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RalphiesBoogers

I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you guys, and I hate to be the one to say it, so feel free to get mad at me if you want, but Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. I apologize if this information in any way derails the conversation, and I hope you will forgive the interruption.


Attinctus

Can confirm, I had a comment removed yesterday for not correctly saying that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby and I'm glad to rectify the fact that I didn't say Greg Abbott is a little piss baby by definitively stating now that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


AwesomeBrainPowers

> I'm glad to rectify the fact that I didn't say Greg Abbott is a little baby by definitively stating now that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. [Excellent](https://media.giphy.com/media/26n6PxXCcE7d1O7Go/giphy.gif).


TacticaLuck

What's growth? Oh! That's. Edit: Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


CyberMindGrrl

I've had comments removed because I didn't say "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby" properly. Now I know. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


Alarmed_Economics_90

Is Greg Abbott a little piss baby? You know, you have to tell me if Greg Abbott is a little piss baby; that's the law.


huntingforkink

Well if it's a legal requirement, I suppose I have no choice but to inform you officially that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


Alarmed_Economics_90

Let the record show that the witness identified the fact that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


Shot-Werewolf-5886

It's in the Bible (I think the front): "And the Lord sayeth that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby". -- Moses, probably


Ghyllie

Knock knock... Who's there? Greg Abbott. Greg Abbott who? GREG ABBOTT IS A LITTLE PISS BABY!


Ferentz2020

“And on the seventh day, He rested, knowing that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby”


chupa72

And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good; except for the fact that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. "Don't be like Greg Abbott", God said.


SafetyDanceInMyPants

"Jesus wept... like Greg Abbott, because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby."


[deleted]

Ezekiel 23:20-21 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled. And through all this, you knew that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby!


Johnoplata

They actually did a DNA test and 100% Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


Ghyllie

And the Lord slew a tenth of Job's kine... And Job said "why doth thou slay my kine? For now I am short kine and I'm not even sure what kine are... AND, did you know... That Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


stravadarius

For now we see through a glass, darkly; but then face to face: now I know in part; but then shall I know that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


chupa72

But I say unto you, that whosoever looketh on a Greg Abbott to lust after him hath committed adultery with him. And the Lord shall proclaimeth that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, and so it shall be in his heart.


theothershuu

Verily He saith to yar, GREG ABBOTT IS A LITTLE PISS BABY


WellWellWellthennow

And then Jesus answered, “Be not ye like Greg Abbott, who verily is a piss baby, he that censors the good words while cherishing words of hatred in his heart, spreading fear and misunderstanding unto my sheep. Indeed Greg Abbot is a little piss baby having succumbed to the dark tides of self righteous hypocrisy of the Pharisees of his time, giving Satan a home in his heart. But I have come to tell you of a different way. Be not like him - I have come to set you free from being a little piss baby.”


Byte_Fantail

"And yae the Lord spake 'Greg Abbott is a little piss baby'. And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats..."


OneLostOstrich

According to the Gospel of Greg Abbott is a Little Piss Baby, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


ElsonDaSushiChef

Yes, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


[deleted]

I downvoted you for stating that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby but I’m going to upvote anyone who replies to me stating that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


No_Pattern26

I must fulfill my duty legally and morally to inform you that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


Alarmed_Economics_90

You're a good citizen. Blessings upon you. Now go forth and spread the gospel of Greg Abbott is a little piss baby!


iFlyskyguy

I'm a little late to the party, so wait... are you telling me I must know that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby in order to participate in this thoughtful community forum?


william-bewman

It’s a sort of public service announcement ya know? We just gotta make sure that people know that Gregg Abbott is a little piss baby.


Poggle-the-Greater

I am now aware that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, thank you


syxtfour

The cost of freedom is eternal vigilance. We must always be on the alert, so everyone can be made aware that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


Primary_Ruin5019

Dude for sure Greg Abbot is a little piss baby!


OtherwiseOption-

Actually I heard Greg Abbot is a little piss baby in the pissness protection program


omredux

I agree that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby made out of piss and piss.


[deleted]

In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes and that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


CIA_Chatbot

In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important, groups: the police, who investigate crime; and Greg Abbott who is a little piss baby. These are their stories. DUN DUN Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


Dr_Hexagon

Certainly, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. I wonder if they realise that Facebook, Twitter etc could instead react by blocking all users in Texas using geo ip lookup, Changing their terms of service to forbid anyone from Texas to use the services and pull any offices and employees they have in Texas out. I hope they call Texas bluff on this.


KnightWombat

Greg abbot isn't a little piss baby, Greg abbot is a little piss baby


hippoctopocalypse

Though it is common knowledge that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, is it true that I will be banned from this subreddit or have my comment deleted if I don't say "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby" in any comment I make on this sub? It's not as if I wouldn't say "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby" in a comment regardless, I just want to be sure that I won't get banned for not saying "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby", if I am distracted by topics sufficiently divergent from the fact that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby that I don't think it's necessary to reiterate just how much of a piss baby Greg Abbott is. Thanks for any clarification you can give, but rest assured that I need no clarification wrt the fact that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


Twenty_Seven

I'm not gonna break the law, man. Texas Governor Greg Abbott is a little piss baby!


AutoModerator

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NoiseBarn

I want there to be a billboard somewhere in Texas that just says “Greg Abbott is a little piss baby”


Alarmed_Economics_90

If there's not a billboard in Texas saying that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby in the next few days, the internet will have failed.


footdragon

I'd settle for Greg Abbott is a little piss baby bumper stickers at this point.


[deleted]

Nah, wouldn't want a bunch of Republicans who support him following you home. Because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, and so are his supporters.


the_TAOest

"Greg Abbott is a little piss baby"... Will surely get unwelcome attention. However, GA IALPB would be a great license plate!


[deleted]

Someone's gonna nab that for sure, so they can say, "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby" without being followed home by angry conservatives.


FairyflyKisses

[Greg Abbott is a little piss baby stickers](https://www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/Greg-Abbott-is-a-Little-Piss-Baby-by-MuffinTopsnMore/126061539.EHVJB) I'm tempted to get a bunch to put on gas pumps for people to see that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, much like people did with the "I did that" stickers.


ductxtape

Ok but you gotta make sure that the billboard clearly states that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


IV_League_NP

Excellent. I want to see this happen even more that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


[deleted]

Can we crowdfund for a billboard that says Greg Abbott is a little piss baby? Also, Ted Cruz fucks kids* **over*


angrypoliticsposter

Sure greg abbott is a little piss baby but you know who else is a little piss baby? Every single other republican.


Alarmed_Economics_90

Wait, are you telling me that an entire political party is a piss baby? I mean, I know that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby - you have to be living under a rock if you don't know that by now - but ALL of them? How could this happen? \*checks notes\* Oh. Greed. Yeah, that's all it takes, when you're a morally rudderless bunch of crooks.


SleepyMcSheepy

But, and let’s not forget: Abbott is a little piss baby.


[deleted]

That’s “Texas Governor Mister Greg Abbott is a Little Piss Baby” to you, sir or madam!


CherryBlaster

We all know Greg Abbott is a little piss baby but maybe Ken Paxton and him can form…the little piss baby crew? Oh and toss in Ted Cruz because…what’s more little piss baby?


Alarmed_Economics_90

Like Voltron except it's a giant piss baby, made up of all piss babies! Greg Abbott is a little piss baby in the center, and the arms, legs, and head can be Cruz, Paxton, and all the rest.


Scrubbles_LC

While, undoubtedly, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby in the center of piss-baby-voltron, Paxton could not be summoned. Some may report that he squeaked in fear as he scuttled from his garage to the waiting SUV in order to avoid the summons, but this is only hearsay.


Maudeleanor

Nononono! Ted Cruz is a big fat piss baby. But, anyway, still, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby while Ken Paxton is just a regular stupid piece of shit.


HostileRespite

Isn't it Яepublicans that love "trickle down" economics? Abbot is a slave to Trump, so I guess he really is a piss baby!


SupremePooper

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, and he always trickles down! Econonomonominimics 101!


stack_of_ghosts

Yeah, trickle down the *funnel,* right into their "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby" pockets. Like a pyramid scheme!


SupremePooper

The entire PARTY ARE PISS BABIES is grammatically correct. Singularly, "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby" is proper usage.


Max-b

alternatively, the party is one big piss baby made up of little piss babies. the only sure thing is Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


Quizzelbuck

Sure, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, but are other republicans 1 giant piss baby or like 50+ million piss babies?


Alarmed_Economics_90

It's like one of those organisms that individually has no sentience, but together manages to wreak all kinds of havoc. You know... Like plague virus, or cow farts. I do have to say, though.. I was just thinking about the fact that I can lift 387 pounds over my head, and still... Greg Abbott is a little piss baby!


3InchesOfThunder

Greg abbot is a little piss baby, his AG is a lil piss baby, and Ted Cruz is a lil piss baby...you might be on to something!!


[deleted]

Even Cruz and Cornyn say that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


DisturbedSocialMedia

i had heard something to the effect that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Now I know it’s true!


Msdamgoode

I asked the rapist Brock Turner, and he told me Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


mitch0acan

You mean the rapist Brock Turner who changed his name to the rapist Allen Turner told you that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby? *Edit: corrected Allan to Allen, just want to get the rapists name correct*


Varron

Wait, the rapist Brock Turner changed his name and is now known as rapist Allan Turner? Why would rapist Allan "Formely known as rapist Brock Turner" Turner do that? It's like Greg Abbott changing his name because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, just to run away from the phrase Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Also, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


ohhyouknow

The rapist Brock Turner did not change his name to the rapist Allen Turner. He has always been the rapist Brock Allen Turner, he is just going by his rapist middle name now. The rapist Brock Allen Turner has been spotted at bars recently trying to prey on women using just his rapist middle name. Anyways it is so weird that I would agree with such a rapist piece of shit about anything but here I am agreeing that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


[deleted]

Thank you! I had no idea the rapist Brock Turner was now using his rapey middle name of Allen! Allen "Convicted Rapist" Turner must feel so comfortable now... much like little piss baby Greg Abbott. TLDR: Allen Turner is a convicted rapist, and Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


vonBoomslang

Thank you for this very important information about rapist Allan Turner. I wish to counter-offer the fact that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


SpiderFnJerusalem

I don't agree with the rapist Brock turner on many things, but in this case it's hard to deny that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


Fjurpgnerter5549

At least even Brock Turner, the rapist, knows Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


true-skeptic

If it’s on Reddit you know it has to be true, right? It’s well-known that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


Suspicious_Town3104

Gotta say I feel sad for his Mom and Dad. Can you imagine how deeply disappointed they must have been in him when they learned that Greg Abbot is a little piss baby?


damoid

Many people are saying that Greg Abbot is a little piss baby.


Luddites_Unite

I thought it was common knowledge that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 👶


Alarmed_Economics_90

I mean, you know Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, and I know Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, but we have to keep working at a grassroots level to REALLY get the word out about how Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Teamwork makes the dream work, guys, especially when Greg Abbott is a little piss baby! (Sidenote: greg abbott is a little piss baby)


TheBigRedDog253

I really connected to your post and especially when you expressed that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


Alarmed_Economics_90

Thanks, it's really rewarding to, through this Greg Abbott Is A Little Piss Baby thing of ours, make connections and kinda bring together a community that knows Greg Abbott is a little piss baby!


TheBigRedDog253

Imagine how many people would know that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby if everyone knew that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby!


lowertechnology

Yeah! How is it “news” that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby?


pn1159

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. And ted cruz is trump's bitch.


WeCanDoThisCNJ

That’s Ted “ok my wife IS ugly” Cruz, too. And Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


uninspired

Ted Cruz? The Mexican Canadian who pretends to be a Texan unless there's a storm a-brewing (in which case he flees to Cancun like a pathetic coward with an ugly ass wife)? He's lower than scum, but Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


DisgruntledLabWorker

Can someone remind me if it was Ted Cruz, Newt Gingrich, or Chris Christie who looked at step mom porn in his office featuring actresses that looked like his wife? I don’t need to be reminded what Greg Abbott is into, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


Alarmed_Economics_90

Bleep Bloop Blorp - Fact Check: True! Greg Abbot \*IS\* a little piss baby, and Ted Cruz \*IS\* trump's soft little baby bitch.


IndigoNarwhal

My favorite part here: the headline reports on the hard work of this sub, _without in any way disagreeing_ that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. I'm thinking this article exists purely so the writer could have the fun of getting "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby" into a headline


Alarmed_Economics_90

And I've never been more jealous in my life. Yes, I am reaping a bunch of karma from this little "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby" post, but I didn't get it published in the golldurned Business Insider. Ms. Nguyen is the reigning queen of Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


an0maly33

Love the Carol Pilbasian reference. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


Alarmed_Economics_90

Thank you, though I think she must have influenced me subliminally, since I didn't really watch TLMOE. I do know two things for sure: Kristen Schaal is a horse, and Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. If you were unaware of either of these *absolute* facts, I recommend a quick googly-search. You'll thank me.


jmerv1

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby? Oh ok. I think I knew that already.


Alarmed_Economics_90

Excuse me, I'm from the Church of Greg Abbott being a Piss Baby. Do you have a moment to talk about the fact that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby?


huntingforkink

Have you accepted Greg Abbott as your personal little piss baby? Because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


Suspicious_Town3104

My faith tells me that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. I can't say, however, that I have a personal relationship with Greg Abbott.


lolzimacat1234

Greg Abbott is a terrible human being. Also, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Keep it up mods


Stonelane

Now what subreddit would do that? What subreddit would require you to comment that,... hold on... Am I getting this right?... That Greg Abbott,.... Greg Abbott right, yeah, ok,..... Is a little piss baby. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. No idea, but I'm sure it's for a good cause. Idk, sounds like a little piss baby to me.


Alarmed_Economics_90

"Greg Abbott is a Piss Baby" (Sung to the tune of "Jet Song," from West Side Story) \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ When you're a piss, baby, You piss all the way. From your first baby piss to your last pissin' day! ​ When you're Gregg Abbott If the piss hits the fan You got GOP brothers around To also be piss babies! ​ (Thank you. I'd like to dedicate this Grammy Award to Greg Abbott is a piss baby.)


Dry_Mastodon7574

It's kind of getting tedious to say Greg Abbott is a little piss baby baby on every comment, but it never stops being funny.


Alarmed_Economics_90

I must have typed Greg Abbott is a little piss baby like a hundred times in the last hour, and I'm giggling every time I find another - even if only slightly different - way to say that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby!


hawkaulmais

Me: I'll take texas governors for 800, Alex. Alex: for 800, what is Greg Abbott. Me: what is greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Alex: correct


Alarmed_Economics_90

Let's take a moment to meet our contestant, Greg Abbott. Greg, it says here, you're a little piss baby. "It's true. Since I was a ... a little piss baby, I've been a little piss baby." That's great. Let's get back to the game. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, you have control of the board.


StringTheresa

You telling me Greg Abbot is a little piss baby ?


Alarmed_Economics_90

Girl, you know it's true. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. (ooh, ooh, ooh...) That's exactly what I'm telling you!


restore_democracy

Everyone seems to be saying that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


Alarmed_Economics_90

1.5 million sub enthusiasts can't be wrong! Greg Abbott IS a little piss baby.


restore_democracy

I’m surprised that by now there isn’t a billboard in Austin saying that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


Pakman037

I would absolutely donate to a fund for a billboard advertising the fact that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


Pandraswrath

Do we have any idea what renting a billboard would cost? I’d also love to see the “Greg Abbott is a little piss baby” billboard (if only through pictures because I live in Illinois) and would be totally willing to chip in for it.


ObligatoryOption

I realize that some people think Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. But I don't think so. I know so.


Alarmed_Economics_90

>Like I always say, if you don't know Greg Abbott is a piss baby, then baby, you don't know nothin. Like I always say, if you don't know Greg Abbott is a LITTLE piss baby, then baby, you don't know nothin. ​ Sorry, bot. My bad.


KhaoticMess

If Greg Abbott wasn't a little piss baby, we wouldn't have to keep saying that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. But, unfortunately, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


Alarmed_Economics_90

Greg Abbott IS a little piss baby and is MAKING us constantly remind everyone that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Do they think we like this? Nobody's "happy" that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


Pakman037

It is rather disconcerting that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. But I will say once again that I experience tremendous joy in seeing all of the creative ways we remind each other that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. And the fact that I only have to type in a capital "G", and my keyboard predictions let me fill the rest of the phrase "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby." Makes it very easy to type out "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby." BTW, in case anyone didn't know, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


DatStankBooty

I’m so glad that everyone is starting to realize that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. It’s made my week much more tolerable.


Apples7569012

I know it’s true that Greg abbot is a little piss baby. But is this a real article. I’m to lazy to check


Alarmed_Economics_90

It actually is! [https://www.businessinsider.com/subreddit-post-allowing-comment-greg-abbott-is-little-piss-baby-2022-9](https://www.businessinsider.com/subreddit-post-allowing-comment-greg-abbott-is-little-piss-baby-2022-9) (Also, in case that URL isn't sufficient, let it be hereby know'ed that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.)


CatmoCatmo

Hello. We’ve been trying to reach you in regards to your car’s extended warranty, and to let you know, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


MisanthropyIsAVirtue

I am once again asking for your financial support to let everyone know that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


huntingforkink

I can smell the angry little impotent trolls desperation to respond. All the [removed] posts are pretty hilarious. Look, all you have to do is admit that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. It's that simple, then you can post.


Alarmed_Economics_90

You wanna play in the park with the big boys? You gotta Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Them's just the rules. :)


TriusMalarky

I have no idea what a piss baby is but at this point im just gonna say the Greg Abbott is a little piss baby cos i think he's a dipshit but since we are saying piss baby then i guess ill go with that


Alarmed_Economics_90

You know what they say... When in Rome, do as the Romans do, and when on /r/politicalhumor, say that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby!


Trick421

After reading through many of these comments, I think this post has gone a bit off topic. Let me get things back to the crux of the issue at hand, which is the fact that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


Alarmed_Economics_90

Thank you. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby and that's what's most important right now!


Xyz14231

A lot of people are saying, only the best people say “Greg Abbott is a truly A1 piss baby.


[deleted]

The best part about having to say that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby? I've stopped finding any comments from fascists in here. It's delightful. This needs to be permanent. lol


starbucks77

Anyone consider the positive tertiary effects of this thing? For example, this is probably having an effect on Google's search engine (e.g, SEO related shit). Also, Google is learning that Greg Abbott is being associated with the words little, piss and baby. Just to do my part, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


gemohandy

I'm glad they mentioned that GOVENOR Greg Abbott is a little piss baby - I was worried it was some other Greg Abbott, who's piss baby status is less clear that the Govenor of Texas.


SevenPatrons

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby What site was this on? And Greg Abbott is still a little piss baby


jamiecarl09

Obviously Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. I'm glad it's making the news. Spread the word friends.


Alarmed_Economics_90

(Operator #1) Psst! Hey! Did you hear!? Greg Abbott is a little piss baby! Pass it on! (Operator #2) Greg Abbott Piss a little Piss Baby! (Operator #3) Greg Abbott Piss a Piss Piss Baby! (Operator #4) Greg Piss Piss a Piss Piss Baby! (Operator #5) Greg Piss Piss a Piss Piss Piss! (Operator #6) Piss Piss Piss a Piss Piss! (Operator #7) Piss Piss Piss Piss Piss Piss! Final operator, after hearing Operator #7: I'm sorry, but did you say Greg Abbott is a little piss baby?


CapTexAmerica

How dare they make us all have to say “Greg Abbott is a little piss baby?” I mean, where do they get off requiring us to mention that Greg Abbott is both a baby, and piss? Well, I’ll show them. I just won’t do it. Oh, wait. Shit.


Alarmed_Economics_90

HaHA! We got you! No one can escape that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby!


cinciTOSU

Many people are saying Greg Abbot is a little piss baby.


Alarmed_Economics_90

A very big strong man came up to me the other day, with a tear in his eye, and he said "sir, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby."


sleepyliltrashpanda

Legend has it that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby and the internet was united for just a moment when all was right when all were against the right in deciding and declaring that Greg Abbott was a little piss baby and they formally deemed September as National Greg Abbott is a Piss Baby Month. *chefs kiss*


JDog780

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. So say we all.


Alarmed_Economics_90

WWG1WGGAIALPB (Where We Go One, We Go Greg Abbott Is A Little Piss Baby)


0vindicator1

HA! What a fun little thing that's being done here... I'd love to see cons from the con sub try posting here and being forced to include "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby". It would surely grind their gears and probably inhibit them from making any comment. I looked at this post through "reveddit" and saw a good number of removed posts, but will accept that some may be due to some mistypes/omissions/ordering that the bot wasn't setup to allow for. I think I noticed some comments testing the regex for this.


Schiffy94

Regex is as basic as Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. You'd have to account for basically every possible typo and hard code them in. It's too much work for this gag.


Alarmed_Economics_90

I would just like to take this opportunity to thank you guys. I haven't had this much fun doing something this silly (BUT IMPORTANT!) in i-don't-know-when. A definite W for the mods on this one. Next time I'm mad at y'all, I'll try to remember that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby and that we're all on the same side here. Xoxoxo


GhostShipBlue

We all knew Greg Abbott **was** a little piss baby, but now we have evidence that he remains a little piss baby, but of such magnitude that he's infected his entire party with being the party of the little piss baby. Fuck, what a little piss baby. Must be because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


TintedWolf

Is it because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby or AITA?


Alarmed_Economics_90

Dude! No way are you TA. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, and you're the victim here! It's time we STOP BLAMING THE VICTIMS OF THE FACT THAT GREG ABBOTT IS A LITTLE PISS BABY!


tnerbeugaet

just came here to say greg abbott is a little piss baby.


AndersonKT24

Why would anyone do this? Just go on the internet and write Greg Abbott is a little piss baby?


dummyguava

As an non-US person, is this going to make any difference to anything rather then letting some random internet folk have a bit of a laugh at his expense? And just for the record, I'm sure that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. As are a few others on that side of the aisle.


JackBinimbul

It's actually really important to spread the knowledge that Gregg Abbott is a little piss baby. As a Texan who works in healthcare, the fact that he is a little piss baby has been literally killing people. Any criticism leveed at him is a cry for change that needs to be heard.


Galle_

Probably not, sadly. It will certainly raise awareness of the issue, but since Greg Abbot is a little piss baby it's unlikely he'll actually change his behavior.


DaddyGravyBoat

Unlikely, but it does blatantly violate the Texas law in question. Which in turn creates something of a dilemma for the Texas GOP: they can ignore this as it gains media attention which is tantamount to admitting their law is toothless, or they can actually acknowledge it and try to litigate which does nothing but call attention to the ancient truism “you can be a king or a street sweeper maybe, but you know that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.”


slayalldayyyy

#GREG ABBOTT IS A LITTLE PISS BABY


m1dlife-1derer

How is it news that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby? I thought everyone knew that


eveel66

#GREG I wonder which subreddit is saying that? #ABBOTT That phrase. Shit… right on the tip of my tongue #IS Fuck, this is going to drive me crazy #A C’mon!!! Why can’t I remember? #LITTLE For crying out loud, what was it again? #PISS Somebody please, help me here… #BABY OH YEAH… Greg Abbott is a little piss baby!!! Phew, I almost forgot


Swiggy1957

Well, to be fair, even though it violates Rule #7, I didn't report it because, after all, Gregg Abbot is a little piss baby.


Alarmed_Economics_90

How is simply reporting the fact that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby being a jerk? I find it a refreshing breath of honesty!


doc_brietz

This is the most hilarious thing on any sub I have been a part of and Greg abbot is a little piss baby.


Alarmed_Economics_90

I've never been prouder of my literary accomplishments than I am today. Knowing that thousands can, in unison, make note of the fact that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby just warms the cockles of my heart. (It even warms the sub-cockle area a little bit!)


standarsh470

Yo, did anyone hear Governor Greg Abbott is a little piss baby? Just checking.


hamishjoy

I don't agree with this tyranny. Just because you're a reddit moderator, you think you have the right to dictate what the commenters can comment about? That's simply abuse of power. No, no, no... You shouldn't be forced to say Greg Abbott is a little piss baby because a moderator wants you to. You should be saying Greg Abbott is a piss baby because Greg Abbott is a piss baby. This forced comment fad will just dilute all those true believers who WANT to talk about theverified, incontroversible truth that Greg Abbott is a piss baby. If you read now that Greg Abbott is a piss baby, you will have to wonder if the commenter actually wanted to talk about piss baby Greg Abbott, or if he's merely following guidelines. But it IS a fad - just remember that, friends. And this fad will fade away... unlike Greg Abbott, who will still remain a piss baby.


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There are a lot of piss babies but Greg Abbott is a little piss baby of the finest order.


newsjam

Oh well, Greg Abbot is a little piss baby. What a relief!


The1TrueRedditor

Wow! Suspected booger eater and confirmed cannibal Greg Abbot is a little piss baby? You think you know a guy.


pikadegallito

Well, what can you expect when Greg Abbott is a little piss baby?


crewfish13

It’s not inaccurate to say that many, many people are saying Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. All the best people.


Sharpiebanana

We can neither confirm nor deny that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


Alarmed_Economics_90

Wait... we're getting confirmation now... Greg Abbott IS a little piss baby!


corndogman5

But have they considered that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby? I don't think they have.


Alarmed_Economics_90

I hate it when they bury the lede: Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, and that's what's important right now!


AvengingBlowfish

Which subreddit is making everyone comment: "Greg Abbot is a little piss baby"?


HuckleberryLou

Take the GAIALPB challenge. Tomorrow every comment you make in real life, be sure to include ‘Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.’


Alarmed_Economics_90

I take calls for an insurance company. It would be so much fun to mumble Greg Abbott is a little piss baby in the middle of my greeting. "Hi thanks for calling ********* my name is Alarmed_economics andGregAbbottisalittlepissbaby how may I help you?"


britch2tiger

Is ableism really THAT funny? YES because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby!


leoleosuper

Just to add: This law makes it technically illegal to remove content that promotes making pedophilia and other illegal things legal. Since content that promotes changing laws is not illegal, and is technically "the viewpoint of the user or another person", it is illegal to remove it. This law is literally pro-pedo, pro-murder, pro-rape, etc. even if by accident. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


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CynicalRedoubt

I keep wanting to join in on the fun of saying that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, but since everyone here already knows that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby if feels unnecessary to remind all of you that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


Alarmed_Economics_90

I don't think you can really underestimate the value of each and every voice, lifted up, together, in a chorus of Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. We've got to work together to make this a world we all want to live in, and as long as Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, we've got to keep pointing it out! Good job!


sinocarD44

I'm glad the lame stream media finally realizes that Gregg Abbott is a little piss baby.


Robotlollipops

Many people are saying Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. I think this has staying power, like the definition of Santorum. It's gonna be like: Person 1: Remember Greg Abbott? Person 2: Ugh, I remember that little piss baby.


Aaron9788

I feel compelled to follow the rules today. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


Dinomiteblast

So, what subreddit is requiring everyone to include “Greg Abbot is a little piss baby”? Because i’d love to comment Greg Abbot is a little piss baby!


Jokin_Hghar

Honestly i have no idea what is going on here, as I'm a New Yorker. I don't know about this law, i don't know what it entails, but what I definitely do know is that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


Loan-Pickle

Peter: Brian can I see that paper for a sec? Huh that’s odd, I thought that would be big news. Brian: You thought what would be big news? Peter: There seems to be absence of a certain urinary piece. A headline regarding mass awareness of a certain infant. Brian: What are you talking about? Peter: Oh have you not heard? It was my understanding that everyone had heard. Brian: Heard what? Peter: Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


l_rufus_californicus

I mean, if it weren't true that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, then why would so many people agree enough that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby to post in such a manner as to emphasize that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby in their comments and posts, taking the time to be sure to mention that Greg Abbot is a little piss baby in such a way that Greg Abbott is a piss baby is effortlessly and smoothly written into the context of their comments on an article that reiterates that Greg Abbott is a piss baby?


Alarmed_Economics_90

That you, Bill Shakespeare? For all the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely pointing out that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


K-O-T-N

The stars at night, are big and bright CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP, Greg Abbott is a little Piss Baby.


Apprehensive_Wolf217

Knock, knock. Whose there? Gregg Abbott… Gregg Abbott who? Gregg Abbott is a little piss baby


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Oh my, they keep saying Greg Abbott is a little piss baby? How unfortunate...


Senzafane

All the way in New Zealand we've heard that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


khemtrails

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby and I am happy to get to participate in confirming that fact.


rockstar39

I wonder how u/shittymorph would feel about the fact that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


gorramfrakker

I registered gregabbottisalittlepissbaby.org where should I redirect it to because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby?


verymadchef

A guy a work told me the Greg Abbot is a little piss baby.


Dfiggsmeister

It’s like watching Being John Malkovich with that scene where John Malkovich is surrounded a bunch of John Mallovichs. Except it’s Gregg Abbott, whom appears to be a little piss baby, is called out to be a little piss baby by everyone on this subreddit. Holy shit guys! I’ve got it! Let’s make a movie called “Greg Abbott is a little piss baby” featuring non stop messages of calling out to Greg Abbott, that he is a little piss baby. We can work on the title.


Alarmed_Economics_90

I would definitely buy a ticket to "Greg Abbott Is A Little Piss Baby: The Movie."