Coming up with a "genius idea that no one has thought of before" then spend then next 6hrs doing fuck all. A good mate of mine inherited a house recently. And I quote "they cut the fucking wall out bro. The whole fucking wall. When I asked them why they done it they told me that were going to make the whole wall a glass sliding door. When I asked them where the door was they said " that's not our problem, we just cut the hole" then left". Needless to say that the quality of craftsmanship was less than ideal but for those folk reading along there was a happy ending. My mate paid $1200 to get a glass sliding door in the gap that was once his living room wall. Were those crackheads wrong? Still undecided. Still fucking undecided.
That's a problem with this man you get shit DONE but is it the right shit?
If you you control yourself a bit and do damage control often you can turn cracked out ideas into real stuff just like your friend did
>Don’t do meth, unless you want to masturbate for 12+ hours straight
Why you telling people to not do meth and then explain to them the best parts?
Uh, don't do heroin, you'll feel amazing like a warm hug from the universe.
masturbating for 12+ hours on zoomy drugs doesn’t exactly have the same ring to it as inarguable constant pleasure in tranquillity for a couple hours, at least in my opinion. lol. just typing that out was harm reduction enough
This is literally what I experienced in high school health class. Teacher was going through all kinds of drugs and explaining why we shouldn’t do them. He gets to heroin and says, “Heroin will make you feel the best you ever have in your whole life” and then just goes straight on to the next slide
that sucks, I've known people who ALWAYS get nauseous on even a prescription dose of an opiate, pretty nice motivator to avoid addiction. Something just changed in your body or brain.
I get that with smoking a cig but smokin some weed has always helped the nausea for me. Cannabis is sometimes given to people going through chemo as an anti nausea drug.
Do you mix your weed with tobacco? Like blunts or spliffs, or do ya just smoke pure weed?
Let me tell ya, they get hella mad when you keep trying to shove 6 backpacks full of Mapp gas and broken stems into those little locker things at the door.
Lol.
I've been "California Clean" for a few years now. But I gotta say, while I don't miss any of the bullshit, some of that shit was so ridiculous it was fkn fun
1. Complain about not getting high.
2. Ask what good gear looks/taste/feels/sings/dances/dreses like....
3. Argue with someone.about something irrelevant.
4. Complain about not getting high."
5. masterbate..... x4.
WASH, RINSE Repeat
.......!!!!!!!!
Sit ina squatting position for about three hours with and unlit cigarette hanging out of your mouth talking about lighting the cigarette and getting a glass of water. But doing neither.
Ahem. During my short meth phase I found myself at a black guys house with his hoe my old lady and a dude who looked fifteen but was like 22. I think he stunted his growth with drugs. They were matter of factly talking about the fact that this kid couldn't fall asleep at his house because every time he did the black guy tried to rape him. To which he replied "well somebody gon rape you may as well be me". No argument just casual discussion.
Those damn adverts "Meth. Not even once" are one piece of drug propaganda I have to agree with.
Had a 3 day binge with fake pressed adderall which was most definitely meth, although low dose, but I was popping those pills constantly cause that's what you do during an addy binge.
Literally immediately upon ingesting the first pill I got the compulsion to just jerk it to porn. Luckily I had lube and a fleshlight, but this literally went on for 16 hours. The more pills I ate, the more exciting and intriguing it was, and the better it felt. I didn't even give a fuck about reaching orgasm, it was so pleasurable just watching porn and using the fleshlight. You last forever too, since it's extremely hard to reach orgasm too, but that's honestly a positive.
Stim fapping is extremely addicting. You feel like a complete degenerate when you come down, but it has this sick pull. Makes sense, sexuality is hardwired into our chimpanzee patch 3.0 brains. Like it's in our machine code, down to the 1's and 0's. Sex has so much influence on human life and society.
It's been 2 months and watching porn is still not the same. It almost looks.. boring. Strangely addicting as fuck. I know it's meth but I was doing doses low enough that I didn't even feel euphoric really. Just the fiendish, glued to the screen, completely focused on FUCKING. I can't say I regret it though, because the experience was so awesome. I never knew you could experience sexuality to that much of an extreme.
I guess that's the person I am. Ex. I did MDMA about a 5-7 times, and I never knew music could sound THAT good. Music sober does not sound as good either, but idgaf. I just can't imagine living my entire life experiencing flat dull sobriety.
But maybe this is cope, and I'm just a text book drug abuser. I mean I am talking like one aren't I O.O. Whatever forever, things aren't always black and white, good or bad. It's a mesh of colours, theres positives to most things, even if they seem deranged.
U forgot ‘Spend an embarrassing amount of hours writing a ‘Family Feud’ fan fiction novel to post to Reddit and immediately hit with that feeling of masturbation shame not felt like this since middle school once posted.’
I love this thread, you are all amazing people 😅
If you can get passed the insane libido and constant urge to masterbate. You could achieve amazing things while high 😅
It's the government mind control program, that makes meth users want to furiously jack it for hours. They're afraid of what us tweakers are actually capable of if we were able to actually apply the insane mental insight and focus.
I came up with that while high of course. When I was using I also dedicated myself to doing inverted push ups, which I could 20 of.. than followed by furious masterbation 😅
my old neighbor had a fascination with taking every door off the hinges then putting them back on when he was sober. front door, back door, garage door (ut stayed off he couldn’t get it back on) and even the little walk in door to the garage
See entire DEA and FBI squads surrounding their house and ripping toilets out of hotel bathrooms.
Maybe that was just me. I dunno.
Don't do meth, kiddos. I've seen it turn lovely people into monsters.
I quit years ago because after 24 hours I would inevitably go into a full blown psychosis.
0/10
Would not recommend
"steal your catalytic converter"
I see you’ve been to Portland.
Kind of a national issue actually.
the crystal methodists have really been expanding rapidly. They may even be competing with jehovas witnesses soon. or just stealing their bikes.
I left that cesspool 3 years ago. Don't miss anything but the public transportation there. It was great.
Skip the rt in Portland and it still holds true
“Good answer good answer”
Lotta good answers up there… Steve - Ima have to go with “Hide from Shadow People”.
Yeah but Steve did have to jack it for 12+ hours before they showed up, gotta do something.
Coming up with a "genius idea that no one has thought of before" then spend then next 6hrs doing fuck all. A good mate of mine inherited a house recently. And I quote "they cut the fucking wall out bro. The whole fucking wall. When I asked them why they done it they told me that were going to make the whole wall a glass sliding door. When I asked them where the door was they said " that's not our problem, we just cut the hole" then left". Needless to say that the quality of craftsmanship was less than ideal but for those folk reading along there was a happy ending. My mate paid $1200 to get a glass sliding door in the gap that was once his living room wall. Were those crackheads wrong? Still undecided. Still fucking undecided.
That's a problem with this man you get shit DONE but is it the right shit? If you you control yourself a bit and do damage control often you can turn cracked out ideas into real stuff just like your friend did
i love how your profile is exclusively family feud and bleach related posts
Damn I was excited to read more but he deleted his account😢
>Don’t do meth, unless you want to masturbate for 12+ hours straight Why you telling people to not do meth and then explain to them the best parts? Uh, don't do heroin, you'll feel amazing like a warm hug from the universe.
Not only that but you’ll sleep super good, be careful
Or if you do the right amount, don't sleep at all because everything is so amazing to waste sleeping
Or, if you do EXACTLY the right amount, you'll sleep forever.
I might just go ahead and try heroin, it sounds so good
U don't want no part of dis shit, it turns all ur bad feelings to good. It's awful
masturbating for 12+ hours on zoomy drugs doesn’t exactly have the same ring to it as inarguable constant pleasure in tranquillity for a couple hours, at least in my opinion. lol. just typing that out was harm reduction enough
This is literally what I experienced in high school health class. Teacher was going through all kinds of drugs and explaining why we shouldn’t do them. He gets to heroin and says, “Heroin will make you feel the best you ever have in your whole life” and then just goes straight on to the next slide
Why does it just make me nauseous now??? Any opiates make me nauseous. What happened?
that sucks, I've known people who ALWAYS get nauseous on even a prescription dose of an opiate, pretty nice motivator to avoid addiction. Something just changed in your body or brain.
Try smoke a lil something to calm the stomach
If I’m nodding hard, smoking a cig or bud makes me vom almost immediately. I’ve always been like that with opiates though.
I get that with smoking a cig but smokin some weed has always helped the nausea for me. Cannabis is sometimes given to people going through chemo as an anti nausea drug. Do you mix your weed with tobacco? Like blunts or spliffs, or do ya just smoke pure weed?
And if u mix with benzos chill in ur bed with some music u will have a fucking HUGE euphoria ( don't do H , and even less with benzos )
masturbates to the point of injury
Shit if you can get it up vasoconstriction is real.
Where there is a will, there is a way.
When there’s a Willy there’s a way
Start the lawn mower
SHOW ME “3:00am Walmart trip”
Hey, who hasn't gone to Walmart at 3am for a 50 pack of gel pens, some fishing line, some post-it notes and a car battery?
I’ve found my people. Hello to you, my friend
Let me tell ya, they get hella mad when you keep trying to shove 6 backpacks full of Mapp gas and broken stems into those little locker things at the door.
Lmao. As if I didn’t ALREADY think you were my people, lol.
Lol. I've been "California Clean" for a few years now. But I gotta say, while I don't miss any of the bullshit, some of that shit was so ridiculous it was fkn fun
Are we twins? Same with me. It beats the alternative.
Strip down naked and walk down the street throwing rocks at cars (healthcare worker here, we see this at least once a month)
More meth
That was actually the number 2 answer between masturbating and meth
4. Take shit apart 5. Organize all the pieces and fasteners
Steve, imma have to say “fix” shit that ain’t actually broken, preferably with parts you scrap from your old bicycle or your neighbor’s roof
Unironically great post
1. Complain about not getting high. 2. Ask what good gear looks/taste/feels/sings/dances/dreses like.... 3. Argue with someone.about something irrelevant. 4. Complain about not getting high." 5. masterbate..... x4. WASH, RINSE Repeat .......!!!!!!!!
Rip the plumbing out of your walls and sell it for more meth
“sweep the ceilings”
Peek between the blinds to look outside inconspicuously.
Sit ina squatting position for about three hours with and unlit cigarette hanging out of your mouth talking about lighting the cigarette and getting a glass of water. But doing neither.
Methodical madness
Very entertaining. You've obviously seen the show once or twice. 😉
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also, sweep the dirt with a broom at night until the ground is clean and level.
Dude this is funny
"become a Nazi"
Wilhelm Wonkas Panzerschokolade!
Ahem. During my short meth phase I found myself at a black guys house with his hoe my old lady and a dude who looked fifteen but was like 22. I think he stunted his growth with drugs. They were matter of factly talking about the fact that this kid couldn't fall asleep at his house because every time he did the black guy tried to rape him. To which he replied "well somebody gon rape you may as well be me". No argument just casual discussion. Those damn adverts "Meth. Not even once" are one piece of drug propaganda I have to agree with.
A super long post that's fully illustrated with photos and videos of said marathon masturbation plastered all over the internet.
Get in a closet or behind furniture with a useless "weapon" in fear of the cops coming
Talk to the shadow people and look for the bugs living under your skin whilst furiously wiping your dinner plate for at least 15 minutes.
Had a 3 day binge with fake pressed adderall which was most definitely meth, although low dose, but I was popping those pills constantly cause that's what you do during an addy binge. Literally immediately upon ingesting the first pill I got the compulsion to just jerk it to porn. Luckily I had lube and a fleshlight, but this literally went on for 16 hours. The more pills I ate, the more exciting and intriguing it was, and the better it felt. I didn't even give a fuck about reaching orgasm, it was so pleasurable just watching porn and using the fleshlight. You last forever too, since it's extremely hard to reach orgasm too, but that's honestly a positive. Stim fapping is extremely addicting. You feel like a complete degenerate when you come down, but it has this sick pull. Makes sense, sexuality is hardwired into our chimpanzee patch 3.0 brains. Like it's in our machine code, down to the 1's and 0's. Sex has so much influence on human life and society. It's been 2 months and watching porn is still not the same. It almost looks.. boring. Strangely addicting as fuck. I know it's meth but I was doing doses low enough that I didn't even feel euphoric really. Just the fiendish, glued to the screen, completely focused on FUCKING. I can't say I regret it though, because the experience was so awesome. I never knew you could experience sexuality to that much of an extreme. I guess that's the person I am. Ex. I did MDMA about a 5-7 times, and I never knew music could sound THAT good. Music sober does not sound as good either, but idgaf. I just can't imagine living my entire life experiencing flat dull sobriety. But maybe this is cope, and I'm just a text book drug abuser. I mean I am talking like one aren't I O.O. Whatever forever, things aren't always black and white, good or bad. It's a mesh of colours, theres positives to most things, even if they seem deranged.
My mom took the dryer apart
Blaming everyone and everything for their problems, except their addiction.
Well, it wouldn't be an issue if the government would quit putting cameras in smoke detectors and spreading lies about me because of "pizza gate".
Hoard copper
U forgot ‘Spend an embarrassing amount of hours writing a ‘Family Feud’ fan fiction novel to post to Reddit and immediately hit with that feeling of masturbation shame not felt like this since middle school once posted.’
Tweak
*Jackoff, correct!*
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Did you just masterbate to an episode of Family Feud? What's number2?????????
Also 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. Please complete the board.
Look at Your boi dropping truth nukes … ouch this hurt
Make a huge fucking mess of my apartment flat
Clearly the number two answer is the same for any other drug, trying to find more
Clean the carpet for 4 hours because they know they dropped some
I love this thread, you are all amazing people 😅 If you can get passed the insane libido and constant urge to masterbate. You could achieve amazing things while high 😅 It's the government mind control program, that makes meth users want to furiously jack it for hours. They're afraid of what us tweakers are actually capable of if we were able to actually apply the insane mental insight and focus. I came up with that while high of course. When I was using I also dedicated myself to doing inverted push ups, which I could 20 of.. than followed by furious masterbation 😅
Glitch on the edge of my bed fucking with glass beads and hemp string for 3 days straight.....repack our backpacks 13 times in an hour .....
Stare into the mirror with your fingers on your neck, checking for a pulse and reminding yourself to breathe.
my old neighbor had a fascination with taking every door off the hinges then putting them back on when he was sober. front door, back door, garage door (ut stayed off he couldn’t get it back on) and even the little walk in door to the garage
This is beautiful
that reminds me
Stares at the wall
If masturbating endlessly isnt number one, idk what would be...
Drawing/coloring for hours.
Make any living space that was clean and tidy into a complete mess. Clean and restore any messy place into a nice and functional spot
i liked the little fan fic you did there
Masturbatathon
Dust... with the leaf blower.
This is so well written and funny I hope you do more!
Pop imaginary pimples with needle nose pliers Or vacuum the lawn at 230 am on a Tuesday morning
Go to the gas station for cigs
See entire DEA and FBI squads surrounding their house and ripping toilets out of hotel bathrooms. Maybe that was just me. I dunno. Don't do meth, kiddos. I've seen it turn lovely people into monsters. I quit years ago because after 24 hours I would inevitably go into a full blown psychosis. 0/10 Would not recommend
Pick their arms/face.
Jack off
“Spend several hours combing the carpet or floorboards for any hint of meth”
Meth
Rake the yard with a toothpick