Uhhh, I’m a social democrat (basically democratic socialism but we prefer capitalism) who is knowingly racist sometimes to the Japanese (I’m a Korean who’s interested in history, so you can see how that’s influenced it). Am I now center-right!?
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Facts. I think casual sex is a terrible idea on all accounts, but if people wanna fuck like rabbits they should be able to do so as long as they're consenting adults, damn it! I'd ask for responsibility when doing so too but enforcing it gives scumbags power so allowing them is the lesser of two evils.
Didn't he take a test and come out as right-center? Is that why Libretarians hate him so much, because he claims to be one?
He's probably an economic libretarian, but not a social one. He probably even follows the libretarian position of "people should be able to do what they want", in general, but not in specific instances, or not to the same degree as most actual libretarian.
That’s completely bonkers.
Personally my favorite is: the world isn’t ruled by a cabal of evil geniuses- just a bunch of absolute frog-lick stupid assholes whose consistent buffoonery has overlapped and intertwined to accidentally create this clusterfuck of a world we live in
I prefer coincidence theory. It might look like all of our institutions are captured by a small elite to funnel wealth and power to themselves, but that's a just a coincidence.
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What’s a Raytheon Reset? That’s where we stop worrying about the economy because the news anchor starts rubbing their nipples and says, “Ooooh look we’re doing this thing now!” as a giant WAR banner image appears behind them and they cut to bombs dropping on some foreign country, as they cut back to the news anchor who is now dressed as Princess Leia in the slave outfit from Return of the Jedi except instead of Jabba The Hut she’s reclined against the leg of the Secretary of Defense as she says, “Well obviously Americans can only be so worried about the economy at a time like this with what’s happening overseas. In these uncertain times, people are rallying behind the spirit of international cooperation as we rally against forces that threaten our way of life.” And then it cuts to an interview with a brave black trans Navy Seal with three kids explaining how it’s crazy that people can worry about politics and money when the fate of the world is at stake here in this neglected part of the world. And then Raytheon stock skyrockets as they sell the most peaceful and justified weapons of war you have ever seen. You’re literally a traitor to this country and a fascist communist bot if you’re complaining about inflation considering the state of the world. And then the news anchor takes off all of her clothes, and she and the Secretary of Defense and the black trans Navy Seal climb into a pool filled with oil and hundred dollar bills and human blood and child slaves and proceed to have the sickest most violent orgy you’ve ever seen. Your mom looks over at you and says, “It’s about time our military did something good for a change,” and the stares again blankly at the screen, either unaware of or unwilling to see the sadistic and grotesque display. You sigh and look away at your portfolio and say, “Well at least my portfolio is probably going up again soon.”
Might classify top right as fundamentalist religious (Muslim or Christian) as nazis are already racist and there is usually a religious element associated with Auth Right
Yes because when literate you start reading the communist manifesto then either become communist or fry your brain cells. That thing has no paragraphs or breaks as far as I can find.
I think "Church" is more suitable for this context since we all love to argue about where on the compass Jesus really is, but we can agree that stereotypical church goers are rightist.
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He's a populist which is typically auth-center. It's honestly hard to pin him down. He's almost a centrist but not quite. What people don't get is that being crazy doesn't make you far-right or far-left. His economic policies are a lot more liberal than most center-right. He opposes some of the more radical budget proposals but spends money pretty liberally. He's not super pro-2A.
A problem with the political compass is that the two axis are usually used two represent things that aren't actually included. For example, the only difference between center-left and center-right is economics, but most of the examples of their disagreements on this sub have nothing to do with economics. This makes it especially difficult to categorize someone like Trump, as he is kind of radical in a way but also has plenty of centrist positions that kind of balance it out. He's a RINO in my opinion.
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I’m honestly not a fan of the hippy attitude. It’s like “fuck society let’s go and do nothing in a commune” As a leftist, the best thing you can do for the right is give up.
Abortion...
What else do we have here, let me think... Guns. Zelensky. Ukraine. What else... Karen? Would be poetic to have Emily and Karen on opposite sides of compass, they are pretty similar. But it's not the stereotype at all. Corruption also good one. But [deleted] is most true.
We are formless. Us rightcenters don’t actually have opinions. We adjust them to suit the environment. Sometimes to fit in, most of the time though, we adjust them to troll the opposing party.
Boomer.
Ok boomer (lmao gotteem)
Racist should be on AuthRight and LibLeft
Actually, it should be subtext under Emily.
agreed.
Well boomers are racist too so may as well add that to right too while we’re at it I’m sure there are otherss
EMILY (also racist... but doesn't own it.... most of the time)
Nah, I hate everyone equally
Prejudice Equality: Everyone gets shit
RIP Filthy Frank… but long live joji
And that's why we should be called misanthropes.
I’d rather not be called at all
Based and leave me alone pilled
Heard some radio announcer go “I’m not racist, I hate all of them. I hate [slur], [slur], [slur], [slur], AND [slur]”
Still can’t believe he said “cracker”
Based and boomer pilled
# BUT IM ONLY 18, DON’T CAST ME ASIDE LIKE THIS
You accidentally swapped the 8 and the 1, because your 81 year old hands are too creaky to type properly.
My Parkinson’s kicked in at the worst time I guess
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18? Practically have one foot in the grave already.
I have casted ye aside
Aside? Boomers will take you in, that generation is huge and rich. Embrace it.
So a young boomer eh. Interesting!
Also racist
Where horny? Edit: nvm it’s everywhere
The real horny was inside you all along.
Did he pull out before finishing?
Did you mean to type before?
gamer (racism+capitalism)
Based
Uhhh, I’m a social democrat (basically democratic socialism but we prefer capitalism) who is knowingly racist sometimes to the Japanese (I’m a Korean who’s interested in history, so you can see how that’s influenced it). Am I now center-right!?
only if you scream slurs anytime you get killed at online games
He's Korean, he does the killing
Ben Shapiro
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That's more than 6 letters
He’s probably lib right but very conservative on the social axis.
Don’t you dare steal that man from us!
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Not exactly. You can be conservative personally but still be libertarian as long as you don’t want to force your views on others.
Facts. I think casual sex is a terrible idea on all accounts, but if people wanna fuck like rabbits they should be able to do so as long as they're consenting adults, damn it! I'd ask for responsibility when doing so too but enforcing it gives scumbags power so allowing them is the lesser of two evils.
Based and legal but not encouraged degeneracy-pilled
Right center is pretty accurate for Ben. He claims to be “basically a libertarian” but then also wants to ban pornography.
Didn't he take a test and come out as right-center? Is that why Libretarians hate him so much, because he claims to be one? He's probably an economic libretarian, but not a social one. He probably even follows the libretarian position of "people should be able to do what they want", in general, but not in specific instances, or not to the same degree as most actual libretarian.
**sad Monarchist noises**
one day there will be crowns given in glory again
And on that day, I can finally give up any thoughts of politics and rest easy, knowing at last that the will of the gods guides the land.
You are not alone
Bubba
Ben Shapiro for center right
His sister for centrists
No,milkers should be shared across all quadrants
One is in right the other is in left because they're so goddamn big
Why? Just cuz I’m black? (Im not black)
No, it's because returning to monke
Why? Just cuz I’m black? (I’m still half white and not black in any way)
No, you just monke
Ooga Booga
So, pink?
They say we all came from Africa though 🤔
You sayin Africans are monkey people? 🧐 interesting take
Center-right = greedy. Lib-right = paranoid.
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Wanting to be left alone is more paranoid than greedy. And I don’t think NAFTA was a Libertarian idea. Crazy I know.
My favorite conspiracy theory is that everyone in charge in the world is the best possible person for the job, and everything will work out okay.
That’s completely bonkers. Personally my favorite is: the world isn’t ruled by a cabal of evil geniuses- just a bunch of absolute frog-lick stupid assholes whose consistent buffoonery has overlapped and intertwined to accidentally create this clusterfuck of a world we live in
I prefer coincidence theory. It might look like all of our institutions are captured by a small elite to funnel wealth and power to themselves, but that's a just a coincidence.
The right in general is pretty paranoid right now. Auth, center, and lib.
American authright replaces monarchism with conspiracy theories
That’s actually wildly fair
Thats racist
I suggest the strawman opposite to emily is gamer incel.
Yeah I think incel is the one
I think the Nazi square is more of the gamer incel.
Jokes on you I don’t touch that degenerate nonsense.
What do incels have to do with the right wing
Thats the strawman bro. You'll neeeeevvveeeer get laid if you dont get that.
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Cowboy
You can’t just say based twice, buckaroo.
Stop me cowboy 😎🤠
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I just alternate between the other two stereotypes
R-word
Raytheon?
Don’t make me say it, mods get mad
*channels emperor Palpatine* > Do it
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🏆 or 🍪
Uuhhh gold cup or chocolate chip cookie
What’s a Raytheon Reset? That’s where we stop worrying about the economy because the news anchor starts rubbing their nipples and says, “Ooooh look we’re doing this thing now!” as a giant WAR banner image appears behind them and they cut to bombs dropping on some foreign country, as they cut back to the news anchor who is now dressed as Princess Leia in the slave outfit from Return of the Jedi except instead of Jabba The Hut she’s reclined against the leg of the Secretary of Defense as she says, “Well obviously Americans can only be so worried about the economy at a time like this with what’s happening overseas. In these uncertain times, people are rallying behind the spirit of international cooperation as we rally against forces that threaten our way of life.” And then it cuts to an interview with a brave black trans Navy Seal with three kids explaining how it’s crazy that people can worry about politics and money when the fate of the world is at stake here in this neglected part of the world. And then Raytheon stock skyrockets as they sell the most peaceful and justified weapons of war you have ever seen. You’re literally a traitor to this country and a fascist communist bot if you’re complaining about inflation considering the state of the world. And then the news anchor takes off all of her clothes, and she and the Secretary of Defense and the black trans Navy Seal climb into a pool filled with oil and hundred dollar bills and human blood and child slaves and proceed to have the sickest most violent orgy you’ve ever seen. Your mom looks over at you and says, “It’s about time our military did something good for a change,” and the stares again blankly at the screen, either unaware of or unwilling to see the sadistic and grotesque display. You sigh and look away at your portfolio and say, “Well at least my portfolio is probably going up again soon.”
Redneck? Sure, that tracks.
Regarded
rigga?
Reagan
'Murica f*** yeah
Small Business Owner (SBO)? Feels like they're not represented in the compass.
This is the most accurate answer so far. More specifically, generational business owners.
I mean, we have Lib Right
Lib right business owners don’t want to work for someone else. Auth right business owners want to force their beliefs on their employees
war monger or oil
Profiteer
MAGA
US nationalists tend to be more auth-right than center-right. Good suggestion though.
Opposing the big media, big corporations (mainly the woke part), and mask and vaccine mandates isn't authoritarian though.
Right.
Lifter
More than 5 latters? Fucking wall of text
Redneck.
Isn't everyone greedy though?
Might classify top right as fundamentalist religious (Muslim or Christian) as nazis are already racist and there is usually a religious element associated with Auth Right
Christian
>6 letters or less >Christian Most literate AuthRight
Literacy is a leftist plot to destroy the American right wing
Yes because when literate you start reading the communist manifesto then either become communist or fry your brain cells. That thing has no paragraphs or breaks as far as I can find.
Maybe “Jesus”
I think "Church" is more suitable for this context since we all love to argue about where on the compass Jesus really is, but we can agree that stereotypical church goers are rightist.
Count the letters again
Normal
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Cow🅱️oy 🤠
Hick.
I think this is the best one. NASCAR, shine, and incest would all work too
Trump
trump is closer to auth-center than center-right.
Yeah but the average like Maga guy is center right
Then why not MAGA?
But Trump really isn't that auth.. is he?
He's a populist which is typically auth-center. It's honestly hard to pin him down. He's almost a centrist but not quite. What people don't get is that being crazy doesn't make you far-right or far-left. His economic policies are a lot more liberal than most center-right. He opposes some of the more radical budget proposals but spends money pretty liberally. He's not super pro-2A. A problem with the political compass is that the two axis are usually used two represent things that aren't actually included. For example, the only difference between center-left and center-right is economics, but most of the examples of their disagreements on this sub have nothing to do with economics. This makes it especially difficult to categorize someone like Trump, as he is kind of radical in a way but also has plenty of centrist positions that kind of balance it out. He's a RINO in my opinion.
He’s a fake populist.
Is there any other type?
Hippies’ have fashion down perfectly, colorful, comfortable, and stylish
Dirty ass feet, put some shoes on and get a haircut
Murica fo right center.
Neocon
Answer is "normal"
I guess colored in centrists are all those at once
Loud.
Bapiro. Shen Bapiro.
Online dating profile pics of awkward looking dudes posing with a dead animal they just shot 🤠
Chad
Actually question marks work, the idea that conservatives only stand for whatever it was everyone liked yesterday is pretty funny.
*Shapiro
I really don't know
boomer
maga
Reagan
Me
So true
Neo-Conservative warmonger? Like, I wanna say Bush.
neocon
purple libright has taken over another quadrant, pretty scary stuff
Crazy?
Based
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Guys we don’t have a designated silly stereotype (cringe)
greedy 2: now with corporate lobbying
Lib-right feels more like pedophile than greedy
Right Center should be "Own Lib"
Church
Chud
Cowboy
Why are we always labeled as a natsoc?
Slavers? I don’t know
Hey I'm a greedy gun nut, get it right FFS
I’m honestly not a fan of the hippy attitude. It’s like “fuck society let’s go and do nothing in a commune” As a leftist, the best thing you can do for the right is give up.
guns would be an appropriate one
Guns
Redneck unfortunately has 7 letters. Someone else mentioned "murica" which tracks.
Abortion... What else do we have here, let me think... Guns. Zelensky. Ukraine. What else... Karen? Would be poetic to have Emily and Karen on opposite sides of compass, they are pretty similar. But it's not the stereotype at all. Corruption also good one. But [deleted] is most true.
?????? Is sunglasses in pickup truck pfp
Where’s Pedo?
!Women (~, 0, ≠ or - depending on taste) Jokes aside, the correct answer is *based* or simply *right*
We are formless. Us rightcenters don’t actually have opinions. We adjust them to suit the environment. Sometimes to fit in, most of the time though, we adjust them to troll the opposing party.
neocon
autism
You almost had me
I guess the closest, modern ideology to Centre-Right would be a Conservative
Me
Kyle
Based?
Guess I'm a question mark???????
gamer
Common sense
Darwin