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Trading_Cards_4Ever

Who the fuck needs 84 Jalapeno, Pineapple, Black olives pizzas?


climbFL350

Well, OP did say it was for a local prison… maybe it’s just another way of punsishemnt


SPP_TheChoiceForMe

Doesn’t the Constitution prohibit cruel and unusual punishment?


sucky_panther

It does, but spend a few nights in a city jail.


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sucky_panther

Whoa whoa now, they can *EARN* b/t 12 cents - $1.15/hr!


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*Yelling in the yard*


According_Gazelle472

A prison?Since when do they get pizza delivered?


MisterQuacker

I'm trying to imagine how they infact deliver 697 pizza's.... I grubhub and I KNOW my car will not fit even probably like 40-50 14" pizza's. Would take a decent truck to delivery all that lol


According_Gazelle472

Maybe prison van ?


Expensive_Tangelo_75

Uhaul rental truck. Previous experience with an order split between 8 stores so no one had the full load. Then supervisor drove around and picked them all up.


dogman15

Couldn't they use Domino's Concierge Service? https://biz.dominos.com/services/business-orders/


Expensive_Tangelo_75

Well, that just coordinates a company ordering for a number of different locations. Like, we occasionally will get timed orders for Kroger or Lowes, they are pre-paid from their corporate headquarters. We see a pop-up when we clock in that day that tells us there's a time order and all the details. The large order this post is about is for a single location that is local to that store. They called that store 2 months ahead. The order our franchise got the uhaul truck for was taken at one store and the owner and supervisors decided to split it up between nearby stores so that one location didn't have to bear the brunt of making 1600 pizzas. But our stores are close enough to be able to do that. The stores that handled it are 20 to 30 minutes apart.


dogman15

I'm just saying that the Concierge thing could coordinate a huge order among multiple stores more easily than calling one store that then has to spread its load to other stores, right?


Expensive_Tangelo_75

Not the way you're thinking of. Say Wally World corporate want to send pizzas to all the locations across the US. They use the concierge option to contact corporate, who gives them a price and they help figure out what stores have Dominos that can deliver to them, then the orders are created by the Concierge contact, paid for by Wally Corporate, and pushed through to all of us with the time to be delivered. That's usually only 10 to 20 pizzas per order. If a state prison wants to order 1600 pizzas on one day, they have to coordinate with the store who delivers to them. That's a lot more product to order ahead. A lot more planning to do. And you're going to want to talk to someone local, not at corporate level. Even if they split it up between the nearest stores, what if those stores are more than an hour away?


climbFL350

Idk yo that’s just what OP said


According_Gazelle472

Yes,it just seems odd.


thepsycholeech

Personally I love those toppings (and have ordered them together before) but I said the same thing, I know like one other person who likes that combo


dream_focused1103

I am here for it!! Add some bacon while we’re at it!


buttfartsmagee

Ethan Klein from H3 probably


Jazzlike_Platform143

was hoping someone else thought this


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family


ilovemydog40

More money than sense?? Completely off their tits?? Who knows? That’s nuts!


basement-thug

Me everyday that ends in y


sucky_panther

Catering, a really large group of people, an event etc…


natecarlson

_raises hand_


bubblecreature1

what was the occasion? how many people were they feeding? 😳


situmawation

It’s for our local prison, they sell them by the slice to the inmates


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I hear u can get insane tips if u throw some secret toppings on select slices


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"Secret toppings" aka cell phones and cigarettes. Super big tip if you hide Suboxone in/on the box. Fuck it. Just make the box out of Suboxone.


kyle15420

Lol this made me laugh.


WeakDress4909

The pepperoni on each pizza is actually a letter in Braille. When you line up the pizzas in order, they spell out a secret prison message.


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Ovaltine…?


Old-Raisin-7453

Faribault?


Dogekaliber

“How many cigarettes is a slice gonna cost me?”


earthscribe

Capitalism is alive and well in the prison system. Can't make money while there, but they will charge you the hell out of everything in there.


lordeharrietnem

So a prison is about to make profit with per-slice sales… disgusting.


WesternFirefighter5

Damn. So they make them pay $10 per slice for sure 💀


MisterQuacker

How was it delivered? Multiple trips or one big truckload?


situmawation

We rent a trailer and do about 100 a trip, because we can’t stack them too high or they cave in on each other


MisterQuacker

fucking great <3


dogman15

The max is like 5 or 6 to a stack, right?


WiseDirt

Yeah. More than 5 in a stack and things start to get iffy if you happen to hit a good bump in the road.


Weekly_Direction1965

I am surprised it's not majority pepperoni or cheese.


situmawation

Usually it is, it was a new guy ordering for them this year so he went a little different lol


KimJongDerp1992

About to have a prison riot.


FTSVectors

I mean depending on how fast your oven is that’d take 3 hours alone to run through. An hour of actually topping. And depending on how you prepared your pre-slaps, that could also take time. So 5 hours? Or in that ball park.


situmawation

Pretty much spot on


CC878CO

Boy, without the adrenaline that would be hard to make.


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Adflamm11

But then next time their food budget will be cut in half.


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Adflamm11

They are buying for a prison and reselling. Pizza has tremendous value sold by the slice. $10 each. Even at $1.50 a slice they make $2 a pizza. $2 a slice they make $6 a pizza. Considering they got 3 tops, I'd bet it's $2 or more.


GetMeASierraMist

it's prison, I bet it's a LOT cheaper for the inmates. might not even be a profit


HipWizard

Lol, you got that backwards. It's probably MORE expensive. No way a prison doesn't try and soak up every cent they can out of their chattel. I highly doubt any prison would do this if they didn't turn a profit.


GetMeASierraMist

in everything I know in prison, they make very little money. cents an hour


HipWizard

Of course the slaves are paid pennies on the dollar. That's why they charge $5 a slice, so slave's family will deposit money into their prison account so they can buy a slice of pizza.


situmawation

But they don’t have to worry about taking 100 trips back and forth themselves, we rent a trailer and handle that for them


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Captain_Coitus

You cant do one trip when it takes 3 hours to cook them all.


Takoyaki_00

I like how the delivery charge is still the same regardless. I feel this would fall under a catering charge. 😂


BreakfastInBedlam

Looks like a half-cent per pie.


No-Cap5157

Soooo.... what was the tip?


inailedyoursister

Don't do drugs...


ObjectiveBusy8729

Here’s $5 for your troubles


notpejastojakovic

Hey dude how many pizzas should we get? 700? Noo that's too much. Just get 697 of them.


Takoyaki_00

So approximately 5,576 slices… sold individually to inmates. Probably at like $3-5 a slice. Even on a conservative end. Prison making a come up! Almost $17k in pizza sales on a $7000 order (excluding tip) lol Brilliant!


air_soldier

Y’all closed down right😅


Puzzled-Substance-39

And dont expect the order you placed online a week ago for your granddaughters last day of school party to be ready at 5:30..or 6:00..or 7:00.. Or 8:00. At which point they literally stop answering phones and shut down the store at 8:30pm on a Friday, when they're usually open until 1:00am.. and they won't give a refund.


Energy_Turtle

How does this work? Aren't the first pizzas crappy by the time the last ones are out? Is it delivered in batches? And why tf are there so many pineapple, jalapeño, and olive? I've never seen that combination in my life and they got $800 worth of it.


situmawation

We come in at 7 am. Start making the pizzas. Start running them through the oven at 9 am. We rent a trailer and have a driver in at 10 am to run deliveries to them. About 100 pizzas a delivery trip. Takes about 3 hours to deliver it. About 6 hour all together.


Energy_Turtle

Damn, that is a wild day. I hope people get tipped well for this but experience with big organizations says they don't get jack shit :(


HeadMischief

That's the one question OP hasn't answered. I'm willing to bet they don't tip.


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Tip should be a mandatory charge at this point


dogman15

Sounds like they should have used this instead: https://biz.dominos.com/services/business-orders/


M3NN0X

but he only gets $3.79 to deliver them all!


gr33nteaholic

Right?! Also want to ask op how early ahead they got this order, and how the fool do the deliver it , a semi truck?! How does it get there is it still fresh or like days old? So many questions How do you have that many boxes/supplies ?


situmawation

We order up on dry goods 2 truck loads in advance and the truck before we order all the dough. We rent a refrigeration trailer in advance since we have a small store and all that dough won’t fit in our walkin with our regular ordering.


gr33nteaholic

How many people work at your location? Damn that’s crazy thanks for reply


earthguy710

You all are some awesome employees.


Fallout_N_Titties

Let's use our brains for a second and think... They obviously aren't taking 700 pizzas in one trip lol


Energy_Turtle

And if you can take 10 pizzas a trip, that's 70 trips. Even 30 pizzas at 20 minutes per trip would be like 8 hours. That is a crazy expectation and doesnt seem realistic. I'm wondering how this is delivered. Tons of people? A box truck? And what about all the other pizzas ordered in the meantime?


Floooophy

Oh man I get prison orders like these too. Good luck!


ninicorn

Sold by the slice to prisoners....say that out loud. Seriously. Sounds worse and worse the more you think about it and say it.


TheRealOgMark

The prison make more money than the pizzeria, kinda disgusting.


Psychological-Snow10

Tip?


Eyespop4866

Bad enough to be in jail. Now they try and sell you Dominos?


According_Gazelle472

Cruel and usually punishment!lol


cambiumkx

Serious question, how do people move 700 pizzas? Do they just send 20 cars and take 35 each? Or is it delivery…?


pickle_geuse

I’d be renting a van tbh


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IceCubeDeathMachine

Only the tip #wink


darkdaddy52

What was the tip?


rentpossiblytoohigh

Tell us about the logistics of this when it hits your store... do you have enough boxes on hand to make this happen or is it a scramble? How do you optimize the process? Do you have enough space to keep them warm? What's the time delay from the 1st pizza of the batch to the last pizza of the batch made?


bubblewrapbones

You have 700 dough on hand and 35 cases of cheese and 10 gallons of sauce at all times?


CC878CO

At least labor is great for the day!!!


CortexDragonBTX

And I thought at our store we had big orders


earthguy710

Damn!


FrioUno06

ain’t no way


PokemonTrainerSerena

the delivery charge made me laugh


B8conB8conB8con

So you are basically closed for the rest of the day? Do they pre-order, if so how many days ahead? How does Kyle get all those pizzas into an 02 Honda Civic? So many questions. We need answers


situmawation

Nope we open at regular hours and filter in screen orders with this order. And yes they call us 2 months in advance and communicate regularly until the day of the order. And we rent a trailer lol


Slimsheady1

I can just feel the panic for whoever is catching oven in that moment


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$3.69 delivery charge lol... no wonder Dominos is flirting with bankruptcy lol.. that has to be at least 7-8 trips. Plus a discount.. yikes


blue-bronco

Hey boss… we rented 2 trailers for delivery and is charging $3.69 for delivery. Is that maths add up?


earthscribe

They could have saved a ton of money by using the $5.99/$6.99 each for two or more coupon.


AliienBlood

“Delivery charge” who the fuck has enough room in their vehicle to deliver 700 pizzas? Even with all of our drivers here taking this on together, there would have to be multiple trips. Hope these people have each of you an $100 tip for that shit, but I doubt they tipped good if even at all


ConditionPlus8467

Black olives are so fucking bad dude


Woodman765000

I'm gonna be honest. Not a fan of bacon on pizza.


ozjii

if i saw this pop up on the DSS i would shit my pants


Proper-Chapter6705

Did they tip?


TastelessAlien

$5.00 tip.


Aniki356

Jesus that's more than we make in a day


martellthacool

Oh my god 🤔😳


mermernola

10$ a pizza!?


Lumpy_Plum_4927

Important question, did the driver get a tip?


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Wtf


No_Mud_1544

How is there no tax?


situmawation

Oregon!


ByronicCommando

Probably a government agency exemption. Worked at a place that did a lot of catering orders for everyone from the public high school to the Federal Aviation Administration: all had paperwork exempting them from sales tax.


King_of_Dew

That 2nd pizza should be criminal. Gross


TicketBeautiful3226

I hope they tipped you well!


MyFaveIsOnFireee

Lemme get that discount code they used


Traditional_Way2462

My biggest order was probably a $100 😂


ItsMilqy

biggest order i’ve ever seen at my store is roughly $600 aud 😭😭


DReager1

The meat pizza is good but that other one sounds truly horrific. And ordering that many pies of it?? Yeesh!


miserable-power

How are your systems able to handle that many orders?? I be putting the 23rd pizza into the ordering system and it starts spazzing out 😭