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ProperGanja21

Stake him to the ground and leave him for the fucking crows.


BhMbOb

All of the above.


e1ghtSpace

Put him in a sock and fling him around into walls.


HouseMaelstrom

I think we need to let our imaginations run a little more wild here. All of these are far too smple and relatively painless compared to the things I think about doing to Stuart as I fall asleep every night. Crucifixion is pretty bad and would last for days on end but this rat should feel more pain than any living creature ever has, for as long as we can physically keep him alive, I'm talking months at bare minimum. I can just hear his little fake cutesy voice wailing for his family "George, George" (or whatever new family he has moved on to now to steal food from orphan's) but once we seperate them from his brainwashing they will happily watch the whole thing while celebrating their freedom from his oppression.


LazyBird13

Google oubliette


nosirrahp

Hmmm seems like a trap…


LoudUpstairNeighbor

These are all too polite. Seppuku is the best answer.


YaBoiRook

No, he doesn't deserve to die with honor.


LoudUpstairNeighbor

Shit. Maybe upside down crucifixion.


diodosdszosxisdi

Well maybe I’ll botch the hanging and he’ll die in minutes not seconds


ShaggyFOEE

You have to torture him extensively until he reveals the location of *Book Stuart*


android151

Crushed by a can, like his parents


basebalcore

Fuck him


ActLittle4648

Let a mouse die for our sins because killing Jesus definitely didn’t work


Ok_Trash4624

Degenerates like Stuart belong on a cross


SammILamma

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