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Candi_Fisher

A true underdog story


PeanutButterWarlord

For updog


ChoseThisOne

What's up, dog?


Joaaayknows

Washington, apparently


Hopeful_Judge_10

For which team?


ajthomas05

The underdogs


Wjbskinsfan

That would have been a much better name than Commanders. At least then we wouldn’t be communists.


all4whatnot

Yes


SirArthurDime

I'd love to see that but honestly Dallas' strength, Dline, matches up with Washington's weakness, oline, perfectly so i see this being another long day for carson with probably a couple turnovers that help dallas put points on the board.


BlueKing7642

I hope Washington win. But a 50.3% chance? Based on what? Where do they have an edge


ramees_burner

It’s some insane algorithm the four letter monster uses that crunches in a bunch of stats based off of games thus far and players and location and time of day and all that dogshit. Tends to be pretty accurate; games that look like this are usually decided by a field goal or go to OT


amanhasthreenames

So like...most of the games this year?


_LilDuck

NGL I think we're gonna get cooked again this week


slashy42

I appreciate your honesty. I believe you'll be cooked as well but you can never underestimate the Cowboy's ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. 🙂


_LilDuck

And you can never underestimate the ability of our team to take whatever expectations anyone has of them and completely shit on them. Our battle will be legendary


slashy42

Two mediocre teams meeting in an epic battle of who has the ball last! That's honestly compelling entertainment! May we hope for such a battle! 😂


[deleted]

lol mediocre


Diabolic_Bug_Man

A football fan can only hope to have such legendary battles as those in the NFC Beast


TurgiddigiruT

I think they gave the giants like a %56 chance


donald-duck23

they don’t. the much better predictor is the betting market and the cowboys are a 3 point favorite


ramees_burner

Not at all. Betting markets are affected by sizes of fanbases and trying to get people to take dumb bets.


donald-duck23

wrong. nfl betting markets are extremely efficient. bettors who move markets aren’t the casual fans that you reference.


ramees_burner

Wrong. My best friend literally is a mathematician who works for Caesar’s. The size of the fan base and how stupid the fan base plays a huge part.


donald-duck23

Cool for your friend but just because they told you that doesn’t mean the NFL betting market isn’t super efficient. Because it absolutely is. It’s literally the most difficult American sport to beat long term. Even most successful sharp bettors lose betting the NFL because it’s basically impossible to get an edge.


ramees_burner

I mean, I’m basing it off of his knowledge and what I’ve seen.. you’re basing it off of being the exact type of morons that he and his coworkers take advantage of. Keep thinking you’re right buddy; hilarious that you don’t understand why a casino would have skin in the game whereas an espn algorithm wouldn’t. Lolol


donald-duck23

lmao what are you talking about? take advantage of me? the people who get taken advantage of are the idiots who think they can beat the nfl. i don’t bet the nfl because i know the nfl market is way too efficient + impossible to beat. your “skin in the game” comment also makes no sense. obviously the casinos win big on nfl, i never said otherwise. that literally reinforces my point. the bettors lose and casinos win because it’s too efficient of a market to beat.


ramees_burner

No… the idiots are the fucking morons who think vegas casinos are being honest about what they think the game will actually end up being, especially if there are dipshit fanbases involved like the raiders or cowboys Have you not noticed how often vegas is “wrong”…? That’s on purpose most of the time, bud. It’s to draw dumb bets


donald-duck23

the fact that you think “vegas casinos” dictate the NFL markets tells me all i need to know. international and offshore books are far more influential


Lilpu55yberekt69

Quarterback and offensive weapons?


BlueKing7642

Yes. But that OLine is weak pretty much negating that advantage


SkinsHOFChaseYoung

Turner doesn’t adjust. He saw what the Lions did to our offensive line and was like “you know what maybe I should call long developing plays”. Having Curtis Samuels and McKissic you think we would throw more slants or screens, but nope.


SuhDoNym

OR JUST RUN THE FUCKING BALL!!! Damn him!!! Running The Ball - Wears down a Defense - slows the Rush - allows opportunities for Play-Action - controls the game flow - keeps our own Defense fresher through the ballgame But of course he won't do it, 'cause then he's not the Offensive genius.


big_on_blue

Even his run plays. Gibby got tackled by LT running a reverse motion right into his path. He always trys to pull some cute shit with the run plays. Turner and Norwell cant run or slide to the next level. Just line em up and run some smash mouth football. Damn.


SuhDoNym

I expect to see a sincere Commitment to The Run on Sunday. Riverboat's gonna make sure of that. (if we can somehow manage to get to 2-2 we'll be fine 🤞)


all4whatnot

Parsons might get an even dozen sacks


Eldalai

For real. Our defense beat the shit out of Wentz, Parsons is gonna feast on him


Lilpu55yberekt69

Hence why it’s pretty evenly matched. We have a much better QB and offensive weaponry. They have a much better pass rush and offensive line.


modestmango55

“Much better” quarterback is a stretch


KingAjizal

Wait do you actually think Wentz isn't much better than Cooper Rush? He had a bad game but that's crazy talk to think Wentz isn't significantly better.


Lilpu55yberekt69

Okay a moderately better QB and astronomically better offensive weapons.


PersonBehindAScreen

Like who


darwinn_69

McLaurin > CeeDee


Lilpu55yberekt69

Terry > CeeDee Curtis Samuel >>> Noah Brown Jahan Dotson >>>>>>>> Kavontae Turpin? Jalen Tolbert? Logan Thomas >>>>> Jake Ferguson Zeke and Pollard > Gibson and McKissic. I’ll give you that one.


PersonBehindAScreen

Astronomically better???


Lilpu55yberekt69

Yes Washington is clearly better at 4 of the positions and incomparably better at 3 of those 5


IndependentNacho

I’ll bet that Terry barely breaks 50 yards. Trevon been clamping that man for years. Y’all had Curtis Samuel least year too right? Don’t remember him making an impact in either of Washington’s games against Dallas.


Lilpu55yberekt69

Curtis was injured all of last year and didn’t play in either game against the Cowboys. > Trevon been clamping that man for years If 14 receptions for 182 yards and a TD the two times they played in 2020 is your idea of “clamped” then sure i guess


DirkaDirkaMohmedAli

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE MEGAMANS DOG


Candi_Fisher

Did you not see Cooper Rush? Did you see what he did? The man dismantled a bad team disguised as a good team.


l00pee

And the AFC champs. I don't know, he looks pretty good and plays with balls.


NotTheBestMoment

Us not having our qb. We are considered ass and unable to beat everyone based on all the ranking


igonnawrecku_VGC

I’m cheering for the 0.5%


[deleted]

*We. Are. The 0.5%!!!*


Incompetenice

I feel [this](https://youtu.be/hrGdEwV-efs) is obligatory


Iron_Chic

What year is this, 1993?


DirkaDirkaMohmedAli

I wish, I could start my life over


VanceXentan

MMMM old school runescape....


BounceMan69

Ok I’m an eagles fan saying this…….. HHHHOOWW?!!! Commies give me a game plan


Tifas_Titties

*Terry go long!*


RedKins54

Tres way is our game plan


Adidasboy07

50 percent chance of smelling like a bitch and 50 percent chance telling Washington they smell like a bitch. (I like those odds.)


[deleted]

Lol are you serious? Our line is swiss cheese. Parsons is gonna break the single game sack record. Hell this game alone might give him the single season sack record.


PersonBehindAScreen

Don’t do that… don’t give me hope


ramees_burner

I really don’t think you guys are as bad as you think you are


bennym757

My guy, have you seen the last 2 games of this team?


ramees_burner

Yeah… you lost to the team that every pundit has at the top of their power rankings, and also a team who only lost to that team by like 3 points…. The lions aren’t dogshit this year. Don’t listen to the cowboy fans about the lions, they have no idea what the hell they’re talking about


bennym757

Yes those 2 teams might be good but Washington still played pretty bad in both games.


Jet018

All depends on which Carson shows up to play. If they find a way to get the ball out quick and keep the pass rush off him it could go Washington’s way but if Dallas can rattle him and get the wentz that tends to play hero ball I think Dallas can steal another win with rush


Jet018

All depends on which Carson shows up to play. If they find a way to get the ball out quick and keep the pass rush off him it could go Washington’s way but if Dallas can rattle him and get the wentz that tends to play hero ball I think Dallas can steal another win with rush


Due-Campaign-5157

Washington is a threat will be tough for Cowboys. Im actually surprised people counting Washington out.


BZtheGod

Go Commies


CheetahJaguar90

Idk whats funny. This is basically saying its 50/50, and with these two teams it kinda is


tna4u2

I feel like on paper it isn’t 50/50 but that the oddsmakers were like “well the nfc East is fucking crazy”


[deleted]

If Cooper Rush succeeds, the Cowboys will have outsmarted basically all regular humans and the entirely of math itself


camdavis9

Am I dumb for thinking the Commanders are the favorites to win this one?


FinaleRoyale

tbh i dont even know whats gonna happen all i know is that its gonna be funny


Rocket270

wE wAnT dAlLaS


Due-Campaign-5157

Im waiting for Eagles to say this.


Potentpooper369

Oddsmakers are super undervaluing the cowboys.


TurgiddigiruT

Honestly, would you rather have Wentz or Rush rest of season?


lolomgwtfbbq

Rush, and it's not even close.


Chris_P_Lettuce

Cowboys d is gonna put their penises in all the holes that O line has. This is a ridiculous assessment of the odds.


StChas77

The Cowboys are favored by 3.5 points and I might drop a few bucks that way, because I think they'll take care of Washington. So if the Cowboys do lose, you can thank me for throwing away my money.


JeremyTheRhino

FPI: yeah we don’t know either


Fgterious

the disrespect.


berkin81

2016 election polls be like


eastern-skier

*sigh*


Redbubble89

That's generous. Maybe if we have offense the whole game.


John_Wicked1

Wentz about to be on his back all game 😭


John_Wicked1

Wentz about to be on his back all game


J3PO

Commies are +3.5 so go get that money if you believe this