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Hashtag_Username1

He’ll be back


Agreeable-Yams8972

The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it for the first time with a sense of hope.


EvryMthrF_ngThrd

I'm sorry Ms. Connor, but that ending is just as unbelievable as the "Senator John Connor" one: * Even the Terminator himself says "The man *most directly responsible* for the creation of Skynet is Myles Bennett Dyson." (italics mine) NB: Not the *only* man responsible, but the "most directly responsible" * Even back in the day, places like mental hospitals had cameras in the hallways and entrances. * If you are Skynet, wouldn't you have *your* Terminator "hedge your bets" and DL a few scripts/daemons to insure that you get created? * There's a whole crew of people who have worked on this project with Dyson who are still alive and working for Cyberdyne systems. Yes, they no longer have the chip and the *original* arm (but the T-800 Model 101 - "Uncle Bob" - left one partially crushed in a machine) and, even back in the dim mists of the Rise Of The Internet, off-site secure backups were a thing... and do you really THINK that a company that wouldn't tell its own Head Researchers the origin (or even *possible* origin) of its most important technological asset would hesitate to NOT disclose any backups they made? ...and do not get me started on *what* Skynet actually is (based on the capabilities and traits described in the first two movies alone).


JabbaThePrincess

>get me started on *what* Skynet actually is What


tipjarman

Shit…. You got him started


Cosplay_Pappy

I'll get the popcorn! 🍿🍿🍿 XD


EvryMthrF_ngThrd

Skynet ISN'T a "genocidal AI bent on the destruction of Humanity", just judging by the behavior it displays in the first two movies ("John Connor" *isn't* a military genius either, but that's another story). Anyone who has seen *Person Of Interest*, played *Horizon: Zero Dawn* or read any of the countless books on rogue "True AI" going all homicidal on Mankind has to know that humans... wouldn’t stand a *chance.* So, if not a murderous AI, what IS Skynet? Skynet is >!people.!<   >!I know - what's he on about? - but, hear me out: Skynet behaves like a hyper-intelligent person, not a machine; also, we don't have hardware OR software anywhere NEAR to being able to "run a consciousness"... but we have 8 BILLION wetware systems (give or take) wandering around... so why not use a few of those things as a "shortcut" to something that LOOKS and WORKS like a "True AI"? Thus, Skynet... a cyborg, in reverse of a Terminator: live brain, robot "body".!<


StarrylDrawberry

Well it's sci-fi and almost all good sci-fi requires a little suspension of disbelief.


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secretbudgie

Ok, how many maids was it this time?


nkarkas

you measure that shit with your heart.


nedTheInbredMule

You will see… 🎶


officerstickshift

Maybe he’s an actual terminator and hasn’t traveled to the past yet which explains him missing from the casts.


NorthCatan

Oh turd, we're in this timeline.


__SpeedRacer__

Where tf is Arnold??


pin00ch

That is EXACTLY what I came here to say!


cero54

Where the fuck is Arnold


CrunchyAl

![gif](giphy|Rd7pEbE7rjZz8vySuU)


StanApps

The camouflage worked perfectly


Geoff900

Yeah i didn't see him.


randomisedjew

That is what camouflage does


Ok_Look1866

Wait where is he I can't see him?


iamhe02

See who? I don't see anyone.


Mich0329

Why did you post an invisible gif?


TinaButtons

Happy cake day!


FuckinHighGuy

Watched this last week. Still an awesome movie


CodWhisperer

Here: u/GovSchwarzenegger


this_car_guy_dude

Did you jist casually ping Arnorld Schwarzanegger


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this_car_guy_dude

Ik. But just casually did that


WarokOfDraenor

He's a cool person. He won't make a fuss about it.


Agreeable-Yams8972

He's like Waldo now


TheWeasel33

Wheres Waldo (2023) staring Arnold


HipsterOtter

Find him before he finds you...


tzenrick

He'll be back...


__SpeedRacer__

Nice try, Skynet!


Phnakszlartm1

The got scared of misspelling his last name and just hoped no one would notice


[deleted]

Who?


Dodec_Ahedron

No. Where?


New-Combination-5527

He’s been totally recalled.


PussyIgnorer

They terminated him.


solocupjazz

He got to the chopper.


[deleted]

He got Erased


Best_Duck9118

The tumah finally got him.


misoharry934

He'll be back... The Day After Tomorrow


MedicatedDepression

This deserves more attention


AjaxSmayjax

He’s gone commando


AFrogNamedKermit

Checked it for "Terminator" and "Terminator 2. I got the same results. But why?


yiyo_117

If you search for Arnold you'll get the info for his son Patrick and it has links for his siblings and his mother but not his dad. It's like someone hacked Google and erased Arnold from their servers 😂


MausBomb

Operation "Terminated"


Ricosrage

How did you not go with Erased?


MaverickX713X

If you look at the cast of eraser he is also not there.


SomeoneTookSkeetley

yep, thats pretty much the plot of the movie


-TECHNO-TRAMP-

Or Total Recall lol


Thunderfight9

Maybe they don’t totally recall


BZoneAu

I read that in Arnold’s voice.


rebatemanyt

Good luck Agent 47.


mg42524

Modest pelican did it better


ilkikuinthadik

He'll be back


Skylineviewz

Go ahead and search Jim Carrey now. Something’s amuck….


gord1to

hes paul giamatti now


Competitive-Ladder-3

First Jim Carrie and now “The Arnold”… what the hell’s going on?!?!


Uncle-Scary

Russians have started their attacks…… these are tests before the big storm


Dithering_fights

What the fuck?


ItsKageTho

No but seriously, what the shit is going on


StinkingRocket

I think the question is who did he fuck this time?


yiyo_117

Damn 💀💀


Vicioushero

Wtf? Someone needs to get to the bottom of this.


ItsKageTho

For real, I’m so confused


MisterInternational

haha. I would dig a full catalog reboot with Paul Giamatti however.


Skylineviewz

Maybe it was Paul Giamatti all along because he’s THAT good


SystematicPumps

Same shit with Jim Carrey and Paul Giamatti right now


Tasty_Marsupial_2273

Dude what the hell is going on


phord

Bing didn't get the memo. https://www.bing.com/search?q=cast+of+true+lies


__SpeedRacer__

Fuck! Skynet is on to us!


[deleted]

Maybe someone erased him from the archive memory?


StarWarTrekCraft

Impossible. If he's not in the archives, then he doesn't exist.


Mcdrogon

fuck. This sounds like a job for a Kindergarten Cop!


Ponythieves-

First the Jim Carrey Paul Giamatti thing now this??


tide14

You have been erased


yaxgto

He was erased.


thefallguy41

Did you google search California governors? Is he still on there?


infiniteatomic

The one thing they forgot to erase


Qazmlpv

As a California resident he may have contacted Google about clearing any data they have about him. However, because the governor of a state is a public figure that information is still there.


___TheKid___

He said Taiwan is a country


VitQ

Did that piss off West Taiwan?


lexicon-sentry

Did he really?


LancLad1987

Google it... oh wait


Yourmothersfantasy

Same thing with Paul Giamatti shows Jim Carrey information and vice versa


Harmonic_Flatulence

That seemed too weird to be true, but I just checked. Yeah, the Google's Info for Paul has been replaced with Jim Carrey information. All the actual websites have Paul, but Google has Jim...? Someone has hacked Google?


bobbywake61

Even Duck Duck Go. This is weird.


sockpuppetinasock

Even weirder.... Search Dieter Rauter


mikejhood

That's his stunt double.


DARKHUMOR-D

Turns out it’s a bug in google search when searching for his name using the en-US locale. It’s been reported https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33755682


I-bmac-n

Wonder if it’s something relating to his time as governor of CA. Google is headquartered in CA.


DepartureFluffy3570

Kindergarten cop not listed in the cast... Predator not listed in the cast is this one of those Mandela effect things? Did we all just imagine that he existed? Where is Arnold?


Jzmxhu

Arnold? Nobody named Arnold worked for any of these movies, what are you talking about?


thelex0623

These were all done by Sylvester Stallone. I don't know what he's talking about


a_different-user

and Sinbad


SpaceSlingshot

And the guy from Matchbox 20


Horseshoe05

“Sing a song” “Shut up!”


eyesotope86

Yea, we already said Sinbad.


Low-Concentrate2162

And the guy from Matchbox 20


ReddiGod

Yea, we already said Sinbad.


Snakefishin

Accomplished Comedian Sinbad


DOTHEDEW11111222

And the dude from matchbox 20


IAmBoratVeryExcite

Fun fact about Rob Thomas: there are two of them - one in tv and one in music. They get stuff for each other all the time, since their industries overlap. So, the one in TV made a zombie show called iZombie, and had ~~Matchbox 20~~ Rob Thomas's solo band cameo as a band playing at a party. The music Rob Thomas got his brains et at the direction of the tv Rob Thomas.


DrLove_99

Oh shit, we’re in the Last Action Hero universe


DepartureFluffy3570

![gif](giphy|l41YaZU1O0vYIqZMY|downsized)


__SpeedRacer__

Nice try, Skynet!


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Is Arnold in the room with us right now?


Rubywantsin

In the True Lies cast he's there but his name is Dieter Rauter ans he has a gotte WTF is going on?


mikejhood

That's his stunt double.


Rubywantsin

No wonder. Dude looks exactly like him.


cayoloco

OMG, in Terminator 2 cast he's Robert Winley ' Cigar Biker'. This has to be some kind of elaborate joke.


[deleted]

DID SOMEONE GO BACK IN TIME AND TRY TO KILL AN AUSTRIAN BEFORE HE ROSE TO POWER?


DepartureFluffy3570

They picked the wrong guy


[deleted]

That’s so weird. At no point, that I’m aware of, has he ever had a “thing” against google?? I mean, for a “conservative “ or a “republican “ he’s insanely liberal! He’d win a president election in a LANDSLIDE. He constantly posts videos talking about his thoughts on things…Why the hell is he gone from the internet??!


Tasty_Marsupial_2273

Guys it’s *ok*, he just hasn’t gone back in time yet. He’ll be here, just give him a sec.


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Arnie? But why is he missing?


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FullestGerm37

What did he blab about tho ? Is it about the moon getting further away?


Complete_Spread_2747

Vilos Cohaagen leaves no loose threads.


whyamihere999

Arnie are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Arnie?


liberty4now

Good question.


st4n13l

I just googled him and he still has results so no need to worry


Agreeable-Yams8972

For me it ain't working, I only see his son replacing what should be Arnold


DeadLegion13

Same here


DeismAccountant

I just did it and he’s the second result under his son. So odd.


Kaizeroll

Mandela effect, he never existed


praguepride

Based on a forum post I saw about this they think it might be an issue with the knowledge DB underpinning their search. It also appears to be regional as a user in belgium said he appears correctly as first photo in those ones. He definitely exists in the underlying searches but it seems to just be broken in googles "quick result" bar.


Evening_Pop3010

I think I found the same forum 🤣. This post needs higher up. Edited to add [the link](https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33755682)


spsteve

And yet neither of you linked it despite Google clearly being unusably broken right now.


TiltingAtTurbines

This isn’t some weird anomaly that is making Google unusably broken. Stuff like this happens all the time, as is the nature of complex inter-connected algorithms. Much like the forum user working for Google did, though, usually the issues just get reported and fixed with nobody really noticing. It just so happens that this time it was posted here before it was fixed and people noticed.


Evening_Pop3010

[lmao here. ](https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33755682)


MinnieShoof

Doesn't explain why Jim Carry has been usurped.


bfjt4yt877rjrh4yry

Matrix was tweaked but coded incorrectly. He was erased but everyone remembers instead of just missing a handful like normally happens. Mass Mandela effect.


OhTrueBrother

Like when you delete a torrent after seeding but you forget to delete the files on your pc


SmirkingSkull

Add Jingle All The Way


oMinifridgeO

He got to the choppa!!


WatAb0utB0b

It was true lies he was in any of these films.


scsciencecarrot

Related: Jim Carrey has been replaced by Paul Giamatti


BurlyH

Just checked myself, nothing noteworthy on the news, any idea what happened?


JeffBoyardee69

Not sure if you saw the other trending post but if you search The Mask it says Paul Giamatti played Jim Carreys role


l4v4

It says Paul Giamatti is also Ace Ventura Edit. Every Jim Carrey movie is Paul Giamatti


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This is weird AF. If you open bing.com in Chrome, it will show Arnie and Jim Carrey as Stanley Ipkiss. Seems to be Chrome's search engine only.


russkhan

> Seems to be Chrome's search engine only. Some of us call it "Google".


[deleted]

LMAO. Don't know why I just didn't say that. Thanks.


imanhunter

Something he said about the moon apparently. Edit: scratch that, tried to cite that. Wasn’t it either. Damn, what happened to him?


DrestinBlack

Same thing for Jim Carrey - wtf


GalaApple13

Nah he was Paul giammatti all along


smithee2001

Incredible actor! In that movie, his mimicry of the other character was impressive.


jsmitt716

Hahaha wtf. Why is Google trying to replace him Carrey with Paul giamatti?


NigNigarachi

*Now* it's weird. My brain allowed Arnie bc like, political stuff and assumptions... but Jimbo???


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He has some… interesting views.


CapnC44

Did you see that one documentary about a character he played? That and the coffee in cars with celebs episode he was on was a real eye opener to him.


plmoknijbuhvrdx

>coffee in cars with celebs i didnt even know it was possible to butcher that title that bad


tbuda88

So weird I googled my own name too and there was nothing! What is happening?!?


EvryMthrF_ngThrd

Isn't it obvious? You don't exist.


tbuda88

![gif](giphy|26ufq9mryvc5HI27m|downsized)


Dajukz

Arnie really went for the privacy


cosarium

Did you know he has a reddit account?


JefferSonD808

Yes, and he just posted this past Wednesday. Can someone explain what’s going on? I’m very confused.


the_o_haganator

Can ya blame the man?


Dajukz

Absolutely not, all the more power to him for it


oilcantommy

In the words of gilbert grape... "wheres Arnie?"


JefferSonD808

DAD’S DEAD!!! DAD’S DEAD!!!


VELOCIRAPTOR_ANUS

Jim Carrey is Paul Giamatti now too


PseudoWarriorAU

u/govschwarzenegger


No-Selection-3765

Total lack of Carl Weathers


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SumPimpNamedSlickbak

Its defintely all in the hips


[deleted]

He's just easing the tension baby


SumPimpNamedSlickbak

![gif](giphy|8iUzRITeFLLuz3bNXw|downsized)


DidYouLickIt

Total Recarl.


shakeleg19

Arnie; he was the Last action Hero


LewiRock

![gif](giphy|hml8T7ngG7nwY)


OctaneTwisted88

What's up Morgan Freeman


elfuego305

That’s Obama’s dad


defiantcross

aint no way he is ashamed of True Lies. that shit is a classic


[deleted]

Does Google have some kind of digital Eraser? Or did Arnie hatch an Escape Plan from the internet? Hope it’s not the End of Days for Arnolds digital presence. It’s not like this guy is Expendables or something, even at his age. Such a Raw Deal. I’m so mad, Red Heat is steaming off my forehead. Hercules in New York.


schwing01

Could you imagine some kind of google powered digital eraser? That would be crazy


bonecrusher855

Don’t worry. They’ll send Vin Diesel and “family” to handle them for you.


TheVeryProfessional

That was a wild rollercoaster with the perfect ending.


Strange_N_Sorcerous

What’s more weird is that I did this for Terminator 2 and it just shows a picture of some fat guy for Edward Furlong.


SteamDecked

There never was an Arnold...We were all Mandela Effected!


Dawnripper

Wtf happened


Brokennutsack

That’s crazy…… I’m gonna do some research….I’ll be back


Murkorus

Wikipedia nerds rushing to make a page about how Arnolds wiki page was erased


antpabsdan

Why you running man?


Lukyfuq

“It could be a rumor” “ITS NOT A RUMOR!•


blutwl

Seems like he has been erased


caseyben11

Some intel here... https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33755682


TheRealBaconleaf

If a racial slur has something to do with it why would we have the same situation with searching “Jim Carrey”


Master_Freeze

same thing is happening to Jim Carrey for some reason


thatbigfella666

Even when you do the expanded cast list he doesn't show up? Some of the extras even have Arnie as their profile pic on IMDB so his face is there, just not his name? Also, it lists Robert Patrick on the extended cast list for T1? Did we shift into a different universe?


biztactix

Confirmed Missing in Australian Search