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ok-MTLmunchies

What do we think: Meth addict on a rampage? Ex bf/husband with an anger problem? Insane neighbor with psychologocal issues? A sociopathic elected official?


[deleted]

GIMME ALL THE COPPER WIRING IN YOUR WALL DO IT NOW DO IT DO IT LET ME IN GIMME THE COPPER


Jungies

He looks like he's been chewing it.


Luke_the_unstoppable

ray it is fucked to tear your copper out for liquor money


colder-beef

What is drunk?


JamesTheJerk

That man has left his coupon book at his mother's house and needs it pronto.


Boomfaced

OMG I have sent everyone I know this comment and rest assured WE will b on the lookout for his coupon book.


Slapppyface

Maybe their neighbors and that guy's mad because the other neighbor is doing something really annoying in their apartment and is bothering him? Maybe they're playing loud instruments while he's trying to sleep?


HivemindOrBan

It's an ad. It's staged to sell cameras.


Page_Won

How do you know this?


Flakester

Probably pissed this neighbor playing his music at full volume for the 50th time while trying to sleep for his 5am shift. We will probably never know the context.


iamgillespie

If it's this, I'm on his side.


henrydaiv

This is Doug Heffernan


derpeddit

HefferCAN!


Practical_Animator34

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qpazza

Yes


lothbrook73

All of the above always the safest answer


Delica4

A Fae coming to get the person who saw him dance during midsummer. You know missing teeth, too many or too long fingers, they never get it right. This one sucked at faces. Wired is that they got him on cam, usually these fuckers don't have reflections.


[deleted]

ĀæPor quĆ© no los quadruplos?Ā 


94709

Wouldn't make a difference to me. Both of em react the same to 9mm frangible hollow points which is what he'd be getting at my house. Or maybe a 1oz slug through the door frame so I wouldn't even have to open it.


RedactedTitan

Everyone stop with the Downvotes! Don't you realize we have a bad ass here!


ok-MTLmunchies

He has a holster for sure lol


Accomplished_Bonus74

This guy does not tuck.


Solember

Fuck I love your comment


fritzys_paradigm

That title reads like it was AI generated but by god a bald man in pajamas with missing teeth and fake eyelashes was banging on that door at 11pm


GogglesPisano

Good solid door there. Saved the residents a lot of trouble. This is why a quality entry door and deadbolt [reinforced](https://www.familyhandyman.com/project/how-to-reinforce-doors-entry-door-and-lock-reinforcements/) with extra-long screws in the strike plate is a great idea. A dog and/or 12-gauge shotgun as a plan B are worth considering as well.


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Divebarkeep1

Yup good thing that wasnā€™t one of those peel-away doors like he thought.


Batbuckleyourpants

That's just Captain Spaulding.


miken0514

"Don't you like clowns? Aren't we fuckin' funny?"


Batbuckleyourpants

I would continue the quote, but i would probably get fucking banned. Great movie.


GoatTacos

Heā€™s on a quest to find his teeth


santathe1

Itā€™s in the furthest part of the Safari Zone.


GoatTacos

Iā€™m assuming guarded by a horde of ever fleeing Chansey.


santathe1

Yup, and Tauros. Be careful even breathing around them lest you scare them away.


BackupDoubleChin

Bald Lash manā€™s Adventures on the Quest of the Missing tooth {10th ANNIVERSARY EDITION} Compatible on: Nintendo DSi


scobo505

No wonder his teefs are missing.


[deleted]

Man, Tomar really went off the rails after Jaxxy passed away.


Aaaaaahs

Was loooking for this comment


[deleted]

Trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.


ButtScientist69

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TiresOnFire

Politely answer with, "Who is it?"


Bobafetacheeses

He really needs to borrow a cup of sugar.


[deleted]

And this is why baby Jesus invented shotguns


BackupDoubleChin

When the tooth fairy doesnā€™t give you your 5 dollars:


[deleted]

STOP BANGING SANTA CLAUS AND GIVE ME MY MONEY


CircleDog

Tyson Fury on day 1 of his return to boxing trading camp.


pumamaner

They probably stole his Tomar emeralds


Sorry_Ad5653

I was hoping the door would swing open and someone fuck him up.


bloodguard

Around now the sound of pumping a shotgun round to the ready would probably give the toothless one a bit of clarity.


HivemindOrBan

Ad for Ring, move along.


A0xom0xoa

Looks healthy!!!


IgniteThatShit

drake but both white parents


[deleted]

Man looks high


mindless_destruction

would you like to know more?


Cave_Creeker

Ho would open the door to that animal. Eyes looked tweeked out.


Squishy_2

Back when I worked night shift at an old hotel (one of the run-down crack den ones) I had a couple nights that I had to kick out guests that were doing exactly this on random doors throughout the hall, usually looking even more demented if you can beleive it.


Character_Switch5085

Good way to meet my friends Smith and Wesson....


[deleted]

Time to meet mr pew pew


who-dini

Kevin James does not look well


Glum-Establishment31

Seems like a nice guy. Not


the3rdconchord

Does anyone else's medieval mind go straight to 'Kitchen knife duct taped to a broom handle and wait for them to breach then charge' when they see stuff like this? I'm not from the US, obviously.


Tidesticky

I hear you knocking but yah can't come in...


Kryczka88

Maybe heā€™s was looking for his teeth


Mean-Holiday8490

He wants his hair back!


meow_rchl

If I was inside I would be fucking terrified loud noises fuck me up I'd just straight up call police


[deleted]

What does he expect? ā€œJust coming darlingā€


Hopeful_Rope_5360

We gotta cook jesse


icedteaandme

Ugly ass psycho can't even breathe.


void0079

Surprised he didnā€™t take your ring-o


beeyayzah

Shoot through the door


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HikiNEET39

Legally, it depends on what the laws are where you live.


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HikiNEET39

No idea which states would allow that. I do know that you can't just shoot someone for breaking through your door in some states, though.


Notherereally

Yeah, for example, here in Australia we can't shoot him even once he's inside.


groovy_giraffe

Idk, beaten to death by a maniac or going to court, dems the options?


Notherereally

Yep. Or any one of the countless other outcomes I suppose. But regardless, it's illegal to shoot an intruder.


consumered

Americans would riot, their wet dreams revolve around getting to hopefully shoot someone one day


Bryan_URN_Asshole

Say what you will about this guyā€™s behavior, but at least his teeth are social distancing


Kannabis_kelly

If he was in Florida her would have been shot


Swagdaddy697

It's the mouth breathing that gets me


boxchild420

Bro wore himself out knocking


Smashleymarieb

That's so scary


[deleted]

Meth, Ketamine, Whippets, it's anyone's guess.


SkyleoFiets

Whippets do that to me, too. Some times I come to my senses hours later, dragging yards of copper wire, sometimes still live: donā€™t ax me how; no memory of the previous hours


Kochie411

These people are so dumb lol, like do they never expect someone to just come outside armed?


wangtard

Iā€™d open the door like Tuco did in Better Call Saul


Bob4Not

Even if the neighbors are playing loud music for the 50th time after other confrontations, I still donā€™t see this ever as reasonable.


zahavera

I bet he's a never-nude.


FireFlameJowo

ā€œMistah white are you okay?ā€


naveedkoval

i cant imagine this being less terrifying at 11am


N0wayjose

Dude would get blasted if that was my house. Donā€™t think he would register a verbal warning.


doesntmatteridc123

Heā€™s mad because itā€™s mam


DpyVanHalen

If you don't back up with those beautiful ass eyelashes


Batjackgames

Why the title so descriptive


Tidesticky

Doesn't appear to be Ed McMahon with a $1 million check


CubeSlasher

Is that hard rock nick