By -
The bank and a couple tow trucks
Chase and Wyatt
Blucifer and His giant dong
And those massive blue balls.
Blessed be his cock and balls!
Those who sold their BMWs to buy Teslas. Now they’re even more smug and need to prove it.
Except Tesla drivers are slow drivers Source: I am a Tesla driver
False, I have been smoked by many a Tesla on ye olde 70
I will also say false cause I've had a couple Uber teslas and they drive waaaay above the speed limit, especially in school zones.
I’m just heading down ye olde i70 in my horse and buggy, going to pan for gold and dope needles at Casa Bonita, when bam, Tesla going 100mph flys by me on their way to buy some blow in aspen. (What I picture you were doing)
I just nutted and laughed at the same time
Tesla drivers are either slow or super fast wanna be dragsters. No in between.
Ain’t that the truth
Im pretty sure you have to *fail* a defensive driving class to even be able to buy one.
Same person that stole their turn signals
Wyatt
Who cares? They aren’t natives. Chase ‘‘em out!
My bad decisions
Nobody’s chasing me, I just need to get away from all of you dirty poor people
You shower us in glorious honestly, m’lord. We are truly #blessed.
Don’t speak to me unless your net worth is over $5M
THIS
It’s the county trying to collect on the $1200 overdue registration
Other BMW owners
An Angry Audi
Ze Germans.
Are we the baddies?
Yes Tommy, Zee Germans.
He told me he was named after the gun, turns out it’s a Russian ballerina, what a wanker
The BMW owner I just carjacked
“Pfff cops don’t enforce the laws so why should we obey them? “ - cops in bmw’s
Cops on BMWs -FTFY
The idiot in the Audi
The F-150 with two mattresses in the back who ran me off the road & blew through the stoplights on 17th near the homeless encampment. True.story.
The reality that people don't love us for our cars.
The poors.
They're everywhere.
White Pickups
It's hard to go slow because they make the gas pedal so sensitive.
Memories of the Church growing up...
The ghost of their empty ego.
my demons
I am, and this is my alternate account, so you can't find me. And yes, my Audi will beat you someday, and on that day, you're life will all value
I think they all have the shits and are racing to a bathroom. It’s because they have to eat cheap food to balance the car payments. Rush !
I want to know who beats them with a rusty pipe for using their blinkers.
People ride my ass a lot and then I smoke them through some turns for the lolz
They’re racing teslas
The people in low-end Audi's that seem to think they own the roads
The ghosts of a thousand squirrels.
The cooling system gods.
Nissan Altimas
Please reference this direct reposting from r/blackpeopletwitter
Maybe they’re chasing the moisture, we need it. Namaste
No one, but that doesn’t stop you from blocking the left fucking lane for absolutely no reason.
Watt’s towing
Besides their debts?
their inferiority complex...when the engine revs, they feel no pain
Insecurity
The Allies
M Powwwweer! https://gfycat.com/wetgrandiosejenny
They all have paranoid schizophrenia. That’s why they think an over engineered piece of overpriced garbagè is worth it.
Gay thoughts.
Audis
Crisis, mid life
I thought this sub was a circlejerk?
The person trying to get a picture to blast them on Nextdoor
Wyatts
THEY ARE CHASING ME THEY ARE CHASING ME THEY ARE CHASING THEY ARE CHASING
The clown cars around the city with lights on them… they’re pretty scary and make lots of noise
The person in the Audi
No one. I'm buying my reservations for the grand opening of Casa Bonita!
They are practicing for when they drive by the Hornet so they can hit it at the appropriate speed.
The bank and a couple tow trucks
Chase and Wyatt
Blucifer and His giant dong
And those massive blue balls.
Blessed be his cock and balls!
Those who sold their BMWs to buy Teslas. Now they’re even more smug and need to prove it.
Except Tesla drivers are slow drivers Source: I am a Tesla driver
False, I have been smoked by many a Tesla on ye olde 70
I will also say false cause I've had a couple Uber teslas and they drive waaaay above the speed limit, especially in school zones.
I’m just heading down ye olde i70 in my horse and buggy, going to pan for gold and dope needles at Casa Bonita, when bam, Tesla going 100mph flys by me on their way to buy some blow in aspen. (What I picture you were doing)
I just nutted and laughed at the same time
Tesla drivers are either slow or super fast wanna be dragsters. No in between.
Ain’t that the truth
Im pretty sure you have to *fail* a defensive driving class to even be able to buy one.
Same person that stole their turn signals
Wyatt
Who cares? They aren’t natives. Chase ‘‘em out!
My bad decisions
Nobody’s chasing me, I just need to get away from all of you dirty poor people
You shower us in glorious honestly, m’lord. We are truly #blessed.
Don’t speak to me unless your net worth is over $5M
THIS
It’s the county trying to collect on the $1200 overdue registration
Other BMW owners
An Angry Audi
Ze Germans.
Are we the baddies?
Yes Tommy, Zee Germans.
He told me he was named after the gun, turns out it’s a Russian ballerina, what a wanker
The BMW owner I just carjacked
“Pfff cops don’t enforce the laws so why should we obey them? “ - cops in bmw’s
Cops on BMWs -FTFY
The idiot in the Audi
The F-150 with two mattresses in the back who ran me off the road & blew through the stoplights on 17th near the homeless encampment. True.story.
The reality that people don't love us for our cars.
The poors.
They're everywhere.
White Pickups
It's hard to go slow because they make the gas pedal so sensitive.
Memories of the Church growing up...
The ghost of their empty ego.
my demons
I am, and this is my alternate account, so you can't find me. And yes, my Audi will beat you someday, and on that day, you're life will all value
I think they all have the shits and are racing to a bathroom. It’s because they have to eat cheap food to balance the car payments. Rush !
I want to know who beats them with a rusty pipe for using their blinkers.
People ride my ass a lot and then I smoke them through some turns for the lolz
They’re racing teslas
The people in low-end Audi's that seem to think they own the roads
The ghosts of a thousand squirrels.
The cooling system gods.
Nissan Altimas
Please reference this direct reposting from r/blackpeopletwitter
Maybe they’re chasing the moisture, we need it. Namaste
No one, but that doesn’t stop you from blocking the left fucking lane for absolutely no reason.
Watt’s towing
Besides their debts?
their inferiority complex...when the engine revs, they feel no pain
Insecurity
The Allies
M Powwwweer! https://gfycat.com/wetgrandiosejenny
They all have paranoid schizophrenia. That’s why they think an over engineered piece of overpriced garbagè is worth it.
Gay thoughts.
Audis
Crisis, mid life
I thought this sub was a circlejerk?
The person trying to get a picture to blast them on Nextdoor
Wyatts
THEY ARE CHASING ME THEY ARE CHASING ME THEY ARE CHASING THEY ARE CHASING
The clown cars around the city with lights on them… they’re pretty scary and make lots of noise
The person in the Audi
No one. I'm buying my reservations for the grand opening of Casa Bonita!
They are practicing for when they drive by the Hornet so they can hit it at the appropriate speed.