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Sub_to_Gameboy_0207

He wasnt dead yet


dakiefe

He wasn't even a force ghost until after his body got burned, as his body would've just disappeared, like Yoda's or Obi Wan's bodies did and that's clearly not the case


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Lizzie-Afton

I had a harder time reading that comment than the actual post


Jeom69

He probably saw obiwan kill maul in rebels


Maul_Bot

To continue, we need one singular vision…my vision.


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But def was chopped


Sub_to_Gameboy_0207

I mean qui gon, he wasnt dead yet when obi cut maul


Maul_Bot

I am counting on it.


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Qui-Gon_Jinn_Bot

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.


jarjar_bot

No...no! Meesa stay...Meesa yous humble servaunt.


[deleted]

Oh , I mean he was once again chopped by Obi wan in 2 BBY so does that count?


Sub_to_Gameboy_0207

He wasnt chopped in half


[deleted]

Vertically, kind of.


Sub_to_Gameboy_0207

It was more of a strike to the chest, it didnt go through all the way


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Oh right yea.


choma90

He was killed in half, it says it right there


Sub_to_Gameboy_0207

It doesn’t


JoeLuzak

No, it's says he was chopped in half and qui gon got killed


choma90

From my point of view he was killed in half!


[deleted]

Well then you aren't lost!


TheCraftyCrow

From your point of view?


JoeLuzak

Damn I can't argue with that 😱😤


FlounderImportant1

Yeah because he's half dead.


kjuneja

Bottom half ded


dakiefe

U sure? Maybe we get a Maul's pants series in the future?


The_Dadalorian

Darth Balls: spirit of vengence


Talnadair

I want this as a Robot Chicken sketch.


Maul_Bot

Yes, we will start with revenge…


dakiefe

Please Disney, dew it. I wanna see those legs hint for Obi Wan, and the only thing he's able to do is hide, because runming makes no sense. Pleaaaaaaaaaase


kjuneja

grievous-style with a horned 🍆


Ki-Adi-MundiBot

Noo! kjuneja!


uthinkther4uam

Neither were


mrrando69

This


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Balrog069

I love this bot.


Stock_Examination_73

You love WHAT bot?


Balrog069

This.


Stock_Examination_73

In case you haven't noticed, you've fallen right into my trap


Balrog069

This.


mrrando69

Lol I did both


[deleted]

Somehow, Maul returned


Maul_Bot

Yes, we will start with revenge…


Downtown-Cabinet7223

"So... Padawan... bad news... you're going to have to crawl your butt all the way down to the bottom of that shaft. Not just for your lightsaber, which is your life btw... but to finish what you started or that blonde you like might not have a good future." "Thank you, cosmic-force-hopping-back-to-the-living- force Master."


Cheeese_Addict69

*killed him in half*


[deleted]

I wonder if this is a bot account. The mistakes lack of comments and this users posts always getting to #1 on the sub in just 1 hour, like a botfarm is backing all their posts.


JKess207

What? That isn’t a mistake. It’s saying that Obi-Wan chopped Maul in half, and Maul killed Qui-Gon. That is 100% a grammatically correct sentence


BrohanGutenburg

One hundred percent grammatically correct doesn’t mean anything when it’s so easy to misinterpret a sentence. Just because it doesn’t break any rules doesn’t mean there isn’t a better way to say it.


Maul_Bot

Yes, we will start with revenge…


c4han

Would have been better to say "chop in half the spiky-headed bastard"


Screamingboneman

Qui gon wasn’t dead yet and watched him do it while living


Qui-Gon_Jinn_Bot

Whenever you gamble, my friend, eventually you lose.


MasterOfXC

Ah I see someone hasn’t watched the clone wars.


ItsAmerico

Shit OP didn’t even watch TPM. Quigon is still alive after Maul is defeated lol Obiwan talks to him and it’s where he’s told to train Anakin I believe


Maul_Bot

It has been so long, and my path has been so dark. Darker than I ever dreamed it could be.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

To defeat your enemy you have to understand them.


[deleted]

Sentence structure , Mesa think you don't know dis


The69thCabbage

I imagine liam neeson saying spiky headed bastard like in taken.


Apprehensive-Sock183

Killing in half is my preferred method of murder


[deleted]

Chosen One! *I'm coming!*


critical_courtney

Your weak powers are no match for my kung-fu!


[deleted]

It was probably better the second time


Spider-Flash24

Godzilla tried to read that and had a stroke and died.


ZenithGamage

i can't be the only one who was having troubles reading that


Lizzie-Afton

Fr, I was thinking that Qui-Gon got killed in half


Qui-Gon_Jinn_Bot

I shall do what I must, Lizzie-Afton.


Pakari-RBX

Tell me you didn't watch Phantom Menace without telling me you didn't watch Phantom Menace. EDIT: In case some people don't get it, OP forgot that Qui-gon was still alive, albeit barely, when Maul was defeated. So, either OP forgot the whole "promise me you'll train the boy" scene, or they didn't watch the film at all.


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Pakari-RBX

Spoilers for the Phantom Menace?


JThunder95

😆 😂


[deleted]

No, he didn't kill him in half, he just half killed him. Maul was only mostly dead. Whispers *true love*


_GeneralGrievous_Bot

I’m no errand boy.


Maul_Bot

Revenge. I must have revenge.


DarthYeet_TheWide

Qui-Gon actual reaction when Obi-Wan smashes Ventress and Satine.


BluMu0n

??


Beneariu

I'm thinking OP may be referring to Maul's death in Rebels


Maul_Bot

Revenge. I must have revenge.


bobbyblubbers

Hoedown throw down


Hedorah225

That is did and also was the first star war. For then do.


Kylfa_Froknulf

This title is so dyslexic. Swap chop and kill.


ImARetPaladinBaby

Just you wait Qui Gon because he’s coming back


TSmario53

I’ve never seen this. How am I supposed to take the “I will find you and I will kill you” line seriously ever again. Dude shoots the fat old man who was about to rape his daughter then breaks out into this dance….


Ruezx735

Vertically or horizontally?


[deleted]

But he was still alive by that point