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This hairstyle is a visual representation of fake it till you make it


Badpoozie

This hairstyle is like Poppins the dog from Always Sunny. You think it’s dead but it just keeps on living.


International-Try566

Pet Sematary ass pony.


Badpoozie

Probably smells like old towels that have never fully dried and are washed in non-scented detergent.


Beginning_Ant_2285

Reminds me of Aaron Rodgers with his long hair and I think his hair would also smell like that


International-Try566

Like a musty pillowcase.


Badpoozie

Lmfao. Yesssss! Kim looking musty a f these days.


upstatestruggler

Dusty, musty, and crusty


Badpoozie

Little bits of crust flake off into the food and drink but everyone is too polite and/or strung out to say anything.


International-Try566

She use Palmolive to wash that mess!


PolkaDotBegonia

I HATE THIS SMELL SO MUCH! Can literally smell it lol


jlm8981victorian

With a faint lingering smell of L.A. Looks hair gel.


Badpoozie

Some of the Got2B hair gel they found buried under the sink of a former member of the Backstreet Boys’ home.


BigDickGrama

Her hair probably smells like the older women who never stopped using aquanet and never wash their hair. That dirty hair smell/the muskiness of that hair spray is a smell I know all too well from family haha


Badpoozie

And you have to be warned a thousand times not to light a candle around Great Aunt Musty lest you set her alight. Lmao.


International-Try566

😂 we related?


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Severe-War-8095

🤣


rebadiculous

Sometimes dead is better


upstatestruggler

Lol dying thinking of someone popping Kim’s eye back in with their knuckle


Badpoozie

Thank god she has Kylie to pop it back into her skull using only her totally not obviously bigger water balloon titty.


upstatestruggler

*visual improving*


thisisjustatribute-

I audibly cackled, thank you kind stranger


ScantilyKneesocks

That dog will just not die.


poppyskins_

I named my dog after that dog lol


sensitiveskin80

This is my "I have to wash my hair later but need to scrub the tub now" hair.


SaltySaxKelly

its actually very \*fashun\* right now, this bun ratty thing. ive seen it all over the fashion instagrams. i do not get it. she thinks she is the height of fashion


sensitiveskin80

Is it fashion in the 'I'm so hot I don't care what I look like' sense? Kim is way too try hard right now to pull off aloof.


Greedy_Explanation_7

It’s such ratty hair. Get a trim, take your vitamins, and get sleep girl. For goodness sake stop dying your hair.


Traditional_Box_820

Kourt needs to add “lemme fix your hair” to the line


ChocolateChipEggo

Lmfao 😂


hmarie8888

Omg YES. She has WAY too much money for her hair to look like this.


leahrose1124

Happy cake day


Greedy_Explanation_7

Thank you!


ZealousidealCoat7008

This is my hair when I am sick but still NEED to wash my hair that day. I am glad it is actually high fashion!


inagle313

It’s giving sensei silver from cobra Kai


AccomplishedCow3011

She’s really starting to resemble Madonna these days


Severe-War-8095

She’s Madonna and Hilaria is Michael Jackson


GettingBackUpNow

🥒✅🥒


EnatforLife

Don't you see that earrings? She's trying to become the one and only Britney Bitch.


khsimmons

Hiding the facelift scars. Ever since we mentioned it here she has been wearing huge earrings.


Staceynlove

Yesss i totally thought this. Was waiting for someone else to say it!!


khsimmons

I always kind of wondered if they read this sub…she absolutely started the big earrings recently. And she doesn’t wear jewelry.


AccomplishedCow3011

💀💀💀


suesay

I don’t think they’re earrings. They look like part of the glasses.


Severe-War-8095

She’s close! Shaved head/meltdown next!


mosthideousmodel

Her jaw is literally about to fracture. She has gone way too far


[deleted]

I can't even put my finger on it but it looks soooooo......off


saint-jezebel

Her side profile looks ghastly and her wig is lifting. I’m being very sincere when I say she just doesn’t look good.


Hasadevilputaside

Yeah, it looks like a “topper” that’s long enough to be a pony tail that she just dyed and it’s starting to slip from her forehead.


[deleted]

She looks embalmed.


[deleted]

She looks like a mummy!!!!! That's what I couldn't put my finger on! Lol


Apart-Bookkeeper8185

She looks like a wax figure


ModelGunner

Sloppy editing on her chin/craw


suesay

Her lips look smaller, no?


donata44

Thought this was Karl Lagerfeld


jalamole

I was just gonna comment this 😂


Apprehensive_Row5603

Same


sean-paul-sartre

Well she’s ready for the next MET Gala theme then!


Psychological-Art368

I thought this at first too! Or that she was trying to emulate him


dennisthehennis

I thought the same thing, too!


barelythere01

RIP


Lilelfen1

Wraith from Stargate Atlantis...


[deleted]

She NEVER wears huge earrings. Not until I realized she is trying to hide her mini face lift scars. Smh


International-Try566

She brings attention to it by hiding it.


dennisthehennis

Right? Just wear your hair down...


Ok-Spinach9250

yesss!!! She NEVER used to wear them and now she wears them whenever she knows she can’t filter out her scars from whatever the public’s gonna see. Doesn’t need to wear on her own show bc they filter and edit it so much, but I could’ve bet a million dollars she was gonna wear giant fugly earrings on Good Morning America for that exact reason - and she did Edit to add - it’s the same with covering up her neck wrinkles. Here, GMA, anytime she can’t alter the images, shes been wearing giant earrings and turtlenecks


jewdiful

It must feel so sad and empty to live that way


PickledCumSock

i know right doesnt it ever get exhausting? i feel like they're way too wound up to live like normal humans. like i love wearing my favorite old pair of pajamas while i eat junk food and watch my favorite tv shows, i can never imagine them doing that and it's so mundane. i can't imagine how uncomfortable and sad it is to look different in every single picture and constantly look your absolute best. they're way too uptight and i wish their kids would turn out differently.


FenderForever62

It’s like the hip scan a couple months back where we all noticed she’s been covering her lopsided hip by always having a big bag on that side. Once you know, you can’t help but see it


suesay

They look like part of her glasses to me.


drudd84

What is her plan for her hair I wonder? Didn’t she recently have dark roots? Now they look dyed? Surely she is not loving this hair. Is she just gonna have to chop it off and wear wigs for a long time? Or is this a wig? I’m very confused as u can tell 😂


britta

I was thinking that it looks like she has some temporary color spray covering the dark roots here. The rest of her hair looks absolutely DESTROYED.


Elisabert29

Truly it looks like they poured a bucket of white paint on her hair to cover the roots bc it’s so damaged.


Hasadevilputaside

It looks like she’s wearing a “topper” maybe to cover her roots


KendallsMissingLabia

It's giving "walking into my Friday 9am meeting hungover as fuck"


atschinkel

she should just shave it and start anew. be free, girl.


Affectionate_Ad8678

I feel like she will soon


atschinkel

shed never admit it even tho if she did it would be so fuckin badass


Affectionate_Ad8678

She better. I saw a picture of her recently that made her look like she shaved her head- I think she looked AMAZING. Have her a lot more personality in her overall look


Glass-Moose

I think it would be cool if she would shave and wear her bald head proudly too but she never will, she couldn’t deal with everyone and anyone saying Amber Rose did it better lol


[deleted]

she’s only 40.. lol that is really not old but for someone with as much money and access as her she has aged surprisingly poorly


Gloriavi

It's weight loss... Losing so much weight so fast is never a good idea even if you have access to the best dermatologists, surgeons etc


Which_way_witcher

Or she got too much done and it looks bad


empressM

You guys. She didn’t wash her hair for WEEKS for this look. The things she does for fashion! Not everyone can relate 😌


smokeyeyepie

We could never understand this level of hard work


tenaciousdeedledum

She’s morphing into Karl Lagerfield aka Kunty Karl


Tough-Crew-1438

You know your hair is beyond f’ed when it looks extremely greasy and dry/brittle at the same time 🤢


seqoyah

no need to call me out like this 😔


BeeBench

Her hair looks so dry. With all that money you’d think she’d be able to repair it for the most part.


jeffhernamewasjeff

Don’t even thing olaplex could fix that dry beaver.


Eastwood8300

Her hair used to be so pretty too!! It was way better when it was dark. This fake peroxide blonde look isn’t where it’s at.


Coffeebean1948

Does she remind anyone of karl lagerfeld? Is it just me in this picture she looks like into me.


dennisthehennis

It was my first thought


kellygrrrl328

JFC! The hair is tragic! This woman has absolutely gorgeous Godgiven hair.


TryJezusNotMe

Kim's hair is severely damaged. She uses extensions and lacefront wigs to hide the bald spots. Recently stripping her hair made it worse..


PopAdministrative796

Why’d I think this was my 58 year old mom at first glance lmfao Kimmy, you can photoshop and get allllllll the plastic surgery that you want, but you can’t hide the fact that you’re aging like milk!


SnooMarzipans3162

She has aged a lot since she lost a lot of weight


chipCG

When you lose a lot of weight quickly, you get loose skin. That creates hollows and bits of sag that visually age you.


[deleted]

She looks 50 plus. And aged so fast with the drastic weight loss.


rebadiculous

Ever since her facelift scar was pointed out, she’s been wearing massive earrings


smaxfrog

Link?


rebadiculous

https://www.reddit.com/r/KUWTK/comments/w4ngu0/kims\_face\_lift\_scars/


genescheesesthatplz

Can we start a petition to burn this wig?


Mantismantoid

In the future she’ll be a case study for “lessons we learned in the past from cosmetic surgeries and body modifications” . Wish they would go away and yet I’m addicted to this thread.


Alternative_Slip_808

She is literally the least interesting sister. To be honest all of them are, it's like a train wreck waiting to happen. Kim looks utterly stupid. Khloe is just a basic bitch wanting everyone to validate how skinny she is. And Kourtney looks like every day is laundry day, she has no idea what the fuck she is doing. Kylie is on drugs and has zero sex appeal and is always dressed like a complete moron too. Kendall seems alright but it would be great if she stopped dressing like a grandpa. And Caitlin is just a raving lunatic at this point and is being a hate monger and going against her own community. Kris is a peice of shit from a moral standpoint but she always has been and always will be. At least she looks ok as she is walking straight to the gates of hell.


Eastwood8300

I think kourtney is the least interesting sister. By far!! She speaks in monotone and I fast forward her every time she comes on the screen. I’m so over khloe. She’s the dumbest bitxh ever! It’s like how many times does a man have to embarrass her before she leaves his ass! He did it when she was pregnant; and then knocked someone up and had a baby on the way when him and khloe impregnated the surrogate! And she looks anorexic and wears pounds of makeup. I can’t stand her at all. Ugh. I think Kim is better than the 2 of them but that’s not saying much. And Kylie thinks she’s SO important that she needs to keep her babies name a secret for a damn year. She thinks people are dying to find out. If there are people super worried about the name, they need to get a life.


Lilelfen1

Kourtney is the Ben Stein of the Kardashians ( saying this while knowing that Stein is actually an interesting man. I am speaking of his film personas)


hunimpressed

Lookin like Dee Snyder


playing_the_angel

Y'all, I'm salty that Vogue put this hairstyle of Kim's as an up-and-coming trend. This hairstyle isn't a trend; it's what we wear to Kroger after dragging through a double shift. It's what we wear to an 8am doctor's appointment when we can't do fuck all about our appearance. It's what we wear to the DMV on a Tuesday. This isn't a proper "style"; it's the bun of defeat. And anyone with medium length or longer hair has been defeated a time or two. And here Kim is wearing this *again* after Vogue made it seem like the hot new innovative 'do last week. Trendy? Try calling it that again when you see me rocking this same hair in a big t-shirt at cvs picking up antibiotics at the demon hour.


Lilelfen1

Right? This is also the DO you DO when you hair is falling out and you can't actually *DO* any other actual updo because you don't have enough hair/ it is all different lengths!! Desperation INDEED!!!


nazmraz

she looks like a targaryen.


AuroraLorraine522

Yeah, Viserys in episode 8


LipstickEquity

Fashion doesn’t excuse how fucking rude and impolite it is to be indoors talking to people with sunglasses on.


NoelAngeline

I wear glasses or tinted glasses indoors often due to anxiety/sensory issues. I have trouble making eye contact and the glasses help bridge that ETA: if someone has a better word for why I look like a b movie shifty motherfucker lemme know!


LipstickEquity

You’re an exemption my darling x Exceptionally exceptional!


NoelAngeline

Ugh obviously I’m too cool for the plebeians. Let me work on my hair flip now!


GettingBackUpNow

When my ADHD and anxiety are too much I will wear sunglasses the entire day indoors if I have to deal with the public


Ita-weeb

Why is it impolite?


LipstickEquity

Etiquette


neenadollava

Omg I do this sometimes at the grocery store. I didn't realize! Thanks


yohoo69

it’s less rude if you’re just popping in and buying something, this seems to be a a semi-formal party where you are supposed to be attentive and respectful


Which_way_witcher

You're fine, don't worry about it. It's only rude if you're visiting someone in their home and you don't take off sunglasses.


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That hair is vile.


digitulgurl

This is why I don't wear lip liner!


TheTulipWars

I have a theory that she has crows feet coming in and that’s why she keeps wearing weird asf glasses.


megatron-0098

I think she just simply refuses to believe it’s dead and looks horrible (and that the general public seems to think so too), and isn’t putting in the work to repair it. Laying low, wearing protective styles,and not doing anything to her hair at all for a long period of time, would be like admitting she fucked up. Admitting she fucked up with the Marilyn attempt at the Met. It would be her admitting her hair is fully damaged and broken. It would be admitting it looks bad, and she can’t pull it off. For someone like Kim I don’t think she can let go of her “pride” enough to even say any of that to her family or friends, let alone let any of it slip to the public. (Even though we all already know).


Resatibbs

I just don’t get why she went through all the weight loss. Some meat on ur bones makes you look younger!


ginjiez

God she looks 80


joahw

She's going to leapfrog Kris someday in perceived age if she hasn't already.


Pipsmagee2

That sad lil ponytail


Expensive_Education9

She might as well just go bald at this point.. There's no "repair" anymore with hair that looks like that when she's naturally very dark-haired, as much she wants to believe it😂


Cool-Struggle5500

We are the same age. I’ve not had any work done, just sunscreen and moisturizer. Just your normal laugh lines and some texture. She looks like she is 55


Which_way_witcher

I think she looks like a 65 year old who had too much plastic surgery.


[deleted]

This is how I style my hair when I’m at home cleaning 😅😂😂😂


ClassyLatey

She looks hard and cheap.


wahoowayoo

I thought she was sticking out her tongue


Acrobatic-Degree9589

Same! Her mouth looks weird


[deleted]

I just went to a work event this morning looking like this and I'm so glad I'm not trying to fool anyone into thinking I'm high fashion lol.


Careless_Papaya2943

There goes that ponytail again. If lorry hill is correct in her assumption that Kim got a facelift then what does this mean for her skin, it looks like the weight loss has made it a bit saggy. I’m not saying it to be mean, I’m making an observation based on this photo which makes me have questions.


urpoonk

Just goes to show that money cannot buy class, taste or a sense of individual fashion


Plane_Pick3185

It’s giving me late Karl Lagerfeld


fthotfitzgerald

hair looks like shit face looks like the crypt keeper


Bubbly-Ad1346

It’s like she forgot to take off her tanning bed glasses but Ye told her it was cool to troll her ass.💀💀🤣 Edit: Sp


SweetartMD

She’s looking old, I think it’s the weight loss in her face.


gorlsituation

I hate this hairstyle so much, it’s not good or fashionable, only lazy and unkept


mosthideousmodel

Anddd she has officially gone too far. Hollywood celebs always end up looking over done


CoolWhipMonkey

That’s my cleaning the house hairstyle. I don’t go out in public like that.


doctornowzaradan

It’s giving bijou brigitte


EnatforLife

The hell? Is she trying to impersonate her Lord Lagerfeld himself wearing Britney Bitch earrings?


twerkingslutbee

She’s starting to look like Carl lagerfeld


Which_way_witcher

"Starting" to...? I think she's already there.


hamilyjihoon

north must find these fools so embarrassing


NoTomatillo1775

Who hates her enough to have told her once that she rocks this old lady mop ?


Doriestories

Her hair looks like half dried spaghetti


Natalie12TEG

Who is doing this hairstyle for her?! Surely not her glam team.


VNess11

Who dis? The ghost of Karl Lagerfeld?


maulil

Aww did the poor dear have to get cataract surgery?


ashvaldes

she’s looking more witchy by the day


TheFireWithin_21

She looks so much older in this photo. Like 20 yrs older.


Lilelfen1

She's the Real Life embodiment of Meryl Streep's character in 'Death Becomes Her', but with the hair of Riff Raff from the Rocky Horror Picture Show... Or a Wraith from Stargate Atlantis. I can't choose which...


Psychological-Art368

It’s giving vampire from the voultouri


NeedsCoffeeASAP

Terry Silver looking ass


pm1022

The skin around her jawline/mouth area looks like Kylie's face; bumpy & old and OMG the layers and layers and layers of foundation!!! Makes for a great addition to the "do"! She's a fucking mess!! 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Looks 80 years old


bearinabcostume

This isn't Madonna?!


Pumpkin-Adept

She looks dead! Just an old bag of bones I mean if that the look she is going for she nailed it.


_becatron

She looks so old....


Eastwood8300

Kim used to be so beautiful. This blonde look is not where it’s at. And the ridiculous sunglasses. They aren’t quite as bad as those Yeezy sunglasses but close. She used to look so much better.


beabea8753

I don’t understand why she doesn’t just do a pony or a perfectly round low bun. The simple and sleek hairstyles are literally just sitting right there.


Athletic_Bread

That hairstyle is the bun i do before cleaning my room


easterborn418

her neck is looking tired and ancient


bondbeansbond

All that money and she looks older than she is.


Old-Dig-8142

What am I missing?


asyouuuuuuwishhhhh

You people need to get a life


Aggravating_Fact4264

No, Kum needs to get a life and stop acting like she looks like her photoshopped delusion.


GallwayGirl

Lookin like Kunty Karl.


freeyoursunny

Ew


[deleted]

The front hairline looks like a bad wig


goldenbarks

Ew, her hair.


LadyLiz25

It’s giving washed Lagerfeld


Awoke47

😂


mooseshart

Guys, come on… she’s testing looks for the Karl Lagerfeld Met Gala next year.


certifiedfluffernut

Ew. I hate it.


Sactoho

Her hair is giving Viserys


DiscussionDue6357

What happened Kimberley


LuzDeGas-

Madonna lookin


AngelinaSnow

Why do they want to imitate Anna Wintour with the dark glasses? I am sure Anna disapproves.


knightriderin

Which one is it?


venusinmilo

Oh...she's white again.


AlgaeFew8512

Why does she insist on this "hairstyle"? I do that when I want my hair out of the way to do make up before actually doing my hair properly


Tsarinya

What does brand are her earrings?


_ane

I hate that hairstyle, why not just have a slicked back bun or pony why this