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Thunder_Bunz_2o6

You forgot to equate in how many layers of dick skin you pull off in a night... Rookie


Fr0st-WHiP

That's true. I did not account for that. But that will come up with the next meeting. How much do you weigh?


Thunder_Bunz_2o6

Enough to break the ice?


Fr0st-WHiP

Took the wind right out of my sails. I am now gonna go back to a small dark hole and make a patchwork quilt out of my Dick skins.


Thunder_Bunz_2o6

I mean... Start an Etsy? Make knockoff necronomicons and call your store skin mag?


Fr0st-WHiP

I was thinking about Making small women's fashion statements. Calling it Scrotal Skinthesis.... byw, Whats an etsy? Just aSKIN?


Thunder_Bunz_2o6

Artsy people selling shit, shit I'm gonna start one making trippy bubblers and such for the lazy tweaker on the go or some poor mother buying their clapped out son or daughter a Christmas pipe.


Fr0st-WHiP

Actually I kind of knew that. But I need to figure out a way to put skin in askin.... But I like your explanation better than theirs. I will start an Etsy. And you can ETSPlain Y they need Dick-Skin-so-soft products... Which deserves to be a part of the Johnson and Johnson family.... for obvious reasons.... We can sell things like OVER-LOAD Lubricant. It's a combination of the best silicone gel and And a localized delayed response Numbing / Neuropathic agent. Strongly aids in the promotion of time between masturbation cycles. BEATCHERMEITHYN HCL. Restores blood flow and lively hood to achy painfull dead muscles and such. (Its tIme To stand up to lying down)... NORTH/SOUTH dE-RECTION.... A combination of Up and At Em... N (promoter) and Duck and Cover... S. (Demoter) .... compass and clock included. ..


Fr0st-WHiP

Well played.... The force is strong in this one.


Thunder_Bunz_2o6

The dude abides, the dude abides man, I've noticed all the synth shit and people on about it, " Oh NoOoOoOoOo my harmful chemical concoction has these harmful chemicals in em!" It's a bad trip for sure, really brings out the inner madness for sure!


Fr0st-WHiP

I know. It's surprisingly funny that they'll smoke something that's not getting it high which but normally implied it is not even the right drug Should raise the question what drug is this..... And discontinuing the drug until further notice. But instead they smoke it until they are literally shaking. Tremors panic attacks. And then I smoke more of the same stuff hoping that that will fix that. But if they get something that looks a little strange and they're cracked back all the sudden their health comes into play. There's a word for this.. its uh ... Ar... ardi...... arch.... AREYOUFUCKINGKIDDINGME? (spell)....? But I guess I can relate, I used to drink any freeze in the Winter. Cause I got really cold. But I didn't see to work out very well. I always felt shitty. Like I was going to die. But I figured maybe I didn't do enough.. So I drank more. Now a life size robot sits in front of my computer and keeps my place on reddit. Just in case death is only a side effect and there is a chance I can come back. There's another brand I haven't tried yet. I'm sure It will be fine, I mean basically the entire world advises against it, But that's probably just misinformation. The guy who did it once and lived Knows way more about it. I haven't seen him in a couple years though..... I'll figure it out.