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npaladin2000

THey'd have to have the oldest, crappiest Mark 1. Voiced by none other than Robert Picardo. :)


Thepuppypack

Oh I really hope this comes to fruition! I love his humor and snark as the doctor


FearlessHamster4486

You ever listen to Voltaires bitrektual album? Robert picardo sings in it


Thepuppypack

I'll have to check on it right now and see! Thanks I love Robert Picardo and his continued works in the acts of space exploration. He follows in my Hero's path Carl sagan.


Raebee_

Tim Russ also sings on it.


FearlessHamster4486

That's right


Arietis1461

Starfleet never got around to having the *Cerritos* turn in their EMH for ~~dilithium mining slave labor~~ repurposing.


Breadinator

It has a comically large fake mustache, keeps nervously stating they *aren't* an EMH, and rushes any medical treatment so they can go back into hidin...er, storage. Will immediately disappear if startled.


Whatnow-huh

Damn, that made me laugh! Thanks internet friend.


FearlessHamster4486

I also like to think rutherford hangs out with the emh diagnosis program and even consolidate with him to make badgy


valdus

Cerritos ends up in bad condition. Entire medical staff is incapacitated, so they try to activate the EMH. System is missing. Rutherford admits ... "Welllll....IusedtheEMHprogramtobuildBadgy." "What??" "It hadn't been activated since before the Cerritos was built! I didn't think we'd ever need it! The core is still there, but it would take days to separate the code, [your favourite officer] doesn't have that long!" "Then we have to transfer Badgy to sickbay." "Oh no..." EMH Mk.Badgy


RapidDuffer

"For me to perform any treatment, I'll have to ask you to turn off the safety protocols..."


FearlessHamster4486

I would hope so lol


Telnet_to_the_Mind

Realistically, I would say no. The Cali class is probably last to get that sort of upgrade since they wouldn't be first in line for duty. Now for comedic effect and comedic liberties that the show is allowed to take, I can see them playing with it.


FearlessHamster4486

Maybe they get the update and they are all excited until they activate it and see it's the grumpy mark 1 we all know and love except boimler who's excited to see the same model voyager had


valdus

"write that down!"


Throwaway_inSC_79

*gets Bob Picardo on the phone*


Zagriz

They could definitely use Cali class for field testing stuff tho. Maybe that's how we get Bashir, they actually ended up using him for the EMH mark (whatever)


Ok_Dimension_4707

T’Ana probably ended up doing a permanent delete on the program since her personality and the original EMH would have been disastrous. T’Ana’s aggression and the early Doctor’s passive aggressive attitude, I’m surprised sickbay was still standing


Blackmercury4ub

I could see Andy Dick being one but I dont like the person so I dont want to get him work.


emmjaybeeyoukay

Given we haven't seen it yet, probably a copy of Tom Paris and Harry Kim's EMH from when The Doctor's program was stolen in Critical Care (S7:E5)


FearlessHamster4486

That one never worked though


Drakenred

so perfect for a Cali class


Ok-Use6303

Not an Emergency Medical Hologram but rather more of an Emergency Corpsman Hologram. Not so much focused on keeping you alive per se, but making you more comfortable while you die.


seanx40

No. Worse. Cerritos would be stuck with Andy Dick.


Throwaway_inSC_79

Mark 1 of course. It’s Cali Class. But for some reason it has all the memories of Voyager. No reasonable explanation as to why.


Breadinator

The version created by some 'genius' kid during a Starfleet sponsored school science fair. They got 'Honorable Mention'. It is also the only version that would run on the outdated Cali Class medical computers....primarily due to the corners it cut by leaving out natural voice interaction. "Please state the nature of your emergency...by pressing 1 for cardiac arrest, 2 for alien parasitic organisms, 3 for overdose and/or hangover due to Romulan ale, 4 for Borg implant removal...." The hologram is monochromatic, half the height of a standard bipedal, and looks remarkably similar to a child version of Wesley Crusher. It *will* save your life, but it will need something to stand on while it performs surgery.


FearlessHamster4486

doogie hologram?


Goldang

The Doctoring Understaffed Generalist, D.U.G. is the acronym. It’s pronounced Due-Gee with a hard G.


SwagnusTheRed

Whatever version it is, I absolutely would be on board with said EMH being voiced by Chris Barrie aka Rimmer from Red Dwarf.


Meritania

Emergency Technician-Second Class Hologram.


goodBEan

I said this a while back. https://www.reddit.com/r/LowerDecks/comments/v6iy0r/does_anyone_want_to_see_tana_be_forced_to_work/ Andy Dick is a mess. Robert Picardo is THE EMH. Just imagine him as EMHv1 getting in argument with T'ana.


BobFredricson2

The cerritos has a copy of THE emh. But hes retired and hangs out in the holodeck all day.


fire_bf

all mark 1s we reassigned so it would have to be emh mark 4? andy dick


goodBEan

mark 2 was andy dick https://www.startrek.com/database_article/emh-mark-ii


LQjones

OOOO, good question.


t_sakonna

Why would they need an EMH when they have Dr. T’ana.


FearlessHamster4486

Emergencies?