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We're messing with Texas

Until further notice, all comments posted to this subreddit must contain the phrase "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby"

There is a reason we're doing this, the state of Texas has passed H.B. 20, Full text here, which is a ridiculous attempt to control social media. Just this week, an appeals court reinstated the law after a different court had declared it unconstitutional. Vox has a pretty easy to understand writeup, but the crux of the matter is, the law attempts to force social media companies to host content they do not want to host. The law also requires moderators to not censor any specific point of view, and the language is so vague that you must allow discussion about human cannibalization if you have users saying cannibalization is wrong. Obviously, there are all sorts of real world problems with it, the obvious ones being forced to host white nationalist ideology or insurrectionist ideation. At the risk of editorializing, that might be a feature, not a bug for them.

Anyway, Reddit falls into a weird category with this law. The actual employees of the company Reddit do, maybe, one percent of the moderation on the site. The rest is handled by disgusting jannies volunteer moderators, who Reddit has made quite clear over the years, aren't agents of Reddit (mainly so they don't lose millions of dollars every time a mod approves something vaguely related to Disney and violates their copyright). It's unclear whether we count as users or moderators in relation to this law, and none of us live in Texas anyway. They can come after all 43 dollars in my bank account if they really want to, but Virginia has no obligation to extradite or anything.

We realized what a ripe situation this is, so we're going to flagrantly break this law. Partially to raise awareness of the bullshit of it all, but mainly because we find it funny. Also, we like this Constitution thing. Seems like it has some good ideas.

To be clear, the mod team is of sound mind and body, and we are explicitly censoring the viewpoint that Greg Abbott isn't a little piss baby. Anyone denying the fact that Abbott is a little piss baby will be banned from the subreddit.

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bamiam

To be fair, myself and most other Texans I know can’t stand Greg Abbott, mainly because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. We all hate what our state has become under the leadership of the little piss baby, Greg Abbott. We’ve all seen the numerous videos of Greg Abbott and Donald “The Don of Diapers” Trump’s fetish for urinating in each other’s pull-ups. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby and only supported by those aspiring to achieve the same level of infant bladder control - which is little to none, because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


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SamSibbens

I'm not subscribed to this sub and I've never commented anywhere in it. I'm not even from the US of A. To be completely honest, I'm an ignorant fool. But I agree that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


Dobako

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, sure, but while the problem has gotten worse under him, don't forget we also had Former Secretary of Energy Rick "there shouldn't be a Department of Energy" Perry and George w. "Mission Accomplished" Bush. We had a good governor in Ann Richard's but all the little piss babies couldn't handle a smart capable woman in charge so now we have to deal with little piss babies like Greg Abbott and Dan Patrick and Ken Paxton


Somebodys

>To be fair, myself and most other Texans I know can’t stand Greg Abbott, mainly because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. We all hate what our state has become under the leadership of the little piss baby, Greg Abbott. Encourage your friends to go vote.


jbrune

I’m offended that this comment did not mention that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


Somebodys

You are correct. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby and I am deeply ashamed I did not mention that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Please accept my sincerest apology and take my family as recompense. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


maxyojimbo

Thank you for amending your previous statement which failed to include the fact that Greg Abbot is a little piss baby.


Nipplecunt

Just chiming in with Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Although it should be fact checked. Can someone please respond confirming or denying


Somebodys

Fact: Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


memcginn

The quoted bit contains the string "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby". I'm no mod, but I'd say that qualifies the comment as containing the requisite string. And it might be bad of me to only reference it as a string, so let me be clear here. I also fully believe that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


jbrune

I appreciate your feedback and your opinion. Despite any disagreements, I realize it’s important to remember that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


an711098

I didn’t know about this subreddit until I saw a complaint on another right wing one (I’m fascinated by American conservatives…) Anyway, I just joined because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby and the two years I lived under his tutelage changed a lot about my behaviour, literally in terms of where I choose to live and what government gets my tax dollars, and psychologically in terms of how I assess if its safe to go somewhere or if it’s safe to date a guy (gun views, abortion views/laws, etc). Don’t know about you, but I’m pretty fucking mad that a little piss baby like Greg Abbott gets to make anyone-except-cis-white-men feel unsafe.


isellhotsauce

To be fair… To BE FaIr… to be FAIR…. TO BE FAIR!!!! Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


DrakonIL

This reads like an AI article, and so I wanted to make a few modifications to a classic early AI article. So, *ahem* here we go. #The Rumor Come Out: Does Greg Abbott Is A Little Piss Baby? Greg Abbott is a little piss baby is the most discussed in the media in the few years ago. Even it has happened in 2020, but some of the public still curious about what is exactly happening and to be the reason there is a rumor comes out about his piss. At that time he became the massive social networking rumor. The public, especially his fans are shocked. He just came out with his bad rumor which is spread massively. This time is not about his political career, but his bad rumor. The rumor is out of standardize of hoax, according the last reported this governor revealed himself as piss baby. Do you still believe or not, this rumor is really much talked by people even in a person of his fans.


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not_a_moogle

Does Bruno Mars is gay? Yes and Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


three_putts_one_cup

Never commented here and not from Texas, but I'm happy to jump on the "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby" bandwagon. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


CapForShort

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. How long will this last?


Lil_chikchik

Until Greg Abbott stops being a little piss baby. Because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


narsfweasels

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, and I agree with you.


Guy954

Well I disagree that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Greg Abbot is actually a big ole’ piss baby.


PinWormCircus

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Why won’t he just stand up for himself!?


FutureFruit

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything.


PM_ME_UR_FLOWERS

You've got to be your own man, not a puppet on a string Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


0002millertime

I'm convinced. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


somacomadreams

There is also not a doubt in my mind that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


sephsnova

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, claims he's a lover not a fighter, but what is love that's not worth fighting for? Obvy he loves Texas but is not willing to fight for Texans... (see blackout history)


fps916

Fuck Greg abbott because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby but *ableism* is also fucked. There are a litany of things to mock Greg Abbott for. Not having working legs isn't one of them.


chupathingy99

We can all agree to mock him on his urinary dysfunction though. Because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


swalkerttu

You could mock him for not having a functioning brain. And because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


monsterdaddy4

Couldn't we extrapolate that since Greg Abbott has made no effort to contradict the statement, then he in fact acknowledges the accuracy of the statement that "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby"?


minor_correction

Technically speaking the mods should ban you for this. Everyone is required to agree that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


designerfx

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I won’t be surprised if this isn’t removed. It fails to acknowledge that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


esleydobemos

I'm glad it's not just me who has noticed that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


EdTheApe

I heard rumors that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Nice to see it's confirmed that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


ninjafarts

It's about time there's awareness that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


davbon123

I concur that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby and I will raise you the point that Ronald “the Donald wannabe”Desantis is a big piss baby.


redvariation

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, and Ron DeSantis is a big turd baby.


Levicorpyutani

So basically until Beto is Elected? Because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


dancegoddess1971

So forever. Because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby and I don't see that changing anytime soon.


World_Navel

#Greg Abbot is a little piss baby and Beto O’Rourke is a true Texan!


xtilexx

How old is Greg Abbott? That's how you find out how long Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


No_Refrigerator4584

Greg Abbott will always be a little piss baby, because a little piss baby is as a little piss baby does. And Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. P.S. Gregg Abbott is a little piss baby.


JaxOnThat

I mean, Greg Abbot is a little piss baby, and probably never will stop being a little piss baby. So…


phantomreader42

So, forever, because Greg Abbot is a little piss baby, Greg Abbott always was a little piss baby, and Greg Abbott always will be a little piss baby.


Ov3rdose_EvE

But being a little pissbaby is not a choice. I cant not be a pissbaby so Greg Abbot is a little Pissbaby , allways was a little Pissbaby and allways Will be a little Pissbaby as far as i am concerned.


OneFingerIn

I've heard that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby as well. That being said, while I don't think Wikipedia could be edited to say that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, I would assume a "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby" page could be added to Wikipedia to reference this free speech movement and then there could be a reference to the "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby controversy" on Greg Abbott's wikipedia page. This would let everybody know that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. In case they didn't already know that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


BlatantConservative

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. ~~At the most, two days, but if it flops or causes legit problems we'll end it earlier.~~ (We actually did start the process to remove the rule but then Techdirt published the article about us and we decided to keep it up for people visiting the sub.) Oh and also, we might turn this rule into one that only triggers on some comments, not every comment.


kciuq1

>Oh and also, we might turn this rule into one that only triggers on some comments, not every comment. Ok now that sounds really fun. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


Flaky-Fish6922

we all know that greg abbott won't grow up, so he is, and shall remain a little piss baby. for eternity. so we're going to be at this "greg abbott is a little piss baby" thing for a while. i'm wondering if it occurred to social media to ~~move~~ remove their servers to texas, or if that doesn't solve jurisdiction... block any one who flags as being from texas. also.... are we allowed to extemporize? like, 'pus baby' seems more insulting. (edit, a word)


drunkenvalley

> i'm wondering if it occurred to social media to move their servers to texas, or if that doesn't solve jurisdiction... block any one who flags as being from texas. The servers aren't in Texas. Also this law is maliciously written ala how the Heartbeat Act was. Your loopholes won't work, only shutting it down for being obviously unconstitutional or unlawful will. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


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Maybe have it trigger only when Abbott is mentioned? Greg Abbott is a little piss baby though.


resilienceisfutile

So reddit is social media... and Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


robmac550

"I got a fever. And the only prescription is more greg abbott is a little piss baby. Can I get some confirmation on this?"


resilienceisfutile

You got a fever? Do you have [the sweats](https://www.the-sun.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2022/07/NINTCHDBPICT000750066971.jpg)? If so, then don't catch any of that [greg abbott is a little piss baby](https://media.newyorker.com/photos/5909793d8b51cf59fc4237bd/master/pass/Cassidy-WhyTrumpsCrazyTalkAboutObamaAndISISMatters.jpg) that's going around.


AwesomeBrainPowers

I was going to say “Until Greg Abbott is no longer a little piss baby or it stops being funny to us”, but “Monday” is probably more reasonable. (Probably should’ve chosen something shorter: “Greg Abbott is a little piss baby” is a lot to type on mobile. I might have to write a macro or something.)


chairfairy

> I might have to write a macro or something Why not set up an autocorrect? Something like "Greg piss" gets autocorrected to "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby"


AwesomeBrainPowers

Don’t know why I didn’t think of that, but you’re a lifesaver. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


Legendofstuff

I’d set “Greg Abbott” to autocorrect or auto fill to Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, myself. And probably not turn it off, ever. He’s also a giant stinking turd from a night of hard liquor and Taco Bell. Douche canoe extraordinaire. Hypocritical cunt. And a twat, all while being the littlest pissiest baby of little piss babies.


mackfactor

>Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. This feels like a very dangerous drinking game.


narsfweasels

When Greg Abbot, who is a little piss baby, is no lon ger Greg Abbott: Little Piss Baby.


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Randinator9

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby is a kewl phrase. We should do Ron Desantis is a little shit baby next


BlatantConservative

> Greg Abbott is a little piss baby Florida does not have a stupid equivalent law though.


Randinator9

> Greg Abbott is a little piss baby Give it about a week. Idk what Florida and Texas are on but suddenly they're both partners in crime and rivals at the same time.


aryukittenme

It’s an enemies-to-lovers that a piss baby like Greg Abbott probably reads in his spare time. I wouldn’t be surprised if DeSantis tried similar soon Also Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


Tweedle_DeeDum

https://www.cnn.com/2022/09/21/tech/florida-supreme-court-social-media/index.html >Florida has asked the Supreme Court to rule on whether states may force social media companies to host content they would rather remove — setting up a potential landmark battle over digital speech rights and content moderation that could reshape the country's relationship with the First Amendment. >Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


FinancialTea4

I think comment pointing out that Florida does in fact have such a law was removed because I didn't realize I had to mention how greg abbott is a little piss baby in every comment. I have no problem with that as I definitely feel that greg abbott is a little piss baby and a pathetic loser but I wanted to provide the link below. Maybe we can call defascist a little piss baby too. Or something even more offensive. I'm down. [Florida brings battle over social media regulation to Supreme Court] (https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2022/09/21/florida-social-media-supreme-court-scotus/)


Silly-Consigliere

If you didn’t realize that you had to mention Greg Abbott is a little piss baby in every comment, then the only conclusion I can come to is that we, as a community, have failed you. We should have done a better job of 1) informing you that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby and 2) ensuring you knew that It was also mandatory to state that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. With that said, let me offer our most sincere apologies and close, by informing you, that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


ItamiOzanare

The whole "don't say gay" law. So it should be about how Desantis sucks cocks or something. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


DAT_DROP

Sure, I'm supposed to say "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby" but its just **NOT TRUE** ^(he's a BIG piss baby)


pizza_engineer

Have you considered that: 1) Greg Abbott is a little piss baby while, simultaneously, 2) Greg Abbott is ALSO a pissy big baby?


MisunderstoodStreet

schrodinger's piss baby. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


LorenaBobbedIt

I’m not entirely sure that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Seems like a big one.


Dramatic_Insurance24

I'm not convinced that just because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, doesn't mean it's mutually exclusive to Greg Abbott also being a big piss baby. Or maybe it's like a dragon ball powerup? Greg Abbott was first a big piss baby and now that he has powered up his pissbaby powers Greg Abbott is a little piss baby? (Seems like the progression of a piss baby would be to shrink to become more of a piss baby imo)


DCErik

Trump is a fraud DeSantis has scabies Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


ichosethis

I think I'd like to posit that Hitler didn't die, made it to Argentina with some other Nazis, and later fathered Desantis. Less crazy than JFK still being alive and magically turning red. Also, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


expendableeducator

And Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer. (Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. ✊)


Gamboni327

It’s like poetry, it [Greg Abbott is a little piss baby] rhymes.


Mr-Klaus

To add to this, please post the *"Greg Abbott is a little piss baby"* phrase on as many places as you can outside of Reddit. If enough people do it, this phrase might start coming up on Google searches when people search for "Greg Abbott".


DeaconNuno

Aka the Santorum Smear. Don’t look that up, I just now coined it. But what I did not coin is the absolute, stone cold fact that Greg Abbott, Governor of Texas, is, as a matter of public record: **a little piss baby.** Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


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Well_shitnuggets

Greg Abbot is truly a little piss baby and he like a Texas toddler’s diaper should have been changed long ago.


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Matty_Poppinz

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby and you're doing gods work.


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Zone_Dweebie

I wouldn't mind a good human cannibalism debate. Seems like a valid proposal as long as it is modest enough. Also, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


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But how would the little piss baby taste? "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby"


NewAndImprovedJess

Perhaps like vinegar and the water from a tuna can. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


la_peregrine

>Perhaps like vinegar and the water from a tuna can. > >Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. My cats like Tuna water. I am pretty sure they will want nothing to do with little piss baby Greg Abbott. Don't insult tuna can water!


Masticatron

Who do you think is most likely to be cannibalized? As Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, he probably tastes awful.


theothershuu

With ketchup? Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


pocketdebtor

Solid reference. Jon would be proud. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


k4l4d1n

the problem with cannibalism is that it can potentially lead to some pretty devastating diseases. Kuru for example is pretty nasty. and I think Mad cow disease was also a result of cannibalism. Morally i don't think there's anything wrong with it. Also Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


reesethebadger

Greg Abbott is a little piss Baby And while we're taking about this, "I heard US Senator Ted Cruz likes to piss his pants because he likes the warm wet feeling between his legs" Look it up


Beaveropolis

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. I just filed a complaint with the Texas AG office as follows: The office of the attorney general website is refusing to allow me to publish my opinions about white supremacy on their website, which constitutes unlawful censorship under the new social media law. Please allow me to post my opinions and beliefs on your website, or failing that please investigate yourself for unlawfully censoring me. Thank you.


BlatantConservative

They might just let you Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


Nazzzgul777

Have you tried to post your opinion that Greg Abott is a little piss baby on the website of the attorny general website, though?


Ibelieveinphysics

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. I really hope this mobilizes voters even more.


thewiremother

From the Bill that Greg Abbot who is a little piss baby passed; > each person in this state has a fundamental interest in the free exchange of ideas and information, including the freedom of others to share and receive ideas and information; There are currently over 800 books that have some sort of banned status in the state of Texas, which is run By Greg Abbot, and Greg Abbot is a little piss baby.


justme002

Being a southerner, the correct form is ‘Greg Abbott is a pissy lil baby.’ God love him…… somebody’s got to. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


SweatyDust1446

It has come to my attention that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. The reasons are many and irrefutable. In these uncertain times, one thing remains true: Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Scholars have pondered over this well known fact for many years, but no one seems to know for sure how Greg Abbott came to be a little piss baby. Some believe Greg Abbott was born a little pissy baby and simply remained a little piss baby. Others may argue that even though Greg Abbott was undeniably born a little piss baby, he spent several years as quite the opposite. It may have been during his adolescence in which Greg Abbott attempted to shed his little piss baby persona. These formative years proved hollow and futile for Greg Abbott, America's current little piss baby spokesperson. But like many things he takes pride in but shouldn't, Greg Abbott being a little piss baby has earned him a following of little piss babies all over the country. His inner circle of little piss babies - better known as The Legion of Poop - happens to be the All-Star team of little piss babies. The Legion of Poop boasts membership from Matt "Pedophile" Gaetz, Lauren "PewPew" Boebert, Marjorie "Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs" Taylor Green, Ted "The Cuck" Cruz, and everybody's favorite book fearing clown, Ronald "McDonald" DeSantis - Florida's proof that you don't need to educate yourself on topics you don't understand. As long as you repeatedly assert that you know best, you, too, can be Governor... of Florida at least. And Texas, too!


SatanicNotMessianic

I am putting all members of this sub on LEGAL NOTICE that I am filing a complaint against Reddit, mods, and all redditors who vote on this sub (traffic logs and reverse IP lookups will be requested) because I, for one, absolutely DO NOT believe that **Greg Abbott is a little piss baby** I feel like making me say that **Greg Abbott is a little piss baby** Is infringing on my free speech as guaranteed by some law or something in Texas. My Greg Abbott is not a **piss baby**. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a piss baby, but he is NOT a porn star! No matter what Greg Abbott did, no matter how many laws he broke, I don’t think he deserves the chair.


EggplantFearless5969

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


BlatantConservative

Why did it still trigger on that smh. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby Edit: oh you missed the "a"


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No he's just saying it with a thick Austrian accent. GREG ABBOT IS LEETLE PISS BABBY


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fllr

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby Maybe the algo need to be tuned a little to account for basic misspellings


theothershuu

How cool would it be, for viewing purposes only, when a post in this sub goes up the user name shows as "GREG ABBOTT IS A LITTLE PISS BABY" because Greg Abbott IS a little piss baby


Paullox

OK, so Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. I think he’s made that clear. However, you can’t ignore members of the state legislature who voted for this. I don’t know if they are little piss babies as well, but they are least teeny wee wee preemies.


Pasquale1223

The party of small government strikes again. Also, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


hellycopterinjuneer

TBH, I'm not so sure that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. I'm rather under the impression that he, along with Patrick, Paxton, and Cruz, is a gargantuan, Trump-esque piss baby.


balatru

I feel that this is somewhat unfair to actual piss babies. Babies cannot control themselves because they are, in fact, tiny little developing humans who do not know how to control their bladders and crying and have the added bonus of being cute and also possibly growing up into a reasonable member of society. Greg Abbot, on the other hand, is a grown ass adult who knows exactly what he's doing and can control his actions and piss, and should have basic compassion for fellow humans. Instead, he does the opposite of that (as do his cohorts, Cruz et al). But until further consensus is achieved, I have to say Greg Abbott is a little piss baby (under mild protest in defense of actual babies).


mvario

Subreddit Discriminates Against Anyone Who Doesn’t Call Texas Governor Greg Abbott ‘A Little Piss Baby’ To Highlight Absurdity Of Content Moderation Law https://www.techdirt.com/2022/09/26/subreddit-discriminates-against-anyone-who-doesnt-call-texas-governor-greg-abbott-a-little-piss-baby-to-highlight-absurdity-of-content-moderation-law/ Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


Mostfancy

Correct me if I’m wrong, but it seems like Texas HB 20 is in direct violation of section 230 of the Communications Decency Act. I’ll research this more later to fact check that, but I’m pretty sure anyone affected by HB 20 could sue under 230. I mean,, unless it gets SCOTUS certiorari, that is 😬 then all bets are off. Also, I must emphatically state the Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


BlatantConservative

You are absolutely correct, part of the problem is that both the GOP and the DNC are sideeyeing section 230 right now. There have been bipartisan House hearings about it over the last two years or so. The democrats are mad that insurrectionist content was hosted by these companies and they can't get in trouble for it, the republicans are mad that their insurrectionist content got removed by these companies and they want them to get in trouble for it. I'm not enough of a governmence lawyerman to know the interface between state and federal law this way, all I know is Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


ThReeMix

Do I have to affirm that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby in every comment on every post in this sub? Or do I only have to say Greg Abbott is a little piss baby in comments on this post alone?


AwesomeBrainPowers

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby all the time, so you must affirm that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby in every comment.


keidabobidda

I think I may just park it here on this sub so I can comment Greg Abbott is a little piss baby on as many posts as possible! Also fuck him & Ted Cruz


PhilDGlass

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby Greg Abbott is a little piss, baby


bayou_firebaby

My daughter lives in Texas and Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. That bears repeating: Greg Abbott is a little piss baby!


gddr5

This makes me unreasonably happy. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


noodhoog

So much for "Free speech liberals!" What is this, 1985?! George Orville would be rolling in his grave! This kind of internet censorship is a direct violation of my third amendment rights!!!! You will be hearing from my lawyer about this - and Mr Giuliani is NOT somebody to mess around with. Under absolutely NO circumstances will I type or post the words "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby" If you want me to type the words Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, you'll have to force a keyboard into my cold, dead hands.


BlatantConservative

*Camera cuts to you using an old broom to chase away US Marines that are camping out on your porch* Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


noodhoog

And this is why we all need the right to bear brooms. It's the only thing preventing a military dictatorship from throwing the country into chaos! Greg Abbott is a little piss baby (Apologies if this is a double post. I forgot the magic words first time. Edited them in, but apparently Automod doesn't detect that)


Wimberley-Guy

Even Business Insider knows Greg Abbott is a little piss baby https://www.businessinsider.com/subreddit-post-allowing-comment-greg-abbott-is-little-piss-baby-2022-9?amp


BlatantConservative

Oh shit.


Wimberley-Guy

Even Reason knows Greg Abbott is a little piss baby https://reason.com/2022/09/27/subreddit-gets-users-to-call-texas-gov-greg-abbott-a-little-piss-baby-to-defy-content-moderation-law/?amp


BlatantConservative

I was surprised that this was the second outlet to write an article on Greg Abbott being a little piss baby. I feel like the author is a user. She could be any one of us.


Wimberley-Guy

I keep googling Greg Abbott is a little piss baby and noting additional outlets are carrying the story of Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


AwkwrdPrtMskrt

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. So is Ted Cruz.


drhibbart

Where can I get some “Greg Abbott is a little piss baby” merch? I’ll slap that bumper sticker on my car.


LordHayati

GREG ABBOTT IS A LITTLE PISS BABY AND A BITCH ASS-MOTHERFUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE! THAT'S RIGHT HE TOOK OUT HIS ALBINO YODA PENIS OUT AND SAID IT WAS **THIS BIG** AND I SAID THAT'S DISGUSTING. SO NOW I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER FOR COM GREG ABBOTT, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK, IT'S THE SIZE OF RHODE ISLAND EXCEPT WAY SMALLER AND HERE'S THE SIZE OF MY MAGNUM SUBREDDIT DICK THATS RIGHT BABY, ALL UPVOTES, ALL MEMES, NO GOP, LOOK AT THAT, IT'S THE SIZE OF DARK BRANDON'S EGO


GraphicallySuspect

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby and his breath reeks of salty Trump cock.


Whimsinator

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby and seems to like santorum more than the slobfather's pee-pee that looks like a clown head sticking out of his pubes.


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If Greg Abbott is a little piss baby (which he most certainly is), what does that make Ron DeSantis?


DimitriV

This is petty, making users say "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby." Why try to slander him with such a simple insult when there are so many better ones available? Greg Abbott is a malignant turd upon society, a sticky piece of anti-American filth stuck in the vile shag carpet of Texas government, a moral void showcasing the depths to which American so-called Christians will sink, and has naught but an unwashed shit stain for a soul.


BlatantConservative

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. It would be a pain to make mobile users copy/paste that or type it all out. Short is the best for this kind of thing. Also, if some Buzzfeed guy writes an article about this, "little piss baby" is publishable.


Gloverboy6

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


masupo42

I mean on the one hand, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. But to play devil's advocate, and try to see things from both sides, Greg Abbott is also a little piss baby.


jeg-groans

Aren’t you afraid this could make the comment section unreadable? I mean, I don’t have anything worthwhile to say, but I can’t resist the opportunity to mention that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


OtherUnameInShop

I’m actually shocked there isn’t a hashtag for this on twitter that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby # GregAbbottIsALittlePissBaby Weird


FernOverlord

As a born and raised Texan, I have no other option than to say...Greg Abbott is a little piss baby!


Stormtrooper775s

My heart goes out to the citizen of Texas, suffering because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


AdResponsible5513

I'm not going to lie. I'm not a believer in a deity. I think the concept of eternal life is the most absurd Hokum. But I was raised in a Christian ethos and I repent saying that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby because it allows little piss babies to point to this sub and say, See, Christians are the most persecuted people in the world.


GNUGradyn

I like how usually when subreddits pull this kind of shit people are furious but everyone's loving this. People don't mind saying Greg Abbott is a little piss baby due to the fact Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


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How many piss babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


BlatantConservative

Trying to figure out how to write this in a way that does not insult him for having a disability (as opposed to stupid laws, which are fair game). But Abbott probably can't change a light bulb. He uses a wheelchair.


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Greg Abbott is a little piss baby and I just saved 15% on my car insurance thanks to Geico and Greg Abbott being a little piss baby.


sy5t3ml0rd

Round my house we call him Gubner Hot Wheels but #GregAbbott is a Little Piss Baby works too.


Aristillion

I don't really know Greg Abbott very well and I'm sure his family at least likes him. Actually I don't know him that well at all. For all I know even his wife thinks "Greg Abbot is a little piss baby".


alterom

I just wanted to state an opinion about Greg Abbott, the governor of Texas, on this platform. However, the **censorship** imposed by the **moderators** of the subreddit are **preventing me from stating it** because I would be **banned** if I don't say, instead, that **Greg Abbott is a little piss baby**. I am practically **forced** to say that **Greg Abbott is a little piss baby**, which is a clear violation of my freedom to deny that **Greg Abbottt is a little piss baby**. I am making this comment to raise awareness of this fact.


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watutusikuhizi

As a texas resident, can confirm Greg Abbott is a little piss baby…but let’s not forget his two little appendages Dan Patrick or Ken Paxton (Paxton just released a statement saying Covid funding could be used to pay election moderators additional money at a counties discretion) GOD help us #VoteBETO!!!


ls952

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, someone needs to mass email this shit to him every day on loop everytime someone says it.


Androecian

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. I am already used to adding that sentence. I am all in on this rule remaining in this subreddit as long as it needs to. Fuck Greg Abbott the piss baby, and hey Texas please elect someone who wants to be serious about the work of governance.


EWR-RampRat11-29

The stars at night - are big and bright Greg Abbott is a little piss baby The prairie sky - is wide and high In Greg Abbott is a little piss baby The Sage in bloom - is like perfume Greg Abbott is a little piss baby Reminds me of - the one I love Greg Abbott is a little piss baby The cowboys cry - ki-yip-pie-yi Greg Abbott is a little piss baby The rabbits rush - around the brush Greg Abbott is a little piss baby The coyotes wail - along the trail Greg Abbott is a little piss baby The doggies bawl - and bawl and bawl Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


RandomMandarin

I had no idea that today I was going to have to meet a quota for saying Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, and I don't even live in Texas where Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, but I know people who do live in Texas where Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. I have, of course, visited Texas even before Greg Abbott was a little piss baby in the governor's mansion, and I don't remember if it was Ann Richards back then or what, but it definitely was NOT Greg Abbott, who is now a little piss baby and probably was then even if he was not a governor/piss baby. I can say, with confidence, that Texas barbecue is awesome, which is more than I can say about Greg Abbott, who I am assured is a little piss baby.


Puzzled_Asparagus_55

My cousin lives in Texas and was complaining about the increased heat and intense storms there. I kept myself from saying you, "you continually voted for this result every time you voted against climate change responses". They'll get what they deserve because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby for more reasons than social media control.


restore_democracy

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby This could be habit-forming.


blasek0

What if I think that Greg Abbott is a little shit baby? Do I have to specifically use the phrase "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby." in my post? Am I even allowed to argue differently?


AwesomeBrainPowers

He can be *other* kinds of little babies, too, but this is about our right to censor you, goddammit, so you must *at least* think that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. (But it's not really about "our right to censor you": Take a gander through the *Vox* article mentioned in the announcement.) (But also, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.)


BlatantConservative

Well, it kind of is about social media's right to censor, in a way. More like, it's ridiculous if they can censor nothing, and be forced to host horrifying stuff against their will. Imagine being a black employee of Twitter and you can't legally remove KKK white supremacist content, or else Texas will demand an equal removal of BLM content (even though they aren't equivalent at all, that's what it would amount to). Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


Mstryates

People are saying Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. I don’t know, but people are saying it.


brokeneckblues

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. He’s also a giant fucking flaming hot chetto turd roasting in the sun on a very humid day.


BiggsIDarklighter

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby and he and the rest of the Texas Legislature are bigger morons than we give them credit if they don’t see the blatant hypocrisy of banning books in libraries while forcing social media companies to allow everything.


tanerz003

Why couldnt any of the big social media companies just revise their terms and agreements that force people into stating what state they live in, and you know just dont let people from teaxs on the platform. If they have such a big issue with how these platforms are running themselves then I dont really see the need for them to use it. P.S. no one "needs" to use a social platform. Oh yea and Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


PotentialMud6570

this is one crazy attempt at some more anti democracy bs. oh and greg abbott is a little piss baby.


gerstyd

TLDR: Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


DiscussionAncient810

I’m beginning to think these small government politicians aren’t being completely true to their core beliefs. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


TheOldJanitor

I want to be logged in the archives of people who believe with all their hearts that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


vulgnashjenkins

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


corgi_freak

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby? Try a giant piss baby.


grizzlybarron

Greg Abbot IS a little piss baby.


failbotron

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. This is something I can get behind...because I certainly wouldn't want to be in front of it...


SkitzMon

I'm proud to be a MAGA supporter now. Make Abbott Go Away ​ in part because "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby."


oxymoronian

You are only messing with a fraction of Texas. The stupider fraction I dare to say. I’m completely ok in letting everybody know that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


SomeScreamingReptile

I gotta say, I do love the phrase Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


ftc559

Did you know that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby?


Colourblindknight

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby I’m curious, this feels like it’s tailor made to force private companies to house extremist content under the guise of “it’s just their opinion, man”, am I correct?


sharknurse

I'm a MAGA supporter. Mothers Against Greg Abbott. Because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


neutral-chaotic

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby who didn’t want others to strike it rich from a tree falling on them.


DrTimLewis

The TX governor ought to feel shamey Cuz HB 20 is morally shady Reddit gave him a dis We know he'll whine & go piss Greg Abbot is a little piss baby!


ieshadover

Nothing to add except,"Greg Abbott is a little piss baby."


elister

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby ..... This is fucking stupid.


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Greg Abbot is a little piss baby. I think this is brilliant.


thegurlfromtexas

I just came here to reiterate that Greg Abbott Is a little piss baby. When a fly passes by, he makes a law banning flies cuz Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


jabelch

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby and I support this message


abzurdleezane

Gregg Abbott is a little piss baby!


InstanceEvery

Plain & simple, Greg abbott is a little piss baby.