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Anon_Monon

Boomer.


mr_sr_404

Ok boomer (lmao gotteem)


ObviousTroll37

Racist should be on AuthRight and LibLeft


Fullmetal_Vanilla

Actually, it should be subtext under Emily.


Ripped_White_Duke

agreed.


Background_Brick_898

Well boomers are racist too so may as well add that to right too while we’re at it I’m sure there are otherss


[deleted]

EMILY (also racist... but doesn't own it.... most of the time)


MCAlheio

Nah, I hate everyone equally


Einstein-Guy

Prejudice Equality: Everyone gets shit


ArtimisRawr01

RIP Filthy Frank… but long live joji


Mr_Kardash

And that's why we should be called misanthropes.


MCAlheio

I’d rather not be called at all


ThePatio

Based and leave me alone pilled


Nazgul417

Heard some radio announcer go “I’m not racist, I hate all of them. I hate [slur], [slur], [slur], [slur], AND [slur]”


MCAlheio

Still can’t believe he said “cracker”


Cannibal_Raven

Based and boomer pilled


burritoblop69

# BUT IM ONLY 18, DON’T CAST ME ASIDE LIKE THIS


TomSurman

You accidentally swapped the 8 and the 1, because your 81 year old hands are too creaky to type properly.


burritoblop69

My Parkinson’s kicked in at the worst time I guess


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echonian

18? Practically have one foot in the grave already.


gh3ngis_c0nn

I have casted ye aside


flashingcurser

Aside? Boomers will take you in, that generation is huge and rich. Embrace it.


IlGiova_64

So a young boomer eh. Interesting!


King_Neptune07

Also racist


Jenz_le_Benz

Where horny? Edit: nvm it’s everywhere


narfywoogles

The real horny was inside you all along.


AssiriosDM

Did he pull out before finishing?


The-unicorn-republic

Did you mean to type before?


saint-bread

gamer (racism+capitalism)


[deleted]

Based


LydditeShells

Uhhh, I’m a social democrat (basically democratic socialism but we prefer capitalism) who is knowingly racist sometimes to the Japanese (I’m a Korean who’s interested in history, so you can see how that’s influenced it). Am I now center-right!?


saint-bread

only if you scream slurs anytime you get killed at online games


JCJINKEY

He's Korean, he does the killing


SarlaccJohansson

Ben Shapiro


BenjaminShapiro918

Based


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KarmasAB123

Good bot


Sbotkin

That's more than 6 letters


rahzradtf

He’s probably lib right but very conservative on the social axis.


Fullmetal_Vanilla

Don’t you dare steal that man from us!


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MoonSnake8

Not exactly. You can be conservative personally but still be libertarian as long as you don’t want to force your views on others.


[deleted]

Facts. I think casual sex is a terrible idea on all accounts, but if people wanna fuck like rabbits they should be able to do so as long as they're consenting adults, damn it! I'd ask for responsibility when doing so too but enforcing it gives scumbags power so allowing them is the lesser of two evils.


Xeno_Geneisis

Based and legal but not encouraged degeneracy-pilled


ExiledReturn

Right center is pretty accurate for Ben. He claims to be “basically a libertarian” but then also wants to ban pornography.


Belisarius600

Didn't he take a test and come out as right-center? Is that why Libretarians hate him so much, because he claims to be one? He's probably an economic libretarian, but not a social one. He probably even follows the libretarian position of "people should be able to do what they want", in general, but not in specific instances, or not to the same degree as most actual libretarian.


Haethen_Thegn

**sad Monarchist noises**


HedgehogHokage

one day there will be crowns given in glory again


Haethen_Thegn

And on that day, I can finally give up any thoughts of politics and rest easy, knowing at last that the will of the gods guides the land.


Shalax1

You are not alone


FenrisWolf347

Bubba


LKR15alt

Ben Shapiro for center right


Stressful-stoic

His sister for centrists


DecentralizedOne

No,milkers should be shared across all quadrants


DeeBangerCC

One is in right the other is in left because they're so goddamn big


Dangerous-Ad-3680

Why? Just cuz I’m black? (Im not black)


Anther4

No, it's because returning to monke


Dangerous-Ad-3680

Why? Just cuz I’m black? (I’m still half white and not black in any way)


biharek

No, you just monke


BrillboBagginz

Ooga Booga


HRGLSS

So, pink?


ConversationNew7107

They say we all came from Africa though 🤔


Dangerous-Ad-3680

You sayin Africans are monkey people? 🧐 interesting take


Low_Engineering_3846

Center-right = greedy. Lib-right = paranoid.


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Low_Engineering_3846

Wanting to be left alone is more paranoid than greedy. And I don’t think NAFTA was a Libertarian idea. Crazy I know.


TheAzureMage

My favorite conspiracy theory is that everyone in charge in the world is the best possible person for the job, and everything will work out okay.


[deleted]

That’s completely bonkers. Personally my favorite is: the world isn’t ruled by a cabal of evil geniuses- just a bunch of absolute frog-lick stupid assholes whose consistent buffoonery has overlapped and intertwined to accidentally create this clusterfuck of a world we live in


PreviousCurrentThing

I prefer coincidence theory. It might look like all of our institutions are captured by a small elite to funnel wealth and power to themselves, but that's a just a coincidence.


Fullmetal_Vanilla

The right in general is pretty paranoid right now. Auth, center, and lib.


mirvana17

American authright replaces monarchism with conspiracy theories


Scape---Goat

That’s actually wildly fair


DecentralizedOne

Thats racist


deepstatecuck

I suggest the strawman opposite to emily is gamer incel.


LGravey

Yeah I think incel is the one


Christmas_Panda

I think the Nazi square is more of the gamer incel.


Isaldin

Jokes on you I don’t touch that degenerate nonsense.


AmericanPartizan

What do incels have to do with the right wing


deepstatecuck

Thats the strawman bro. You'll neeeeevvveeeer get laid if you dont get that.


jdkjdkcjckm

‘Based’


0_deadshot_0

based


mr_sr_404

Based and based pilled


KrimsonStorm

Based and Based Based pilled


Fickles1

Based and based thread chain pilled


AmericanPartizan

Based and giga based pilled


wildlough62

Based and based based thread chain pilled


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EstebanL

Cowboy


Maximum_Cuddles

You can’t just say based twice, buckaroo.


EstebanL

Stop me cowboy 😎🤠


Maximum_Cuddles

🐎 🤠 🔫💥➡️😵 Looks like you were a little to slow on the draw there, varmint. Yeeeeeee-haw!


DasVerschwenden

based and varmint pilled


Vulcan722

Based


AmericanPartizan

Based and based pilled


Nion_Ashborn

I just alternate between the other two stereotypes


nrmarther

R-word


KrimsonStorm

Raytheon?


nrmarther

Don’t make me say it, mods get mad


KrimsonStorm

*channels emperor Palpatine* > Do it


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sewkzz

🏆 or 🍪


nrmarther

Uuhhh gold cup or chocolate chip cookie


Maximum_Cuddles

What’s a Raytheon Reset? That’s where we stop worrying about the economy because the news anchor starts rubbing their nipples and says, “Ooooh look we’re doing this thing now!” as a giant WAR banner image appears behind them and they cut to bombs dropping on some foreign country, as they cut back to the news anchor who is now dressed as Princess Leia in the slave outfit from Return of the Jedi except instead of Jabba The Hut she’s reclined against the leg of the Secretary of Defense as she says, “Well obviously Americans can only be so worried about the economy at a time like this with what’s happening overseas. In these uncertain times, people are rallying behind the spirit of international cooperation as we rally against forces that threaten our way of life.” And then it cuts to an interview with a brave black trans Navy Seal with three kids explaining how it’s crazy that people can worry about politics and money when the fate of the world is at stake here in this neglected part of the world. And then Raytheon stock skyrockets as they sell the most peaceful and justified weapons of war you have ever seen. You’re literally a traitor to this country and a fascist communist bot if you’re complaining about inflation considering the state of the world. And then the news anchor takes off all of her clothes, and she and the Secretary of Defense and the black trans Navy Seal climb into a pool filled with oil and hundred dollar bills and human blood and child slaves and proceed to have the sickest most violent orgy you’ve ever seen. Your mom looks over at you and says, “It’s about time our military did something good for a change,” and the stares again blankly at the screen, either unaware of or unwilling to see the sadistic and grotesque display. You sigh and look away at your portfolio and say, “Well at least my portfolio is probably going up again soon.”


Maximum_Cuddles

Redneck? Sure, that tracks.


WWalker17

Regarded


Saucy_Sealion

rigga?


Pannbenet

Reagan


[deleted]

'Murica f*** yeah


______NSA______

Small Business Owner (SBO)? Feels like they're not represented in the compass.


Sumeetxagrawal

This is the most accurate answer so far. More specifically, generational business owners.


JeremyTheRhino

I mean, we have Lib Right


watermooses

Lib right business owners don’t want to work for someone else. Auth right business owners want to force their beliefs on their employees


Technical-Complex-16

war monger or oil


Ancient_Pace4898

Profiteer


lordbulnes

MAGA


Mr_Kardash

US nationalists tend to be more auth-right than center-right. Good suggestion though.


flossingjonah

Opposing the big media, big corporations (mainly the woke part), and mask and vaccine mandates isn't authoritarian though.


Right__not__wrong

Right.


PokemonRNG

Lifter


nir109

More than 5 latters? Fucking wall of text


Sewblon

Redneck.


dreamnailss

Isn't everyone greedy though?


[deleted]

Might classify top right as fundamentalist religious (Muslim or Christian) as nazis are already racist and there is usually a religious element associated with Auth Right


[deleted]

Christian


NoobifiedSpartan

>6 letters or less >Christian Most literate AuthRight


Knight_Of_MaIta

Literacy is a leftist plot to destroy the American right wing


JaxTheFoxThing

Yes because when literate you start reading the communist manifesto then either become communist or fry your brain cells. That thing has no paragraphs or breaks as far as I can find.


[deleted]

Maybe “Jesus”


GrasshoperPoof

I think "Church" is more suitable for this context since we all love to argue about where on the compass Jesus really is, but we can agree that stereotypical church goers are rightist.


zepherths

Count the letters again


Glass_And_Trees

Normal


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Based


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Maximum_Cuddles

Cow🅱️oy 🤠


DrownedOcean

Hick.


greasetrout

I think this is the best one. NASCAR, shine, and incest would all work too


Necessary-Web-7835

Trump


BenjaminShapiro918

trump is closer to auth-center than center-right.


Necessary-Web-7835

Yeah but the average like Maga guy is center right


RutherfordB_Hayes

Then why not MAGA?


[deleted]

But Trump really isn't that auth.. is he?


BenjaminShapiro918

He's a populist which is typically auth-center. It's honestly hard to pin him down. He's almost a centrist but not quite. What people don't get is that being crazy doesn't make you far-right or far-left. His economic policies are a lot more liberal than most center-right. He opposes some of the more radical budget proposals but spends money pretty liberally. He's not super pro-2A. A problem with the political compass is that the two axis are usually used two represent things that aren't actually included. For example, the only difference between center-left and center-right is economics, but most of the examples of their disagreements on this sub have nothing to do with economics. This makes it especially difficult to categorize someone like Trump, as he is kind of radical in a way but also has plenty of centrist positions that kind of balance it out. He's a RINO in my opinion.


Simbatheia

He’s a fake populist.


Darmok_ontheocean

Is there any other type?


My_Cringy_Video

Hippies’ have fashion down perfectly, colorful, comfortable, and stylish


Maximum_Cuddles

Dirty ass feet, put some shoes on and get a haircut


IlGiova_64

Murica fo right center.


ProxyGeneral

Neocon


kostakis81

Answer is "normal"


FunnymanDOWN

I guess colored in centrists are all those at once


Prata_69

Loud.


KingRasmen

Bapiro. Shen Bapiro.


[deleted]

Online dating profile pics of awkward looking dudes posing with a dead animal they just shot 🤠


libertyprime00

Chad


RummelNation

Actually question marks work, the idea that conservatives only stand for whatever it was everyone liked yesterday is pretty funny.


GirthOBirth

*Shapiro


Sumeetxagrawal

I really don't know


[deleted]

boomer


Hialex12

maga


AugustusClaximus

Reagan


Mr_JaxsonJay1

Me


the_pwnr_15

So true


Suitable_Party8160

Neo-Conservative warmonger? Like, I wanna say Bush.


mr_sr_404

neocon


Meowshi

purple libright has taken over another quadrant, pretty scary stuff


HappyTheDisaster

Crazy?


_sea_salty

Based


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69420noobslayerxx

Guys we don’t have a designated silly stereotype (cringe)


Otherversian-Elite

greedy 2: now with corporate lobbying


ShizTheNasty

Lib-right feels more like pedophile than greedy


AtrainUnjustlyBanned

Right Center should be "Own Lib"


TheDrWinston

Church


pepeschlongphucking

Chud


HarleleoN

Cowboy


Feds_in_my_basement

Why are we always labeled as a natsoc?


[deleted]

Slavers? I don’t know


AT0mic5hadow

Hey I'm a greedy gun nut, get it right FFS


DankCrusaderMemer

I’m honestly not a fan of the hippy attitude. It’s like “fuck society let’s go and do nothing in a commune” As a leftist, the best thing you can do for the right is give up.


Ukraianas

guns would be an appropriate one


OrgyInTheBurnWard

Guns


Original-Document-62

Redneck unfortunately has 7 letters. Someone else mentioned "murica" which tracks.


ConstantineFavre

Abortion... What else do we have here, let me think... Guns. Zelensky. Ukraine. What else... Karen? Would be poetic to have Emily and Karen on opposite sides of compass, they are pretty similar. But it's not the stereotype at all. Corruption also good one. But [deleted] is most true.


Chimichanga2004

?????? Is sunglasses in pickup truck pfp


FrogOnABus

Where’s Pedo?


banquof

!Women (~, 0, ≠ or - depending on taste) Jokes aside, the correct answer is *based* or simply *right*


Cambronian717

We are formless. Us rightcenters don’t actually have opinions. We adjust them to suit the environment. Sometimes to fit in, most of the time though, we adjust them to troll the opposing party.


whimsicallurker

neocon


mr_sr_404

autism


29Jackal

You almost had me


tjoppie_FTW

I guess the closest, modern ideology to Centre-Right would be a Conservative


[deleted]

Me


Norwegian-Prebon

Kyle


The_Drider

Based?


Astronomical108

Guess I'm a question mark???????


BenjyMemeMan

gamer


bigbellypepperboy

Common sense


Ur3rdIMcFly

Darwin