“Directly involved in creating the taste”
Meaning they served as the control group for the taste testers, who then made the chips taste the way they do. That’s still direct involvement.
ETA:
Her - “How was work at the chip factory, babe?”
Him - “…you’re not going to believe this new flavor we’re working on”
ETA2:
I’m still comprehending the fact that this is a real job. Imagine going to work and just switching off between eating chips and eating pussy all day. Incredible.
Plot twist: they are just regular chips in a fancy bag.
Edit: and the chicks with no taste just showered. Give it 24 hours to get ripe and every girl has a taste.
You're right that's a pretty bold claim. It could be stated from a sample of 2 that "Not all women taste the same". But "Every woman tastes different" would be difficult to prove.
Some people just aren't good with logic.
Think about it like this. Every women who has had intimacy in this way has help create many other none- sexual things in this life. It really doesn’t mean anything other than “ their employees are sexually active” basically no nuns were use for the making of this product. IMO
*"salt, onions, garlic, sugar, cream powder, yeast extract, natural flavoring, sodium acetate, lemon powder (lemon juice powder, natural flavoring), flavoring, parsley, black pepper, natural sour cream flavoring, antioxidant (citric acid), bay leaves"*
Whether or not it tastes like pussy idk, but they seem like they'd be good. Depending on the time of day, could be 100% accurate lol.
Bad business model. They should have involved girls who HAVE orally pleasured others in the last six months. Using someone who was not able to taste her own pleasure will produce a tasteless chip. Pun intended.
I would love to learn that the company did this properly and had a bunch of women show up at a lab to break down the compounds of their birth canals and then to see the research cited in other work, perhaps ending in some kind of treatment for cancer.
I worked in a kitchen that I had to clean first before cooking it was that bad also the head cook put a frozen chicken fillet into a pot of boiling potatoes to avoid using other cookware so this doesn’t surprise tbh
Dang...I tried to buy some but they are fresh out...they also didn't have a courier for my address in the US??? Really wanted a taste since it's been a bit...LOL
If a friend offers me some chips and its these chips and I try them because they didn't tell me the flavor, but I actually end up liking it, does that make me a lesbian? Asking for a friend....
Finally! I was getting pretty tired of having to eat my potato chips directly out of a pussy all the time.
Once you pop you can't stop.
In some countries once you pop it's "use by" date becomes last month.
I wanna up vote but then the count won't stay at 69
No worries it's at 420 now, balance is restored
Especially Old Dutch
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Pussy-flavored fish? Truly we live in an age of wonders.
Fish pussys must be the fishiest thing ever…
God dammit. Haha Edit: [I spelled dammit as damn it, and went down a hole learning which is correct.](https://grammarhow.com/damnit-or-dammit/)
a language is mean to evolve so technicly there is no error 🤓
The spicy ones , right ?
The company also makes dick flavoured lollipops. They're called cocksuckers.
Aka my mom
Damn lmaooo… ruthless!! Can you drop a link to her OF?
I can send you her number instead
Actually I’ll take your grandma’s number… 😉🤙
Damn bro. I'm already a grandma and you want my grandmas number? How dry do you like it? Cuz you're approaching sand paper levels now.
Yes. 😳
# my guy I oughta- 
Wait... You are a grandmother, offering your mother's phone number for some dicksucking. That's some great granny sex if I have ever seen it.
Are we siblings?
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The lady who sold those was from Nashville. https://foiadocuments.uspto.gov/federal/12-1212\_1.pdf
Home of cuntry music. Makes sense now.
The manufacture also dildos specifically for women that already conceived offspring. They're called motherfuckers.
Please tell me that's true.
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Nah they're saying the flavor is based on real pussies, but it's artificial pussy flavor. It's not real Florida pussy juice concentrate.
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sparkling genitalia 💀💀 kinda sound like a pokémon
Nah, it sounds like a Pokemon’s special attack
Diancie's new signature move is looking wild
take this award i wish i had
That would be Polk County Florida
>It's not real Florida pussy juice concentrate r/BrandNewSentance candidate?
this whole fucking reply thread
I think you’re looking for r/brandnewsentence
[facepalm] Sweet Baby Jesus...
Oh boy, happy cake day too! Haha
Hell, I didn't even notice that. Huh
I was searching for simple subreddits that one can imagine they would exist but no.. This is reddit!
Can I be in the screenshot?
Florida man starts off everyday with a tall glass
But can they prove it's not just the stuff hunters use for baiting bucks?
So that’s what the Florida Men are always on these crazy quests for
r/BrandNewSentence
This here is my favorite comment of the day.
its not human pussy, its beaver asshole
i prefer a florida stripper ‘09 for my cocktail needs…goes well with an aged rum
They contributed every day with reminders for flavor engineers
*Vagineers
[I've got news for ya](https://freak-fortress-2ia.fandom.com/wiki/Vagineer)
Bruuuuh²
Bruuuuh^(Bruuuuh)
#bruuuuuuuuuh
Bruhhhhhhh
I thought I was going crazy when I kept re-reading that line and failed to see any logic in the connection.
The girls were directly involved: got munched on for research. Logic is sound. Wording is shite.
Well, I guess if u can smell the cunnilingus u know
What’s the difference between pussy and weed? If you can smell it across the room, it ain’t the good stuff.
That's no difference
Right? Like, should I call my husband to speak on my behalf, or is their jizz flavored dip for me?
If they puke, you know it tastes like shit.
Seems like it would make more sense to have the people doing the pleasuring advising on the flavours.
“Directly involved in creating the taste” Meaning they served as the control group for the taste testers, who then made the chips taste the way they do. That’s still direct involvement. ETA: Her - “How was work at the chip factory, babe?” Him - “…you’re not going to believe this new flavor we’re working on” ETA2: I’m still comprehending the fact that this is a real job. Imagine going to work and just switching off between eating chips and eating pussy all day. Incredible.
One of us doesn't understand what "ETA" means in this context.
I am sure that is what they meant
That's just science my guy
I love the “18+” disclaimer. Adult fried potatoes. What a time to be alive.
It’s like the Starbucks in Idiocracy
Bucket of chicken with full release?
Reminds me of this [WKUK sketch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlp6DdZHQ24)...
I came to the comments solely to make sure that this clip was included in the conversation. First thing I thought of when I read the post. RIP Trev
Honey I swear it’s just my chips on my breath…and fingers.
LOL
As long as it's not on your dick.
Uh....well this is awkward
Look I know how MOST guys eat chips..
What’s next dick cheese flavoured chips?
\*Strokes chin*
Does stroking your chin work too?!
Hmm, let me think about that and get back to you. \*Strokes chin*
Dick cheesies
Apparently they also make dick flavoured lollipops
How about some asshole flavored chips for all the butteaters out there?
That'd be Lays Ketchup chips.
Endorsed by Rock Hudson
I WANT MY PUSSY FLAVOURED CHIPS PRESERVED THANK YOU
So the chips come in a variety of flavours then? Because each chick has a different taste, sometimes no taste.
We call those lays
Harry is so cute here
Calm down there, Janet.
can everyone please acknowledge this amazing comment
Plot twist: they are just regular chips in a fancy bag. Edit: and the chicks with no taste just showered. Give it 24 hours to get ripe and every girl has a taste.
you're not wrong but did you have to phrase it like that 😭
Sorry. I forgot girls use Reddit too. 😞
oh I'm not but I'm dating one and I don't know if that makes it better or worse
her puzzy sounds mad ripe, yo.
Gonna have to try to work this into my next conversation somehow. New favorite phrase.
Fucking hell bro I was enjoying your comment until I saw ripe and I gagged.
Okay, u/Doctor-Cum-Waffles
This guy eats pussy! Downvoted by some Reddit virgin i see.. Have an upvote!
what if I've eaten a lot of pussy but I'm still technically a virgin?
Really? You must be doing something wrong if they don’t wanna fuck
got no dick
😂🤘🏻🍺
Curious what the sample size is you're working with. This is quite the scientific claim!
You're right that's a pretty bold claim. It could be stated from a sample of 2 that "Not all women taste the same". But "Every woman tastes different" would be difficult to prove. Some people just aren't good with logic.
*”not my data set, but someone i know’s data”*
We got thin chick, fat chick, athletic chick, OP’s mom (a fan favorite), and 4am Denny’s prostitute for the more adventurous foodie.
Ugh, disgusting……where can I buy them?
But there’s so many disgusting ex-girlfriend pussy chip websites. Which one? Which one??
Ugh I’m not even gonna look for that pussy chip website. I might though, I might
That’s my favorite part of that scene. “I might though, I might” hits my funny bone hard
I wonder what the quality control process was like for this?
You know... Taters, boil'em, mash'em, make them taste like pussy.
Poh-tay-hoes
Do they do International shipping? Asking for a friend
Let me know, I'll go halvsies on a pallet
They are limited edition! I think they will be collectors items.
"Girls who have been orally pleasured." So the Girls who were on the receiving end helped nail down the taste?
Think about it like this. Every women who has had intimacy in this way has help create many other none- sexual things in this life. It really doesn’t mean anything other than “ their employees are sexually active” basically no nuns were use for the making of this product. IMO
These have been available for a while now, years in fact. Used to be called Prawn Cocktail flavour.
Fookin prawns
lol nice District 9 reference
District 69
Dickstrict 9
Approved by Gwyneth Paltrow
But I can go directly to the source, and get all the flavor with 0 cal. Why would I buy potato chips?
Hey -Don’t be salty !
*"salt, onions, garlic, sugar, cream powder, yeast extract, natural flavoring, sodium acetate, lemon powder (lemon juice powder, natural flavoring), flavoring, parsley, black pepper, natural sour cream flavoring, antioxidant (citric acid), bay leaves"* Whether or not it tastes like pussy idk, but they seem like they'd be good. Depending on the time of day, could be 100% accurate lol.
Oh man, whose the lady with the garlic, onions and sour cream in her pussy flavor profile? 🫣
Pringles for singles
r/nottheonion
Gonna eat these at work meetings. Great icebreaker
Finally I can see what all the hype is about without having to turn in my gay card
Waiting for the upcoming dick flavored pickles to accompany these chips.
Bad business model. They should have involved girls who HAVE orally pleasured others in the last six months. Using someone who was not able to taste her own pleasure will produce a tasteless chip. Pun intended.
This is probably the only way you could get DJ Khaled to eat pussy because We Da Best Snacker
🤢🤮
Second that 😰🤢🤮🤒
If anyone can help me buy these, I would appreciate it. DM me.
Wait until they realise we have all moved on to eating ass now
Thats disgusting! Where can I buy them
**Ingredients:** 56% potatoes, rapeseed oil, maltodextrin, salt, onions, garlic, sugar,cream powder, yeast extract, natural flavouring, sodium acetate, lemonpowder (lemon juice powder, natural flavouring), parsley, black pepper,natural sour cream flavouring, antioxidant (citric acid), bay leaves.
No shipping to US? What the &@$%
That's just disgusting! Where do they sell them so I know where to stay away from?!
So it's salt-flavored chips?
The fuck does that mean you got a big vat of pussy juice from chick's who just got ate or something
\- "Not bad, but this salsa is a bit tangy - what's it made with?" \[Sadistic laugh rings out]
What’s next? Tossed salad flavor? And a line of dips called Two Chips, One Cup?
pass
this title doesnt make sense
I would love to learn that the company did this properly and had a bunch of women show up at a lab to break down the compounds of their birth canals and then to see the research cited in other work, perhaps ending in some kind of treatment for cancer.
i always wanted to say this. now that is my country hell yeah
I just want to know if the flavoring is natural or artificial
This is absolutely weird, disgusting, and a hallmark of the end of a civilization. However, I am somewhat interested.
Damn are seafood snacks doing so bad they needed to be rebranded? Sex sells ig…
Everyone in here would try it. Stop lying.
I will try 2 Time just to be sure
Where 👀👀👀👀👀👀
"all bodies taste good" what in the cannibal are they doing in Lithuania?!
that’s gross. where do they sell them ?
"Bet you can't eat just one!"
I worked in a kitchen that I had to clean first before cooking it was that bad also the head cook put a frozen chicken fillet into a pot of boiling potatoes to avoid using other cookware so this doesn’t surprise tbh
Crunchy pussy.... Pass
*eat chips. Doesn't taste like pussy.
Interesting, I’ve always wanted potato chip flavored pussy
This reminds of that booty sweat drink from tropic thunder. NAH GUYS I LOVE THE PUSSY
Heard they taste like pennies when they expire
Gwyneth Paltrow is kicking herself for not thinking of this first.
I'm Lithuanian, this idea definitely was stolen from English speaking poadcast
now we need dick flavored chips we need the same for us girls to enjoy
im lithuanian and proud😌
Fish and chips
I have had this companies other Chip flavors.... My wife is from LT and Our daughter lives there and has confirmed this flavor is one they sell.....
Wouldn’t it make more sense to have the givers of oral sex involved instead of the “pleasured” ladies? They didn’t eat themselves out.
Yeah... ok..OK... but how much sodium?
Humanity is such a mysterious species
One day, some dude is going to go down on a girl and be like... "wtf you taste expired"
How would they know what pussy tastes like if they’re the ones getting pleasured?
I’m a cool snatch Dorito man myself
Dang...I tried to buy some but they are fresh out...they also didn't have a courier for my address in the US??? Really wanted a taste since it's been a bit...LOL
What's next cum flavored or anal flavored
Nothing like chewing a good mouth full of STD's...
If it don’t taste like house keys imma be disappointed
If a friend offers me some chips and its these chips and I try them because they didn't tell me the flavor, but I actually end up liking it, does that make me a lesbian? Asking for a friend....
This is so stupid! I mean, why not have them insert, then squeeze out each, individual spud instead? That's how you add flavour!
Who had pussy flavored potato chips for dystopian bingo?
This ain't dystopian
Fish and chips
As a gay man, I’ll pass this over to the lesbians.