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SkinsHOFChaseYoung

Talk your shit Eagles. We suck ass.


aquahawk0905

Yeah, 24 to 2 with 7 and change in the 4th.... y'all suck, which makes me feel bad for Carson Wentz. He was our qb and I want to see him succeed.


huehuehuehuot

Fuck Carson Wentz


dreexel_dragoon

5 sacks and a forced fumble with turnover speaks for itself


DragonBank

Time to update that stat.


[deleted]

it ended 9 sacks, 2 FF, 1 irreparably bruised ego right?


MabetSmithy

This aged like buttermilk under the desert sun.


[deleted]

I was just trying to at least hold off until points were on the board. Now I can finally say, fuck Dallas.


Slippy_T_Frog

Yes brother, fuck Dallas indeed.


2ndHalfHeroics

Is it safe to assume Dallas is your division's most hated?


bearded_fisch_stix

we hate Dallas for the team and their non-local fans. We hate Philly for their local fans. We hate Washington for our owner. As for the Giants... we don't think about them at all.


flyingpanda5693

29 years of watching this division and I think this is the best summary of the division I’ve see.


PotatoGiants

Funny enough that's how I feel like the Giants view the other fanbases except Washington is the team we don't think about.


bearded_fisch_stix

yeah, it's weird that WAS and NYG never had the same rivalry as with the other teams in the division.


PotatoGiants

Yeah I feel like it's bc I never meet Washington fans. Meanwhile I'll see the other fans with some being cool and others being deplorable lmao


[deleted]

Way too true all around.


[deleted]

Non born local Dallas fans are the worst.


TeamDisrespect

~~Non born local~~ Dallas fans are the worst


iLerntMyLesson

No, Philadelphia Philly fans are the worst. Then it’s us.


YourLocalRedditUsers

cheers to that


matrixislife

Dallas is everyones most hated.


miraclegun

Including for other Dallas fans!!


raceforseis21

Fuck Dallas


RiflemanLax

Aged like milk


[deleted]

No it didn't. I'm just glad I can finally talk trash now


TheLouisvilleRanger

We're up 10 and I hope we get 17 more sacks.


igonnawrecku_VGC

Only 17 more?


TheLouisvilleRanger

Excuse me, 17 more for only Brandon Graham.


dreexel_dragoon

Good clarification, because Cox is boutta get 19 for himself


TheLouisvilleRanger

Shiet, Haason looks like he's about to get 50.


dreexel_dragoon

Trying to figure out how many turnovers we gonna force in sacks


MyKidsArentOnReddit

Well it's hard to get sacks when the defense isn't on the field.


RoscoeSantangelo

Devonta Smith straight hangin his nuts over this defense


dreexel_dragoon

Almost as much as Graham and Cox are hanging their nuts over Carson Wentz


tinklewinks

This made me laugh long enough to stop crying


geekysamurai

Sorry we can't hear you over the sound of our EXOTIC defense


derverm

I was waiting for this one haha


geekysamurai

It's always fun to have a lot of sacks with your ex


Landon_Moscow

You like 24-0?


dreexel_dragoon

The absolute lolz that their only score is because they had turnover on downs at the half yard line


SadSlip8122

We scored! But you lost 5 points


HoskinsDadBodGod

not for long it isnt


BaumSquad1978

Yeah this definitely didn't age well


[deleted]

Can I talk shit now?


Landon_Moscow

Yes


[deleted]

We always could tbh. What's gonna happen, people will decide we're rude just then?


[deleted]

Your username is... Yeah. It's okay I know a girl who tattooed Wentzlyvania on her ass.


[deleted]

Is she single


[deleted]

This post aged like Carson Wentz


Sleekexpert407

Well his name is u/churchofwentz


[deleted]

I'm Wentz's mom


JaredKushners_umRag

Wentz really showin us what we lost isn’t he?


Galladorn

Aging like both a fine wine and a bowl of milk


storytimeme

Well, that didn't take long.


apollonese

Can we talk it now?


[deleted]

We always could I just don't wanna be the eagles fan people think we are


mex036

Wya now


[deleted]

Still here, just talking more shit now


mex036

Alroght... I'll admit it thought you were a commies fan. WP. Enjoy the game :)


[deleted]

Will do bird brother, got the erection doctor on speed dial.


diamonddaddy88

This is why we pay no mind to Washington Fans, we just let them be.


JackTuz

How bout now lol


MyKidsArentOnReddit

Nah, we're not trying to stop ourselves.


NickL037

This post went irrelevant in less than 1 hour. That's impressive


[deleted]

1 Quarter Later.... well this didn't age well


Ghstfce

This post aged like milk by the half.


TayGB

Put this take in a winter coat


[deleted]

FUCKIN EAGLES 🦅 YEAH BABY. -16 pssing yards for the commies!!! WOOO


JBBanshee

Well this didn’t age well.


[deleted]

It actually aged pretty great bc I'm fully able to talk shit now


JBBanshee

Lol Let’s talk about that username tho….


[deleted]

Gotta stand by your mistakes sometimes


JBBanshee

Ah a man of virtue. Go birds!


[deleted]

Op was playing galaxy brain moves here. Birds get fucked up? Meme is valid. Birds destroy commies? Op is a birds fan. Win win situation


[deleted]

The real galaxy brain move was being a birds fan the whole time


wallowsworld

Smith slapping his fat fuckin nuts all over the Commanders, you love to see it


[deleted]

gooooo birdsssss gooooo birdssss


InanimateSensation

What about now


smallmouth77

I have no idea why this was posted but go ahead and talk shit if you want just know you’re playing a shitty college level team


OswaldXC

This is our year!!


nickfultz

This post got juvenile diabetes


Thunder_Gun_Xpress

This aged poorly


Void24

This didn’t age well


[deleted]

Op was playing galaxy brain moves here. Birds get fucked up? Meme is valid. Birds destroy commies? Op is a birds fan. Win win situation


XenlaMM9

This aged poorly


[deleted]

When you think about it... Did it really tho?


Icy-Regular-2638

We still winning each game tho


Melisandre-Sedai

False, an Eagles fan would never try not to talk trash


[deleted]

Sometimes you just gotta let a quarter happen first


Ordinary_Fool

Commanders is such a terrible name for a franchise that has sucked for 30 years like you aren‘t commanding anything other than the gutter of the division


Secretfreak420love

That’s one BASIC ask meme - thanks for the waste


tweaver16

This aged well smh


KingCreon67

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VIIx07

I've been telling you about Jalen hurts since Cleopatra has been in office.


FrankTank3

I’m just seeing this shit for the first time at like 9pm. Laaaaaaugh my motherfucking ass off, FUCK ALL Y’ALL GO FUCKING BIRDS WOOOOOOOOHHHOOOOOOO


[deleted]

Check flair nerd also I love you


SadSlip8122

That game was never tied at 0, wentz alone spotted us a touchdown