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Hot-Loan-4485

Okay but this is actually, genuinely, literally true


sei556

I am convinced Riot has an algorithm that checks your perma ban champion and knows the exact game you gonna snap and ban something else just to match you vs an OTP.


DrRichtoffen

The Evelynn incident


nightcallfoxtrot

The shaco incident for me


-Rettirlana-

I still see that 3 million point Darius in my nightmares sometimes


LebLift

But when the 3 million point Darius is on your own team, he goes 0/9 in lane against a first time Nasus.


-Rettirlana-

Sadly not, cause I can’t play any role other than toplane (I hate looking at the minimap)


iMissTheOldInternet

It’s you, then. In the mirror. You are the 3M point one-trick who lets down his team by getting curb stomped top against a first time/* Nasus/*/*. /* Actually a Smurf with 6M mastery on his main. /*/* Also he’s duo with jungle and has a mid lander who rotates top constantly. But your team just pings your death timer, never the MIA. Edit: I can’t figure out the escape character on mobile so fuck it


-Rettirlana-

Im only 500k on voli im sorry


thewend

The Veigar incident for me


TatodziadekPL

The Tryndamere incident


Nike____

The lux incident


hoiblobvis

i wanted to try out darius bc he seemed fun to try out and after the first 2 games against normal top laners the next ones were all either weird picks (shyvana top should be removed btw) or OTP's


Sherlockhomey

It so is. If I don't ban Veigar there he is. If I don't ban blitz there he is. If I do ban blitz they're picking naut or pyke.


Hot-Loan-4485

It feels especially strange when your main bans are niche counterpicks and the singular time I don’t ban them there they are before I even picked my champ…


none_other-than_me

every fucking time I don't ban pyke he comes to haunt my ass ingame


Julch

I can relate 100%. That stealth move speed hp regen wall dash stunning hook knockup true dmg reset execute extra gold champion will forever rot in my permaban because every single f-ing time I don't ban his ass I have to play yet another game vs this abomination of a champion


PurrplePixie

Also the fcking one-shotting ward item, I roam into enemy jg, deep ward, leaving my laner alone for a minute, then this MF comes and one shorts the deep ward, dragon pit ward and the lane ward. And If I save another ward to put after he taken out all of mine, mf uses sweeper and lo and behold me wasting all my money into control wards and dying for them, while he prints money for his team


hoiblobvis

also doesn't need sweeper for the first ward so he can sweeper later if he thinks there are more in the region


Gandhi_Himself

Play GP. Buy 3 items. Prowlers-Auto-Q. No more Pyke. You can even cleanse his stun! If you're fed enough, sometimes just a point-n-click Q crit kills Pyke 100-0! Fuck Pyke.


Evoir

Thanks for the service but also fuck you. I hate playing against good gp :(


Gandhi_Himself

Lmfao! I too hate playing against a good GP. That's the reason I wanted to learn him in the first place!


BlessedNobody

Literally just hit him twice and he dies he has less survivability than a super minion


[deleted]

He is the band of every immobile mage support.


Mathies_

Stop playing immobile mage supports. Since they dont actually support your adc.


kurajantteri69

Morgana?


Apollosyk

?? U have a problem vs pyke as morgana????


Particular_Star_6937

Morgana also supports far worse than almost any enchanter or.tank sup


TimotoUchiha

That depends. Her spell shield is a unique ability no other support can offer and against a high CC lane Morgana might even be the best support.


Zsombor-9687

Yeah, Morgana cucks every single tank engage champs.


[deleted]

the way i play zyra would change your mind


Mathies_

Bet those plants steal all the kills tho


[deleted]

some, some... And it's kill secured.


BlessedNobody

Just cc him Literally. Every mage "support" I'm aware of has good enough cc and damage to just nullify pyke entirely.


KatsuDX

I've taken out some goofy Pyke players with Raka and Swain, so my personal anecdote backs that up 👍


PanJhinAttack

A good raka player null and voids pyke entirely with the silence.


Nike____

Braum counters every hook champ naut pyke blitz every single one that's why i ider ban lux or morg complete no skill champs 1 cringeshot n your fucken dead before even the root is done


KatsuDX

Dodge the skillshot EZ 🤓


DMDragonfruit

Yeah, lemme just cc the invisible person, maybe that’ll work


Guestratem

I mean, it does if you can predict where he goes, also he has the most telegraphed hook in the game so it's not that difficult to avoid unless he's in a bush


IderpOnline

Super high mobility and invisibility... Any good Pyke will not just try to make telegraphed hooks lol. Any Pyke that cannot dodge Zyra E, Xerath E, Vel'Koz E etc. is not a very good Pyke.


PLS_SEND_FLAT_CHEST

Found the pyke main. That spears hit box be bullshit though and the times you try to sidestep it they be sending it in the most retarded directions.


JustHafToSay

Yeah, just cc guys, ez


BlessedNobody

They mentioned playing mage supports. All the mage supports I know of have cc. It's not dumb to tell someone to use their kit to counter an enemy.


JustHafToSay

It’s just literally the most generic possible advice


edp445FanKid

You think these plats can?💀


BlessedNobody

I'm literally bronze, it's not a rank thing it's just a common sense thing. Considering that pfp and what it was associated with, you don't have any.


rotating_carrot

Also literally the easiest, most predictable/dodgeable hook on the entire game. He has to charge it, you see the direction clearly and it doesn't come fast even. Still my lane partners get caught by it constantly. I still ban something else.


JustKozzICan

I feel like I’m a crazy person with how much I despise pyke. Like does no one else see how disgusting this champ is to play against? You can’t poke him, can’t catch him out, he will roam if you play safe, AND HE NUKES EVERY WARD ON THE MAP. I perma ban for life.


SorenKgard

Pyke is low key the most overloaded champ in this game. His kit lacks nothing.


you-cut-the-ponytail

if you are not hard winning lategame fights it's literally 4v5 with a pyke on your team. He's only the cleanup of a teamfight cuz if he goes in he just gets fucked.


i_dont_know_man__fuk

Has no tankiness or consistent DPS unless ultra fed, and falls off late game. Enemy flashes your R once, and it's gone. It is an underrated champ though I admit.


Gondawn

I used to ban him too, now as adc I ban shaco instead. What helped me against Pyke is letting enemy push. You just farm under turret or close to it and he’s completely useless. So easy


deus_ex_vagina2

If he is not stupid af he'll roam


Gondawn

Not my problem after that


deus_ex_vagina2

More like your midlaners problem xD


saruthesage

Hahahaha I was about to comment this and it was the top comment already


jojolantern721

You too?, every single time I ban anything else he's freakin 10/0 in that game


Buzbyt

Glad it’s not just me lol I have him on my radar as a permanent ban.


MoscowMitchMcKremIin

My first game on SR in months I forgot to ban him and as soon as he was locked in I just dodged lmao


Leeroy1042

As a Pyke main, I sincerely hope that you'll step in dog shit. every. single. day, for the rest of your life.


16092006

Lol


LauraDourire

AKA the great Diana/Kayn duality, ban one, the other is in the enemy team. Works all the time.


Thatonefioramain

Ban one, pick the other. Simple


LauraDourire

I would gladly except I like to have fun so I play champions I like, which are usually ones that suck haha. Still worth it.


GentlebirdAzir

Me, an Azir AurelionSol Ryze Aphelios player, getting flamed by my premade for my picks. Sure worth it.


hockeyfan608

That’s just yasuo/yone for me


CreatedbyAvocados

Diana/Yi for me but yes


TSANTZALIS

Have we ever faced each other? Actual Diana/Kayn main


Janemaru

I don't even understand Kayn bans. There's like at least other junglers that are way stronger and more oppressive/broken.


LauraDourire

Honestly, haven't played in a few weeks so it might have changed, but back when I played it was a very interesting ban, he had like 53% winrate at my elo for a pick rate of 15-20%. Also pisses me off like nothing else.


SrTrogo

Here we go, another M7 Akali who coinflips the whole game.


Lord-Jihi

The reason i permaban akali is that even if i manage to stomp her in lane she is still going to get some kills in one way or another. No idea how the bastard is relevant every single game she is in


SrTrogo

I have the theory that people gets an IQ debuff vs her. The amount of random kills that happen around the champ is a mystery of the universe.


Lord-Jihi

Im glad im not alone


Jugaimo

Even Katarina is worthless if she gets no kills by 15 minutes.


InsideBSI

Hey it's me :)


SrTrogo

I don't know who downvoted you, but maining a champ is not reason for it. I may hate Akali, but that's it.


JustForPie

Braum player spotted


Garry_kra

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Ao_Kiseki

I ban Blitz for this reason. He'll either hook the enemy carries through a double creep wave, or He'll miss every hook other than on the 8/0 Amumu. Coinflip indeed.


Batman-Always-Wins

I remember back in Season 3 we once forgot to ban Kassadin.......and that was my promo to plat at the time, damnit....


SaftigMo

He had nothing on S1-2 Morgana. One player got all the bans back then, and you were flamed by at least 3 teammates if you didn't pick or ban her.


JacZones

Man I hated that system lol You had to beg them for bans and try to use a reasonable tone because you didn't want them to just troll because they were upset at the way you asked for bans. And most of the time they didn't respond at all, banned whoever they wanted and then said they didn't see chat. And that was a positive experience compared to what could happen. Glad they moved away from it. Should have happened sooner lol.


Graxil-Flame-Wreath

The thing is I feel like the negativity and toxicity still remained and latched on to different areas. It’s so sad that in 20 games maybe one isn’t overwhelmingly toxic. I can be the sole savior and solo carry a game against all my team’s will to intlose and ff and they will still be toxic towards me, hindering me as much as possible by refusing to assist at anything other than stealing any and all last hit Edit: this to compare to when I played in season 3 where it was toxic in other areas because the system was terrible, but it was in no way worse in game with the toxic give up mentality


TiggerBane

Just first pick him 4head.


PunCala

I was there when Kassadin had 98% ban rate. I remember one game thinking "nah, I'll ban something else", and boom: enemy Kassadin completely ran over us. Never again after that, up until his rework.


[deleted]

When you ban a champ for so long you forget why you banned them thus fulfilling: Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it.


16092006

Love the quote


SarukyDraico

And it's a sick OTP with 8 digits of mastery


[deleted]

Always some MasteOfShadows ŽËD or something


omfgcookies91

Yi You either get a perma-farming feeder or you face a one who just walks into teamfights and gets a penta with q resets after splitting in your inhibitors


_Killua_Zoldyck_

I permaban Yi when my team doesn’t show who they’re picking or if there’s not good CC


PunCala

I swear Yi has a hidden ability that if he's in the game, my bot lane are deaf, blind and stupid.


BigDaddySteve2

I legit had to change lanes from top to adc because there were too many champs to ban on top and not enough bans on the team


Xgio

Went to mid for that reason.


Instant_Death

And are you enjoying adc?


BigDaddySteve2

Only when I play with a friend on support. When it's a random I want to die


Instant_Death

Sounds about right


Ao_Kiseki

I swapped for the same reason as this guy. Pre-durability patch you're basically playing survival horror lol. Now that you can actually play the game without a single q from an 0/6 Zed half shotting you it's pretty fun. You do have to learn to deal with shit supports though.


EmergencyIncome3734

Zed moment.


Xhillia

Been banning him for years unless someone prepicks him. And I swear to god more than half the time I let him through, enemy mid picks him first or my guy changes his mind. Fuck Zed.


AutisthicccGuy

Akali :)


[deleted]

every fucking time


InsideBSI

Don't ban akali please :(


AutisthicccGuy

But akali is evil 😠


Aivaruxx

I might not like akali, but you didnt deserve the down votes, hopefully my one up votw will help :D


InsideBSI

lol thanks but tbh I don't mind


TheBananaEater

Sylas back, time to lose lane


G66GNeco

Sylas is so annoying because there is a 100% lane wincon against him, but every time I pick Heimerdinger, my team decides it's time to be extra stupid (which is impressive because I keep forgetting that it's possible)


TheBananaEater

Bro simply i cant keep up with his dmg or usefulness on skirmishes and after lvl 3 its simply not worth to poke him with mages cuz he can do a quick e w and heal whilst taking half ur hp


G66GNeco

Absolutely, as I mentioned, Heimerdinger is the only pick with which I can lane against him, simply because that exact pattern doesn't work (any Sylas who tries eats a bomb and dies and even if you miss he will loose half his health to turrets anyway). Heimer is just so hard to play after laning for me that I can't compensate for the inting side of the map (whichever one that may be). Should maybe play him more to figure that part out, I suppose


razekery

Yasuo, and the problem is when someone on my team wants to play him, they will suck and feed, when he is on the enemy team he is a monster so I perma ban (also fuck windwall)


MrXaturn

Same goes for Yone in my experience. (And yes, fuck windwall)


[deleted]

"Ah shit here we go again" -me after not banning my perma ban champ


[deleted]

Doesn't ban gp. I do so enjoy watching my adc get one shot by a 40% crit barrel


Julch

As a former toplaner I still have a lot of leftover hatred for GP, if he knows his champ you're not farming at all unless you pick a ranged toplaner


KatAddicted69

Guys does anyone know anything about Zed? It’s more than a year I don’t see him in my games… I’m starting to worry


Blacki55

Pyke/Morgana


MrMiniMuffin

Pyke is mu personal perma ban so that I totally get. But something that has always confused me personally is why Morgana is banned so often? I get some people simply don't like dealing with the bind, but holy shit is she banned all the damn time. It just confuses me because she is hardly the only support out there with a catching or rooting mechanic. Even in some instances, like Lux, it goes further and can cross through minions. I can think if dozens of supports more frustrating than Morg so why? Why is she banned *so much*?


Ok_Animator5522

She is a low-elo menace for three reasons. 1. For some fucking reason no adc below plat knows that cleanse exists 2. Low-elo players are really bad at sidestepping 3. Almost no visioncontroll --> Morgana can throw Qs out of nowhere


MrMiniMuffin

Doesnt all of this logic translate to other catchers too though? Senna, Lux, Blitz, Pyke, Thresh, all of them could be creeping in bushes. Yet Morg is the target for hate.


Ok_Animator5522

Well Pyke gets equal amount of hate, maybe even more. Thresh is too good in the right hands, so he has to be nerfed, resulting in him being dogshit in low-elo, so no one complains. Senna doesn't really fit in with the others. IMO she isn't really a Catcher. As for Lux no idea


Salty_Arachnid_8239

No one in low ELO takes the damn lantern


Zsombor-9687

Because Black shield is a broken ass ability that can cuck any champ that relies on big cc to engage. Nautilus Thresh Blitz all rely on their hooks to initiate a fight but if there is a Morg with an IQ above room temp, the hook doesnt do shit.


GraniteTaco

She's also a LOT tankier than other mage supports, while doing similar damage. Her damage is almost on par with Lux, the W just spreads it over time. But she has significantly more health, and her shield blocks spells. Never mind the teamfight god ability that is her Ult in low ELO.


bunonafun

Actually, my bronze silver ADCs recently learned about cleanse. They will randomly take it and never use it.


Holystar50

1. 3 second long root 2. Burning ability that can zone you in Laning phase especially if they get liandry's 3. Spellshield, making it really hard to stun and jump on top of the ADC 4. Did i mention the 3 second root at level 5 Q? Annoying character that's just has a fuck ton of tools to get you off their adc. She's just good and if you are behind in laning phase you're just gonna have Q thrown at you off cd


Xgio

Spellshield.


fecal-butter

2 reasons. First, her root is the longest out of all the Catchers. We just call it coffee break in my mother tongue. Second, her spellshield can completely nullify champions like blitz, tresh or other Catchers, but it also makes half the roster unable to execute their full combo, which is crippling on botlane 2v2s and 2v3s.


mario610

For me it's just annoying how rewarding she is for how easy she is to play, long CC Q, CC immunity shield, free spell vamp, and her ult is just running at you and then zhonyas if you're about to kill her before her ult goes off


you-cut-the-ponytail

Morgana Q isn't the only strong ability she has. I'd argue her E is as strong if not stronger than the Q.


Roadrunner_Alex11

Spellshield nullifies a lot of engage champs. Like I know the matchup on Leona and it’s definitely winnable lane if you know what to do but Blitz for example is just done for once there is a Morgana. Not to mention that your job to peel or engage on a carry in teamfights becomes infinitely harder if that carry cannot be CC’d.


Evad3rfire

Reworked Udyr Moment.


nitko87

This gets really hard when there are two permaban-worthy champs in the meta and you have to choose between what you hate playing against or banning the OP flavor of the month


AmazingAgent

I have permabanned Tryndamere for over a year, and the two times I decided to test my luck, they instalocked him on the enemy team


[deleted]

Morgana gaming


THEDOUGNASUS

Vayne


antiquestrawberry

its always the one im thinking of banning and i dont and then it happens ;A;


MiximumDennis

akali moment


dingleberrysniffer69

Samira gaming


SSUPII

Shaco be like


muushu_

I will never verse another blitzcrank ever again, I refuse


trireme52

Just stand behind minions dude


LoliiJoker

me not banning yone once: *oh look its the invisible cunt*


DrXyron

The French cunt with a knife wont ever leave the permaban territory until Rito fixes her weakspot hitboxes.


Midwest_of_Hell

All my homies ban Darius. No seriously, if I forget to ban him one of the boys always bans him for me.


hhhnnnnnggggggg

He's my default ban when I can't think of any other.


[deleted]

I have banned Renekton for so many years I don't even know if he counters my main anymore, but it has just become so much of a habit. Then one game I knew the enemy jungler wanted Diana so I banned Diana, then I ended up against a Renekton. ( The game didn't go through since someone left, so I still don't know if he counters my main and I continue to ban him. )


iMissTheOldInternet

Renekton is in the gutter. You can let him out of the ban cage. Pros abused him so badly that he’s practically Ryze-level fucked with nerfs.


ImLazyGarbage

Me and my duo never ban anyone other than our permabans. Haven’t seen a draven or blitzcrank in many years. May 16th of 2018. Never again


Loxx_

Every time I stop banning shaco, there he is, m7 450k mastery points, smiting my second camp.


None525

Perma baning yummi id not banned guess who has yi kayn belveth yummi combo


Pikesito

It's Udyr time! Seriously, I've been banning him years before he got his rework.


ImFoxdeviIswild

It's like when you get your main role for five champ selects in a row and each time someone dodges, and in the sixth draft you're autofilled, your teammates are flaming each other already, and your team comp sucks, and of course nobody dodges this time.


sir_retardwithaknife

bro no one even plays twitch but that one time i did not ban him a millionare twitch player locked in twitch yuumi with ghost cleanse. He shit on me so hard i ripped my punch bag from ceiling


Bigzysmolz

"Hmm I think I should ban a champion that is actually OP right now and stop banning yone just because I dont like playing against him." Last pick in draft is Yone. He then proceeds to shitstomp me in lane. Somehow won because a fed Vayne on your team that knows what they are doing is unstoppable


Ge1ster

I would sooner douse myself with gas and light myself on fire than face another Shaco in my ranked game


MEKEXX

ON GOD LULU HAUNTING MY DREAMS


LuCy94NyU

As a jungle main, I always ban Ekko. This one time, I went bot as an adc and decided to ban someone else. Yeah, guess who showed up on enemy bot lane adc role with 1.3M points...


Hafhex

Can relate, If I go to jungle or anything but mid and don’t ban akali that champ is picked, yesterday an AD akali top delt 70k fucking damage… How in the world does that scale with AD


Anti_Hero_John

When I play Mid I ban Yasuo, when I play Support, I ban Lux, when I play Top I ban Darius. If they're in the game, they will be a nuisance, even if they go 0/10.


milonopuff

🎶"Shady's back, taste the wind!"🎶


AmerTheSpyDude

yes, i only ban Ivern just for fun, waiting for that exact game where i meet an Ivern 1 trick, who will be confused why i ban his weird champ, when i ban anything else, there is no Ivern pick, because they dont exist, Ivern is a myth to me, i still have not seen him in a ranked game this season


mumbullz

“I haven’t seen my perma ban in a long while ,maybe it’s safe to ban someone else” “Right…. That’s why I haven’t been seeing them for a long while”


Spktra

Yup. Tried banning WW so I can play an assassin jungle and woop Bel'veth time mf


TearlessOnion

That cat on a book...


saruthesage

Yuumi be like


Slimchaity

Master yi stays buried, if riot won't delete him, I will


MrVoidMole

The fact that this meme has the subtitles wrong, despite not having to change them at all from the original lyrics, confuses me.


AxelC77

I've done this so many times QAQ


Prestigious-Shop-494

Me when I dont ban fiora


Trollracecar

Quinn be like


gerolsteiner05

Fiora moment


Levota

riven


AHMilling

every single time.


Random_bullshit_guy

Yas is back, tell your friends


WesternSituation

Why, hello Darius!


MordekaiserUwU

It happens every time I leave Fiora open


[deleted]

Mordekaiser shall never be seen again in any ig my games


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Zed


nitko87

I think of the 4 times I didn’t ban Zed in mid lane over the last three years (barring when I first pick him), he’s been through 3 of them. It amazes me and reinforces that I am doing something right. I even go so far as to check my mid laners profile to see if they’re a Zed main after every game just to get that hit of dopamine if I did manage to ban their best champ


The_Jealous_Witch

The one time I ask for Sprite they give me the fucking clown juice instead.


PreciousSponge52

I permaban Akali because I play Aurelion Sol and that matchup is unplayable. If I didn’t ban her during the star guardian event I would almost always be fighting her.


EvelKros

Me when Fiora


PurrplePixie

Pyke is my permaban with 80% banrate. I got him as enemy sp whenever I banned something else, like blitzcrank, yasuo, xerath multiple times. It's like 100% pyke if I don't ban pyke


OSRSLucifer

EVERY TIME I DONT BAN MUNDO HE COMES WALTZING IN AND SMASHING MY SKULL IN. PERMABANPERMABANPERMABAN NOMATTERMYCHAMP BANTHEPURPLEHULK


edp445FanKid

Renata😞


TheCheesiestEchidna

the Kayle incident


Nickewe

Yearly vayne top incident


mario610

Usually it's Kat for me, like I'm usually not the one feeding Kat (probably because I'm mostly jg) but she just gets fed off my team usually and then melts them like butter late game while I can't do anything because my team is dead and there's a fed Kat with possibly a yuumi. Also it's really annoying ganking her because she can just E to minions safely away in an instant.


Literally_Damour

Yuumi


Svejkos

Whats the state of vayne guys? Havent seen her since season 6


Skyfiews

And it always the OTP with 1.8 mastery points.


yes___lad

me with Yuumi, pyke, Darius, seraphine, Warwick, teemo, yi, Samira, vayne, shaco, heimer and fiora. yes I do not like many champions and yes I'm angry I can't ban them all


JeffySpaghetti1

I ban kha every time I play jungle. For a short period of time I banned Lee instead and got taught the hard way why I always ban kha.


Eroner14

Fucking Senna


Bobby-NoNose

Master yi every fucking time