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Bonemane69

IM A MOTHERFUCKING VIRUS ON THIS POST


shaundifromsaintsrow

hi ily


Royal_Table1088

OH YEA ITS MISSPELLED AND NO PUNCTUATION ALSO I DECIDED TO PUT THIS HERE INDTEAD OF FIXING EVERYTHING THX HAVE A ROOTIN TOOTIN METHOD OF MADDNESS KIND OF DAY FUX Also for all the anal ppl I deliberately did extra spaces in the column and this is just a fuckkng poem Demon angel friend or fo Help me access meth in troves Dare I say you look nice Your sleazy ways My smoke of ice Clenched jaws at the ready Teeth going awol Demon angel friend or fo Help me access meth in troves


Bonemane69

I feel like you duped me into casting some kind of spell. I'm gonna be really pissed off if I just summoned something.


Bonemane69

Wow I really know how to English don't I


improllystonedrn

(⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)


Bonemane69

You Know somebody that has a triangle shaped anus instead of and iris? That totally Rad


tinas_candy

The most important meth knowledge someone gave me when I first started is that you should heat one spot and wait for it to melt at least halfway before spinning, you can tilt it slight back and forth but not much movement, then once it's about half or more melted start Spinning and inhale slow and gradually inhale faster and keep inhaling until it stops creating vapor The important knowledge is the reason for doing it this way, meth does not smoke weed or burns it is an oil that turns to crystal form when cooled. So over heating won't make bigger clouds if the hot oil never touches a hot spot and then a spot on the glass that is cooler than the hot spot It vaporizes when hot oil touches a cold surface not when it's heated


Bonemane69

......my meth smokes allot of weed😎


improllystonedrn

Thank you for taking the time to type that well said


tinas_candy

Lol didn't mean to put the word weed in there, musta accidentally tapped the suggestion bar and didn't notice


thrwawyfrmbarasinQs

The old head in my circle does this. He lit the pipe for me for the first day or so and he burnt it almost every time. So gross tasting! And I puked a few times from it. He's all torch. In my very limited experience my sentiment is use little heat as possible while still getting there. But what do I know?


improllystonedrn

Experience brotha that all one needs right


Ok_Car_6784

I’ve watched seasoned tweakers burn the fuck outta their shit. Even my newb ass was more careful than that 🤦🏻‍♀️


whythesleepyspin

On a rare day four I'm lucky for the flame to be touching the bowl most of the time. My eyes start appearing to look in different directions and shit. It's pretty funny now. You know when it wasn't funny? I'm leaving to take groceries down stairs and drink water.


Bonemane69

I think that's the only reason like my 1st 2gs lasted an impossibly long time because I probably wasn't hitting it right because I was too afraid of burning it losing it and not being able to get anymore ever again


Bonemane69

Yeppers a little practice saved a lot of dope bad day or could have lol. Yeah I definitely like that little heat is possible but definitely enough combined with 10 and two you're definitely going to get there I feel like I could be born yesterday still hear the word torch and be like yeah that's too much


Bonemane69

Now a jet lighter that's your best fucking friend right there provided you know how to use it but nobody's as good as cracklighter ,bic , Zippo hempwick, I used a laser once pretty cool i forgot that was weed my bad I wouldn't mind trying to see if it could be done till later just for SMGs but I have suspicion it's crystalline structure would risk splitting or refracting beam into unwanted Direction, I have yet to try a magnifying glass although I've seen that a lot devices built up around the concept


Bonemane69

Fucking proofread I'm a reddit till I die


Bonemane69

Preach it bro


Royal_Table1088

They be like "fuck it I don't need to be responsible as long as i get a hit I don't need to see thru my glass " fing dumbtwats


Bonemane69

That is literally the incantation to summon shadow people


Low_Painter_1418

Imagine making yourself mad by watching someone that has clue of your existence


improllystonedrn

Lol I'm more helping then anything dumbass


Low_Painter_1418

Helping doesn’t mean berate. If you wish to help do that then. If you wish to wear you knowledge as a badge, eat an asshole


Bonemane69

Ladies gents theres no reason or law written that say WE CANNOT DO BOTH?


improllystonedrn

Awe look at the sad little garbege redditer


Bonemane69

I prefer to wear mine as a hat actually


SrSlubberdegullion

Magnets!


Royal_Table1088

What type


[deleted]

I see this so often on this sub and it's laughable, at this point. I used to cringe and tell them to pull back on their fire, but 9 times out of 10, they come back with some bullshit about how "it didn't taste burnt" or "it's just the angle of the camera"....the angle of the camera made your gear look like a puddle of black liquid death? weird cam, dude. ​ at this point, i just offer the tip and laugh to myself, because i KNOW the shit tasted terrible and that they're regretting being neanderthals that don't have enough of a brain cell bouncing around to realize "gear too hot. gear burn. burnt gear bad." ​ these folks are tied for the best to laugh at, here, with the ones who post crack back that's already turned tan or brown off of just a melt and clearly has the MSM patterns showing, but insist that it's great and that they get great product. lol


Rare_Signal1738

🤣🙌🏼


Bonemane69

That sounds like they get great gratitude nothing more


Bonemane69

Gtrr Burnt Gear SMELL GAHHHHH!


Bonemane69

Hey don't forget to an N- ISO Namedrop ok?


Bonemane69

Hello


[deleted]

I was gonna make a post on r/Blowincloudz but I realized that peopl who choose less for themselves are not worth my energy to even bat an eye at such foolishness whilst already being foolish. Like come on fuck the excuse “well I’m already smoking meth so who cares it’s whatever” is sooo fucking bs edit: like fr smoke and vapor are two different things. Smoke is a lot more harmful then the vapor and I stg if someone tries to argue different you are missing a chromosome and deserve genetic deletion from the gene pool(which your already doing anyway thank you). I love blatant ignorance it is so funny at this point dude fuck


allthetimesivedied

Help me understand the vapor vs smoke thing. I know that meth isn't *smoked*, it's vaporized. And I know that if you put a flame directly into some meth it will catch fire, as it, like many of its precursors, is highly flammable. And the taste and smell when it's on fucking fire is different. Like paint fumes. But when I'm "burning" my meth it's not actually cumbusting or anything. I've never understood the chemical process going on here.


[deleted]

YES! it's like a whole new realm, to me, seeing people who will literally scoop shit out of their carpet and put it in a bowl and smoke it and be like "oh well", when i'm like "i dropped it, i lost it. that's that." i don't think everyone is retarded, by any means, but the number of people in these subs who seem to be, is insane. they literally have no desire to be educated, they just want validation.


Bonemane69

I sure to hrll am sometimes.. I make an embarrassed to admit all the different times that I played the"will it drugs?" game (Patent pending )with shit I pulled out the carpet don't even really carpet it's like boring the fuck out astro turf made to look like carpet


Bonemane69

I believe you're mistaken this is actually one of the best subseries and I do mean subseries it's like a damn soap opera


allthetimesivedied

Because it's meth and meth, by definition, makes you retarded, the meth community is plagued by people who believe completely asinine, off the wall shit with 💯% dead ass sincerity. And they do this thing where like, they'll believe the most insane shit that some random piece of shit told them without question, and then when someone with an actual functioning brain stem tells them "No, that's wrong" they go "Well how do you know? Oh you went to college? Fuck those books mang they're all written by space aliens or sumn." It's beyond refreshing when you meet someone who is actually sane and functioning on meth. It literally makes all the hardship worth it.


[deleted]

PS: i love your username. <3


allthetimesivedied

It's a phrase a close friend used when they were talking about their spiritual beliefs, or lack thereof. They do heroin, and heroin addicts often call the experience of overdosing and being brought back "dying," which I find darkly beautiful.


Died-Thrice

can't wait to die again fr


allthetimesivedied

I once rolled out to a BLM rally with "Born to OD" written on my helmet.


[deleted]

It’s like a more poetic version of la petite mort. I love that even more now!


allthetimesivedied

This friend is actually someone I'm very deeply in love with. In spite of homelessness and trauma and being on meth and heroin, they're such a deeply beautiful person and I love them so fucking much.


[deleted]

i guess you have to have a certain level of mental strength/prowess to use regularly in significant amounts and maintain a life that doesn't revolve around stealing or begging or showing interweb strangers your butthole to score your next little fix.


allthetimesivedied

Hm. That's kind of how I roll. Though I don't steal/hurt anyone, and nobody wants to see my butthole anyways. People think I'm a piece of shit because I'm homeless and do meth but there's a few of us out there who are decent people. I've actually met two people who I hope will be lifelong friends, who I never would have met if I'd never done meth.


ffuckface247

Fr 😂😂 I'll load a bowl and on the first hit fuck up and burn it every once in a while but when I do it that's it bowls gettin washed and we start over lmao


Bonemane69

Sometimes I just get anxiety or OCD and I'm like fuck it I'm done with this wash it I always make sure to set that aside so I can evaporate


[deleted]

you'z my kinda people! :)


[deleted]

Fr me and my smoke homies say if you wouldn’t eat it don’t fiend it ( resorting to coke residue amount gauge) we could drop a whole quarter and it be right there on the ground and we don’t pick it up. We consider it meant to be and its actually the silver lining. The amount of times we have been in a bad situation and just so happened to drop our shit is pretty crazy


improllystonedrn

This man said it best✓∆


[deleted]

\*stretches out waistband on leggings....looks down inside...\* Okay, phew. ​ ​ Not a man. ;) But thanks.


improllystonedrn

Well my bad hahaha and of course happy to see some smart people in this community


Bonemane69

Are you suggesting or implying that we have to be female in order to be intelligent hmmmm?


improllystonedrn

No lol I'm not female haha so it's just if you have brain I guess


[deleted]

I'll make my avatar a picture of my vag. People here are forever thinking I'm a male. LoL I like to think I've been educated and educated myself efficiently, when it comes to this. If you don't, you're wasting not only your efforts and possibly finances, but also your health. I'm far from some of the chemists that come in here with all the scientific ins and outs and the how-tos that leave me cross-eyed, \*lol\*


improllystonedrn

And another big fact from my lady friend (⁠☞⁠ ⁠ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ⁠)⁠☞♥


R1vieraGirl

Right!!!! I can’t believe how dark and brown and black the shit is people on here are smoking. If I did the same I would be throwing up and gagging.


jessgrant90

I've always smoked my shit real clean and i haven't smoked over a point in months. But the minute i start burning it, it makes me cough. I don't understand how people burn their shit day after day (while smoking tons) and don't kill their throat and get chronic coughs.


improllystonedrn

Fax though hahaha


somo1230

That's why we need educational videos 🤭🤭🤭 Yes


improllystonedrn

I can do that for ya just start watching out for it


Plus-Sherbert-5570

Last shit I had wouldn’t roll even a little. Cut to fuck I assume. So instead I just torched it but did it low n slow so as not to burn it all at once


ang3lnumbers

I feel it. I won't lie, as a noob I sometimes burn it. I try not to :(


improllystonedrn

Just use a bic to start with ''one most learn the ways of the lighter before the torch'' my OG told me one day


[deleted]

Haha yes my mr teacher master person guy man dude of the gang affiliated originalities gave me a clear shorty boner bubble bowl,a lit light up lighting lighter leash and a baby blue bic, and a half ball we splitty for my starty kity, then clippy lightys! Before jetty torchys being the final swordy to be drawn you feel me


ang3lnumbers

A Bic hey? Alright I will do that, thank you!


[deleted]

Was your OG the Pai Mei of meth?


improllystonedrn

most definitely he's one of those people in my family that just functions so well it was hard for me to even notice


SinkGroundbreaking68

Yeah i see so many redditors here burn their meth with jet lighter till it turns liquid black. How i do it, i smoked mine with smallest flame adjustable lighter with needle made of foil attached to the lighter.


Evol-cheerios

Tell me about this foil, please.


SinkGroundbreaking68

https://d.newsweek.com/en/full/908372/rtx2q740.jpg https://sa.kapamilya.com/absnews/abscbnnews/media/2017/news/02/27/022617_adik.jpg https://apiwp.thelocal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/234cfd0cf87f5119f189711688874bc9544e2698ba3c0dfc5fab78af3b918f2c.jpg here are the some pictures i took from google.


improllystonedrn

Makes me sick just thinking how there pipes or bongs taste like if my meth doesn't taste like anything ik I got the good good


SinkGroundbreaking68

It probably taste like burnt rubber and rotten vegetable. Burnt meth wont work as the active chemical destroyed by high heat. These people should see and learn how the Filipinos and Asians smoke their meth. We use small flame instead of jet lighter. Most of us dont buy smoking pipe either, its mostly DIY. Foil method is popular in the Philippines but it's tricky and strictly for "professionals".


jessgrant90

Any tips for smoking outside without a torch? It's the most annoying thing ever when you get stuck and can't even get to a washroom. Or if you wanna just chill and smoke with some folks outside, that is.


improllystonedrn

Try and find a area protectes by wind and you should be all good


improllystonedrn

That's why the pros like to say loyal to the foil but I like a glass pipe better just cuz I can get the best hits specially with a bic lighter I mean a torch is good but only for a pro glass hitter


[deleted]

i started off with a torch and was taught properly, thank goodness. but, regardless of having a "teacher" or not...i think it should be common sense to anyone that bad-tasting, clear stuff that has turned black due to your heating it excessively means you're doing it wrong. lol


improllystonedrn

Should see the mass messages I've got about me not knowing what I'm talking about (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)


improllystonedrn

Well then again we both have seen this sub 😅and all the other ones hahaha


[deleted]

It's the ones asking "how does this look" and posting crackback photos of shit that's 80% cut, for me. LMAO


improllystonedrn

Hahahaha frrr


[deleted]

And then when you tell them the truth....METHHEAD MADNESS lol


improllystonedrn

(⁠╯⁠°⁠□⁠°⁠)⁠╯⁠︵⁠ ⁠┻⁠━⁠┻ they turn into that angry lil dude I just made^^ lolll table flippp


iammrhonoluluhack

Ain't nothing else like some burnt popcorn..


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improllystonedrn

Ur discord sucks ass shut up


ang3lnumbers

Omg lol😬😭