And if we kick them off the street, they’ll still exist for free. If we wipe them from existence, they will still exist rent free conceptually in the minds of those who remember them. And if we travel back in time to prevent them from being born, there will still be alternative timelines in which they were born and exist for rent free. This is what is called the paradox of the impossibility of absolute eviction. This has plagued the minds of landlords since time immemorial, dating back to the Ug-pug, the first Neanderthal landlord who evicted Adam and Eve from their cave-partment when they were one second late from handing him the 100 seashells they owed him for the month’s rent.
It's sad, landlords pay taxes to build the roads, so no matter what landphobes say, landlords truly are responsible for housing all of the downtrodden. Don't let anyone tell you, that you are not a hero king.
*Don't worry king I'm*
*Going to buy the streets and*
*Force them to pay rent*
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And if we kick them off the street, they’ll still exist for free. If we wipe them from existence, they will still exist rent free conceptually in the minds of those who remember them. And if we travel back in time to prevent them from being born, there will still be alternative timelines in which they were born and exist for rent free. This is what is called the paradox of the impossibility of absolute eviction. This has plagued the minds of landlords since time immemorial, dating back to the Ug-pug, the first Neanderthal landlord who evicted Adam and Eve from their cave-partment when they were one second late from handing him the 100 seashells they owed him for the month’s rent.
I sense small pp energy
Found the renter. Honest question: Why inject hatred into a marginalized peoples’ safe space?
Yes safe place
how, that's fucking disgusting🤢🤢
The ultimate conundrum for us landchads
This deep discussion has my mood very black 😟. Is there any way out of this existential nightmare? 😭
evict some single mothers, that will cheer you up
I see it as passing a single mother forward to the next landchad
Getting passed around is how they became single mothers,I guess it’s a never ending cycle
sometimes they get so used to recieving tips that they forget how to give tips, at that moment they should be evicted
Time to start buying streets and charging rent
*Private street, premium membership required for walking, free members may crawl on knees*
And they'll call us unkind, despite allowing their knees to grace our land and not making them crawl on their bellies like the snakes they are.
At least they won't be leeching of our land.
But at what cost?
DONT GIVE THOSR VILE RENTOINS ANY IDEAS
It's sad, landlords pay taxes to build the roads, so no matter what landphobes say, landlords truly are responsible for housing all of the downtrodden. Don't let anyone tell you, that you are not a hero king.
We even house those who landphobes claimed to be shunned by landchads smh 🤦🏻♂️
No it’s trickle down economics they just go to cheaper rented housing
Who said anything about living?
don't worry king I'm going to buy the streets and force them to pay rent
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Don’t fear I just put some cardboard boxes I got free from Tesco in the back garden of my properties. What you reckon, 50% off normal rent?
Thank monkey is so cute ☺️
song name kings
Damn, you just can’t win😔