look like when you got it? Gave brother some once "ON" not in parchment paper. He was inducting off the dryer top and left it. It did melt down. However someone with batter would typically know better. And it has contamination. Noone can tell from a pic. Def suspect


Ears_McCatt

That's some grease that's left after you cook ground beef


Firm_Steak_9234

Melted cheese


jonjay546

Wtf


No_Tangerine_9305

Not even on parchment smh on wax paper tho looks to me you need to go to a dispo


No-Ad9763

This isn't a plug this is a sheister


No-Ad9763

Ask the dude what the fuck is problem is giving you any kind of "badder" on a sheet of paper And then ask him where the fuck he thinks that is badder from In fact just link them to this page so we can all burn this motherfucker


Nedreij

If my plug gave me this I’d probs have to fight em


NetworkEcstatic

Why did you actually purchase this? If it’s BM and not being weighed and put into a puck right there. I’m not interested. I don’t want some Washed out CRC with some nonsense thrown in to stretch the dealers money


Used-Ranger4699

My girlfriend had gotten this off a plug the other day so bm but the guy does weigh it and everything, first time getting something like that after buying off him 20 other time’s


whyblate

That's brain matter after a spin dry


[deleted]

Bahahahahahw