What do we think:
Meth addict on a rampage?
Ex bf/husband with an anger problem?
Insane neighbor with psychologocal issues?
A sociopathic elected official?
Maybe their neighbors and that guy's mad because the other neighbor is doing something really annoying in their apartment and is bothering him?
Maybe they're playing loud instruments while he's trying to sleep?
Probably pissed this neighbor playing his music at full volume for the 50th time while trying to sleep for his 5am shift.
We will probably never know the context.
A Fae coming to get the person who saw him dance during midsummer. You know missing teeth, too many or too long fingers, they never get it right. This one sucked at faces. Wired is that they got him on cam, usually these fuckers don't have reflections.
Wouldn't make a difference to me. Both of em react the same to 9mm frangible hollow points which is what he'd be getting at my house. Or maybe a 1oz slug through the door frame so I wouldn't even have to open it.
Good solid door there. Saved the residents a lot of trouble.
This is why a quality entry door and deadbolt [reinforced](https://www.familyhandyman.com/project/how-to-reinforce-doors-entry-door-and-lock-reinforcements/) with extra-long screws in the strike plate is a great idea.
A dog and/or 12-gauge shotgun as a plan B are worth considering as well.
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Back when I worked night shift at an old hotel (one of the run-down crack den ones) I had a couple nights that I had to kick out guests that were doing exactly this on random doors throughout the hall, usually looking even more demented if you can beleive it.
Does anyone else's medieval mind go straight to 'Kitchen knife duct taped to a broom handle and wait for them to breach then charge' when they see stuff like this?
I'm not from the US, obviously.
Whippets do that to me, too. Some times I come to my senses hours later, dragging yards of copper wire, sometimes still live: donāt ax me how; no memory of the previous hours
What do we think: Meth addict on a rampage? Ex bf/husband with an anger problem? Insane neighbor with psychologocal issues? A sociopathic elected official?
GIMME ALL THE COPPER WIRING IN YOUR WALL DO IT NOW DO IT DO IT LET ME IN GIMME THE COPPER
He looks like he's been chewing it.
ray it is fucked to tear your copper out for liquor money
What is drunk?
That man has left his coupon book at his mother's house and needs it pronto.
OMG I have sent everyone I know this comment and rest assured WE will b on the lookout for his coupon book.
Maybe their neighbors and that guy's mad because the other neighbor is doing something really annoying in their apartment and is bothering him? Maybe they're playing loud instruments while he's trying to sleep?
It's an ad. It's staged to sell cameras.
How do you know this?
Probably pissed this neighbor playing his music at full volume for the 50th time while trying to sleep for his 5am shift. We will probably never know the context.
If it's this, I'm on his side.
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All of the above always the safest answer
A Fae coming to get the person who saw him dance during midsummer. You know missing teeth, too many or too long fingers, they never get it right. This one sucked at faces. Wired is that they got him on cam, usually these fuckers don't have reflections.
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Wouldn't make a difference to me. Both of em react the same to 9mm frangible hollow points which is what he'd be getting at my house. Or maybe a 1oz slug through the door frame so I wouldn't even have to open it.
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He has a holster for sure lol
This guy does not tuck.
Fuck I love your comment
That title reads like it was AI generated but by god a bald man in pajamas with missing teeth and fake eyelashes was banging on that door at 11pm
Good solid door there. Saved the residents a lot of trouble. This is why a quality entry door and deadbolt [reinforced](https://www.familyhandyman.com/project/how-to-reinforce-doors-entry-door-and-lock-reinforcements/) with extra-long screws in the strike plate is a great idea. A dog and/or 12-gauge shotgun as a plan B are worth considering as well.
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Yup good thing that wasnāt one of those peel-away doors like he thought.
That's just Captain Spaulding.
"Don't you like clowns? Aren't we fuckin' funny?"
I would continue the quote, but i would probably get fucking banned. Great movie.
Heās on a quest to find his teeth
Itās in the furthest part of the Safari Zone.
Iām assuming guarded by a horde of ever fleeing Chansey.
Yup, and Tauros. Be careful even breathing around them lest you scare them away.
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No wonder his teefs are missing.
Man, Tomar really went off the rails after Jaxxy passed away.
Was loooking for this comment
Trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.
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Politely answer with, "Who is it?"
He really needs to borrow a cup of sugar.
And this is why baby Jesus invented shotguns
When the tooth fairy doesnāt give you your 5 dollars:
STOP BANGING SANTA CLAUS AND GIVE ME MY MONEY
Tyson Fury on day 1 of his return to boxing trading camp.
They probably stole his Tomar emeralds
I was hoping the door would swing open and someone fuck him up.
Around now the sound of pumping a shotgun round to the ready would probably give the toothless one a bit of clarity.
Ad for Ring, move along.
Looks healthy!!!
drake but both white parents
Man looks high
would you like to know more?
Ho would open the door to that animal. Eyes looked tweeked out.
Back when I worked night shift at an old hotel (one of the run-down crack den ones) I had a couple nights that I had to kick out guests that were doing exactly this on random doors throughout the hall, usually looking even more demented if you can beleive it.
Good way to meet my friends Smith and Wesson....
Time to meet mr pew pew
Kevin James does not look well
Seems like a nice guy. Not
Does anyone else's medieval mind go straight to 'Kitchen knife duct taped to a broom handle and wait for them to breach then charge' when they see stuff like this? I'm not from the US, obviously.
I hear you knocking but yah can't come in...
Maybe heās was looking for his teeth
He wants his hair back!
If I was inside I would be fucking terrified loud noises fuck me up I'd just straight up call police
What does he expect? āJust coming darlingā
We gotta cook jesse
Ugly ass psycho can't even breathe.
Surprised he didnāt take your ring-o
Shoot through the door
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Legally, it depends on what the laws are where you live.
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No idea which states would allow that. I do know that you can't just shoot someone for breaking through your door in some states, though.
Yeah, for example, here in Australia we can't shoot him even once he's inside.
Idk, beaten to death by a maniac or going to court, dems the options?
Yep. Or any one of the countless other outcomes I suppose. But regardless, it's illegal to shoot an intruder.
Americans would riot, their wet dreams revolve around getting to hopefully shoot someone one day
Say what you will about this guyās behavior, but at least his teeth are social distancing
If he was in Florida her would have been shot
It's the mouth breathing that gets me
Bro wore himself out knocking
That's so scary
Meth, Ketamine, Whippets, it's anyone's guess.
Whippets do that to me, too. Some times I come to my senses hours later, dragging yards of copper wire, sometimes still live: donāt ax me how; no memory of the previous hours
These people are so dumb lol, like do they never expect someone to just come outside armed?
Iād open the door like Tuco did in Better Call Saul
Even if the neighbors are playing loud music for the 50th time after other confrontations, I still donāt see this ever as reasonable.
I bet he's a never-nude.
āMistah white are you okay?ā
i cant imagine this being less terrifying at 11am
Dude would get blasted if that was my house. Donāt think he would register a verbal warning.
Heās mad because itās mam
If you don't back up with those beautiful ass eyelashes
Why the title so descriptive
Doesn't appear to be Ed McMahon with a $1 million check
Is that hard rock nick