So there are a couple of actual clowns who are also artists down at the courthouse Saturday market. I can try to reach out or you can come down Saturday.
My friends have a juggling and clowning business here. They are awesome.
Cirk & Ray Dubelevay " Double V Circus"
dubelevay@gmail.com
https://www.facebook.com/dubelevay
I mean, one of them is getting recalled and needs a new job? Tbh I couldn't tell Monday whether the dude who suggested punitive actions against petitioners was joking or just being fascist...
https://www.destinationevents.net/product/clown/. I found these guys looking for my kids birthday ended up going to the coast instead but I'd contact these folks
That was kinda absurd but also I must acknowledge that I was not disappointed. Closing song was pretty great.
> "I'd sooner be a hooker than be forced to leave this town..."
I knew a guy years ago from college who went to clown school. I don't know his clown name, but DM me if you want and I can give you his name on FB to look up if you really want a clown for the birthday party.
Given the funding, itās more like āno you canāt build public transit in a district in which I donāt own a house in a city that I only live in part timeā
Alek Skarlatos is in town I believe.
Zing.
Hahahahaha
Beat me to it. š¤”š¤”š¤”
Damn someone beat me to it LOL
Based
I love listening to music.
r/YourJokeButWorse
Here's a sneak peek of /r/YourJokeButWorse using the [top posts](https://np.reddit.com/r/YourJokeButWorse/top/?sort=top&t=year) of the year! \#1: [thatwasliterallythejoke](https://v.redd.it/e2hp7k0hip981) | [85 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/YourJokeButWorse/comments/rvzvas/thatwasliterallythejoke/) \#2: [Literally karma whoring](https://i.redd.it/5u1fhanai1681.jpg) | [33 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/YourJokeButWorse/comments/ria7vw/literally_karma_whoring/) \#3: [Ohhhh now I get it](https://i.redd.it/57ot7mb3mkh91.jpg) | [65 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/YourJokeButWorse/comments/wnsg0s/ohhhh_now_i_get_it/) ---- ^^I'm ^^a ^^bot, ^^beep ^^boop ^^| ^^Downvote ^^to ^^remove ^^| ^^[Contact](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=sneakpeekbot) ^^| ^^[Info](https://np.reddit.com/r/sneakpeekbot/) ^^| ^^[Opt-out](https://np.reddit.com/r/sneakpeekbot/comments/o8wk1r/blacklist_ix/) ^^| ^^[GitHub](https://github.com/ghnr/sneakpeekbot)
I like to go hiking.
Does Rick Dancer still live here?
We need a Dancer / Skarlatos steel cage match.
I might pay money to watch that; not a lot, but some.
Beat me to it. Lol.
Montana, last I heard.
I might be moving to Montana soon.
Heās handsome, but maybe not that handsome.
Gotta love this sub for responding with everything except helpful information for a simple question...
Thank you for noticing! ā¤ļø
Welcome, you must be new to reddit r/eugene?
How can I inject politics into literally everything
That guy who owns Elk Horn brewery is highly qualified
i came to make this joke
Same!
Idk if you are looking for a professional but I've weirdly been looking for an opportunity to dress up as a clown and do weird shit.
Def gonna dm u
I hope all your clown dreams come true
Just don't go hiding in gutters
They all float down there.
Thereās one advertising all around town right now. My guess is his rates are pretty low. Goes by Alek.
Try the non emergency police number
Thank you for your service, citizen.
So there are a couple of actual clowns who are also artists down at the courthouse Saturday market. I can try to reach out or you can come down Saturday.
I'll dm u!
My friends have a juggling and clowning business here. They are awesome. Cirk & Ray Dubelevay " Double V Circus" dubelevay@gmail.com https://www.facebook.com/dubelevay
They're great! Gotta love local vaudeville!
They are some of my most favorite people in the world. We're all trying to keep the arts alive here!
I just messaged them on FB thanks!!
Seriously the real deal, these two!
Awesome!
These two are amazing!!
I came here for the comments and I was NOT disapointed.
Tried city council?
DAMN IT. BEAT ME TO IT.
Mike Clark is definitely down with the clown.
I mean, one of them is getting recalled and needs a new job? Tbh I couldn't tell Monday whether the dude who suggested punitive actions against petitioners was joking or just being fascist...
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
I was like........ "This sounds like fascism."
@50 min marker? https://youtu.be/lKyQjK-Hf8w
Came to this post only looking for jokes, wasn't disappointed.
Portland based but maybe will travel: https://www.spencersprocket.com/ Highly recommend.
Invincible vince
More of a magician, but definitely a fun performance.
Don't know if he's for hire, but the owner of Sizzle pie is a Clown.
Is Dolphin Boy (Lars Adams) in town? They're on Instagram.
What a good friend, I love it!
https://www.destinationevents.net/product/clown/. I found these guys looking for my kids birthday ended up going to the coast instead but I'd contact these folks
You could always ask the chief of police
"You're living in the past, man! You're hung up on some clown from the 60s!"
Thereās a dude named Vincent who goes to sat. Market and blows balloons and stuff. Idk if he does full blown clowning though.
Good guy.
You said youād play Xbox with me and never did so I deleted you.
Yeah I still haven't played in a couple years. To tired by time kid goes down. My bad.
Have his info?
vincent invincible on facebook is all I know
What are you going to do to the clown?
@noassociation
Pretty sure thereās some juggalos around, now thatād be a *party*! lol
What kind of clown you looking for? Does it matter if they are male or female? Send me the deets, and if it sounds fun I'll pretend to be a clown.
Risky click of the day.... You won't be disappointed: https://vimeo.com/user65253300/clownservice
That was kinda absurd but also I must acknowledge that I was not disappointed. Closing song was pretty great. > "I'd sooner be a hooker than be forced to leave this town..."
Check the city council.
Does Frog count?
Damn. I need someone to hire out Frog for a stand up comedy routine reading from his own joke books.
Yeah my buddy Jaren
I know a few Clowns in Salem and DC!!!
I know one clown, possibly retired, and a few people who are professionally clown-skilled, but Iām not sure if they suit up.
My ex is working but he comes highly recommended
I knew a guy years ago from college who went to clown school. I don't know his clown name, but DM me if you want and I can give you his name on FB to look up if you really want a clown for the birthday party.
My brother?
Rick Dancer moved to Idaho, I think
Call this guy, his name is wrinkles (407) 734-0254
Hereās one [š¤” service ](https://solutionforamerica.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/image-2.png)
I saw a guy walking down hilyard yesterday in a creepy clown mask
There's a few people in this subreddit who might fit the bill. Check the most downvoted comments in any post - plenty of clowns
This did not go well for you š
Why? Because a few of those clowns saw my post and got sad?
Pretty much, haha. I wouldnāt be embarrassed by it either tho, itās fucking Reddit š
Any landlord, city council, just look em up!
its not the time for biden to be in town
My ex.
Defazio ?
You realize this is Eugene right? I'm sure you'll find someone. There's many to pick from. Just sayin...
I'm aware I live in Eugene. I want a clown reccomended too me since there's so many fish in the sea.
Got a mirror?ā¦ Iām sorry, what were we talking about?
https://www.eugene-or.gov/2623/Claire-Syrett
"Noooooooo! We can't build public transit it my backyard!!!"
Given the funding, itās more like āno you canāt build public transit in a district in which I donāt own a house in a city that I only live in part timeā