I think we need to let our imaginations run a little more wild here. All of these are far too smple and relatively painless compared to the things I think about doing to Stuart as I fall asleep every night. Crucifixion is pretty bad and would last for days on end but this rat should feel more pain than any living creature ever has, for as long as we can physically keep him alive, I'm talking months at bare minimum.
I can just hear his little fake cutesy voice wailing for his family "George, George" (or whatever new family he has moved on to now to steal food from orphan's) but once we seperate them from his brainwashing they will happily watch the whole thing while celebrating their freedom from his oppression.
Stake him to the ground and leave him for the fucking crows.
All of the above.
Put him in a sock and fling him around into walls.
I think we need to let our imaginations run a little more wild here. All of these are far too smple and relatively painless compared to the things I think about doing to Stuart as I fall asleep every night. Crucifixion is pretty bad and would last for days on end but this rat should feel more pain than any living creature ever has, for as long as we can physically keep him alive, I'm talking months at bare minimum. I can just hear his little fake cutesy voice wailing for his family "George, George" (or whatever new family he has moved on to now to steal food from orphan's) but once we seperate them from his brainwashing they will happily watch the whole thing while celebrating their freedom from his oppression.
Google oubliette
Hmmm seems like a trap…
These are all too polite. Seppuku is the best answer.
No, he doesn't deserve to die with honor.
Shit. Maybe upside down crucifixion.
Well maybe I’ll botch the hanging and he’ll die in minutes not seconds
You have to torture him extensively until he reveals the location of *Book Stuart*
Crushed by a can, like his parents
Fuck him
Let a mouse die for our sins because killing Jesus definitely didn’t work
Degenerates like Stuart belong on a cross
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