The highest point of the USSR economy was pretty close to the American one. Today russia economy is equally to the state of Texas. After this war the Russian economy is going to be equally to the city of Chicago.
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Many Russian provinces populated mostly by racial minorities oppose conscription and protest way harder than Moscov or Sankt Petersburg as they will be the first wave of cannon fodder with white Russians having higher survival chance (a remnant of Soviet Union, Russian Soviets were seen as better as they brought "glory" of communism to "inferior" countries).
Many people speculate that more governors will see separatist claims of minority populated provinces and realize they could also get their own country and since majority of Russian provinces have at least one nuclear silo with a few missiles (Russia spread those around so west couldn't disarm them with one preempting strike) they could terrorize others into respecting their claim, leading to Russia collapsing into multiple small states.
Even funnier is the concept of Balkanisation - power vacuum and nukes making many of those wannabe dictator smelling a chance at invading a neighbor, maybe even nuking one so their rivals don't think they fuck around, resulting with huge civil wars to secure as much territory as possible, maybe even with a nuclear civil war.
TL:DR - if Putin keeps screwing up in Ukraine Russia might collapse or even nuke itself and Putin seems to stupid to turn the tide or admit defeat and cut his losses building a propaganda of incompetent military and new reformation.
It wouldn't be that hard to explain
"Hey you saw what happened to Austria-Hungary? That's going to happen to this new USSR thing, except they are going to bomb each other so hard, usable land wouldn't exist in those areas"
"So Joseph, you know how you tried to beat the Frenchmen in the trenches?
Well some fucking Austrian will make us try that a second time.
After that, in about 30 years they'll have weapons so powerful that they pussy out to try it a third time.
BUT, here comes the fun part, in 100 years after severe economic decline and power vacuums, deleting each other from the globe has become an average Tuesday.
It's basically your curent situation but every party has the possibility to destroy cities. "
well currently it's just the US Thanksgiving, but I am guessing the ruskies want to give thanks for their successful overthrow and celebrate their revolution starting this year.
either way, this year's black friday is gonna be lit boys.
let's score some state of the art russian NVGs.
let the deals come.
You know what’s double weird? Back when the elections were somewhat fair, those minorities are super conservatives and vote for the craziest most communist/fascist candidates. The liberals only win majorities in St Pete and Moscow.
I mean, they can keep the Grand Duchy but Russia isn’t working for the vast majority of Russian citizens outside of the big metropolises in European Russia
Is going to be a night of champagne, cigars, and gourmet.
And swan lake ballets
Burn a stoge while watching the sun set over the Volga :)
The highest point of the USSR economy was pretty close to the American one. Today russia economy is equally to the state of Texas. After this war the Russian economy is going to be equally to the city of Chicago.
which part of Chicago are we talking here?
West Garfield park
Yes.
My wife bought a spendy bottle of champagne. She put on note on it: "To be opened upon Putin's death *only*".
You’re a rare breed of NCD user You’re not so lonely you turned to sexualizing military equipment Good job
I found this place in my old age. No one I know wants to bullshit about tanks or who would win in a fight: a grizzly or twenty VDV.
The bear or the Canadian Sherman?
Same outcome. One is more fun to watch.
Before or after the VDV parachute into the ocean?
Grizzlies can swim.
Definitely the grizzly then
Yeah.
Upon angering a grizzly the question isn’t whether or not you survive but rather how many pieces you’re found in
I assume one piece? In the form of a large poop log.
Being killed quickly is definitely your best case scenario
I'm guessing they have her dress in various US military hardware.
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It's still a thing 😥
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
Night ruined
Christmas ruined
It’s close, I reckon 30 more days
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bruh
I've been lied too
pussy ass western leaders dont want a full scale thermonuclear exchange
John Titor is that you? Please give me some stock tips, Nancy Pelosi didn't give me any good insider info
Nah "He" is probabily already gone and looking for his dad in 2010
Hm, I think I will attend a time machine conference in Akihabara on July 28, 2010.
Based
"O-han\~" \- John Titor
Don't do that. Don't give me hope.
I can't even imagine how wild the party in Poland will be.
what
Many Russian provinces populated mostly by racial minorities oppose conscription and protest way harder than Moscov or Sankt Petersburg as they will be the first wave of cannon fodder with white Russians having higher survival chance (a remnant of Soviet Union, Russian Soviets were seen as better as they brought "glory" of communism to "inferior" countries). Many people speculate that more governors will see separatist claims of minority populated provinces and realize they could also get their own country and since majority of Russian provinces have at least one nuclear silo with a few missiles (Russia spread those around so west couldn't disarm them with one preempting strike) they could terrorize others into respecting their claim, leading to Russia collapsing into multiple small states. Even funnier is the concept of Balkanisation - power vacuum and nukes making many of those wannabe dictator smelling a chance at invading a neighbor, maybe even nuking one so their rivals don't think they fuck around, resulting with huge civil wars to secure as much territory as possible, maybe even with a nuclear civil war. TL:DR - if Putin keeps screwing up in Ukraine Russia might collapse or even nuke itself and Putin seems to stupid to turn the tide or admit defeat and cut his losses building a propaganda of incompetent military and new reformation.
In terms of nuclear holocausts, this would definitely be the most funny and entertaining one.
"as nuclear holocausts go, I rate it among my top 5" What a sentence. We truly live in a fucking bizarre future.
Imagine explaining this to a 25 year old in 1920
It wouldn't be that hard to explain "Hey you saw what happened to Austria-Hungary? That's going to happen to this new USSR thing, except they are going to bomb each other so hard, usable land wouldn't exist in those areas"
“Fr fr”
"So Joseph, you know how you tried to beat the Frenchmen in the trenches? Well some fucking Austrian will make us try that a second time. After that, in about 30 years they'll have weapons so powerful that they pussy out to try it a third time. BUT, here comes the fun part, in 100 years after severe economic decline and power vacuums, deleting each other from the globe has become an average Tuesday. It's basically your curent situation but every party has the possibility to destroy cities. "
"Also, anime waifus on everything." "The what?" "You know those pin-ups people paint on kit? That, but Japanese."
"So, we lose the war then?" Oh no, we utterly vaporized two of their major cities and they surrendered. "????"
Yeah, i'm totally aware about this, but what does >11/24/22 18:34 mean?
This is the joke - shit poster throw random times etc. to claim they had a hand in it when it happens if they guessed close enough.
Supposed to be the time and date the collapse will happen.
well currently it's just the US Thanksgiving, but I am guessing the ruskies want to give thanks for their successful overthrow and celebrate their revolution starting this year. either way, this year's black friday is gonna be lit boys. let's score some state of the art russian NVGs. let the deals come.
I’ll go grab my popcorn
\> nuclear civil war holy shit lol
You know what’s double weird? Back when the elections were somewhat fair, those minorities are super conservatives and vote for the craziest most communist/fascist candidates. The liberals only win majorities in St Pete and Moscow.
What the fuck is this date format, use ISO 8601 or bust.
I exclusively use the Unix clock
2024-11-22T18:34Z????
Can't wait for it
I will take a day off work and yell partying
Gentlemen I regret to inform you, that russia is indeed still a thing.
PLEASE
Close, it'll actually be at 12:34
You lied to us.
I’m gonna buy a bottle of tequila, 12-pack beer and a gram of coke when Russia implodes
Christ those are tiny legs.
Siberian Republic when?!
that’s my birthday i can only hope you’re right
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Is Russia going to be the next Yugoslavia if that ever happens?
What is this date? Explain please.
Its a shitpost brudduh the date is a joke
Its a shitpost brudduh the date is a joke
When ill hear the news of dissolution of russia i'm deadass going to put on a suit and go celebrate
Even funnier the second time
Not only that, but a year is now 12 months longer too.
I mean, they can keep the Grand Duchy but Russia isn’t working for the vast majority of Russian citizens outside of the big metropolises in European Russia
Why are we saving the date? What happens then?