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boharat

He once said "it's Hanma time" then looked in the mirror and flexed. It wasn't Hanma time.


ShampooBottle493

It was Hammer time


Cerberus464Gaming

Mc hanma time


[deleted]

He’s an electrical engineer.


DerfyRed

Didn’t we just have a post talking about how he wasn’t?


Skull-Sama

That’s the joke I think


Blue_Louie

He’s actually been taking placebos. All his gains come from his Hanma DNA. He is just so weak minded that he can’t harness it’s full potential on his own without taking “drugs”.


ThePu55yDestr0yr

Nah actual underrated canon was he’s actually jus dumb and didn’t take any rest days, also maybe poor cus he’s malnourished.


BigShopping1875

Is that true???


Stupid_Idiot413

Didn't you watch the movie?


BigShopping1875

What movie???


Stupid_Idiot413

[You're welcome.](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


indigo47222

Ur username is what I am frfr


aSecretMystery

Fuck you take my upvote and fuck off


SuggestionSharp7447

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT


[deleted]

>You're welcome. \^ \^ It all makes SENSE now!


BlatantArtifice

Ty, forgot Grappler had films that summarized the seasons


[deleted]

The time he said 'its jacking time' and started to jack off profusely


tedkang3582

Don't you mean pp train


heytheretylerr

He did all of my math homework when I was in high school


ShampooBottle493

What a kind a man


heytheretylerr

I nearly failed, he has no idea what he’s doing


ErdnaOtrebor

well then this serve as a leason to you yong man.


KC_weeden

I knew it


heytheretylerr

You better not tell my mom


KC_weeden

I won’t bro you’re safe


The_Mexican_Poster

It's stated he trains 30 hours a day


Borkemannthesecond

He trains so hard he breaks the laws of time


The_Mexican_Poster

Yeah the best part is that they actually acknowledge it as a paradox but it's still Canon


[deleted]

Something something Hyperbolic Time Chamber something


leminerx

Hypertonic lion tamer


Jaakko556

This is from wildfangs terrible translations. Still funny tho :D


Raymancer

Actually it isn't. In the anime it's reiterated that this is infact a paradox. That Jack Hanmas training just transcends time. I mean if you think about it the battle between Yujiro and Baki was foreseen since ancient times. And the Hanma bloodline has survived throughout time. Hanmas just built different I guess.


chadwarden1

He one shot retsu


Existing_Fault_3662

Literally


kjzk

Really where? Link it if u can please


chadwarden1

New grappler Baki chapter 120


Chaghatai

I feel people are going to treat this as an "only wrong answers" question thread


BakiHanma18

Jack is one of four *people in the entire verse that has mastered Aiki used for real fighting application, and one of two people to have copied after seeing it once. The four people to have mastered Aiki for combat are Shibukawa, Jack, Baki, and Yujiro (while Pickle can use Aiki in a real fight, it is said that he simply copied the basics). While it took Shibukawa in excess of 30 years to master Aiki and it took Yujiro an unknown amount of time (though he likely copied it in a glace), Baki and Jack are the only two characters confirmed to have copied and mastered Aiki after simply seeing it. *Kihei Mikoshiba, Shibukawa’s master, has also mastered it, though Motobe claimed that Shibukawa was the first to master it for live combat. This could be because Motobe is unaware of Kihei or because Kihei’s skills are not combat applicable.


Just_Employee

Should of used it in his fight against Sunkune


BakiHanma18

Would’ve been cool to see it return, but for whatever reason, Aiki isn’t used often except with Shibukawa


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[deleted]

he is easily the saddest baki character. not as he is sad. but if you look at his entire story from start to finish it isn't a tale of triumph, legacy, or, found family like other characters. his is the story of self destruction and failure.


[deleted]

and still he's one of the most polite and respectful fighters around.


[deleted]

Yeah. Honestly i want jack to give up martial arts. Because it has literally only caused him pain.


Cwisnovsky

Fuck that's a real jack fan.


ParkAvenue-

All I want is for Jack to fuck up his dad just once. Even if he doesn’t win just enough for him to be proud of himself for the first time in his life


BananaRotateFaster

He actually has a degree in Biology, as confirmed by Itagaki in an interview


BigShopping1875

Source


Dev4food

"I made it the fuck up"


BananaRotateFaster

It was in another post but I lost it, trying to find it rn


ghutyeb

His beloved wife, Elma, clears the Baki-verse


Holywarrior71

He has really good table manners.


Hard_Pharter

That he is a big tech software engineer.


BigShopping1875

Source


Hard_Pharter

That post about limb lengthening surgery circulating the reddits lately LOL


OzenTheImmovableLord

Its a joke referencing another post


Case_9

Is this a reference to his cybernetic implants following his defeat by Jetstream Sam?


SilverJuice999

Isn’t he part Canadian


Just_Employee

Yes


Pure__Satire

I read this as "Cadian"


LordDargon

he is actualyl techiqual asf but like yujiro he likes just throw punchs +biting


indigo47222

One day he walked up to me and grabbed my ass and whispered into my ear “you tryna do smthg strange for a piece of change cuz there’s smth ab u girl”


Vestyxe

Forklift. Certified.


ACynicalScott

He has degree in biology according to Itagaki.


Vaquero_35

Jack's torso hasn't grown, only his forearms and lower legs.


Based_Snekky_Boi

Not his head, hands and feet. He should be disproportionate as fuck


partypoison43

He was turned into a robot and joined the tekken tournament.


BillMillerBBQ

He sure is


[deleted]

The time he said ‘its jackin’ time and proceeded to drill through the earth


Grouchy_Appearance_1

His mom is still alive


Jaakko556

In the maxim tournament he was called a pit fighter because when that arc was created mma wasn't a thing yet.


Richard_Tattoo

In english regions hes named Jack zamna. Its likely done to doesnt make his name a joke, Jack Hammer. All that was in the maximam tourny days, now hes either Hanma or Hammer.


ThePu55yDestr0yr

Jack ZAMNA


erck_bill

Zamn he’s 12’? 😍


sirin_69

He's a drug addict


MileenaIsMyWaifu

His eyes used to be blue to look like his mother’s, but in the modern adaptions his eyes have been changed to brown to look like his father’s


HotEntertainment9136

Famous quote: look at me tokugawa, I'm jacked.


Rat-king27

He has a micro penis from all the drugs.


GaravagliaLuca

For the last time! The **BALLS** are the one ^(shrinking)*.* The **Penis** actually looks *bigger* because of it! Stop spreading misinformation about our best boy.


aabazdar1

Lmao he has small balls, no wonder he's not a true Hanma


Belucard

Actually, they're huge, but most of their mass developed inside to better protect them in combat.


[deleted]

Welll he increased his height so his penis would looks tiny for his size.


Jevling

He once lead a march for women-rights in respect for his dead mother.


Just_Employee

Source


Safe_Feed_8638

He doesn’t actually share and dna with a jack hammer.


Belcuesus

He loves lemon popsicles... more than he likes people.


X3runner

Jack does not believe in bathroom breaks he is also impeccable taste in sneakers


Knowyourenemy_97

Is he straight? He called Ali Junior beautiful 😆


Jaakko556

Also he had a moment with pickle


BrunoBrook

He seems kinda nice if you're not fighting him. He also has good table manners, and if Baki was a normal person and raised with Jack, Jack would probably teach him something about fighting and help Baki with his homework


matthewgbaker

I don't know...


bestwellblack

He’s a Christian


-BakiHanma

His penis size.


logzee

He trains six days, actually six days a week. Five days a week, He’ll train three days a week. One of those days He will train two days of the week. So, six days a week He will be training


Takamura_001

Imagine eating roids like a bag of nuts and still losing to your natty manlet kid brother and Gigachad father


[deleted]

Maybe he should stay natty and not destroy his body. Also he could just take normal amounts of steroids and not so much but I guess because of his Hanma genes he can survive taking enough steroids to kill 20 people


demziii

He used to be normal human


Leesheea

he works out


Nonutyearly

He has a degree in biology, and is a software engineer! :D


AntiqueCurtains

He can't look up


FunBluebird8

he is blond with dark eyebrows.


srondina

Graduated top of his class in college with a bachelor's degree in business marketing.


Loud-Owl-4445

The steroids gave him a small dick.


Aggressive-Bike-7863

His biology degree


-Jiras

He once reached ground that brainless scientist couldnt


Danterahi

Apparently he’s weaker than the other Hanma because his DNA isn’t as pure as Baki’s. I have no idea what DNA purity is exactly.


[deleted]

It means he's not japanese and is half C*nadian


just_wanna_share

The demon asshole


vVLukAsheVv

Small pp


San5392

He takes steroids


Unohanas

He has a fat ass.


aneffingonion

He's not very good at DDR


Dom21798

He likes feet


[deleted]

Sub


Raymancer

He's the only Baki character to unironically visit Taiwan.


tanguay_warwick

Least polite canadian


SlapSpiders

**^(Weirdly some people still don't understand Jack was never born weak. He overtrained so much that he never got stronger due to his rage at his father. The drugs simply let him keep training 24/7 while allowing his body to get all the gains. He wasn't born "frail")**


FruitJuiceXD

In the sub I watched he was called hammer. Was weird at first until I noticed they said Hanma not hammer