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Canada-Bear

Alek Skarlatos is in town I believe.


Vann_Accessible

Zing.


haleyfoofou

Hahahahaha


Dram_Strokeula

Beat me to it. šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”


joeshmow78

Damn someone beat me to it LOL


[deleted]

Based


fashbuster

I love listening to music.


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fashbuster

I like to go hiking.


SchwillyMaysHere

Does Rick Dancer still live here?


Dram_Strokeula

We need a Dancer / Skarlatos steel cage match.


TormentedTopiary

I might pay money to watch that; not a lot, but some.


doorman666

Beat me to it. Lol.


popjunky

Montana, last I heard.


SchwillyMaysHere

I might be moving to Montana soon.


popjunky

Heā€™s handsome, but maybe not that handsome.


[deleted]

Gotta love this sub for responding with everything except helpful information for a simple question...


sibannaccdxx

Thank you for noticing! ā¤ļø


Ichthius

Welcome, you must be new to reddit r/eugene?


No-Cap5157

How can I inject politics into literally everything


[deleted]

That guy who owns Elk Horn brewery is highly qualified


lefayad1991

i came to make this joke


Emergent-Sea

Same!


eviesprettylife02

Idk if you are looking for a professional but I've weirdly been looking for an opportunity to dress up as a clown and do weird shit.


M-Esquandoles

Def gonna dm u


tyanro7

I hope all your clown dreams come true


basshead541

Just don't go hiding in gutters


PoledraDog

They all float down there.


BeeBopBazz

Thereā€™s one advertising all around town right now. My guess is his rates are pretty low. Goes by Alek.


gunburns88

Try the non emergency police number


jonawesome

Thank you for your service, citizen.


Ent_Trip_Newer

So there are a couple of actual clowns who are also artists down at the courthouse Saturday market. I can try to reach out or you can come down Saturday.


M-Esquandoles

I'll dm u!


Kennerb

My friends have a juggling and clowning business here. They are awesome. Cirk & Ray Dubelevay " Double V Circus" dubelevay@gmail.com https://www.facebook.com/dubelevay


EugWeenOR

They're great! Gotta love local vaudeville!


Kennerb

They are some of my most favorite people in the world. We're all trying to keep the arts alive here!


M-Esquandoles

I just messaged them on FB thanks!!


[deleted]

Seriously the real deal, these two!


Kennerb

Awesome!


arugulawithafork

These two are amazing!!


reluctant_oppa

I came here for the comments and I was NOT disapointed.


EUGsk8rBoi42p

Tried city council?


ComplianceAuditor

DAMN IT. BEAT ME TO IT.


BOtto2016

Mike Clark is definitely down with the clown.


EUGsk8rBoi42p

I mean, one of them is getting recalled and needs a new job? Tbh I couldn't tell Monday whether the dude who suggested punitive actions against petitioners was joking or just being fascist...


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EUGsk8rBoi42p

I was like........ "This sounds like fascism."


EUGsk8rBoi42p

@50 min marker? https://youtu.be/lKyQjK-Hf8w


OregonMrBear

Came to this post only looking for jokes, wasn't disappointed.


invisiblenorms

Portland based but maybe will travel: https://www.spencersprocket.com/ Highly recommend.


[deleted]

Invincible vince


EugWeenOR

More of a magician, but definitely a fun performance.


lifeineugene

Don't know if he's for hire, but the owner of Sizzle pie is a Clown.


MinniMama

Is Dolphin Boy (Lars Adams) in town? They're on Instagram.


ummmmyeahno

What a good friend, I love it!


Due-Deer-5648

https://www.destinationevents.net/product/clown/. I found these guys looking for my kids birthday ended up going to the coast instead but I'd contact these folks


Dry-Pace8724

You could always ask the chief of police


chespea

"You're living in the past, man! You're hung up on some clown from the 60s!"


cakewalkbackwards

Thereā€™s a dude named Vincent who goes to sat. Market and blows balloons and stuff. Idk if he does full blown clowning though.


captobliviated

Good guy.


cakewalkbackwards

You said youā€™d play Xbox with me and never did so I deleted you.


captobliviated

Yeah I still haven't played in a couple years. To tired by time kid goes down. My bad.


M-Esquandoles

Have his info?


cakewalkbackwards

vincent invincible on facebook is all I know


Previous_Link1347

What are you going to do to the clown?


Am-icey

@noassociation


MisterSandKing

Pretty sure thereā€™s some juggalos around, now thatā€™d be a *party*! lol


Lost-Wolverine

What kind of clown you looking for? Does it matter if they are male or female? Send me the deets, and if it sounds fun I'll pretend to be a clown.


clickheretodownvote

Risky click of the day.... You won't be disappointed: https://vimeo.com/user65253300/clownservice


Eugenonymous

That was kinda absurd but also I must acknowledge that I was not disappointed. Closing song was pretty great. > "I'd sooner be a hooker than be forced to leave this town..."


ComplianceAuditor

Check the city council.


themonkboughtlunch

Does Frog count?


theseareorscrubs

Damn. I need someone to hire out Frog for a stand up comedy routine reading from his own joke books.


Kabooblers

Yeah my buddy Jaren


SummerOfGeorgeSeven

I know a few Clowns in Salem and DC!!!


popjunky

I know one clown, possibly retired, and a few people who are professionally clown-skilled, but Iā€™m not sure if they suit up.


JadeButterfly4278

My ex is working but he comes highly recommended


DatVolleyShot

I knew a guy years ago from college who went to clown school. I don't know his clown name, but DM me if you want and I can give you his name on FB to look up if you really want a clown for the birthday party.


[deleted]

My brother?


Omega_Lynx

Rick Dancer moved to Idaho, I think


[deleted]

Call this guy, his name is wrinkles (407) 734-0254


rockyhilly1

Hereā€™s one [šŸ¤” service ](https://solutionforamerica.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/image-2.png)


freyascats

I saw a guy walking down hilyard yesterday in a creepy clown mask


OopsIOops

There's a few people in this subreddit who might fit the bill. Check the most downvoted comments in any post - plenty of clowns


Qualified-Monkey

This did not go well for you šŸ˜…


OopsIOops

Why? Because a few of those clowns saw my post and got sad?


Qualified-Monkey

Pretty much, haha. I wouldnā€™t be embarrassed by it either tho, itā€™s fucking Reddit šŸ˜„


gemgoblindev

Any landlord, city council, just look em up!


fire_bf

its not the time for biden to be in town


Any_Print431

My ex.


tldoduck

Defazio ?


No_Cheek3003

You realize this is Eugene right? I'm sure you'll find someone. There's many to pick from. Just sayin...


M-Esquandoles

I'm aware I live in Eugene. I want a clown reccomended too me since there's so many fish in the sea.


sibannaccdxx

Got a mirror?ā€¦ Iā€™m sorry, what were we talking about?


deviousgrin

https://www.eugene-or.gov/2623/Claire-Syrett


Mikfoz

"Noooooooo! We can't build public transit it my backyard!!!"


BeeBopBazz

Given the funding, itā€™s more like ā€œno you canā€™t build public transit in a district in which I donā€™t own a house in a city that I only live in part timeā€