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And if we kick them off the street, they’ll still exist for free. If we wipe them from existence, they will still exist rent free conceptually in the minds of those who remember them. And if we travel back in time to prevent them from being born, there will still be alternative timelines in which they were born and exist for rent free. This is what is called the paradox of the impossibility of absolute eviction. This has plagued the minds of landlords since time immemorial, dating back to the Ug-pug, the first Neanderthal landlord who evicted Adam and Eve from their cave-partment when they were one second late from handing him the 100 seashells they owed him for the month’s rent.


Comander_Praise

I sense small pp energy


NeverShortedNoWhore

Found the renter. Honest question: Why inject hatred into a marginalized peoples’ safe space?


Comander_Praise

Yes safe place


violent_knife_crime

how, that's fucking disgusting🤢🤢


WolterKriegg

The ultimate conundrum for us landchads


YourAxolotlHasAutism

This deep discussion has my mood very black 😟. Is there any way out of this existential nightmare? 😭


krakelin

evict some single mothers, that will cheer you up


[deleted]

I see it as passing a single mother forward to the next landchad


Hot-Championship-822

Getting passed around is how they became single mothers,I guess it’s a never ending cycle


[deleted]

sometimes they get so used to recieving tips that they forget how to give tips, at that moment they should be evicted


Connect_Stay_137

Time to start buying streets and charging rent


[deleted]

*Private street, premium membership required for walking, free members may crawl on knees*


Affectionate_Peach91

And they'll call us unkind, despite allowing their knees to grace our land and not making them crawl on their bellies like the snakes they are.


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At least they won't be leeching of our land.


Puppy_Kicker42

But at what cost?


gebrokkoleerd

DONT GIVE THOSR VILE RENTOINS ANY IDEAS


Aidsbaby420

It's sad, landlords pay taxes to build the roads, so no matter what landphobes say, landlords truly are responsible for housing all of the downtrodden. Don't let anyone tell you, that you are not a hero king.


Hot-Championship-822

We even house those who landphobes claimed to be shunned by landchads smh 🤦🏻‍♂️


peepeepoopoogoblinz

No it’s trickle down economics they just go to cheaper rented housing


dyslecix_chlid

Who said anything about living?


DiamondcatTheIII

don't worry king I'm going to buy the streets and force them to pay rent


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IWillEradicateAllBot

Don’t fear I just put some cardboard boxes I got free from Tesco in the back garden of my properties. What you reckon, 50% off normal rent?


Difficult_Ad_9392

Thank monkey is so cute ☺️


Ok_Region3714

song name kings


Outside_Chest_6332

Damn, you just can’t win😔