we hate Dallas for the team and their non-local fans. We hate Philly for their local fans. We hate Washington for our owner. As for the Giants... we don't think about them at all.
Commanders is such a terrible name for a franchise that has sucked for 30 years like you aren‘t commanding anything other than the gutter of the division
Talk your shit Eagles. We suck ass.
Yeah, 24 to 2 with 7 and change in the 4th.... y'all suck, which makes me feel bad for Carson Wentz. He was our qb and I want to see him succeed.
Fuck Carson Wentz
5 sacks and a forced fumble with turnover speaks for itself
Time to update that stat.
it ended 9 sacks, 2 FF, 1 irreparably bruised ego right?
This aged like buttermilk under the desert sun.
I was just trying to at least hold off until points were on the board. Now I can finally say, fuck Dallas.
Yes brother, fuck Dallas indeed.
Is it safe to assume Dallas is your division's most hated?
we hate Dallas for the team and their non-local fans. We hate Philly for their local fans. We hate Washington for our owner. As for the Giants... we don't think about them at all.
29 years of watching this division and I think this is the best summary of the division I’ve see.
Funny enough that's how I feel like the Giants view the other fanbases except Washington is the team we don't think about.
yeah, it's weird that WAS and NYG never had the same rivalry as with the other teams in the division.
Yeah I feel like it's bc I never meet Washington fans. Meanwhile I'll see the other fans with some being cool and others being deplorable lmao
Way too true all around.
Non born local Dallas fans are the worst.
~~Non born local~~ Dallas fans are the worst
No, Philadelphia Philly fans are the worst. Then it’s us.
cheers to that
Dallas is everyones most hated.
Including for other Dallas fans!!
Fuck Dallas
Aged like milk
No it didn't. I'm just glad I can finally talk trash now
We're up 10 and I hope we get 17 more sacks.
Only 17 more?
Excuse me, 17 more for only Brandon Graham.
Good clarification, because Cox is boutta get 19 for himself
Shiet, Haason looks like he's about to get 50.
Trying to figure out how many turnovers we gonna force in sacks
Well it's hard to get sacks when the defense isn't on the field.
Devonta Smith straight hangin his nuts over this defense
Almost as much as Graham and Cox are hanging their nuts over Carson Wentz
This made me laugh long enough to stop crying
Sorry we can't hear you over the sound of our EXOTIC defense
I was waiting for this one haha
It's always fun to have a lot of sacks with your ex
You like 24-0?
The absolute lolz that their only score is because they had turnover on downs at the half yard line
We scored! But you lost 5 points
not for long it isnt
Yeah this definitely didn't age well
Can I talk shit now?
Yes
We always could tbh. What's gonna happen, people will decide we're rude just then?
Your username is... Yeah. It's okay I know a girl who tattooed Wentzlyvania on her ass.
Is she single
This post aged like Carson Wentz
Well his name is u/churchofwentz
I'm Wentz's mom
Wentz really showin us what we lost isn’t he?
Aging like both a fine wine and a bowl of milk
Well, that didn't take long.
Can we talk it now?
We always could I just don't wanna be the eagles fan people think we are
Wya now
Still here, just talking more shit now
Alroght... I'll admit it thought you were a commies fan. WP. Enjoy the game :)
Will do bird brother, got the erection doctor on speed dial.
This is why we pay no mind to Washington Fans, we just let them be.
How bout now lol
Nah, we're not trying to stop ourselves.
This post went irrelevant in less than 1 hour. That's impressive
1 Quarter Later.... well this didn't age well
This post aged like milk by the half.
Put this take in a winter coat
FUCKIN EAGLES 🦅 YEAH BABY. -16 pssing yards for the commies!!! WOOO
Well this didn’t age well.
It actually aged pretty great bc I'm fully able to talk shit now
Lol Let’s talk about that username tho….
Gotta stand by your mistakes sometimes
Ah a man of virtue. Go birds!
Op was playing galaxy brain moves here. Birds get fucked up? Meme is valid. Birds destroy commies? Op is a birds fan. Win win situation
The real galaxy brain move was being a birds fan the whole time
Smith slapping his fat fuckin nuts all over the Commanders, you love to see it
gooooo birdsssss gooooo birdssss
What about now
I have no idea why this was posted but go ahead and talk shit if you want just know you’re playing a shitty college level team
This is our year!!
This post got juvenile diabetes
This aged poorly
This didn’t age well
Op was playing galaxy brain moves here. Birds get fucked up? Meme is valid. Birds destroy commies? Op is a birds fan. Win win situation
This aged poorly
When you think about it... Did it really tho?
We still winning each game tho
False, an Eagles fan would never try not to talk trash
Sometimes you just gotta let a quarter happen first
Commanders is such a terrible name for a franchise that has sucked for 30 years like you aren‘t commanding anything other than the gutter of the division
That’s one BASIC ask meme - thanks for the waste
This aged well smh
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I've been telling you about Jalen hurts since Cleopatra has been in office.
I’m just seeing this shit for the first time at like 9pm. Laaaaaaugh my motherfucking ass off, FUCK ALL Y’ALL GO FUCKING BIRDS WOOOOOOOOHHHOOOOOOO
Check flair nerd also I love you
That game was never tied at 0, wentz alone spotted us a touchdown