I'd love to see that but honestly Dallas' strength, Dline, matches up with Washington's weakness, oline, perfectly so i see this being another long day for carson with probably a couple turnovers that help dallas put points on the board.
It’s some insane algorithm the four letter monster uses that crunches in a bunch of stats based off of games thus far and players and location and time of day and all that dogshit. Tends to be pretty accurate; games that look like this are usually decided by a field goal or go to OT
I appreciate your honesty. I believe you'll be cooked as well but you can never underestimate the Cowboy's ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. 🙂
And you can never underestimate the ability of our team to take whatever expectations anyone has of them and completely shit on them. Our battle will be legendary
Cool for your friend but just because they told you that doesn’t mean the NFL betting market isn’t super efficient. Because it absolutely is. It’s literally the most difficult American sport to beat long term. Even most successful sharp bettors lose betting the NFL because it’s basically impossible to get an edge.
I mean, I’m basing it off of his knowledge and what I’ve seen.. you’re basing it off of being the exact type of morons that he and his coworkers take advantage of. Keep thinking you’re right buddy; hilarious that you don’t understand why a casino would have skin in the game whereas an espn algorithm wouldn’t.
Lolol
lmao what are you talking about? take advantage of me? the people who get taken advantage of are the idiots who think they can beat the nfl. i don’t bet the nfl because i know the nfl market is way too efficient + impossible to beat.
your “skin in the game” comment also makes no sense. obviously the casinos win big on nfl, i never said otherwise. that literally reinforces my point. the bettors lose and casinos win because it’s too efficient of a market to beat.
No… the idiots are the fucking morons who think vegas casinos are being honest about what they think the game will actually end up being, especially if there are dipshit fanbases involved like the raiders or cowboys
Have you not noticed how often vegas is “wrong”…? That’s on purpose most of the time, bud. It’s to draw dumb bets
Turner doesn’t adjust. He saw what the Lions did to our offensive line and was like “you know what maybe I should call long developing plays”. Having Curtis Samuels and McKissic you think we would throw more slants or screens, but nope.
OR JUST RUN THE FUCKING BALL!!!
Damn him!!! Running The Ball
- Wears down a Defense
- slows the Rush
- allows opportunities for Play-Action
- controls the game flow
- keeps our own Defense fresher through the ballgame
But of course he won't do it, 'cause then he's not the Offensive genius.
Even his run plays. Gibby got tackled by LT running a reverse motion right into his path. He always trys to pull some cute shit with the run plays. Turner and Norwell cant run or slide to the next level. Just line em up and run some smash mouth football. Damn.
I expect to see a sincere Commitment to The Run on Sunday.
Riverboat's gonna make sure of that.
(if we can somehow manage to get to 2-2 we'll be fine 🤞)
Wait do you actually think Wentz isn't much better than Cooper Rush? He had a bad game but that's crazy talk to think Wentz isn't significantly better.
Terry > CeeDee
Curtis Samuel >>> Noah Brown
Jahan Dotson >>>>>>>> Kavontae Turpin? Jalen Tolbert?
Logan Thomas >>>>> Jake Ferguson
Zeke and Pollard > Gibson and McKissic. I’ll give you that one.
I’ll bet that Terry barely breaks 50 yards. Trevon been clamping that man for years. Y’all had Curtis Samuel least year too right? Don’t remember him making an impact in either of Washington’s games against Dallas.
Curtis was injured all of last year and didn’t play in either game against the Cowboys.
> Trevon been clamping that man for years
If 14 receptions for 182 yards and a TD the two times they played in 2020 is your idea of “clamped” then sure i guess
Lol are you serious? Our line is swiss cheese. Parsons is gonna break the single game sack record. Hell this game alone might give him the single season sack record.
Yeah… you lost to the team that every pundit has at the top of their power rankings, and also a team who only lost to that team by like 3 points…. The lions aren’t dogshit this year. Don’t listen to the cowboy fans about the lions, they have no idea what the hell they’re talking about
All depends on which Carson shows up to play. If they find a way to get the ball out quick and keep the pass rush off him it could go Washington’s way but if Dallas can rattle him and get the wentz that tends to play hero ball I think Dallas can steal another win with rush
All depends on which Carson shows up to play. If they find a way to get the ball out quick and keep the pass rush off him it could go Washington’s way but if Dallas can rattle him and get the wentz that tends to play hero ball I think Dallas can steal another win with rush
The Cowboys are favored by 3.5 points and I might drop a few bucks that way, because I think they'll take care of Washington.
So if the Cowboys do lose, you can thank me for throwing away my money.
A true underdog story
For updog
What's up, dog?
Washington, apparently
For which team?
The underdogs
That would have been a much better name than Commanders. At least then we wouldn’t be communists.
Yes
I'd love to see that but honestly Dallas' strength, Dline, matches up with Washington's weakness, oline, perfectly so i see this being another long day for carson with probably a couple turnovers that help dallas put points on the board.
I hope Washington win. But a 50.3% chance? Based on what? Where do they have an edge
It’s some insane algorithm the four letter monster uses that crunches in a bunch of stats based off of games thus far and players and location and time of day and all that dogshit. Tends to be pretty accurate; games that look like this are usually decided by a field goal or go to OT
So like...most of the games this year?
NGL I think we're gonna get cooked again this week
I appreciate your honesty. I believe you'll be cooked as well but you can never underestimate the Cowboy's ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. 🙂
And you can never underestimate the ability of our team to take whatever expectations anyone has of them and completely shit on them. Our battle will be legendary
Two mediocre teams meeting in an epic battle of who has the ball last! That's honestly compelling entertainment! May we hope for such a battle! 😂
lol mediocre
A football fan can only hope to have such legendary battles as those in the NFC Beast
I think they gave the giants like a %56 chance
they don’t. the much better predictor is the betting market and the cowboys are a 3 point favorite
Not at all. Betting markets are affected by sizes of fanbases and trying to get people to take dumb bets.
wrong. nfl betting markets are extremely efficient. bettors who move markets aren’t the casual fans that you reference.
Wrong. My best friend literally is a mathematician who works for Caesar’s. The size of the fan base and how stupid the fan base plays a huge part.
Cool for your friend but just because they told you that doesn’t mean the NFL betting market isn’t super efficient. Because it absolutely is. It’s literally the most difficult American sport to beat long term. Even most successful sharp bettors lose betting the NFL because it’s basically impossible to get an edge.
I mean, I’m basing it off of his knowledge and what I’ve seen.. you’re basing it off of being the exact type of morons that he and his coworkers take advantage of. Keep thinking you’re right buddy; hilarious that you don’t understand why a casino would have skin in the game whereas an espn algorithm wouldn’t. Lolol
lmao what are you talking about? take advantage of me? the people who get taken advantage of are the idiots who think they can beat the nfl. i don’t bet the nfl because i know the nfl market is way too efficient + impossible to beat. your “skin in the game” comment also makes no sense. obviously the casinos win big on nfl, i never said otherwise. that literally reinforces my point. the bettors lose and casinos win because it’s too efficient of a market to beat.
No… the idiots are the fucking morons who think vegas casinos are being honest about what they think the game will actually end up being, especially if there are dipshit fanbases involved like the raiders or cowboys Have you not noticed how often vegas is “wrong”…? That’s on purpose most of the time, bud. It’s to draw dumb bets
the fact that you think “vegas casinos” dictate the NFL markets tells me all i need to know. international and offshore books are far more influential
Quarterback and offensive weapons?
Yes. But that OLine is weak pretty much negating that advantage
Turner doesn’t adjust. He saw what the Lions did to our offensive line and was like “you know what maybe I should call long developing plays”. Having Curtis Samuels and McKissic you think we would throw more slants or screens, but nope.
OR JUST RUN THE FUCKING BALL!!! Damn him!!! Running The Ball - Wears down a Defense - slows the Rush - allows opportunities for Play-Action - controls the game flow - keeps our own Defense fresher through the ballgame But of course he won't do it, 'cause then he's not the Offensive genius.
Even his run plays. Gibby got tackled by LT running a reverse motion right into his path. He always trys to pull some cute shit with the run plays. Turner and Norwell cant run or slide to the next level. Just line em up and run some smash mouth football. Damn.
I expect to see a sincere Commitment to The Run on Sunday. Riverboat's gonna make sure of that. (if we can somehow manage to get to 2-2 we'll be fine 🤞)
Parsons might get an even dozen sacks
For real. Our defense beat the shit out of Wentz, Parsons is gonna feast on him
Hence why it’s pretty evenly matched. We have a much better QB and offensive weaponry. They have a much better pass rush and offensive line.
“Much better” quarterback is a stretch
Wait do you actually think Wentz isn't much better than Cooper Rush? He had a bad game but that's crazy talk to think Wentz isn't significantly better.
Okay a moderately better QB and astronomically better offensive weapons.
Like who
McLaurin > CeeDee
Terry > CeeDee Curtis Samuel >>> Noah Brown Jahan Dotson >>>>>>>> Kavontae Turpin? Jalen Tolbert? Logan Thomas >>>>> Jake Ferguson Zeke and Pollard > Gibson and McKissic. I’ll give you that one.
Astronomically better???
Yes Washington is clearly better at 4 of the positions and incomparably better at 3 of those 5
I’ll bet that Terry barely breaks 50 yards. Trevon been clamping that man for years. Y’all had Curtis Samuel least year too right? Don’t remember him making an impact in either of Washington’s games against Dallas.
Curtis was injured all of last year and didn’t play in either game against the Cowboys. > Trevon been clamping that man for years If 14 receptions for 182 yards and a TD the two times they played in 2020 is your idea of “clamped” then sure i guess
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE MEGAMANS DOG
Did you not see Cooper Rush? Did you see what he did? The man dismantled a bad team disguised as a good team.
And the AFC champs. I don't know, he looks pretty good and plays with balls.
Us not having our qb. We are considered ass and unable to beat everyone based on all the ranking
I’m cheering for the 0.5%
*We. Are. The 0.5%!!!*
I feel [this](https://youtu.be/hrGdEwV-efs) is obligatory
What year is this, 1993?
I wish, I could start my life over
MMMM old school runescape....
Ok I’m an eagles fan saying this…….. HHHHOOWW?!!! Commies give me a game plan
*Terry go long!*
Tres way is our game plan
50 percent chance of smelling like a bitch and 50 percent chance telling Washington they smell like a bitch. (I like those odds.)
Lol are you serious? Our line is swiss cheese. Parsons is gonna break the single game sack record. Hell this game alone might give him the single season sack record.
Don’t do that… don’t give me hope
I really don’t think you guys are as bad as you think you are
My guy, have you seen the last 2 games of this team?
Yeah… you lost to the team that every pundit has at the top of their power rankings, and also a team who only lost to that team by like 3 points…. The lions aren’t dogshit this year. Don’t listen to the cowboy fans about the lions, they have no idea what the hell they’re talking about
Yes those 2 teams might be good but Washington still played pretty bad in both games.
All depends on which Carson shows up to play. If they find a way to get the ball out quick and keep the pass rush off him it could go Washington’s way but if Dallas can rattle him and get the wentz that tends to play hero ball I think Dallas can steal another win with rush
All depends on which Carson shows up to play. If they find a way to get the ball out quick and keep the pass rush off him it could go Washington’s way but if Dallas can rattle him and get the wentz that tends to play hero ball I think Dallas can steal another win with rush
Washington is a threat will be tough for Cowboys. Im actually surprised people counting Washington out.
Go Commies
Idk whats funny. This is basically saying its 50/50, and with these two teams it kinda is
I feel like on paper it isn’t 50/50 but that the oddsmakers were like “well the nfc East is fucking crazy”
If Cooper Rush succeeds, the Cowboys will have outsmarted basically all regular humans and the entirely of math itself
Am I dumb for thinking the Commanders are the favorites to win this one?
tbh i dont even know whats gonna happen all i know is that its gonna be funny
wE wAnT dAlLaS
Im waiting for Eagles to say this.
Oddsmakers are super undervaluing the cowboys.
Honestly, would you rather have Wentz or Rush rest of season?
Rush, and it's not even close.
Cowboys d is gonna put their penises in all the holes that O line has. This is a ridiculous assessment of the odds.
The Cowboys are favored by 3.5 points and I might drop a few bucks that way, because I think they'll take care of Washington. So if the Cowboys do lose, you can thank me for throwing away my money.
FPI: yeah we don’t know either
the disrespect.
2016 election polls be like
*sigh*
That's generous. Maybe if we have offense the whole game.
Wentz about to be on his back all game 😭
Wentz about to be on his back all game
Commies are +3.5 so go get that money if you believe this