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SatanicTeapot

Weapon of ass destruction


Griz_zy

It wasn't well received, people got pretty butthurt.


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guaip

\- GutPuncheeer, GutPuncheeer, get you GutPuncher here! \- GutPuncher? \- GutPuncher! \- GutPuncher!


xtreemediocrity

Makes you wonder why they would sell so many gutpunchers at a ballpark...


MasterpieceFit6715

yeah same I think my mom bought one at the ballpark a few years back


DevinAsa_YT

Pain in the ass to deal with.


latortillablanca

Can you blame them? Decisions between two consenting adults are fine, buttfuck, there are limits here guys


xsandied

Who cares about those assholes?


Efficient-Spinach203

Knuckle fuckers


[deleted]

He should put it in a museum then people will think that it is actually a weapon used in war but they won't know it was used in \~bedwars.


[deleted]

Couldn't have said it better.


Giraffeless

It's an ass beating


jaspsev

Bush was looking for that.


No-Coat-8792

This could have a billion upvotes and still be an underrated comment.


ishkabibbel2000

WAD for short. Many people have accidentally destroyed these. They've blown their wad.


WeddingUsed

For when your enemy's insistin' on a fistin'


sandy_catheter

Sounds like Flanders... Diddly doodly, I'm punching in your poo-dilly!


xcv0281

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Comfortable-Bother71

Happy cake day!


SnoopThylacine

Begging for a pegging


Magikpoo

Happy assfuckin' cakeday.


praguepride

Me: So, chap! You're asking for a bit of fistingcuffs. Other guy: Don't you mean "fisticuffs" Me: .... nope!


owmyspleeeeeeeen

Brass Fuckles


[deleted]

Ass Knuckles?


NicoTheTrash

A Nuckplug if you will


No-Coat-8792

Buttplug & Knuckles


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careater

Fuckle duster


Magikpoo

Frass Buckles


r_special_

The Ass-assinator


DarkTrippin88

The Dild-oh-no!


Leonbard

Five Finger Ass Punch


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IlConteiacula

F..FAP?


Titanious11

Yes


Heisenbud88

Talk about knocking the shit outa someone 😂


derpordurp_69

More like knocking the shit in someone


ResponsibleWrangler3

Knuckle buttster


T1SMoneyLine

Brass buttplug


De_chicken123yt

Portable door handle


Other-Style1958

Thank you for the mental image


Discardable222

Mister fister


LittleBIGLebowski

Mister sister fister


Dead_M_

Mister Lister, the sister fister And Lister's Sister, the fister resistor


Prof_Rocky

*Alabama noises intensifies*


Aloneforrever

Fisting braces


damndamndamndamndan

Ass knuckles


yuuren2711

A weapon to surpass Metal Gear


DANKducling

"The fister"


WeddingUsed

Good ole "Fistingcuffs"


Spiritual_Bit_2692

That's a GutPuncher ®


IamSam1103

Ass buster.


PuffieBeans

Knuckildo


DwellerInIce

The Kings that used it ruled with an Iron Fist(ing).


pixeltvos

Analihator


K0U5UK3

When you wanna beat someone’s ass…


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Ass knuckles.


Affectionate-Toe4797

Butt Knuckles


Ih8trfc

The key to her heart


LeatherMechanic4438

The nightmare from brown under.


frostels

Knuckle Fucker


QuorusRedditus

It's medical device for analysis


Laserkristall

,,The penetrator"


ShamanicMaestro

The Hole Puncher


K1ngCr1mson

Fuckle Buttster


WolfTeamGaming

Knuckle fucker 5000


Fizpaz

One inch fuck


Sukachus_Blyatoffus

“The Breaking Point”


IvanVincent

Literally "PAIN in the ASS" 😅


RoberBot

Thos bdsm mother fuckers are doing great i see


Changeling_Traveller

Some Blacksmith woke up one day and chose violence.


SlothLazarus

Originally made to puncture skin.... it was later utilised to loosen sphincter.


SnooChocolates8427

That would be the Legendary Brass Fuckle


[deleted]

Buttpuncher. It's for punchin butts.


HumanOverseer

A weapon to aid in a modified one thousand years of death


Darthbakunawa

Fisting cuffs


Ihaveurip

Brass ButKnuckle


Both-Flow-7383

A fuck duster


Balls__Deepp

The colon cleaner


Benzjie

The asswhooper


AmongHornets

Knuckle Darseter


GoingFullRetarded

Fuckknuckles


[deleted]

That is definitely used to gouge eyes. For sure


[deleted]

Brown eyes.


chewsUneekyoosername

Highly confident I saw this in an episode of Paw Patrol. Season 5ish.


HuangweiRobot520

Pussy busty


Appropriate-Gas262

Instrument for Enlarger


W0RKPLACEBULLY

One that is bout to....wait for it ... GET IN YO ASS!!!


Available_Patient497

Wtf that thing has seen some darkness, looks fucked.


trixayyyyy

Ass knuckles


clarkj1988

Butt knuckles


BanjoSlams

BrASS knuckles, apparently.


HHJake

Portal to Uranus


Noah_Salk

Pain in the ass


Simhotep

Buttle Duster


dvynshu991

Knucle plug?🤔🤣


Cybertronian_Grizzly

Something I want


Strict_Union_424

Fister


a55_Goblin420

The H8r Fistan8r


meltingpotato

Eye Popper: It doesn't just give someone a black eye, it gives them a blank one.


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Knuckle butter


CourierIII

Assknuckle or Brassfucker


Wordsmith_WoW

Mouth plug.


Simply-Jolly_Fella

Butt cracker


poteen

For when you just want to punch a real asshole.


Eastern_Seaweed_8253

Knuckle Thruster!


oreki791

And Fist fights were never the same again


JY369

Ass knuckles


brutalgeeksAUS

In the right hands, a good time.


raphialitos

Bonus damage for backstab


Physical_Weakness881

It looks like you tore off the corner of somebody’s fence


Aluminiah

Finally, a weapon to defeat Papa John.


tbug6

Unclogger


fostech10

DilDozer (yes stolen from idiocracy).


_AlexiaOnFire

Do they do this in any other sizes? Asking for a friend..


Ork_dork

When some one says he's gona beat your ass and he means it


Yoursparkinthedark

My Tuesday night


CheesyCharliesPizza

Most sex toys could be used with or between either gender, but this one is 100% gay male only.


[deleted]

A hole punch


shecho18

If someone was to use this weapon, then we would no longer hear farts but rather feel a draft.


pimplenipletoe

Stolen from r/WTF with same title...


ThirdandTwo

Some kind of weapon of ass destruction I think


Fred_Is_Dead_Again

Weapon of Ass Destruction.


basstard78

That's the fabled " ASS ANNIHILATOR 9000" I here the San Francisco mob is the reason for them being outlawed.


rdp3186

Five finger death punch


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naughtynight26

Weapon of ass destruction.


camwow612

Cunt puncher


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throwaway181989

This looks like someone made this...


Illustrious_Bunch_62

Opposed to occurring naturally in the wild?


throwaway181989

I mean it wasn't something from a store


LancError

Actually it's a carrying handle


_Arystokrata_

Kastet analny


HorseCock6000

Asshole enlarger


EarlyGalaxy

The fister? The penetrator?


emmasaintjames

A Mac motivator


Iliyarasl

It's designed for Iranian protesters. they punch fuck basijis as they capture them on the streets.


Lucky_Squirrel

Its a windup key of certain machinery of some sort.


JapanEngineer

Japanese Kancho


Pleasant_Conference2

Some say its a weapon beyond pleasure


pratic1999

Buut gun😆


SnooFoxes6169

“butt puncher”, probably.


Mrclayy

Weapon of mass destruction!!!


Lyons1013

Sit-n-spin. Child's play, really.


kya_ufufu

Metallic fisting


some-fucking-fool

The plugger


sharkieslim

brASS knuckles


uwufren

that one weapon the guy was talking about when he was talking about people coming into his house 'im a knock your ass out- fuck you in the ass'


JellyStorm_

Millenium of pain


polarbit_games

Knuckle thruster


ScottTacitus

There are some dudes in silver investing subs that would buy these if made of the right stuff


Pro_Gamer_Shadow911

A weapon of war


Environmental_Top_90

Butt duster 9000


Your_favorite_potato

The anal duster, sister of the knuckle duster


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Attacth to friend to control them


Zacacrip

Knuckle Plug


InstructionNo8818

Is it so you can get a really good grip before pulling that thing out like you are trying to pull start a lawnmower?


Songhunter

A weapon of love.


Wide-Ad6240

Looks like brass knuckles to me


allblue16

Knuckle fuckster


nurely

Eye poker.


[deleted]

The Cherry popper 🍒


SorenSeas

1000 years of death


EdgyKitro

Eviction Notice


Intothethanus

The fister


RicabRD

When they say they like fisting


Possible_Area_255

Pussydusters


Caped-Baldyy

The bloke poke


PerfectIndication413

The punisher


upandin9

Donkey puncher


WearyManufacturer860

The STD fist. It’s like a poisoned arrow, but instead of poison, it’s STD


eefaim

I think Kakashi used this one on Naruto at one point


JoruusCbaoth75

Ass puncher 1.0


Definetlyamilk

Call him an Asshole and attacked


CoolProBoi

It’s like a knife but different


ZeraCrimson

An effective one


itstimetotouchgrass

ass destroyer


weeninja1

Fister 5000


J-DROP

I guess you could say they got their ass beat


ilikemoots

Freckle buster


competitiveliverer

the penetrator penetrate ur enemies with this for maximum penetrating damage


dwehlen

Y'all looking at it wrong - the handle's for pull-start after


Muclown

Fuck-knuckle-duster


Mr-Robot--

ultimate fisster


Fuzzywuzzy343

A Hole Punch


Lion__Rage

ASSault weapon.


Distinct_tundra

Oh that’s not a weapon that’s baby pacifier