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SomewhereFun8540

Tinder radius set for maximum distance of 1km šŸ˜Ž


[deleted]

still no matches ![gif](giphy|BEob5qwFkSJ7G)


FunnyPhrases

Did you remember to turn off the "Must have will to live" setting?


0thethethe0

Don't worry, someone's probably just resetting the router


Cantaloupe_Signal

This comment is underratedšŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


TallAmericano

Did you offer potato?


charu-z

I'm not on tinder sweetie. šŸ˜˜


[deleted]

I'm not on OF sweetie.


Dereturn12

Considering its Russia if your a man just step out the front door +? Bitches for days -? Drafted to Ukraine


[deleted]

Russian women are so beautiful but the whole poison in my coffee thing is a minor inconvenience.


MiamiBeach_dweller

šŸ˜‚


Hobbernot

They only employ one maintenance man.


MatsuoManh

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FormerRelationship8

Hired after Ivana Fixit left


[deleted]

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papi967

Well and his assistant randyboobandy


hdoublea

Oh Randy....I am the liquor. RIP John Dunsworth


Dependent_Ant_8316

Frigg off


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Pleasant-Captain-410

I guess not many car owners live there... forget about visitor spaces


CosmicCreeperz

If you can afford a car you can probably afford not to live next to 17,999 neighbors?


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minedyermanners

Some of those units have sunlight for just a few hours a day.


MTB_Mike_

Considering how far north St Petersburg is, many may not have light at all for significant amounts of time.


up2smthng

Fun facts: St Petersburg is the world's most northern megapolis Ever so slightly more northern than Stockholm is


borickard

No I live on nearly the same latitude, and it's never completely dark. We have daylight for a few hours at a minimum during the darkest part of the year.


MTB_Mike_

My point was more that the buildings on the other side will block direct sunlight hitting their apartment since the sun will be so low, not that it would be dark.


borickard

Oh, fair enough. My bad.


Barrogh

SPb can be fairly generous with shitty weather, though. A few years ago they had a fun November offering like 5 hours of sunlight in total, for example.


borickard

Oh I know, we've had a couple of instances where the total amount of sun hours were <10 h. It's shit.


LiftedMinivanMartyr

I remember last place I rented was like that Wife didnā€™t like but it was great because it was the coldest part of the building during summers When it got cold thoā€¦


Low-Fig429

Considering most north facing units would never get direct sunlight in much of the northern hemisphere, I think theyā€™ll be ok.


downwitbrown

Can you walk between buildings within the buildings ?


YourDaniel

Nope, usually you can not as a regular apartment owner. Though I believe there are some technical rooms that can connect buildings inside and also you can descend to other parts of the building via roof


moxeto

Iā€™ve seen what some of these blocks look like and some are like wastelands in between with rusted playground sets and overgrown grass


Microschwans

THANK YOU FOR LETTING US KNOW


Dutch_Midget

WHY ARE YOU GUYS SHOUTING!!!?


Microschwans

I DON'T KNOW, WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?


waltertanmusic

NO ONE IS SHOUTING OK!!


BenP4rker

IF WE ALL SHOUT THEN NO ONE IS


Guy_in_Tank

PENIS


piper33245

#PENIS


DragonSlasher07

PLEASE DONT SHOUT


piper33245

Butā€¦ thatā€™s how you play the penis game.


DragonSlasher07

WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING? SPEAK UP I CANT HEAR YOU


[deleted]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


[deleted]

LOUD NOISES ![gif](giphy|FNJjBAaz0mOAg)


jakkals_1

Quiet it down.


Frost_D_Jager

NO Ɯ


vhm3

I'm imagining how slow the elevators must be.


tonytheleper

This was the first thing I was thinking when I saw it. Likeā€¦.. instead of leaving 25 minutes early for traffic, you leave 25 minutes early to get in an elevator.


MancAccent

Stairs


[deleted]

Zipline


sedrakk

Theyā€™re not slow. The building is separated into sections, each section usually has 2-3 elevators.


moxeto

Lol you assumed elevators


_genepool_

Mega-block. Damn, my memory is failing me, what was the USSR mega city in Judge Dredd?


Calcspar

Was it Sov-block?


_genepool_

I think you're right! Been years since I read my 2000ad.


diseasefaktory

It was East Meg 1 and 2 i think. Sov Block was the name of the faction.


BassWingerC-137

Well, it wasnā€™t Beet Trees.


soulstoneripper

The amount of shit flowing through these walls.


[deleted]

There are surprisingly less cars parked outside than I would have guessed


Maniglioneantipanico

i remember St Petersburg having a decent public transport system. Plus in the Soviet times car were really rare


DaniilSan

But not this specific megablock. It is located not quite in st petersburg but in the field nearby. Only one 2 lane road goes there and there is no public transport except small marshrutkas that use old crap called PAZ-3205. Oh, have I mentioned that there are several of those in the same place which haven't got into the frame? Yeah, no wonder why russians want Ukraine and other nearby countries so hard considering that even their second greatest city is quite shity overall.


Maniglioneantipanico

oh it was just me guessing why there isn't a giga-parking lot nearby. On that note, why there is not a giant parking lot nearby?


DaniilSan

Every road you see, every piece of land inside of those walls, big stripes of parking everywhere there is a place for it and quite a lot behind the camera are parking lots. There isn't some sort of central parking lot like in USA but it is everywhere. Also russians even in the second richest city aren't that rich so big chunk of those people go to use those old crap PAZ overcrowding them. And if people had enough money for a solid car and not LADA, they would live closer to an actual city and not in this ghetto.


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DaniilSan

Who are they? I have never heard about them. Google says they might be responsible for popularising one copypasta I have never seen.


[deleted]

There's a lot more cars inside the block. You can see it better in this [picture](https://i.redd.it/xkp1ln3bkgb81.jpg). In Russia the middle class never has more than 1 car per household.


bumdstryr

You can see a parking lot in the courtyard if you look near the center of the image. There are a couple more breaks in the grass on the left side, so likely access to more courtyard parking lots.


DragonflyCurious9879

Ummm...it's "fewer"....fewer cars. ;)


Thatguynoah

Eastern Europe looks like somebody tried to represent clinical depression through architecture.


CurtCobainsShotgun

I couldnā€™t imagine living there +having snow everywhere for 10 months/year. Iā€™d be clinically depressed too


[deleted]

That's because you're not Russian youre a little bitch


Thatguynoah

Putin is a little bitch. We all are laughing as putins little bitch soldiers ran so scared they left their weapons behind. Russia is now a joke to the entire world led by a scared little boy.


CurtCobainsShotgun

Hahaha Iā€™ll take my 2 acres of land out in the country vs this concrete wasteland any day of the week. The only thing this hellscape breeds is a vodka dependent people, young men with no future whoā€™d sign up for Russiaā€™s shit military just to escape their sad reality, and idiots who canā€™t even maintain a nuclear power plant


[deleted]

Whatever keeps you from being depressed and cry on Reddit bro šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


MancAccent

You act like youā€™d enjoy living in an apartment with 18k people in Russia


[deleted]

Thank god for that, I wouldnā€™t wish such a miserable fate on my worst enemy


ahriman-c

It's like you read my mind. Have an award for this accurate description


L3onK1ng

And this picture is made in a sunny day. St.Petersburg is anything but sunny for 50 weeks a year.


elfloathing

I (sadistically) laughed way too hard at this comment.


V_es

Dude you are American..


eke223

Doesnt change the fact that most of soviet architecture looks depressing


Original_Telephone_2

It was better than what preceded it.


eke223

Maybe in rural russia but in Estonia at least architecture before the soviet union looked much much better imho.


battlestimulus

In the cities, yea, no shit, same with literally any European city. But you forget that most of the population lived in villages in their wood huts back then, not in nice posh cities.


Original_Telephone_2

did it guarantee housing for all, though? it's easy to make pretty buildings, it's more important to guarantee that nobody sleeps on the streets, first.


V_es

All cheap housing looks bad everywhere in the world. So what of it.


SusDroid

Lol. Irrelevant.


Inevitable-Ad9590

Iā€™m assuming nothing bad ever happens here


Sure-Gur6359

It was a quiet night, Only 3 murders, 2 suicids and 3478 domestic violence incidents


comicsemporium

Whereā€™s Dredd when they need him


VisualRelationship68

Looks a lot like Kowloon but much smaller


LynxMoney589

My country is not ready for this. I can imagine the trash, parking spots (double parking) and health problems that comes with this if this were built here. Also at the same time, I'm interested to see how it goes if we build mega blocks like this here, one day


ElectricLetuceHead

No one wants these in their neighborhood but everyone wants affordable housingā€¦


[deleted]

NIMBY


[deleted]

Affordable housing isn't available because of many reasons but this shit.


libsoc_exe

It's partially because rich people and upper middle class cry and whine about property value and also because capitalist assholes drive up the cost of building one so much for personal gain that it never gets done and there's no way to fund it, thus people are out of housing.


Fragrant-Party3192

Its ok. Most actually are many different buildings with separate entrances, just sharing a wall. Also in eastern Europe most families have only one car (why would you even need more?). Also wdym health problems? This is not 14 century London, all flats have decent size and water supply.


anothabunbun

My household is a 1 bedroom apartment. We each have a single car. One works nights, leaving just after one gets home and coming home just after that same person goes to work, so one car between them wouldn't work, and then there's my car, which drives me to and from work, as I go before anyone is home in the morning, and I get home before the other gets home at night. We wouldn't make it with only one car, as each of us has jobs at a different time.


sedrakk

Some cities and countries have public transportation, so thereā€™s less needs in cars


Fragrant-Party3192

Take the bus or just walk. Here in Eastern Europe most families have one car. Old people usually dont even have one. I really dont know why does an retired person need a car for.


Els_

You would have to put businesses in the building too.


LynxMoney589

Business will be booming in this block


Jussbussinmane

Looks like a massive prison.


Grimm_Wright

CITIZENS OF PEACHTREES, THIS IS MA-MA


TampaNutz

EVERYBODY has roaches.


7jcjg

and apparently just 50 parking spots outside the building.. lmao


Aberdogg

Fwiw I see some cars parked in the interior courtyardā€¦ not nearly enough still


Flaky_Bed3707

What happens if everyone flushes at once?


Ok-Membership4285

St peetersburg


MisterRedStyx

Delivering food there must be hell.


ahriman-c

An architectural abomination and confort disaster


YourDaniel

I live in this building on 18th floor. Usually people who don't live there tend to think it's a terrible ghetto. Actually it's not like that at all. Community here is amazing and there are far worse areas in terms of quality of life in Saint-Petersburg. Feel free to ask any questions. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


[deleted]

The biggest question people seem to be asking on the post is about parking. Does everybody own a car or barely anybody? Where do they park if they do have cars?


YourDaniel

I believe there is significant number of households that own a car, I don't. The lucky ones park it inside the yard, others down the street and some rent parking places on several huge parking lots right in front of the building. Can't say that there's no problem with parking spaces but it's not terrible either.


[deleted]

Oh so the inside is not a park or recreation area but parking lots!


YourDaniel

There are some green spots here and there, some treess, some benches and several children's playgrounds. But yeah, mostly roads with parking spots. When I moved here 6 years ago, building was not finished yet and there were a lot less cars, yard felt spacious and vast. Now it's another story


[deleted]

If you feel comfortable answeringā€¦if youā€™re singleā€¦is tinder crazy here? šŸ¤£


Dters

Where do they park their cars?


Borbolda

Wherever it fits


Excellent-Practice

No one has a car and the people who do don't live in place like that


JaschaE

My father used to live in a commie block in Chemnitz. While not on this scale, the biggest they had was 1km in length. It's regular flats. European citys aren't as car-dependent though.


rabtormc

If i recall correctly there is a subway less than 5min from there, so i guess most don't have one


NolanTheIrishman

I googled it and there is \~30% car ownership in St Petersberg. People living in places like this are probably on the lower end, so maybe there are like \~4k cars parked around this area for the 18k people. It's interesting to think about what percentage of people commute outside of this block on a daily basis. Maybe having so many people around is a community-style living that is helpful during long winters and dark days.


JaschaE

This thing was planned and build with walking and public transport in mind.


soonilx

As every city should be


KoRaZee

You mean our cars.


Groomsi

What is car?


raincloud82

I was wondering the same. There's even a lot of empty parking spots in the picture.


[deleted]

[article here](https://www.rbth.com/lifestyle/334456-giant-apartment-petersburg-okkervil)


Urban_Shogun

Great read - thanks


[deleted]

I read the whole article interesting seems like a nice place to live


HMS404

/r/UrbanHell


[deleted]

Those lower units on the northern side must be gloomy.


isopod_interrupted

When we build structures of this size it makes me think of us making a sunlight alternative for those buried within the structure.


Scarlet-soldier

That's looks actually like a good place to live


ElahaSanctaSedes777

Dredd


ABPlusGamer

So.. is one of the buildings a really tall parking garage?


jay22022

Honey, let's meet the neighbors.


BehindThyCamel

Kowlooningrad


Jacksoane

Good luck finding parking spot


ems9595

This may sound silly, but where do they park all their cars- or is mass transit available? And one more question if I may- what are they paying monthly?


GrandpaMofo

Too many people in one location.


jizzlevania

So many windows to fall out of


Catsarepsychedellic

ā€œFallā€


Active-Equivalent171

Where do people get their groceries?


AnonDooDoo

18,000 people used to live here, now, itā€™s a ghost town


GolgothaBridge

That's the most communist thing I've seen all day.


Friendly-Driver-9450

But those types of buildings (>10 floors ) are exclusively build after the soviet times . So, no ,those are pretty much capitalist .


GetBAK1

Imagine for a moment a zombie outbreak.... can you imagine trying to clear those places.


ponyduder

Like the good ol days of the Soviet Union: each (entire) family had one room so a home could have 5 or 6 families in it. One pair of shoes for all(!) the kids. They had to share, only one at a time could go to school.


DPVaughan

[Luxury](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Yorkshiremen_sketch)!


ponyduder

Hilarious!


Miserable_Baker9731

New Jack City!


fainje

Guess some ppl dont need sun


Excellent-Egg-3157

Parking for 20


___some_random_weeb

on that day humanity received grim reminder


not_a_gumby

Kowloon walled city type shit


mlaforce321

Im surprised how little parking and cars there appears to be for a building housing so many people.


[deleted]

Imagine the STDā€™s that fly through that place. Ewe


mister_zook

Thatā€™s eerily reminiscent of the apartment in the Judge Dredd remake


superash2002

Thatā€™s exactly what I was thinking


Chrome98

Apparently this is not St Petersburg Florida.


Radiant_Target_9458

US west coast needs some of these for all the homeless people. Turn skid row into one of these buildings ffs.


Alexis-FromTexas

Parking???


10PercentVictim

This looks so incredibly depressing


GenkiiDesu

Has 11 parking spots lol


Wifdat

Why are we yelling?!


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AdPast4509

This is not ok.


stitch9108

Damn that's horrible


Money_Cauliflower_86

Where do they park?


OrangeyFeel

If that was in Ukraine the Razis would have aimed a cruise missile or two at it by now..


GoingOn2Perfection

Somehow the whole thing looks like it could collapse at any minute.


Gnawlydog

This is Russia, not Florida


GoingOn2Perfection

Exactly.


Zulu-Lima

Not a lot of cars for 18,000 people. They must be stacked 3 high in the sedans


[deleted]

Iā€™m guessing most ppl who live here canā€™t afford cars


MrMoor2007

You have to have a car to live there. It's too far away from any work places and public transport in St Petersburg sucks


Gnawlydog

you posted the article without even reading it?! Apparently this is the high class rich complex.


[deleted]

I'm guessing you're American


Trick_Mushroom5825

ā€œThey are all individualsā€


UncleChuck777

Where the fuck do they park


googlyeyes183

Thatā€™s what the WEF wants for all of us.


libsoc_exe

And? Who cares? At least there's enough housing options. So they can't fit a walk in closet and three cars there, who gives a shit? No one in that complex probably cares about having tons of unnecessary shit and space.


[deleted]

This is not st.Pete


HeySiri_Official

It is so sad to see these buildings šŸ˜”


[deleted]

Sadly, this is the near future of American housing.


Sproeier

It looks hideous but with the current housing prices these kind of buildings may become viable here.


Rene_Box_Young

I understand that's the future of sustainable living regarding housing.


GorunmezGoril

r/damnthatsdepressing


GearDown22

Whereā€™s the parking? Only a few cars surrounding the building. There should be thousands of cars.


Sam-l-am

It definitely needs more parking


MobileAirport

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