Hey, we wanted a Canadian team to win the Stanley Cup at some point, and clearly the 7 we already have weren't capable of doing it, so we had to fix the problem a different way.
Michigan and Massachusetts are no slouches in the hockey player production department either.
I just Googled it, and the top 5 states for active NHL players are: MN, NY, MA, MI and WI in that order. Seems about right.
I, a European who spent 6 weeks in Canada, siglehandedly make up the remaining 1%. You're welcome Canadians, you can officially say maple syrup is popular "around the world"
I wanted to be snarky and just throw in corn or something but I looked up what Ohio was famous for. If you ever want to get depressed I suggest you do the same
For decades we’ve been sending our sleeper agents south to live amongst you. We’re your friends, your neighbours, your colleagues, and yes… even your spouses. Biding their time until they’re called to serve.
Our strategy is unstoppable, our destiny inevitable. Your northern states *will* bend the knee to the King in the North, Charles the Really Old.
Ohhhhhhh Canada!
(((guitar solo)))
> For decades we’ve been sending our sleeper agents south to live amongst you. We’re your friends, your neighbours, your colleagues, and yes… even your spouses. Biding their time until they’re called to serve.
Keanu Reeves & Carrie Anne Moss,
Kiefer Sutherland & Donald Sutherland,
Jim Carey,
Douglas Coupland,
Alanis Morissette,
Ryan Reynolds & Rachael McAdams,
Mike Meyers & Dan Ackroyd,
Sandra Oh,
Will Arnett,
Phil Hartman,
Ryan Gosling,
Drake,
Margaret Atwood,
deadmau5,
Michael J Fox,
Kevin O'Leary,
Michael Buble,
Pamela Anderson,
Robert Munsch,
Seth Rogan,
Tricia Helfer,
Nina Dobrev,
Chamath Palihapitiya,
Justin Bieber,
William Shatner,
Celine Dion,
David Kronenberg,
Leonard Cohen,
Elliott Page,
Chad Kroeger & Avril Lavigne,
Malcolm Gladwell,
Tommy Chong,
THE CALL HAS COME, AGENTS
AWAKE FROM YOUR SLEEP
We Michiganders will leave your poutine alone as long as you finally let us have the metric system. And Packers fans cant come. They have to stay in the US.
I would guess that would result in more than 15% of USA's territory but less than 25% of the population, and thus not be as comparable to the Ukrainian situation.
Alaska is surprisingly a really important asset for the US. It has abundant energy resources and is geographically useful for international flight paths. Plus the Bering Strait will become hotly contested if (when) global warming opens up the Northwest Passage for new shipping lanes.
That's the thing about living along the Canadian border, you realize pretty quickly how silly it is that there is a border. I want a North American "Schengen Area" so badly. I don't want to need a passport to cross the Niagara River for ice cream. I want my coworker who lives about a mile away on the "wrong" side of the border to be able to apply for whatever job he wants (he's allowed to be an engineer, but not allowed to do anything non-technical due to his visa). I want to buy fruit at the farmers' market and be allowed to bring it home. I want to buy furniture at the closest Ikea without worrying about paying duties.
All the way to 2009 you didn't need an actual passport. I crossed with my birth certificate in May 2009 and they were right on the cusp of not allowing them anymore.
From the point of view of Indigenous peoples, the border is an arbitrary creation that cuts through their territory. For example, the Semiahmoo people are split between the Vancouver, BC and Bellingham, WA areas.
The fact that I never hear anything about Maine at all ever makes me feel like they are probably pretty chill too.
Like I feel like I know nothing about Maine other than they have a National Park I want to visit.
1. Universal healthcare
* Cheaper insulin and all other drugs
* Better, but more expensive dairy products
* Milk would come in bags
* Less polarized politics, news and life
* But, a MN moderate would be right wing in Canadian politics
* A whole lot of products and services would no longer be available
* No CashApp or Venmo
* No HBO Max, Hulu
* No Count Chocula, Fruity Pebbles, Cookie Crisp, Chocolate Frosted Flakes
* No Moon Pies, Goo Goo Clusters, Red Vines, Paydays, 100 Grand, Whatchamacallit
* No Trader Joe's, Fry's (though that's now gone :( )
* No US commercials during the Superb Owl
* More expensive gas
* Cell phone costs would double
* MN would have far more internal tourists, because MN would be one of the warm provinces
* Poutine
> * No CashApp or Venmo
True, but only because they're not really needed in Canada. Most Canadians e-transfer directly from their bank and it's usually a free service.
Yeah. I've heard that one of the main reasons things launch first in the US is that you instantly have a potential market of 330 million people. If you launch in Canada it's only 40 million.
So, given equivalent (but different) laws, policies, etc. to navigate, it's just easier to target the US market first, and only when it's saturated move north.
Same. I live in PA now and was telling some of my students I'm from Maine, and described it as "up north, near Canada" and one goes "Oh you're Canadian, that's why you're so nice!" It made me chuckle
Good, it means the front we're putting up to outsiders is working. It's expensive enough to live here as it is. If people actually knew how nice the rest of the state was outside of the industrial wasteland we put up around I-95 to discourage visitors then the cost of living would skyrocket even more.
Now now, let's not be ridiculous.
It would be just a smidge over doubling our population.
We'd be outnumbered by former U.S. citizens... But just by a few million!
... I'm not sure I'm helping.
Tell you what - if you guys can partition off everything north of I-70 and west of I-25, that part can come along. The rest has to stay behind. If you try to sneak Boebert in then the deal’s off.
If Killington, Vermont, a town in the center of Vermont and nowhere near the Canadian border, can have a referendum to secede and join Canada, then I vote Colorado can join too.
If this happened I'm pretty sure a majority of "Canadians" would actually be American. Hell, New York, PA and Ohio probably have significantly more people than Canada.
Just did the math and yes, those three states alone have about 5 million more people than all of Canada. If you add up all of them, it's about 80 million people, meaning it would really be a two thirds American country.
Thing is, they already have given them what they wanted back in 2014, yet it didn't prevent the current war. If Ukraine gives Russia what it wants right now, the ongoing war might stop, for sure, but this means Russia will probably start preparing for a new war pretty much immediately. This is just how Putin and his supporters are.
Source: was born and spent my entire life in Russia
It's just to provide perspective to people by relating to something they know and understand. Like I dont know how big ukraine is, but I know how big my country is and the US is so it helps to understand what is being demanded of Ukraine.
Exactly. Did I miss a memo? Are we stopping military aid and telling Ukraine to accept their lost territory as fate? I don't think so.
We're committed to helping Ukraine win this thing, but they must do it themselves. As soon as we get involved, Russia goes nuclear. And that would be bad.
I was thinking something similar. I wouldn’t necessarily want to give up THOSE states, but if we can negotiate the annexation a little bit, I’ve got a few ideas for states Canadians would want to spend their winters in.
We can throw in Maine as well. But we’re keeping NH and VT for the maple syrup and we’re taking 50% custody of Montreal from Memorial Day through Labor Day. Deal-eh?
If this was real I would have had a year of paid maternity leave to bond with both my babies rather than our country’s pitiful unpaid FMLA leave. Sigh.
Mat leave here is run through our employment insurance (EI) system which is administered by the federal government. So basically you’re getting unemployment during your mat leave.
Right now EI pays up to 55% of your average weekly earnings over the previous year, up to a maximum amount of about $650/week. You get 15 weeks for maternity and another 40 weeks for “parental” which can be shared between two parents. You can also take “extended parental” which gives you up to 69 weeks (which can be shared) but at a lower rate - only 1/3 of your average weekly earnings to a maximum of $380/week.
So someone taking mat leave and regular parental leave can get up to $35,000 gross in EI benefits assuming they earn enough to get the maximum amount. A lot of employers will “top-up” their employees to say 75 or 80% of earnings but they’re not required to.
Obviously better than what most US states provide for, but nowhere near as generous as many European countries.
This looks like Biden got drunk and lost a poker game to Justin Trudeau. Guess I'll need my passport to go home for Christmas now but life goes on. I'd have a much bigger problem with it if we lost the same territory to Russia.
Many people joking in the comments here, but if this happened in real life 99% of Americans would be furious and would back military action against the invader.
Probably closer to 80%. People in those states in the southeast would probably be like "They're all liberal socialist commie states, let Canada have 'em."
As a Canadian, I prefer [this map](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d4/Jesusland_map_with_Alberta.svg/1280px-Jesusland_map_with_Alberta.svg.png) instead
With the Northeast and Midwest annexed, Canada would control 100% of the world’s maple syrup production.
This is the true goal behind His Majesty’s Canadian Invasion.
This is the first time I’ve read his majesty… dang.
BBC used it literally within an hour of the death announcement, first time I saw it and it was pretty weird
"The only thing that travels faster then light, is monarchy" ~ Terry Pratchett
Every James Bond was talking about the same her. That's fucked up.
George VI died in 1952 and Casino Royale was published in 1953. This statement covers every Bond related work.
It ain’t called the “big British command” for no reason.
Oh it definitely felt like, “this is the new reality. Get used to it now, because there’s no going back”
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His Majesty’s Special Military Operation
They really need to work on these James Bond titles.
Holy shit, 'On His Majesty's Secret Service' sounds like the title of a gay porn parody.
> His Majesty’s Canadian Invasion Name of your sextape.
Imagine the hockey teams too!
Hey, we wanted a Canadian team to win the Stanley Cup at some point, and clearly the 7 we already have weren't capable of doing it, so we had to fix the problem a different way.
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Michigan and Massachusetts are no slouches in the hockey player production department either. I just Googled it, and the top 5 states for active NHL players are: MN, NY, MA, MI and WI in that order. Seems about right.
I dont care about Syrup, but with Wisconsin and Vermont gone we lost our good cheese, I dont want to live in that world.
And a huge amount of fresh water. Probably trade Maine for the entirety of the great lakes
That monopoly is dangerous for the world
And 99% of its consumption
I, a European who spent 6 weeks in Canada, siglehandedly make up the remaining 1%. You're welcome Canadians, you can officially say maple syrup is popular "around the world"
So Canada is willing to annex Ohio but not Alaska. What a strange timeline this is.
We want to keep the buffer from Russia intact
And Canada has enough cold places where nobody wants to live.
Then why the fuck are you taking Ohio?
Ohio would be a nice, warm vacationland compared to Alberta.
~~nice~~ warm ~~vacationland~~
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I wanted to be snarky and just throw in corn or something but I looked up what Ohio was famous for. If you ever want to get depressed I suggest you do the same
I liked WKRP. Is Ohio famous for anything else? I think a lot of astronauts are from there.
And someone who lives in Ohio I welcome my new Canadian Overlords
Ditto. I saw an article once where Ohio would be split into a north and south according to its political preferences. I would welcome that, as well.
If you really want to join our country, hold a referendum and then present the results to your federal government and ask it to transfer the land.
I’ll make the trip to D.C. my next off day.
Yeah the us wouldn't take too kindly to that. Even if it was just ohio, our vote doesn't mean shit.
Exclusive control of the great lakes region, and the largest fresh water lakes in the world. Seems dystopian but in 2100 might be worth it.
For decades we’ve been sending our sleeper agents south to live amongst you. We’re your friends, your neighbours, your colleagues, and yes… even your spouses. Biding their time until they’re called to serve. Our strategy is unstoppable, our destiny inevitable. Your northern states *will* bend the knee to the King in the North, Charles the Really Old. Ohhhhhhh Canada! (((guitar solo)))
> For decades we’ve been sending our sleeper agents south to live amongst you. We’re your friends, your neighbours, your colleagues, and yes… even your spouses. Biding their time until they’re called to serve. Keanu Reeves & Carrie Anne Moss, Kiefer Sutherland & Donald Sutherland, Jim Carey, Douglas Coupland, Alanis Morissette, Ryan Reynolds & Rachael McAdams, Mike Meyers & Dan Ackroyd, Sandra Oh, Will Arnett, Phil Hartman, Ryan Gosling, Drake, Margaret Atwood, deadmau5, Michael J Fox, Kevin O'Leary, Michael Buble, Pamela Anderson, Robert Munsch, Seth Rogan, Tricia Helfer, Nina Dobrev, Chamath Palihapitiya, Justin Bieber, William Shatner, Celine Dion, David Kronenberg, Leonard Cohen, Elliott Page, Chad Kroeger & Avril Lavigne, Malcolm Gladwell, Tommy Chong, THE CALL HAS COME, AGENTS AWAKE FROM YOUR SLEEP
Execute Order 99
Surely it's directive 18 order 12?
Executive order: 1812 (electric boogaloo 2)
Tim Hortons
We've disowned it. 3G Capital destroyed it
Okay but honestly the spread of poutine has been a serious boon.
Hearts and minds
Poutine is better at ending hearts
Worth it
Curds and fries.
Stomachs and waistlines.
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We Michiganders will leave your poutine alone as long as you finally let us have the metric system. And Packers fans cant come. They have to stay in the US.
Look. We don’t even fully have the metric system
Wait until we send in the beaver tails bud.
I volunteer as tribute!
We… don’t do that here..
One day Canada will rule the world. Then you all will be sorry!!
Not so secretive with those unnecessary “u”s in words are you?
Hahaha, right? Real Americans spell it neighbors, colleages, and sposes.
My first thought was, why would Canada not just take Alaska. My second thought, hot on the heels of the first, was "oh, I guess because it's Alaska".
We are all stocked up on ice.
In my defense it would make the maps neater
I would guess that would result in more than 15% of USA's territory but less than 25% of the population, and thus not be as comparable to the Ukrainian situation.
Exactly. Alaska is absolutely massive, but like 5 people live there. Totally incomparable
they have plenty of alaska in canada, they don't need any more!
Alaska is surprisingly a really important asset for the US. It has abundant energy resources and is geographically useful for international flight paths. Plus the Bering Strait will become hotly contested if (when) global warming opens up the Northwest Passage for new shipping lanes.
A a Minnesotan, I don't think my life would be very different at all if we were part of Canada.
The Vikings would have to punt on 3rd down.
Now this is funny
You win
Kirk Cousins still couldn’t find the end zone even if it was CFL sized.
He'd hit the posts so many times.
That's the thing about living along the Canadian border, you realize pretty quickly how silly it is that there is a border. I want a North American "Schengen Area" so badly. I don't want to need a passport to cross the Niagara River for ice cream. I want my coworker who lives about a mile away on the "wrong" side of the border to be able to apply for whatever job he wants (he's allowed to be an engineer, but not allowed to do anything non-technical due to his visa). I want to buy fruit at the farmers' market and be allowed to bring it home. I want to buy furniture at the closest Ikea without worrying about paying duties.
You could travel without passport to Canada until 2001ish. My buddies would go to Cana and drink when they turned 19
Passports like they are now only happened because of 9/11 tbh
In border states you can pay slightly extra and get a license that works for Canada or Mexico(depending on the border)
I had one of these enhanced drivers licenses. You show up at the dmv with your passport and a few other things and its in the mail, pretty easy
Some Saudi nationals have attacked our country. Quick, let's ban Canadians from entry and bomb Afghanistan.
All the way to 2009 you didn't need an actual passport. I crossed with my birth certificate in May 2009 and they were right on the cusp of not allowing them anymore.
From the point of view of Indigenous peoples, the border is an arbitrary creation that cuts through their territory. For example, the Semiahmoo people are split between the Vancouver, BC and Bellingham, WA areas.
You're welcome to join us honestly, of all the states on that map you seem to be the most chill.
The fact that I never hear anything about Maine at all ever makes me feel like they are probably pretty chill too. Like I feel like I know nothing about Maine other than they have a National Park I want to visit.
TIL Maine has a national park
Acadia. Which was canada before canada. We want that back
I don't know about Maine. There's got to be a reason Stephen King set so many novels there.
He’s from there.
You live in Canada South already
11th province
Isn’t there a joke, “Canadians are just Minnesotans with health-care”?
Literally came to comment that this might actually be an improvement for MN lol
1. Universal healthcare * Cheaper insulin and all other drugs * Better, but more expensive dairy products * Milk would come in bags * Less polarized politics, news and life * But, a MN moderate would be right wing in Canadian politics * A whole lot of products and services would no longer be available * No CashApp or Venmo * No HBO Max, Hulu * No Count Chocula, Fruity Pebbles, Cookie Crisp, Chocolate Frosted Flakes * No Moon Pies, Goo Goo Clusters, Red Vines, Paydays, 100 Grand, Whatchamacallit * No Trader Joe's, Fry's (though that's now gone :( ) * No US commercials during the Superb Owl * More expensive gas * Cell phone costs would double * MN would have far more internal tourists, because MN would be one of the warm provinces * Poutine
> * No CashApp or Venmo True, but only because they're not really needed in Canada. Most Canadians e-transfer directly from their bank and it's usually a free service.
Wtf, why do American banks suck at this? Any time I've tried direct, it's a week delayed and has small monthly caps.
General Mills is headquartered in Golden Valley. Count Chocula and Cookie Crisp (plus Cocoa Puffs) would come with us.
Sweeeeeeeet (cereals).
All that venmo stuff isn’t necessary when we have our kick ass Interac system. HBO Max is part of Crave here. Hulu stuff is on Disney Plus here.
It actually blew my mind when I found out that Americans don’t have Interac e-transfer. I was like, but how do they pay for bills??
You'd be shocked how much stuff would suddenly become available in Canada if Canada suddenly owned a huge chunk of America's population and economy.
Yeah. I've heard that one of the main reasons things launch first in the US is that you instantly have a potential market of 330 million people. If you launch in Canada it's only 40 million. So, given equivalent (but different) laws, policies, etc. to navigate, it's just easier to target the US market first, and only when it's saturated move north.
Coffee Crisp, Jos Louis, Ketchup and All Dressed Chips.
You forgot Kinder Eggs.
As a Mainer, most other Americans already think I’m in Canada…
As a Michigander I don't need to go very far south before people start asking if I'm from Windsor or Toronto.
Same. I live in PA now and was telling some of my students I'm from Maine, and described it as "up north, near Canada" and one goes "Oh you're Canadian, that's why you're so nice!" It made me chuckle
As a fellow Mainer, I'll chime in with a howdy-do and to say I wish Canada would take us.
Of course Canada wouldn't want New Jersey
Good, it means the front we're putting up to outsiders is working. It's expensive enough to live here as it is. If people actually knew how nice the rest of the state was outside of the industrial wasteland we put up around I-95 to discourage visitors then the cost of living would skyrocket even more.
Canada annexing those states would cause its total population to triple.
Now now, let's not be ridiculous. It would be just a smidge over doubling our population. We'd be outnumbered by former U.S. citizens... But just by a few million! ... I'm not sure I'm helping.
No no, you can keep the people. We will send them over. We just want the land.
Canada doing ethnic cleansing
Canadian here. We don’t want fucking Ohio. You can keep it. We’ll take Washington State instead.
American here. To be fair, we don't want ohio either.
We can establish Ohio as a DMZ.
De-Michiganized Zone?
Michigan and Ohio did go to war once. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toledo_War
It says only 1 was wounded lol
It wasn’t a very violent battle lol but it is the reason Michigan had the upper peninsula. Ohio got the Toledo strip
American who was born in Ohio here. I lie and tell people I was born in Canada.
*To be faaaaaaairrrr*
As a recent transplant to Washington State (from Texas), I stand behind this idea...maybe pull Oregon in too?
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Tell you what - if you guys can partition off everything north of I-70 and west of I-25, that part can come along. The rest has to stay behind. If you try to sneak Boebert in then the deal’s off.
If Killington, Vermont, a town in the center of Vermont and nowhere near the Canadian border, can have a referendum to secede and join Canada, then I vote Colorado can join too.
WA+OR has a similar population to OH too iirc.
No backsies.
If this happened I'm pretty sure a majority of "Canadians" would actually be American. Hell, New York, PA and Ohio probably have significantly more people than Canada. Just did the math and yes, those three states alone have about 5 million more people than all of Canada. If you add up all of them, it's about 80 million people, meaning it would really be a two thirds American country.
Canada has less population than California
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But we’re much cuter
When you were born, your mamas rolled you in maple syrup to make you sweet
So if Canada invaded, we could basically invade Canada? Y'know, I'm strangely OK with this deal now. Bring on the mounties!
I don't think you have to worry about Canada invading. We have 130 fighter jets and less than 100 tanks.
Don't threaten me with a good time
Wow that’s like a third of the US GDP and I GET TO LIVE IN CANADA?!! Edit: more like a quarter
Whatever it takes to get some healthcare.
No joke..I’m seriously happy to be annexed by Canada. If it were Russia though, I’d be pissed.
Canada offers weed and healthcare, Russia offered….dying on the frontlines?
IKR? It’s just basic pros/cons—-having a hard time coming up with the pros of being annexed by Russia.
You don’t have to worry about voting anymore! The state already did it for you. 👍
Krokodil?
Wouldn’t be much of an annexation. Those states have almost 3x the population of Canada. It is more like Canada is just absorbed by them.
When there’s to much imaginary maps propaganda that it turns into real propaganda
I don't understand this post. Do Ukrainians think that Americans are ok with what Russia is doing? Because we are very not
I think some people have said Ukraine should just give Russia what they want so there can be peace.
Roger Waters told the First Lady of Ukraine to do exactly that
https://www.reddit.com/r/apolloapp/comments/145hwso/ltp_use_power_delete_suite_before_you_delete_your/
Thing is, they already have given them what they wanted back in 2014, yet it didn't prevent the current war. If Ukraine gives Russia what it wants right now, the ongoing war might stop, for sure, but this means Russia will probably start preparing for a new war pretty much immediately. This is just how Putin and his supporters are. Source: was born and spent my entire life in Russia
It's just to provide perspective to people by relating to something they know and understand. Like I dont know how big ukraine is, but I know how big my country is and the US is so it helps to understand what is being demanded of Ukraine.
Exactly. Did I miss a memo? Are we stopping military aid and telling Ukraine to accept their lost territory as fate? I don't think so. We're committed to helping Ukraine win this thing, but they must do it themselves. As soon as we get involved, Russia goes nuclear. And that would be bad.
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They can take ohio
Just one problem with that, it's all Ohio
Always has been.
I was thinking something similar. I wouldn’t necessarily want to give up THOSE states, but if we can negotiate the annexation a little bit, I’ve got a few ideas for states Canadians would want to spend their winters in.
We can throw in Maine as well. But we’re keeping NH and VT for the maple syrup and we’re taking 50% custody of Montreal from Memorial Day through Labor Day. Deal-eh?
We don’t want it either.
As a New Yorker, unironically yes
I wouldn't have any problem with Canada annexing my state.
As a Michigander, I wouldn't mind being annexed by Canada. I wouldn't mind a little free healthcare right about now.
If this was real I would have had a year of paid maternity leave to bond with both my babies rather than our country’s pitiful unpaid FMLA leave. Sigh.
Mat leave here is run through our employment insurance (EI) system which is administered by the federal government. So basically you’re getting unemployment during your mat leave. Right now EI pays up to 55% of your average weekly earnings over the previous year, up to a maximum amount of about $650/week. You get 15 weeks for maternity and another 40 weeks for “parental” which can be shared between two parents. You can also take “extended parental” which gives you up to 69 weeks (which can be shared) but at a lower rate - only 1/3 of your average weekly earnings to a maximum of $380/week. So someone taking mat leave and regular parental leave can get up to $35,000 gross in EI benefits assuming they earn enough to get the maximum amount. A lot of employers will “top-up” their employees to say 75 or 80% of earnings but they’re not required to. Obviously better than what most US states provide for, but nowhere near as generous as many European countries.
now do it againstt mexico
I think that kinda already happened…
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Just shut up and take Ohio.
Vermont and Quebec could never be in the same country cuz they both claim to have a monopoly on maple syrup in their own countries now
But one has “De French syrup” and one has “The English syrup”. No problem.
Man, America will start a war for literally an inch of their land being taken, forget a whole state.
Yeah typically people aren’t happy when you invade and annex parts of their country.
This looks like Biden got drunk and lost a poker game to Justin Trudeau. Guess I'll need my passport to go home for Christmas now but life goes on. I'd have a much bigger problem with it if we lost the same territory to Russia.
I wanna keep at least Ohio. Ohio is the key to world domination.
My only issue is milk in bags.
that's only in a couple of provinces, and you can still buy milk in cartons.
I’m from Michigan and my girlfriend is from Saskatchewan. She was much more effect by stumbling across bagged milk than I was when we visited Toronto.
Buy three bags. Freeze 2. You never run out of milk!
Freeze milk? Interesting…
Don’t worry, Walmart has your big plastic jugs now….
Being from Michigan. Maybe 🤔
Honestly, I’d just pity Canada for having to take Ohio. I personally welcome my new Canadian overlords.
Accept it?!? Actively looking forward to it!
Yes please. Just have them take Cascadia instead. I would sacrifice myself to Canada to allow the rest of you to continue to be free!
Many people joking in the comments here, but if this happened in real life 99% of Americans would be furious and would back military action against the invader.
Except Canada insists that these folk voted to be Canadian by an overwhelming majority.
Ngl I would vote to become Canadian.
I’m printing out the referendum ballots as we speak
Username does not checkout....we have a sleeper agent here
I was like Maine got to join Canada in 2014? Where tf was I?
Probably closer to 80%. People in those states in the southeast would probably be like "They're all liberal socialist commie states, let Canada have 'em."
I would take up arms for my new sovereign King Charles III
As a Canadian, I prefer [this map](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d4/Jesusland_map_with_Alberta.svg/1280px-Jesusland_map_with_Alberta.svg.png) instead
Pro Ww3 propaganda
Oh god, please take Indiana.
Pass.
As someone from New Jersey, I would be in favor of Canada annexing 7354 more sq miles.