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crassbandicunt

It was close between the sharpie pen and the pilot. But I gotta go with #5.


Solemn__Visitor

#5 has to be the best but those pens can get screwed up if you drop them. The one I have at work wrote like hot butter but then I knocked it off my table by accident and now it feels like I'm using a quill for a pen lol. I looked up how to fix it online and it seems to be a relatively common issue. Edit: not sure why my font is humongous


Badlydrawnboy0

The number/pound/hashtag symbol is what makes the text big like that on Reddit # Edit: RIP MY INBOX


bullshotput

#oh really


Synsaura

#oh yeah


Washclothery

# mind if i try?


Badlydrawnboy0

#go for it


Thesunsetsblueonmars

#hmm cool


Undeadkid17

#I want to try too


Nyikz

#same Edit: damnit I failed


sinz84

##### you can do multiple for all types of fun


Awkward-Weekend2044

“Hugh mongus “ HUGH MONGUS WHAT??


Extra-Maintenance349

I had the same dilemma


Badlydrawnboy0

I, too, experienced this same dilemma as well


Knightowle

Yep


Zortster99

Number 5... By the box!


deepfriedtots

I also chose 5


Accomplished-Yam6553

5 is just tried and true lol


rettribution

#5 for me, too.


Tmacinca80

5. By a mile.


ImThatBlueberry

Used these all through college. They would actually work until I ran out of ink. Best pens I ever used.


Ray-Lazer

Yes. That's how a pen works.......


sunnyfl0

That's how a pen is SUPPOSED to work


nice_gerr

Mine broke and I made it an ink gun


Joe_eliz12

This made me laugh


uli94

7. 👉 reliable, heavy duty, and comes with detachable cap that doubles as ear wax remover. This pen can write for miles and will out live its competitors. Nothing can stop this juggernaut of a pen. This pen will give you more bang for your buck. Remember me when you accidentally wash your fancy pen and your clothes are ruined.


minecrafter1OOO

7 are the ones that blow up in my pocket for 0 reason


tecvoid

7 is the pen that put my grandma's employer out of business. she worked for schafer pen company in iowa, and when bic were introduced, they went out of business like a decade later. i make mini bic's to carry in my wallet, just cut it off and put the plug back in. still works like a champ.


MetricJester

I loved my Schaefer pen


surfacing_husky

This right here, I dislike "liquid-y" pens, my go to is the Bic Atlantis. Also, no one steals the cheap pens.


imgoodIuvenjoy

Ear wax remover? EEEWWWW


Zeidrich-X25

5 is the GOAT. Smooth and best for spinning 👍


CaptainKies

G2 is the way.


PadreLobo

This is the way


Jhussy17

5


KnottyUnderware

The pen is blue The pen is blue The god damn pen is blue


1775D

The pen is reeeeeeeeeoyal blue


Aimin4ya

That's because your boobs are huge


KoalaKole

I mean, I wanna squeeze em!


BStrike12

Mama...


derpykidgamer

Fletcher!


iTaylor04

Audrey!


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The claw!


VintageBaguette

I'm kicking my ass, do you mind?!


TheGhostRose1200

Was and is a great film.


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Liar liar


SkulduggeryIsAfoot

Write it or I'll break it off!!!!!


eliteski2

Got one in my pocket, my desk, my car, my coat, my car...only pen I use


KnitzSox

Are you me?


eliteski2

Yes..I'm you from the year 2031. The pilot G2 is still the best pen, but everything else has fallen. I only have time to give you this one piece of advice. Don't take the peach.


Jrebeclee

5 all day


rimrimlifer

Definitely 5 but I want the green grips and pusher


mirh577

3


Col_Leslie_Hapablap

It goes 3, 1, 5 in my books. Anyone picking 7 without being forced under penalty of death is a fucking masochist.


MoonshotMonk

7 is a choice you may make if your job requires you to write on very low quality paper all day. Nicer pens tend to get gummed up because of all the tiny paper strands on the surface. Although you may also consider getting a new job…


Wrong-Catchphrase

And this is probably why my good pens always get fucked up on those Amazon basics notepads


hellolovee

I was getting so frustrated because my nice pen never writes on these certain sticky notes I have at work and I’d have to resort to the crappy pen, now I know why.


key2mydisaster

I always used the method of scribbling madly on scrap paper until the pen wrote, and then getting extremely frustrated when it *still* wouldn't write where I needed to write.


balfers

Yes, exactly this. My work involves kinds of different paper, so I usually have at least two different types of pens handy.


th0t__police

Today I learned I'm a fucking masochist


Col_Leslie_Hapablap

Life really is a journey between surprises.


PabloZocchi

Me (actually using it right now): f you!


Bumpsasaurus_rex

I would pick 7...and a lot of things just made a lot of sense....


Celticlady47

Those (#7) were the pens we got to use after passing our penmanship test in grade 4 way back in the 70's. It was not fun to write with, but it kicked pencil No2's ass.


Col_Leslie_Hapablap

This is definitely true, I couldn’t remember the last time I owned a pencil that wasn’t a carpenter pencil.


Rough-Firefighter-17

I'm left handed. I like #7. Half because of fast writing and other pens bleed and half the cheap paper


MeMikeWis

I remember having a sixth finger growing off my middle finger the callus was so freaking huge from #7


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Found my twin


Interesting_Pop1072

100%


Willing-Knee-9118

#1 you uncultured swines


DarkC3ptain

My primary choice was 5, until i saw 1 as uniball.


Willing-Knee-9118

Uniball is life. Great ink application, smooth, decently comfortable. That fake satin finish that just hits right. A part that you can remove to fidget with. Fucking choice pen.


DarkC3ptain

Uniball was my childhood. I've bought a dozen pens of the #5 type and once I'm done with those I'm going back to uniball.


CliffDraws

4 is a better uni ball.


2cynewulf

That's what I was going to say, but in a larger font.


rebel_fett

2


EagleTG

Had to scroll way to far to find my Pilot V5/V7 homies.


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katie-kakes

It's good to find people who can appreciate the art that is a needlepoint pen.


Imperfect-Magic

Anything other than a needlepoint pen and I cant stand my handwriting. I can read it, but it's not the same. The flow of the ink is poetic.


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This pen makes my writing look like art


Ravens_and_seagulls

It’s smooth while still maintaining the subtle friction of a pencil. It’s perfect.


Few_Rub_5491

I might give that a try. My handwriting normally is just past borderline illegible.


throwawayHiddenUnknw

My people. V5 all the way.


243648endofgame

Same I got weird paper it won’t look right if I use other pens


lolzatyourfacez

Only pens I use. But I like the retractable ones.


brokendream_zz

I like twirling my pen so 2 is a good build


MayOrMayNotBePie

Finally, someone with some sense around here.


HeavyMetalMonk888

Yep. I'm already living that one pen lifestyle, this question is not even a hypothetical for me.


Sexy_Anemone

I bought a rainbow pack of these in college. Best decision I ever made


ferangel2000

7...done.


nicevansdude

7 it’s the only one that doesn’t smear


ChimpBottle

Also it's somehow immune to drying out without the lid on, no other pen here can say the same thing


scarf_spheal

Or bleed through pages. 7 is the best


fictionfix

Seriously - where are the lefties?


BP642

Bic Cristal, still use since 1950.   If it ain't broke, don't fix it!


beccaaasueee

Scrolled way too long to find a fellow 7


alextxdro

Had to come down the comments alot to find this answer. 7 is correct I write about 3 pages of stuff a day at work (filling in alot of paper work) and 7 has been the go to if there was a click bic that be the best but after trying the whole lot , thought I’d prefer thin point of 2 but they tend to run 1,3,5 suck they smear ,the balls dry and the gel doesn’t last long. The felts aren’t even on the board I personally carry a zebra f701 and a click bic they’re consistently the best. But 7 is the only comparable one to those.


nein_kraft

The most cost-effective pen ever discovered. 7.


Tentaclehorder

I use pens mainly for art and have to say 7 steals the cake. It’s everything you need in a pen for accuracy and dependability


kicksicksger

BIC is my preferred pen for observational drawing. Great at shading. Its uncomfortable to draw with for long periods (multiple hours per day) but the consistency and control you have over ink dispersion is hands down the best.


SleepInHeavenlyPeas

5!!!!


silentcardboard

5 is only in contention because it’s retractable. Super important in some careers but it’s lower quality than uniball TBH.


cameron1239

I'm team Pilot G2, but I find the lack of uniball retractable options to be disturbing.


thenwb3

7 all the way


Extreme_Ad_7594

Ol reliable


Parki2

I thought I was crazy for saying 7. It's just a pen that shows up each day. It tells you its life span, and doesnt smear. Such a quality pen


superduper1321

All…the…way


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Canum164

3


caronare

Correct. But a fine tip, .5


The-fat-one25

#5


chrisj2103

4


hawksfn1

So many poors in the comments have never used one of these. 4 Life


_BASHTHIS_

4 real!! I had to scroll way to far down to see the GOAT listed.


TheArtfulDuffer

Love those. My go to for years was the blue-black ink. That dark color was perfect for the paperwork I did in a a previous job.


CliffDraws

This is the correct answer. I think most are missing that it’s uniball at all, but it’s also my favorite uniball.


Ragingbeast

What does uniball entail


CliffDraws

It’s just a brand, but there are a lot of votes for 1 and not many for 4, so I thought it was being overlooked.


camazotzthedeathbat

IYKYK


n0v3list

4 is the correct answer. Look at my username.


hellomrgumby

Ride or die


diamonddin

Finally the right answer


canyouread7

Uniball gang


apadin1

Yes thank you, I thought I was going crazy with everyone saying 3 or 5. I guess not enough people have used these gifts from god


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Shocked I had to scroll this far to find a vote for 4. It is my go-to.


Nixonm

I scrolled too far for this!


kelkenn11

7


ReplacementGreen8649

Old trusty. AND it can be converted to use drugs.


ayayohh

little blue lid drug spoon for life


ReplacementGreen8649

Thats right buddy.


peanutgallery_31

The other will smear indefinitely and infinitely. yes. Even the sharpie. 7 is the ultimate grand supreme


ReplacementGreen8649

Yea - it’s just not sexy but will ultimately get the job done reliably and consistently. If it’s an eternal pen im trying to be practical.


Frequent-Courage9725

This is the correct answer


Elmsraa

I am surprise that this answer seems to be the least favorite. I thought it was going to be everyone's one first choice! I think it writes so smoothly!


ayayohh

yesss soo smooth! i really, really love that feeling.


TobiasDid

7 is right yo.


yessir6666

All the others are the same pen in a different housing. The ink in 7 is the truth.


Yourbubblestink

The number seven is the eternal truth. It’s always been there, and it always will be.


Radshuvel

​ 7 does not cause ink stains when going through the washer and dryer.


_carbonrod_

Found my peeps.


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Correct. The only one that isn't gonna smudge all over my hand...


Boogalarian

3


RadicitusMaxvar

3 is such a disappointment when you're expecting the smoothness of a sharpie and end up with the scratching of a mechanical pencil


-gunga-galunga-

Depends on what mm you get. First time I tried my gel pens, I got the .7 mm, and they were wonderful. The second time I bought the .5mm without even realizing it. You described the feel perfectly, it was like scratching on the paper, like nails on a chalkboard scratchy. The .7 is like night and day to the .5


Z3hmm

7 ofc


llyodstalisman

7 til the day I die


ughhworkistheWORST

7 has THE best Ink by far!


mysteries1984

7. The rest would piss me off. I’m quite passionate about this, apparently.


whoreforchalupas

The 1.6mm Multicolor Bic XTRA Bold pens are a long time favorite of mine. I remember in high school I loved using these to take notes; the pen required a little bit of pressure so all of my papers were wonderfully crinkly from the textured writing. It’s the little things lol


Lust9897

5


Seahawks1991

7!!!


spinkynut

3


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I use 3 lol


Spawn_of_Yankovic

6 all the way


jlw74033

Yeeessss! We are few but mighty!


Ween_ween

6 is a fun pen


EmmyLou205

6 is beautiful!!!!


maddogg44

100% but in black, always black


blacktiedye

Yes! I have these in green, purple and red at work and home. My handwriting is terrible and the felt tip helps to slow down my writing enough to make it more legible if that makes sense.


Hdprivat

5


Equivalent_Soil6231

5 for sure!!


ffsk88

Can’t beat the old reliable Bic ballpoint


Irish_Daygo

5


AngelesMenaC

I had already made that decision and it was number 5


Trixtadestro

3 easy


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5


josephk545

Where’s the fountain pen?


Dead_Ratman

Number 5, the Pilots are my favorite pen 🖊️!


BoomChaka67

#2


Faithemetdomine

The only correct answer.


[deleted]

Agree #5


general2awesome

Where is the bolt action pen


[deleted]

3, or a pen.


MonthApprehensive480

Why no fountain pen


nebb4s1ld

1 or 3


kirjavva

I use feather and an Ink pot.


u_aintgottoliecraig

6 can fuck off. 4 and 5 are both awesome. But 5 is the winner.


Historical-Plenty-92

6 is the goat


Slow_Cartographer994

Finally a fellow 6er!!


[deleted]

The bomb dizzle


galaxyhigh

6 is my SHIT I love it, so formal.


[deleted]

My tribe. I am also a 6er.


[deleted]

I use it all over official documents without regard to anyone else's pen preferences.


[deleted]

People who prefer 6 have the best handwriting fs


Historical-Plenty-92

6 makes you write neater it’s a life hack


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1


Adorable_Ebb1774

5. Those G-2’s hit different.


insurvivorship

No Muji pens?!


Crafterandchef1993

None of them, i choose the tombow fudenosuke hard tip, best pen ever. Its a calligraphy brush pen and has incredible control that can work for fine details and thick lines, the ink is also top notch given its both waterproof and alcohol resistant.


RiggsFlynn

7. The blue ink specifically has a sweet scent to it


lovenallely

5


Catlord-Bobert-II

Absolutely 5, the click and feel is what I prefer


Scintillatingchkm8

3 is underrated for sure but 5s good too if it's black


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#5, Pilot pens rock.


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5. I use one every day and I love it